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#17 by bago
2003-12-22 23:21:00

Hypnotique (Uberzone Remix)

You DARE to worship a god other than Allah? Allah does not know who this "Ctulhu" character is, kufr, but when he finds out he is going to kick that Jew deity down a flight of fucking stairs.

#18 by Ashiran
2003-12-22 23:25:10

http://www.generyx.de/anime.gif

I tolerate everything except intolerance.

#19 by Gabe
2003-12-22 23:26:35

Chris left?

#20 by BobJustBob
2003-12-22 23:42:11

And if you ever decide to stop renting your locker, your creations will be destroyed.

Dood.

#21 by VeeSPIKE
2003-12-22 23:47:35

LOSE!

The media doesn't educate, it sensationalizes. That's why there's no learning curve, just repeated bouts of gross stupidity. Bailey

#22 by Desiato
2003-12-22 23:50:29

I just booted up.

I got nothing.

...like the color of a tv screen tuned to a dead channel.

#23 by mgns
2003-12-22 23:54:28

just an echo, in the darkest corners of my head
and I'll crawl away, before I ever learn to fight
what I need, is her sex in a see-through dress
for a while

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.

#24 by OwenButler
2003-12-22 23:57:34

/free/lghome/obutler/devel/build1/scripts/processDisplayAds

#25 by jjohnsen
2003-12-23 00:05:54

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Please put 1 2 or 3 next to the top three
you like with 3 being best

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Coke
Dr. Pepper
Other (what kind?)

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Please put 1 2 or 3 next to the top three
you like with 3 being best

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Diet Coke
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Other (what kind?)

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Please put 1 2 or 3 next to the top three
you like with 3 being best

Tropical Sprite
Mountain Dew Yellow
Mountain Dew Red
Sprite
7-up
Fanta Orange
Water
Fanta Grape
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#26 by jjohnsen
2003-12-23 00:06:23

Sorry, didn't realize that was so long. But it really was in my clipboard at the time.

Hi Chris!

#27 by Creole Ned
2003-12-23 00:08:17

will not bute up

"I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller

#28 by Duality
2003-12-23 00:13:34

OMFG! There's someone out there that didn't grow up around pop-culture and technology! FREAK!

Duality [bunge shot bonus] +10G

#29 by Frijoles
2003-12-23 00:21:43

http://www.themafiaclan.com/Forums/uploads/post-35-1064041487.gif

Was sharing the beauty of animated gifs with a friend.

#30 by mgns
2003-12-23 00:24:50

T - the armored car pulls up, Jimmy cuts the power to the traffic lights.
T +5 seconds. Tommy Two-legs opens fire with the minigun from behind the grassy knoll.
T +25 seconds. Ripper Dundee, Cherokee Charlie, Smiley and Sammy the Storch moves in with sub-machine guns, securing the area.
T +30 seconds. Dynamite-stick Dick blasts open the doors. Just the bloody doors.
T +40 seconds. Team "Take the Loot" moves in, takes the loot.
T +90 seconds. Big Bullit Johnson starts up the engine, drives the getaway-van around the corner and up beside the armored transport from behind.
T +115 seconds. Team "Take the Loot", takes the loot into the van. Dynamite-stick Dick plants thermal detonators inside the, now empty, armored car - then joins team "Take the Loot" in taking the loot into the van.
T +130 seconds. Ripper Dundee, Cherokee Charlie, Smiley and Sammy the Storch joins team "Take the Loot", after the taking of said loot into the getaway-van is completed, closing the doors as Big Bullit Johnson takes off down the street, following the formerly agreed upon path to Mexico.
T +131 seconds. Jimmy and Tommy Two-legs makes their escape on two of these, following the formerly agreed upon path to Mexico.
T +135 seconds. Dynamite-stick Dick, remotely, detonates the thermal detonators placed inside the armored car. Safely, from afar, after the operation has removed itself, physically, from the location of the robbery.

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.

#31 by mgns
2003-12-23 00:27:14

Oops. That wasn't meant to be there. Sorry, just a technical glitch. Move on. Nothing to see here.

Don De Está El Pescado will have my kneecaps for this!

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.

#32 by Wudi
2003-12-23 00:34:42

Cool Site

Zep--

I want to be a part of the club! Accept me!

Bubble Blast Installer!

#33 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-23 00:40:19

sup wudi thats my fav site man

Zep--

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

#34 by Bailey
2003-12-23 00:55:55

You're all horrible nerds.

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#35 by Darkseid-D
2003-12-23 00:57:44

Westmoreland:
O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men in England
That do no work today!

King:
What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? No my fair cousin.
If we are marked to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.

God's will! I pray thee wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous of gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It grieves me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honor,
I am the most offending soul alive.

