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	The New, Improved, Better-Than-Ever PC Sports Thread April 21st 2004, 14:58 CEST by BobJustBob The old sports thread is too long. It's becoming a threat to older, longer, more established threads. Time for a new one. Enjoy. This thread is sponsored by a secret global conspiracy of game developers that control society.

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#25 by UncleJeet
2004-04-21 17:27:03

I'm waiting for Curling to catch on before I latch passionately onto a sport.

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!

#26 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:27:31

Curling? Here's a broom, Jeet, start sweeping.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
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#27 by Jibble
2004-04-21 17:29:38

Curling is a man's game. No room for you, Jeet.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#28 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:29:50

Heh.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
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#29 by UncleJeet
2004-04-21 17:35:20

Curling is a man's game. No room for you, Jeet.

Married only minutes, and already the wife has you convinced that sweeping is manly. Be strong!

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!

#30 by Charles
2004-04-21 17:38:40

Maybe they shouldn't win the Cup. I'd hate to read about Charles in a clock tower with a gun because some people were loudly happy.

Actually, at this point I'm hoping that they end up in game 7 for the cup... then lose. At home. Because int he rioting that follows, I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."

#31 by Ergo
2004-04-21 17:43:48

I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

I can't really picture this.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
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#32 by Jibble
2004-04-21 17:45:12

Picture him with a baseball bat, wearing seventeen layers of clothing, and crying in a city alley somewhere.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#33 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 17:46:24

I see the sportsfucks have won the battle.

But not the war.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka
PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".

#34 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 17:47:43

#31 Ergo

I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

I can't really picture this.

Picture them as teenagers.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur"

#35 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 17:48:47

I guess we have to thank Gabe for this, too.

#36 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:52:53

WAH WAH WAH! SPORTS IS BAD! WAH WAH! LET'S TALK ABOUT MY DICK!

Sheesh.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#37 by Ergo
2004-04-21 18:08:24

#34 Warren Marshall

#31 Ergo

I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

I can't really picture this.

Picture them as teenagers.

If they're extremely small teenagers, then maybe.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
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#38 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 18:32:27

Pretend they were talking at a movie. NOW it's on.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur"

#39 by Ergo
2004-04-21 18:37:27

Ah, ok.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
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#40 by Trunks
2004-04-21 18:41:57

Scoring update:

Boston Sox 5
Portland 4

Victoria 8
Phoenix Profs 1

San Francisco 2
Boston Doodz 5

Chicago 6
Phoenix Jafds 4

Syracuse 5
Los Angeles 4

Everytown 7
Utah 1

Philly 2
Milwaukee 5

"Whether he likes it or not, a man's character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life."
-Anthony Holden

#41 by chris
2004-04-21 18:42:38

MEMO

TO: All National League Pitchers
FROM: chris
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Barry Bonds

DISREGARD ALL MEMOS FROM YOTSUYA. THANK YOU.

-chris

#42 by Shadarr
2004-04-21 18:44:33

Charles,

The further the Leafs go in the playoffs, the more interest rates will go up next year. So suck it up for the good of my savings account you whiner.

#43 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 18:54:42

MEMO

TO: All Sportsfucks
FROM: Joker
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Sportsthread

FUCK YOU ALL

#44 by Darkseid-D
2004-04-21 19:04:19

Memo

To: Joker
From : People who might give a fuck
Date : April 21st 2004
Re: Sportsthread

If you dont like sports threads, DONT FUCKING OPEN IT, even you should be able to grasp that concept.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

*ahem* Go stick your wangzor in JAFD, KThxBye kekekekeeke ^.^

Do not go gently into that good night.
Old age should burn and rage at the close of day.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

#45 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:25:37

Well, fuck. This is the third time Opencrap goes crappy and fucks up the thread list. This is also the third time that I post this on PC, as an RFA to Gabe, and this will be the third time he won't reply.

Thanks Gabe!

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink

#46 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:28:18

Having some problems with your scriptydoo?

