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The New, Improved, Better-Than-Ever PC Sports Thread
April 21st 2004, 14:58 CEST by BobJustBob

The old sports thread is too long. It's becoming a threat to older, longer, more established threads. Time for a new one. Enjoy.


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#54 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:55:02
All of them.

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#55 by jjohnsen
2004-04-21 19:56:02
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Damn I went from 5 points to 1 point in a single day.  My guys just keep getting worse.

-Jeremy
#56 by Charles
2004-04-21 19:57:50
www.bluh.org
I can't really picture this.


You probably could if you ever met me.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#57 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 20:00:30
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Charles and Xero : Terrorizing via the internet since 2001

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#58 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:11:19
Don't make me angry, Maple Leafs fan. You wouldn't like it if I'm angry.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
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#59 by Charles
2004-04-21 20:13:22
www.bluh.org
Who is a maple leafs fan?  I endorse your angry hurting of leafs fans, Yot.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#60 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:17:26
Charles-

That was me imitating you.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#61 by Hieronymus
2004-04-21 20:19:44
Charles,
    Honk!
#62 by Bailey
2004-04-21 20:29:37
yot

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

Well, they certainly rooted for the Blue Jays. America's pastime MY ASS.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.
#63 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:30:48
Heh. That year cracked me up- MLB champions in Toronto, Stanley Cup in Pittsburg.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#64 by Bailey
2004-04-21 20:31:33
The whole world went fiddle-faddle-foo.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.
#65 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:42:57
#21 yotsuya
Greg-

I'd like to see Roenick get a ring, so I'm alright with that.

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

Actually, Lacrosse is the national sport of Canada. But if a Canadian team makes it that far, then yes.

#66 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:48:03
Lacrosse? Really?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#67 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:55:25
#66 yotsuya
Lacrosse? Really?

yup.

#68 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:55:43
And you yanks can keep your filthy hands off it thank you very much.

#69 by Greg
2004-04-21 21:02:39
Yeah, we do, except for all those college teams and the MILL.

-DKI(ID
#70 by Bailey
2004-04-21 21:07:07
yot

Lacrosse? Really?

It was to placate the Indians when we coerced their land out of them. I don't think it even qualifies as a professional sport.

Saving Throw vs Humanity
#71 by Hugin
2004-04-21 21:14:45
lmccain@nber.org
My memories of lacrosse are painful.  back in high school, lacorsse was a woman's sport.  When, for whatever reason, the boys soccer or baseball teams weren't able to have their practices, we'd wander over and challenge the girls to a lacross game.  Which really was just stupid of us, because "boys vs girls" lacrosse really pretty much meant "girls beating the crap out of the boys with sticks for 40 minutes."
#72 by Hugin
2004-04-21 21:15:18
lmccain@nber.org
Back.  Lacrosse.  Oy vey.
#73 by Shadarr
2004-04-21 21:17:56
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Lacrosse has some of the dumbest rules in any sport.  You're allowed (nay, encouraged--even as a small child) to cross-check your opponent repeatedly in the back, but you're not allowed to use your off-hand to try to protect yourself and the ball from someone who wants to beat you with their stick.
#74 by Bailey
2004-04-21 21:24:41
I think my glory day in gym class was a lacrosse session where I was cross-checked in the spine, then got up and clocked the guy in the back of the head with a real Babe Ruth windup. I got a day off school, and he got an ambulance ride. Win-win!

Saving Throw vs Humanity
#75 by Caryn
2004-04-21 21:28:02
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
I loved lacrosse! When I went to a private school I was on the lacrosse team and the field hockey team (only junior varsity, though). One of the only times in my life that I can remember really enjoying physical sports. I think it's because I was a bigger girl than most of the others and posed a fairly formidable defense. I still had my lacrosse stick for a long time, too. Kept it for sentimental reasons and finally gave it away a couple of years ago. Ahh, I remember showing off proud crescent-shaped scars on my arms... *sniff*

"See, Canadians believe Jesus walked on water. We just figure it was winter when he did." - Squeaky
#76 by Jibble
2004-04-21 21:30:17
Somehow it's difficult to imagine Charles beating people up, but it's easy to imagine Caryn wielding a lacrosse stick with a crazed look in her eye...

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com
#77 by Trolly McTroll
2004-04-21 21:54:29
Ubi-Bubisoft is hiring schleps in Montreal

It was in fact so bad, that it gave me cancer. -"Bailey"
#78 by Bailey
2004-04-22 00:03:18
That's because it's the only look she has in her repetoire, Jibble.

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#79 by Dumdeedum
2004-04-22 01:24:49
http://www.dumdeedum.com
'Sup, my urbz.