No, faith my cousin, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honor
As one more man methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. Do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is called the Feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a-tiptoe when this day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall see this day, and live old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors
And say, "Tomorrow is Saint Crispian."

Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say, "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with added luster,
what feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so lowly,
This day shall enoble his rank.
And gentlemen in England, now abed,
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here;
And hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day

Do not go gently into that good night.
Old age should burn and rage at the close of day.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

#36 by Caryn
2003-12-23 01:05:10

#34 Bailey

You're all horrible nerds.

Okay, look—

(Caryn settles in and points her finger at the crowd)

—we are ALL NERDS, BAILEY. Even you. At least once a freakin' week someone here says something to the effect of, "God, I can't believe how geeky/nerdy you guys are" followed by what I can only imagine is a series of self-absorbed snorting in derision.

Please, just stop it. Of COURSE we're nerds. We're posting on PC. A forum founded originally to discuss video games. If you are about to make a post that proclaims your fellow posters to be nerds or geeks or nerdy geeks or geeky nerds, stop and think about how you're not the first to say it, and that it's been said a thousand times. Which makes it very tiresome to read over and over again. We're nerds. We know. Move on.

Of course, this will likely be dispensed along with the other PC cliches we constantly drag out around here.

(Caryn storms out of the room dramatically)

I am in Kyoto
Yet at the voice of the Hototogisu
Longing for Kyoto
- Basho

#37 by jafd
2003-12-23 01:06:36

The operative term was "horrible".

"It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"

#38 by Squeaky
2003-12-23 01:10:01

#36 Caryn

[rant]

are you sure that wasn't what was in his clipboard at the time?

blessed are the cheese makers

#39 by Your Friend
2003-12-23 01:10:25

(Caryn storms out of the room dramatically)

Dork.

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#40 by Caryn
2003-12-23 01:11:14

#38 Squeaky

#36 Caryn

[rant]

are you sure that wasn't what was in his clipboard at the time?

No. No I'm not. If it was, well...yeah FINE I'll...let it go...this time.

I am in Kyoto
Yet at the voice of the Hototogisu
Longing for Kyoto
- Basho

#41 by Shadarr
2003-12-23 01:11:28

At least once a freakin' week someone here says something to the effect of, "God, I can't believe how geeky/nerdy you guys are"

At least once a week someone loses it and goes off on another poster for doing something one too many times.

#42 by Caryn
2003-12-23 01:12:31

#41 Shadarr

At least once a week someone loses it and goes off on another poster for doing something one too many times.

This is true. I'm probably the one who usually does it, too, come to think of it...

I am in Kyoto
Yet at the voice of the Hototogisu
Longing for Kyoto
- Basho

#43 by mgns
2003-12-23 01:13:06

Maybe people should stop posting the same old, same old.

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.

#44 by Squeaky
2003-12-23 01:13:27

#43 mgns

Maybe people should stop posting the same old, same old.

then what would we do here?

blessed are the cheese makers

#45 by Ergo
2003-12-23 01:17:17

For those that want same old same old, check out the global conspiracy thread. It contains the ever-popular Save Anywhere discussion.

Cogite tute.
DVDs

#46 by mgns
2003-12-23 01:17:42

#44

Turn it into a blog, for Hugin to do with as he sees fit?

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.

#47 by Your Friend
2003-12-23 01:17:56

then what would we do here?

What?

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#48 by Bailey
2003-12-23 01:34:11

Caryn? In the long chances that post was made in anything other than a frivolous jest, please do me the favor: stop taking yourself so seriously, and consider the source.

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#49 by Caryn
2003-12-23 01:35:40

#48 Bailey

Caryn? In the long chances that post was made in anything other than a frivolous jest, please do me the favor: stop taking yourself so seriously, and consider the source.

It was partially made in jest. It's still annoying to see it constantly said, no matter who the source. It's beginning to rank up there with "What?" for me.

I am in Kyoto
Yet at the voice of the Hototogisu
Longing for Kyoto
- Basho

#50 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-23 01:36:05

i agree with caran u guyz are waaay 2 repetatatative its always the same shit

`Sup Joker

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

#51 by TheTrunkDr.
2003-12-23 01:36:30

I kid cause I care.

#52 by TheTrunkDr.
2003-12-23 01:38:03

Incidentally, that's a quote tag that I had in my clipboard. I just pasted a clicked post without even thinking, sorry.

I kid cause I care.

#53 by Bailey
2003-12-23 01:38:26

Hrmmm, repetition on Planetcrap is vexing to you, eh? Well, luckily, I've comprised a short list of some of the offenders here, you can add them to your PLONK list in Opencrap.