Delete the cache and refresh it.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#47 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:30:00

No, it did that before resp. about 4 and 8 months ago. Besides, I copy any XML file I use for futzing with my Crapsearch index to my inetpub folder.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink

#48 by Hugin
2004-04-21 19:35:51

As they say in the geek 'hood: Web Interface 4 EVA

#49 by jjz
2004-04-21 19:37:02

Or, "I don't know how to make a shortcut to the archive page".

#50 by Hugin
2004-04-21 19:38:39

There's a huge difference between things I don't wish to do, and things that can't be done because they're broken.

#51 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:45:59

#47 Gunp01nt

No, it did that before resp. about 4 and 8 months ago. Besides, I copy any XML file I use for futzing with my Crapsearch index to my inetpub folder.

It's a race to the finish! I'm hoping to open mine to the public before May 2008. Think you can beat that?

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#52 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 19:48:09

#44 Someone probably made a large "donation" to Gabe and/or Morn to get this voted in.

#53 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:53:42

It's a race to the finish! I'm hoping to open mine to the public before May 2008. Think you can beat that?

Depends. Do you follow the Gregorian, Hebrew, Islamic or Buddhist calendar?

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink

#54 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:55:02

All of them.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com

#55 by jjohnsen
2004-04-21 19:56:02

Damn I went from 5 points to 1 point in a single day. My guys just keep getting worse.

-Jeremy

#56 by Charles
2004-04-21 19:57:50

I can't really picture this.

You probably could if you ever met me.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."

#57 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 20:00:30

Charles and Xero : Terrorizing via the internet since 2001

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur"

#58 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:11:19

Don't make me angry, Maple Leafs fan. You wouldn't like it if I'm angry.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#59 by Charles
2004-04-21 20:13:22

Who is a maple leafs fan? I endorse your angry hurting of leafs fans, Yot.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."

#60 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:17:26

Charles-

That was me imitating you.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#61 by Hieronymus
2004-04-21 20:19:44

Charles,
Honk!

#62 by Bailey
2004-04-21 20:29:37

yot

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

Well, they certainly rooted for the Blue Jays. America's pastime MY ASS.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.

#63 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:30:48

Heh. That year cracked me up- MLB champions in Toronto, Stanley Cup in Pittsburg.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#64 by Bailey
2004-04-21 20:31:33

The whole world went fiddle-faddle-foo.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.

#65 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:42:57

#21 yotsuya

Greg-

I'd like to see Roenick get a ring, so I'm alright with that.

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

Actually, Lacrosse is the national sport of Canada. But if a Canadian team makes it that far, then yes.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#66 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 20:48:03

Lacrosse? Really?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page

#67 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:55:25

#66 yotsuya

Lacrosse? Really?

yup.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#68 by Squeaky
2004-04-21 20:55:43

And you yanks can keep your filthy hands off it thank you very much.

Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
dvds

#69 by Greg
2004-04-21 21:02:39

Yeah, we do, except for all those college teams and the MILL.

-DKI(ID

#70 by Bailey
2004-04-21 21:07:07

yot

Lacrosse? Really?

It was to placate the Indians when we coerced their land out of them. I don't think it even qualifies as a professional sport.

Saving Throw vs Humanity

#71 by Hugin
2004-04-21 21:14:45

My memories of lacrosse are painful. back in high school, lacorsse was a woman's sport. When, for whatever reason, the boys soccer or baseball teams weren't able to have their practices, we'd wander over and challenge the girls to a lacross game. Which really was just stupid of us, because "boys vs girls" lacrosse really pretty much meant "girls beating the crap out of the boys with sticks for 40 minutes."

#72 by Hugin
2004-04-21 21:15:18

Back. Lacrosse. Oy vey.

#73 by Shadarr
2004-04-21 21:17:56

Lacrosse has some of the dumbest rules in any sport. You're allowed (nay, encouraged--even as a small child) to cross-check your opponent repeatedly in the back, but you're not allowed to use your off-hand to try to protect yourself and the ball from someone who wants to beat you with their stick.

#74 by Bailey
2004-04-21 21:24:41

I think my glory day in gym class was a lacrosse session where I was cross-checked in the spine, then got up and clocked the guy in the back of the head with a real Babe Ruth windup. I got a day off school, and he got an ambulance ride. Win-win!

Saving Throw vs Humanity

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