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Merging = Yielding to Oncoming Traffic
December 6th 2003, 07:27 CET by crash Breaking news: IGN and GameSpy are "merging." The Yahoo press release. Any tasty tidbits? Why, certainly. First question is "Who gets to be the bitch?" From the writeup, it would appear to be GameSpy: Mr. Jung [IGN's current CEO] will serve the new company as CEO, and Mr. Surfas will serve as the Chief Strategy Officer and will join Mr. Jung on the Board of Directors. Because of their distinct audiences and strong loyalties, both the IGN.com and GameSpy.com brands will be retained. The companies expect to complete the merger in the first half of 2004. Second point of note: When has a merger ever resulted in parallel companies, especially when said companies compete for the same mindshare? Hrm. I can't think of one, but I'm sure someone will, so I can't say, "It has never happened." All I can do is qualify that with "...to the best of my recollection." Which isn't so hot any more, come right down to it. Third: Why's the merger happening? Simple: IGN wants better writers [difficult to get worse than they have, honestly -ed], a better PC-game presence, and FilePlanet: "This combination offers tremendous synergies as GameSpy and IGN have very complementary strengths," said Mark Jung, IGN's CEO. "GameSpy is the market leader with the PC game audience, game downloads and online gaming technology. IGN is the market leader with the console game audience and in community services such as message boards. Both companies have very strong subscription acquisition and retention programs." IGN's "VN Boards" are staggeringly successful in terms of retention and traffic. Checking their front door, at 8:40 Pacific time on 4 December, they're sporting 557 total messageboards, nearly 71 million messages, and almost 54 thousand posted in the last 20 hours... which comes out to 45 messages every second all day long. Probably every day, too. Sure, they're a pit of idiots, and a lot of 'em, but the idiots come back, read the ads, and pay the "Insider" fees to get icons and colored text in their posts. And that looks real good on the bottom line. IGN has a lot of real good reasons to want to field-strip GameSpy's assets, and the clout to do it. Can GameSpy be dealing from a position of strength on this one? If they are, why's Bastard playing second fiddle to a guy heading a company who's stock was trading at a nickel a share not so very long ago? What's gonna happen now, do you think? |
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How could one dude do all that? Theories about aliens killing Kennedy might be a little off, but anyone that would say Oswald acted alone would make me think "you're nuts". |
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I think Oswald acted alone. Whether I'm nuts or not is debatable. Cogite tute.
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There was a documentary in the UK recently that showed the work of a guy that modelled the whole of Dealey Plaza in minute detail and made a simulation showing the shooting, using the Zapruder footage to accurately map and animate the movements of the motorcade and it's occupants. He showed that, based on the angles and the movements of Kennedy's body that there could only have been one shooter. That still doesn't mean that Oswald acted alone, of course. 9 years later you're the fat kid with his face pressed against the window of The Industry. - crash
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Oswald didn't act alone, he was doing it under orders from an enormous ball of pure evil. Hey You! Don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy, heavy monster sound.
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I think Scott Bakula might have been involved at one point too... The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
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That's Captain Sam Bakula to you. Trapped in the series, he finds himself leaping from episode to episode, getting things wrong that could have been right and hoping each time, that his science officer will finally get naked. Hey You! Don't watch that, watch this! This is the heavy, heavy monster sound.
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No. But let's just say, to borrow a term from G-Man's profession, that I have a reasonable doubt in my mind that Oswald acted alone. What set you off? The magic bullet that pierces two men, traveling through the entire body of the second, or the sudden reversal of elementary physics proceeding the second (third?) shot? Duality [bunge shot bonus] +10G
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#175 mgns JFK is a damn good film. No it's not. "..and Trolly McTroll is the best name EVER. I laugh every time I see it." - ZEP
" If i ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Trolly. - The_Joker "I agree with Trolly. " - yotsuya |
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#181 yotsuya Heh. I did a paper on the assassination in college, and did tons of research. Do I know who did it? No. But let's just say, to borrow a term from G-Man's profession, that I have a reasonable doubt in my mind that Oswald acted alone. Oswald was a scapegoat. Multiple people shot JFK. "..and Trolly McTroll is the best name EVER. I laugh every time I see it." - ZEP
" If i ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Trolly. - The_Joker "I agree with Trolly. " - yotsuya |
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#189 Dumdeedum That's Captain Sam Bakula to you. Trapped in the series, he finds himself leaping from episode to episode, getting things wrong that could have been right and hoping each time, that his science officer will finally get naked. You mean the oriental chick or the Spock looking babe? "..and Trolly McTroll is the best name EVER. I laugh every time I see it." - ZEP
" If i ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Trolly. - The_Joker "I agree with Trolly. " - yotsuya |
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#175 mgns JFK is a damn good film. Back, and to the left. Back...and to the left. Back.......and to the left. BACK...and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back............... ... .... .... ... ...and to the left. The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
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Oh no, Promopheus. Prometheus! Dood.