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#54 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-23 01:41:08

i agree with caran this s*** is out of hand guys

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

#55 by Caryn
2003-12-23 01:45:05

#53 Bailey

Hrmmm, repetition on Planetcrap is vexing to you, eh? Well, luckily, I've comprised a short list of some of the offenders here, you can add them to your PLONK list in Opencrap.

My point is that just because it's being done doesn't mean we need to continue it. I mean, okay, I'm not taking this that seriously but we're talking about it, so I'll continue the thought. First you tell me to consider the source and let it go because of that, but then you tell me everyone does it so that should be fine. I'm just trying to lobby the lost cause of getting rid of the predictable cliches around here. "What?" and "You're all nerds" are my pet peeves. Hey, I bet I annoy people, too. I don't plonk anyone. I felt like pointing out something we see a lot of here that we don't have to, no matter who's saying it. As Shadarr pointed out, people do that too much on PC, too, me included. So I guess we're even.

I am in Kyoto
Yet at the voice of the Hototogisu
Longing for Kyoto
- Basho

#56 by Caryn
2003-12-23 01:46:23

Anyway, mgns, what WAS that from your clipboard anyway?

I am in Kyoto
Yet at the voice of the Hototogisu
Longing for Kyoto
- Basho

#57 by Post-It
2003-12-23 01:46:40

Clipboard contents:

One of the most stunning successes on Old World Underground, "Succexy" takes issue with the political agenda of the U.S. government from a more creative stance than the indie world's typical anti-Bush rhetoric and generalizations. Instead of placing the blame purely on the government, Haines claims, "All we do is talk, sit, switch screens/ As the homeland plans enemies." Slipping between power chords and her own serpentine synth lines, Haines juxtaposes sex and war without sounding lost in her own thoughts.

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#58 by dsmart
2003-12-23 01:51:42

http://www.3000ad.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=000261;p=3#000107

You asked.

Dealing with publishers is like stepping through a minefield. In the dark. Blindfolded. With people shooting at you. And your ex mother-in-law giving you directions.

#59 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-23 01:52:10

i agree with caran guys this repetatativeness has GOT TO STOP

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

#60 by Dethstryk
2003-12-23 01:52:17

sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar

#61 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-23 01:54:35

guys i agree with dethstryk this repetatativeness has GOT TO STOP... IMMEDIATELY

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

#62 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-23 01:55:27

`Sup Trolly my emails are taken ages to load wtf is up with outlook man it's always fucken me around dude

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

#63 by Phayyde
2003-12-23 02:01:49

CtrlV -----------

Seriously, MS is fucking software engr up though.  They are commoditizing software development.  People think programming means VB these days.  All these smarmy MBAs that got laid off from WCOM strut around with entrepreneurial ADHD blathering about how they can whip out "world class solutions" with a $25 buck/hr VB guy or by outsourcing to Mother Russia.  And I can't respond because they don't understand having to live with the same code for more than a year.  It's all disposable to them.  It's worthless!  These are the people protecting the future of American software.

I can't STAND the whole Martha Stewart Dream MS is selling.  Easy perfection.  You know what?  Perfection is NOT easy.  It's hard and it costs people their time, health and families and therefore it's IMPORTANT.  It's important to get software right, not just because people SUFFER when software fails, but because we are giving away the industry every time we fail to drive the quality curve.  Selling the perception that perfection is easy is setting us up for failure in the long run.

Was this supposed to be a rant?  I guess I've started ranting here.  Might as well finish.

It's as if the entire US tech industry is choosing to collectively drop the ball when it comes to software.  Software is now a Pop medium where we slap a new name on an old thing and it sells.  Just like rock and roll.

Funny how all those wasted years we spent dreaming about rock and roll imparted this slow-motion demonstration of how capitalism overpowers art every time.  We're just seeing it again in the software biz.  Dot NET is Adam Ant redux.

Beat to fit, paint to match.

#64 by Squeaky
2003-12-23 02:04:17

The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (No Passes) 210 mins
Mon: 11:30 am 12:00 pm 12:30 pm 1:00 pm 1:30 pm 2:30 pm 3:45 pm 4:15 pm 4:45 pm 6:00 pm 6:30 pm 7:15 pm 8:15 pm 9:00 pm 9:20 pm 9:40 pm 10:10 pm 10:40 pm
Frequent violence

blessed are the cheese makers

#65 by mgns
2003-12-23 02:09:34

caryn,

Anyway, mgns, what WAS that from your clipboard anyway?

The first thing was the real ctrl-v. A verse from a song lyric I'm working on at the moment.

The second thing was just a failed attempt at making a funny.

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.

#66 by mike
2003-12-23 02:10:45

My clipboard currently contains the most horrifying words yet discovered by man:

"The official goatse.cx merchandise is coming soon!

Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine.

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