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	The New, Improved, Better-Than-Ever PC Sports Thread April 21st 2004, 14:58 CEST by BobJustBob The old sports thread is too long. It's becoming a threat to older, longer, more established threads. Time for a new one. Enjoy. This thread is sponsored by a secret global conspiracy of game developers that control society.

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#40 by Trunks
2004-04-21 18:41:57

Scoring update:

Boston Sox 5
Portland 4

Victoria 8
Phoenix Profs 1

San Francisco 2
Boston Doodz 5

Chicago 6
Phoenix Jafds 4

Syracuse 5
Los Angeles 4

Everytown 7
Utah 1

Philly 2
Milwaukee 5

"Whether he likes it or not, a man's character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life."
-Anthony Holden

#41 by chris
2004-04-21 18:42:38

MEMO

TO: All National League Pitchers
FROM: chris
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Barry Bonds

DISREGARD ALL MEMOS FROM YOTSUYA. THANK YOU.

-chris

#42 by Shadarr
2004-04-21 18:44:33

Charles,

The further the Leafs go in the playoffs, the more interest rates will go up next year. So suck it up for the good of my savings account you whiner.

#43 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 18:54:42

MEMO

TO: All Sportsfucks
FROM: Joker
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Sportsthread

FUCK YOU ALL

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka
PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".

#44 by Darkseid-D
2004-04-21 19:04:19

Memo

To: Joker
From : People who might give a fuck
Date : April 21st 2004
Re: Sportsthread

If you dont like sports threads, DONT FUCKING OPEN IT, even you should be able to grasp that concept.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

*ahem* Go stick your wangzor in JAFD, KThxBye kekekekeeke ^.^

Do not go gently into that good night.
Old age should burn and rage at the close of day.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

#45 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:25:37

Well, fuck. This is the third time Opencrap goes crappy and fucks up the thread list. This is also the third time that I post this on PC, as an RFA to Gabe, and this will be the third time he won't reply.

Thanks Gabe!

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink

#46 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:28:18

Having some problems with your scriptydoo?

Delete the cache and refresh it.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#47 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:30:00

No, it did that before resp. about 4 and 8 months ago. Besides, I copy any XML file I use for futzing with my Crapsearch index to my inetpub folder.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink

#48 by Hugin
2004-04-21 19:35:51

As they say in the geek 'hood: Web Interface 4 EVA

#49 by jjz
2004-04-21 19:37:02

Or, "I don't know how to make a shortcut to the archive page".

#50 by Hugin
2004-04-21 19:38:39

There's a huge difference between things I don't wish to do, and things that can't be done because they're broken.

#51 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:45:59

#47 Gunp01nt

No, it did that before resp. about 4 and 8 months ago. Besides, I copy any XML file I use for futzing with my Crapsearch index to my inetpub folder.

It's a race to the finish! I'm hoping to open mine to the public before May 2008. Think you can beat that?

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#52 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 19:48:09

#44 Someone probably made a large "donation" to Gabe and/or Morn to get this voted in.

#53 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:53:42

It's a race to the finish! I'm hoping to open mine to the public before May 2008. Think you can beat that?

Depends. Do you follow the Gregorian, Hebrew, Islamic or Buddhist calendar?

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink

#54 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:55:02

All of them.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#55 by jjohnsen
2004-04-21 19:56:02

Damn I went from 5 points to 1 point in a single day. My guys just keep getting worse.

-Jeremy

#56 by Charles
2004-04-21 19:57:50

I can't really picture this.

You probably could if you ever met me.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."

#57 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 20:00:30

Charles and Xero : Terrorizing via the internet since 2001

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur"

#58 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:11:19

Don't make me angry, Maple Leafs fan. You wouldn't like it if I'm angry.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
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#59 by Charles
2004-04-21 20:13:22

Who is a maple leafs fan? I endorse your angry hurting of leafs fans, Yot.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."

#60 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:17:26

Charles-

That was me imitating you.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#61 by Hieronymus
2004-04-21 20:19:44

Charles,
Honk!

#62 by Bailey
2004-04-21 20:29:37

yot

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

Well, they certainly rooted for the Blue Jays. America's pastime MY ASS.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.

#63 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:30:48

Heh. That year cracked me up- MLB champions in Toronto, Stanley Cup in Pittsburg.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#64 by Bailey
2004-04-21 20:31:33

The whole world went fiddle-faddle-foo.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.

#65 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:42:57

#21 yotsuya

Greg-

I'd like to see Roenick get a ring, so I'm alright with that.

