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Oh My Fucking Christ, I'm A Phalanx Of Dicks
December 20th 2016, 15:15 CET by jafd

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#1 by McBain
2016-12-20 15:16:55
We all agree.

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event."  WHEEEE!
#2 by Chunkstyle
2016-12-20 15:30:08
Indeed.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#3 by Greg
2016-12-20 15:30:53
True dat.

#4 by Chunkstyle
2016-12-20 15:31:43
How big a bag do you need for a full phalanx of dicks?

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#5 by Gabe
2016-12-20 15:43:52
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Something like http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-shopping-bag-made-from-paper.
#6 by CheesyPoof
2016-12-20 15:52:08
It's an X-Mas miracle!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#7 by anaqer
2016-12-20 21:18:27
Surely, a Dick-Smash miracle is what you meant to say.
#8 by Wudi
2016-12-22 07:08:43
I recently had the misfortune to visit QT3.

WTF?

No go to last page, no go to first post. What an ass of design. Tom Chick is truly a double-down faggot.

No ads? I haven't seen ads on the internet since I installed AdBlock. Is his shitty redesign supposed to foster money from brain damaged retards?

I don't get it. Thanks for banning me I guess because that site is some real shit now.

He would have done better to pay m0rn to finish PlanetCrap 7.0 and used that.

Merry Christmas!

Zep--

w0rd up!
#9 by Ergo
2016-12-22 19:34:18
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#10 by Wudi
2016-12-22 21:59:34
I can almost taste your librul tears. You still have to go back.

#MAGA

Zep--

w0rd up!
#11 by gaggle
2016-12-23 02:45:07
K

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#12 by Dumdeedum
2016-12-23 15:36:38
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I think I must be going soft in my old age, I just feel kind of sorry for Wudi these days.

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#13 by Wudi
2016-12-24 03:20:57
Oh, don't feel sorry for me. I'm having the time of my life.

Trump as Prez.
OK to be WHITE again.
Send em back.
Restrict Muslims Immigration.
Making America Great Again!

One man should not be this happy! And yet, Trump makes it possible to believe in America again!

Zep--

w0rd up!
#14 by Dumdeedum
2016-12-24 04:35:27
http://www.dumdeedum.com
No, sorry for you that you're still here after well over a decade trying to get a rise out of us.  At a certain point the idea that you're here sassing us silly liberals with your rapier wit and parroting of /r/The_Donald/ talking points must start to ring a little hollow, even to you.  There's hardly anyone left here and we're all clearly quite indifferent to you, so why keep coming back?  The attention?  Are you trying to fit in?  Do you think we're all friends and this is how friends are with each other?

Jafd at least I can look at and go hey, he's legit mentally ill and needs therapy and/or meds, but you, at what, late 40s, early 50s?  Do you not have anything better to do?

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#15 by gaggle
2016-12-24 11:09:28
Damn!

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#16 by Chunkstyle
2016-12-24 18:03:52
Thanks for the Xmas present post, Dum.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#17 by gaggle
2016-12-25 01:45:59
Such a burn we had a nice warm Christmas.

Happy blah to y'all, hope you had an okay time. I ate way more than necessary, and spent time w family, that's all I ever wish for.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#18 by Wudi
2016-12-25 13:24:27
Wow dumdeedum. Just wow.

I had to look up what /r/thedonald even meant. Reddit? While I have heard of it (the site) it's not on my reading list on the internet.

I make and form my opinions solely by myself and from my life experiences. I do not parrot or parody ideas that are not my own.

Maybe you forget what this site used to be about, or maybe you never knew. A place for people to speak their opinion free of censorship from the "main stream".

For the record, I am 55 and doing quite well in my life.

This is typical planetcrap nonsense from you. I am immune from your insults and disdain.

Why has everyone left this site? I can point to you and the handful of other shit-posters still left posting here. You chased them away.

I however, have a thick skin and am not so easily bullied by internet nerds.

Since you like insults so much, I'll sling one back at you.
Go back to watching CNN and taking care of your wife's son now, in your mom's basement. :)

Zep--

w0rd up!
#19 by gaggle
2016-12-25 16:42:20
K

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#20 by Wudi
2016-12-25 17:33:02
What?

Zep--

w0rd up!
#21 by jafd
2016-12-25 18:28:26
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Who else is dead besides Leslie? I don't see anything here that looks like a claw alt--but maybe her spouse no longer allows her to use the Internet to frequent loathsome, bourgoisie sites filled with reprobates such as this one. Or he finally just up and wholly ate her.

I'll let you troopers continue to get a handle on things that seemed plausible once, like professional sporting events and wholly believable tales of nineteen boxcutters resulting in fiery debris an unburnt passport.

Have any of you seen the CGI yet?



Imma let you finish, after I leave you with this. When I was much younger, my favorite periodical was Games magazine. Except for, the Cryptic Crossword; there was always one big one each month, and then sometimes they were included within other puzzles, because they were significantly popular, so the editors said.

I absolutely hated them. I couldn't figure out what they meant, or even what solving them would look like, let alone, how to even attempt them. Other puzzles could be hard, but these were always a blank wall to me. I would gamely attempt to do them once in a while--this was at an age where I filled every other nook and cranny of whitespace in the scratch book with all manner of letters and numbers--but after a few minutes of increasingly befuddled bewilderment, I would always give up in frustration and grief.

I felt bad for not knowing how to solve every puzzle every month. It was years later that I came to know, firstly, that's okay to not solve every puzzle, considering lots of people likely would not be able to solve even one, and doubly, the puzzles that stymied me were utterly unsolvable to my ten-year-old self, as many of them deliberately included references to then-current pop culture and foreign languages that I had never yet heard of.

Thus, this is and has been my gift to you--shit you can't figure out. It is earnestly hoped that it will all be rendered sensible later, with a minimum of embarrassment.


he's legit mentally ill and needs therapy and/or meds


Hey, look, Reed--there's some CGI right there. Reap the whirlwind.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#22 by jafd
2016-12-25 19:02:14
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
I will drop a clue though, because I love you--"phalanx" is a Demon's Souls reference. You're welcome.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#23 by schnee
2016-12-27 00:12:16
david@snowdesign.com
What?
#24 by anaqer
2016-12-27 11:27:44
Cunts will be cunts, innit.
#25 by yotsuya
2017-01-06 23:48:04
I thought Morn was going to pull the plug on this mother fucker about a year ago.

'Sup?
#26 by Chunkstyle
2017-01-07 01:01:54
He was, but nostalgia is strong.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#27 by lwf
2017-01-08 08:01:21
So dum is the reason they all left. I never would have guessed.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#28 by OmegaFoRCe
2017-01-11 02:08:49
So PlanetCrap has a Wikipedia entry... Wikipedia
I came across it while searching for Morn to see if he still exists out there in the nether. Apart from a 6-month old YouTube post he doesn't show up much.

#29 by Wudi
2017-01-16 15:06:26
Happy New Year, m0rn and Gabe!

Zep--

w0rd up!
#30 by jafd
2017-02-05 01:22:59
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
I thought Morn was going to pull the plug on this mother fucker about a year ago.


We're not each other's type.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
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