#80 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 01:27:40
#79 Dumdeedum
'Sup, my urbz.

*sigh*

#81 by Your Friend
2004-04-22 01:35:32
Sounds awesome.

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#82 by Greg
2004-04-22 01:40:23
It's the project YF has been working on!

-DKI(ID
#83 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 01:43:19
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#84 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 01:55:12
WAREZ THREAD

#85 by mgns
2004-04-22 01:57:55
Who is a maple leafs fan?

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#86 by yotsuya
2004-04-22 02:07:21
So what are your second round predictions? Leafs over Philly? Wings over Calgary?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#87 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 02:13:26
#86 yotsuya
So what are your second round predictions? Leafs over Philly? Wings over Calgary?

The Wings are gonna roll right over Calgary. Colorado is gonna kick the shit out of San Jose. Tampa Bay is gonna get donkey punched by Montreal. And TO will beat Philly.

#88 by lwf
2004-04-22 02:16:29
The opposite of what Squeaky thinks.

For the next time you must redefine something.
#89 by yotsuya
2004-04-22 02:18:37
Hmmm... I'd like to see that, except I think San Jose will beat the Snowballs.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#90 by mgns
2004-04-22 02:24:06
Toronto, Tampa, Detroit and Colorado goes to the semi-finals. that's what, Toronto vs. Tampa and Colorado vs. Detroit? I'm thinking Toronto wins Stanley Cup after beating Colorado.

Maybe Tampa won't beat Montreal, but it doesn't matter -- Toronto can beat either of those teams.

"If you want sperm that produces Nobel Prize winners you should be contacting people like my father, a poor immigrant tailor. What have my sperm given the world? Two guitarists!" - Biochemist George Wald, on being solicited for a semen sample by William Shockley's sperm bank for Nobel Prize-winning scientists.
#91 by Your Friend
2004-04-22 02:24:32

WAREZ THREAD

The seller ended this listing early because the item was lost or broken.



Heh.

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#92 by Shadarr
2004-04-22 02:28:57
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I think they'll all be good series except Detroit - Calgary.  Calgary is tired and not that good to begin with.  Sure, they beat a more talented Vancouver team, but now they're playing a more talented team that knows how to protect a lead.

San Jose doesn't get any respect despite being one of the three best teams in the league.  Pundits were picking them as the most likely to get upset in the first round and they're practically being treated as underdogs in the second.  I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Sharks take the series in 6.  A lot of it depends on Aebischer.  Against Dallas he was Roylike, but he's still a playoff rookie.

I want Toronto and Montreal to win, but I really don't see it happening.  Philly will beat up the already beat-up Leafs, and Tampa has something Boston didn't: second line scoring.
#93 by lwf
2004-04-22 02:30:09
The only time the Canucks failed to protect a lead, they still won.

For the next time you must redefine something.
#94 by mgns
2004-04-22 02:30:39
Either way I hope Forsberg gets creamed real good. The git.

"If you want sperm that produces Nobel Prize winners you should be contacting people like my father, a poor immigrant tailor. What have my sperm given the world? Two guitarists!" - Biochemist George Wald, on being solicited for a semen sample by William Shockley's sperm bank for Nobel Prize-winning scientists.
#95 by Shadarr
2004-04-22 02:33:17
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Perhaps I should restate that as "a team that doesn't routinely have defensive breakdowns leaving guys alone in front of the net".  Iginla was able to out-muscle Ohlund.  If the Wings want they can put Hatcher and Lidstrom on the ice at the same time; that's just unfair.
#96 by Hugin
2004-04-22 03:29:22
lmccain@nber.org
Didn't the Canucks lose thier first and second string goalies and still almost manage to win the series?
#97 by lwf
2004-04-22 03:32:14
They didn't lose Hedberg, they yanked him. It was a good series, best of the first round, could have gone either way.

For the next time you must redefine something.
#98 by yotsuya
2004-04-22 05:20:10
Man, here I was, Randy Johnson was throwing a good game, 11 Ks, ERA of 2.00 then...WHAM! Cock up my fantasy ass!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#99 by chris
2004-04-22 05:48:39
cwb@shaithis.com http://www.cerebraldebris.com
Pedro finally had a decent showing last night. Maybe I haven't thoroughly cursed him.

-chris
#100 by The_Joker
2004-04-22 11:14:53
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#101 by G-Man
2004-04-22 14:42:07
I'd say he had more than a decent showing. That guy is on fire lately.
#102 by MCorleone
2004-04-22 15:29:15
What was that no-name laptop website?

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#103 by Jibble
2004-04-22 16:43:52
Have faith, my son.  The day is nigh when CrapSifter shall walk this earth among us and shine forth with PlanetCrap URL filtering.

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