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Fin. The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
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PENGUINS CAN'T FLY! Dood.
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AND HE'S BEEN DRINKING! The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
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SEND RUM Dood.
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That doesn't spell anything backwards at all. "Ja! Mein Leapen!"
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I'm not sending my rum anywhere but to the rum depository. re: Avatar Icon
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I hate that "back and to the left" thing because it's easily explained by physics if, you know, anyone took the damn time to look at it. It's possible for a head to snap backwards from a shot that came from behind, though it may require some critical thinking on one's part to figure it out. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Are you offering to be a test subject? Duality [bunge shot bonus] +10G
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I'll pull the trigger, and since I said it first the line starts here. (why am i even bothering to post this?) |
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#202 Dethstryk It's possible for a head to snap backwards from a shot that came from behind, though it may require some critical thinking on one's part to figure it out. What the fuck are you talking about?"It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"
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I'm guessing the JFK thing still. By this time tomorrow we can be doing BODY SHOTS off HOOKERS in some MEXICAN HELLHOLE
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Hey, guys! Did you know that the head will snap backwards after a forceful push forward? TRY IT, FUCKERS! Goddamn, why is this so hard to understand? Push your head down towards your chest really fast and it will end up snapping back up. Hurr, durr? sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Oh, I'm sorry. Conspiracies are cool, I'll shut up now because logic shouldn't be introduced anywhere. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Conspiracy theories are the new religion of the stupid. "You know you are doing art when everyone has an opinion of what you're doing." - Lexx, creator of the supremely stupid Doom for Columbine mod.
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There's a lot more to the Kennedy assassination than just 'back and to the left' though. I'm generally the first to laugh at fruitcake conspiracy theorists, but when you have so many people dying in such a short period of time (John Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Bobby Kennedy, etc) all due to "lone whacko assassins" and all under somewhat bizarre circumstances, you really have to wonder... Comment Signature
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Imagine! Many and varied public figures dying at a time of huge civil upheaval and changes! "You know you are doing art when everyone has an opinion of what you're doing." - Lexx, creator of the supremely stupid Doom for Columbine mod.
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#207 Dethstryk Goddamn, why is this so hard to understand? Push your head down towards your chest really fast and it will end up snapping back up. Hurr, durr? Maybe it's because of the tremendous spray of blood and brains. Durr, huh?"It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"
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jafd - Are you an idiot? That has fuck all to do with Kennedy's neck making his bounce back. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Er, making his head bounce back. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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That's precisely my point. The neck might make the head bounce back. How are you attributing a tremendous reward spray of blood and brains to a bullet entering from the rear? "It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"
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reward? 9 years later you're the fat kid with his face pressed against the window of The Industry. - crash
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What, you expected a power up? I believe I can fly......urk.
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rearward* "It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"
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jafd - I don't know, really. Exit wounds are the nasty ones, so I'm not sure what to say about it. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Ah, now it becomes clear. 9 years later you're the fat kid with his face pressed against the window of The Industry. - crash
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You could say, "Haggle gaggle, I'm an armchair ballistics expert!" Alternately, you could say "Goddammn" and "Hurr, durr" a few more times. Really, at this point, you've nothing to lose. "It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"
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Well, as long as you're presenting a reasoned argument, he should too I guess. Respawn Games
Open your mind, let the beatings begin. |
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It's amazing. You can concede a part of an argument, yet jafd will still jump on your ass, even if you're being honest about it. Gotcha. I forgot that arguing with jafd was pointless. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Arguing with ANYONE is pointless, you numbskull. That's why they call it "arguing." "It was fucking RPGotY, fucker!"
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Right. sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
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Only dictionary.com and a thesaurus can save this now... |
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Are you an idiot? That has fuck all to do with Kennedy's neck making his bounce back. Actually, I was talking about the second shot that blew Kennedy's braincase open. The Warren Commission insisted that he was shot from the rear, even though the front-right side of his head was what blew apart (from viewing the Zapruder foortage), and his head snaps back to a considerable degree. Duality [bunge shot bonus] +10G
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I know nothing about the case, but wouldn't the front part of your head be the part that was most messy if shot from behind? Compression waves in grey matter and all that. |
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You might be right. I forgot the exact details, now that you mention it. I do remember hearing that Jackie was picking up pieces of his head off the back of the convertible and trying to put it back together on his head. Duality [bunge shot bonus] +10G
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I just got the footage on Kazaa and boy, does that magic bullet make a hell of a mess. |
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Speaking of bloody murders, I saw Invasion of the Blood Fountains... I mean, Kill Bill last night. Very entertaining, but it can also be shortly described as Tarantino's summary of five years of watching anime and Takashi Miike films. "The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms."
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I would comment but it's been so long since I've seen it... Respawn Games
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Thanks for not commenting then. 9 years later you're the fat kid with his face pressed against the window of The Industry. - crash
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