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

Actually, Lacrosse is the national sport of Canada. But if a Canadian team makes it that far, then yes.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
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#66 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:48:03

Lacrosse? Really?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#67 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:55:25

#66 yotsuya

Lacrosse? Really?

yup.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#68 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:55:43

And you yanks can keep your filthy hands off it thank you very much.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#69 by Greg
2004-04-21 21:02:39

Yeah, we do, except for all those college teams and the MILL.

-DKI(ID

#70 by Bailey
2004-04-21 21:07:07

yot

Lacrosse? Really?

It was to placate the Indians when we coerced their land out of them. I don't think it even qualifies as a professional sport.

Saving Throw vs Humanity

#71 by Hugin
2004-04-21 21:14:45

My memories of lacrosse are painful. back in high school, lacorsse was a woman's sport. When, for whatever reason, the boys soccer or baseball teams weren't able to have their practices, we'd wander over and challenge the girls to a lacross game. Which really was just stupid of us, because "boys vs girls" lacrosse really pretty much meant "girls beating the crap out of the boys with sticks for 40 minutes."

#72 by Hugin
2004-04-21 21:15:18

Back. Lacrosse. Oy vey.

#73 by Shadarr
2004-04-21 21:17:56

Lacrosse has some of the dumbest rules in any sport. You're allowed (nay, encouraged--even as a small child) to cross-check your opponent repeatedly in the back, but you're not allowed to use your off-hand to try to protect yourself and the ball from someone who wants to beat you with their stick.

#74 by Bailey
2004-04-21 21:24:41

I think my glory day in gym class was a lacrosse session where I was cross-checked in the spine, then got up and clocked the guy in the back of the head with a real Babe Ruth windup. I got a day off school, and he got an ambulance ride. Win-win!

Saving Throw vs Humanity

#75 by Caryn
2004-04-21 21:28:02

I loved lacrosse! When I went to a private school I was on the lacrosse team and the field hockey team (only junior varsity, though). One of the only times in my life that I can remember really enjoying physical sports. I think it's because I was a bigger girl than most of the others and posed a fairly formidable defense. I still had my lacrosse stick for a long time, too. Kept it for sentimental reasons and finally gave it away a couple of years ago. Ahh, I remember showing off proud crescent-shaped scars on my arms... *sniff*

"See, Canadians believe Jesus walked on water. We just figure it was winter when he did." - Squeaky

#76 by Jibble
2004-04-21 21:30:17

Somehow it's difficult to imagine Charles beating people up, but it's easy to imagine Caryn wielding a lacrosse stick with a crazed look in her eye...

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#77 by Trolly McTroll
2004-04-21 21:54:29

Ubi-Bubisoft is hiring schleps in Montreal

It was in fact so bad, that it gave me cancer. -"Bailey"

#78 by Bailey
2004-04-22 00:03:18

That's because it's the only look she has in her repetoire, Jibble.

Saving Throw vs Humanity

#79 by Dumdeedum
2004-04-22 01:24:49

'Sup, my urbz.

MP3 of the week: The Divine Comedy - Songs Of Love.mp3

#80 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 01:27:40

#79 Dumdeedum

'Sup, my urbz.

*sigh*

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#81 by Your Friend
2004-04-22 01:35:32

Sounds awesome.

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#82 by Greg
2004-04-22 01:40:23

It's the project YF has been working on!

-DKI(ID

#83 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 01:43:19

“Viewtiful Joe is the most innovative creation in video games...\"

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Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
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#84 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 01:55:12

WAREZ THREAD

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#85 by mgns
2004-04-22 01:57:55

Who is a maple leafs fan?

<--

"If you want sperm that produces Nobel Prize winners you should be contacting people like my father, a poor immigrant tailor. What have my sperm given the world? Two guitarists!" - Biochemist George Wald, on being solicited for a semen sample by William Shockley's sperm bank for Nobel Prize-winning scientists.

#86 by yotsuya
2004-04-22 02:07:21

So what are your second round predictions? Leafs over Philly? Wings over Calgary?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#87 by Squeaky
2004-04-22 02:13:26

#86 yotsuya

So what are your second round predictions? Leafs over Philly? Wings over Calgary?

The Wings are gonna roll right over Calgary. Colorado is gonna kick the shit out of San Jose. Tampa Bay is gonna get donkey punched by Montreal. And TO will beat Philly.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#88 by lwf
2004-04-22 02:16:29

The opposite of what Squeaky thinks.

For the next time you must redefine something.

#89 by yotsuya
2004-04-22 02:18:37

Hmmm... I'd like to see that, except I think San Jose will beat the Snowballs.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

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