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January 4th 2003, 09:21 CET by Morn Latest web trend: making pictures of your half-naked girlfriend and uploading them to DeviantArt.com, where people will tell you how moving they are, even if they really fucking suck. Discuss! |
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Well of course, it's still pretty funny though. An acquaintance of mine used to make music under the name. Open 'em wide
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So everything in response to the raging lesbians is provocative ... Smart talk for growin' a chubby. |
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you make gettting a hard on sound like gardening. Please don't do that. I believe I can fly......urk.
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Yotsuya, I'm never happy enough with my pics to put them up somewhere public like that. Maybe eventually i'll be good enough, or get lucky and take some pics I really love, but not right now. I just took about 130 pics over my Christmas break, and I'm happy with maybe...three of them, and none of them are "great". Plus, I have no exhibitionist goth girlfriend. (Or re: Caryn's complaint/request, no redhead girlfriend, or black girlfriend.) |
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The idea that photography is as easy as set up light, point, click is so astoundingly stupid and naieve it's hard to adequately express how wrong that opinion is! That being said, I like DeviantArt, and always have. You suck and that's sad :(
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So everything in response to the raging lesbians is provocative ... I like how one of the early comments gushes over how the shot doesn't look "staged" or "posed". Err... what kind of world is that guy living in? "Dream of me... and maybe, just maybe, this nightmare will end."
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I tried taking some pictures once and they were pretty hurting. She's hot. Open 'em wide
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dunno what the big deal is about white skin/black hair contrast in black and white imagery. always been partial to black-and-whites of clear-eyed blondes; much harder to get away with, but when you can, friggin amazing. By this time tomorrow we can be doing BODY SHOTS off HOOKERS in some MEXICAN HELLHOLE
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MattD I'll take some photos in Camden market next time I go through, better to show wtf it is rather than me explain it. Groovy. When I sell them to Hot Topic so they can beat the import curve, I'll be sure to give you credit. Neo-Reaper Err... what kind of world is that guy living in? An exhibitionist lesbian household, I imagine. lwf So very tired of every broad with short, perky hair having the same stupid facial piercings... Feh.
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But she's a dj! Apparently she dj's in Vancouver but I've never seen her. Still, her face is vastly appealing to me. [jocko]I'd let her suck my dick.[/jocko] Open 'em wide
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Oh, she's a DJ? Well then, tie her to a heavy chair, turn an industrial electromagnet on across the room, and see if she has any hidden piercings to boot. Feh.
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The only thing that offends me about these images is their insipid titles. "If we allowed everyone who wanted to drop their pants and moon police officers, we are undermining the authority of the police."
-- Senior Sergeant Michael Purcell, police prosecutor |
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The thing with DeviantArt is that you have some people on there that can do some really great work. Then, you have the majority of the DA community who think they are deep/wonderfully gifted. |
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Long haired lesbians with fans blowing on their hair are still somewhat rare in nature. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Speaking of pics, over Christmas I took some of this cool jewelry store in Philly I loved to visit when I lived there (even though I don't really actually wear jewelry, it was just cool, and I bought gifts there occasionally). It's owned by this guy Henri David, who's this sort of socialite/impressario in the artsy/funky/gay community of Philadelphia. Every year he hosts a huge Halloween ball for the hip and freaky folks. The store itself is called Halloween as well (it's his favorite holiday). The place was in the middle of being renovated when I visited, so the walls aren't decorated as usual. But it's still a damn cool place. |
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Bailey, Here's some photos of Camden market from just before Christmas. |
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PREVIEW PREVIEW PREVIEW I brutally interrupt your current crap session for this special preview. It has not yet been rated, so be warned. Here's a little teaser for all of you as a preview of things to come. Sometimes I really feel so sorry for jafd. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka |
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I can't imagine why. Open 'em wide
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Well the Jets CREAMED the Colts! Since the work of John von Neumann, "games" have been a scientific metaphor for a much wider range of human interactions in which the outcomes depend on the interactive strategies of two or more persons, who have opposed or at best mixed motives - Game Theory by Roger McCain
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Warren You're an amazing lover. It's been a while fella, hows you? Still coding level editors and scaring small children? |
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Yeah, poor Colts. I can't wait to hear them whining for more money to build a new stadium now. I posted in the wrong thread, but I spent half the day in a graveyard freezing my ass off to get some shots today. Got DOOMED? - Videogames do bad things to good people
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I get the weirdest feeling that Hulka has been trying to promote something recently. |
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It's been a while fella, hows you? Still coding level editors and scaring small children? Eh, just doing my thing. Good to see you're still around! Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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raver-punk? space channel 5? There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Hugin- I'm glad you would consider sharing your pictures. You do a nice job. Lust can never be satisfied with a pink highlighter
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Ugh. I'm glad I'm not punk anymore. Feh.
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Gothbilly is my favorite new word, although not my favorite new mental image. "I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
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I really like Hulka's avatar. Hulka if you need help with Doomed, I'm at your service! BTW, I was wondering, what equipment do you use to shoot Doomed? What format? Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka |
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Ned Gothabilly. Feh.
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If you change the punk look, it's not punk anymore, it's gothabilly or rivethead or emo or whatever the fuck. the "punk" style in question has only been the punk style during 2 periods. the 77 old-school period which ran from about 75-79, and today, which is basically a revival period, with all the street style bands that are basically playing old-school music. for many years mohawks, bondage pants, safety pins, etc. would have instantly branded you a poser even among things that kept the "punk" label, there were distinctive styles in the early 70s, in the early and late 80s, and in the 90s before everything became repackaged rancid (who are themselves pretty derivative in a lot of ways). not to mention, a lot of the labels you mentioned are pure marketing. psychobilly is punk. i don't know anybody who seriously claims otherwise. cowpunk is punk. emo, about 3 years ago, would have been called "pop punk." my god, even New Wave was just a term invented because record companies didn't think the american audience could handle the implied harshness of the term "punk." |
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Okay, I'm finally going to ask this damn question: What the hell is emo? And don't give me a link to Emo Phillips' site, either. A shlemiel is the one who spills the soup. A shlump is the one who gets the soup spilled on him.
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Weren't you paying attention when jafd asked the same question? Open 'em wide
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#98 If you can define, label, and categorize it, it probably isn't punk. Caryn Crying about your girlfriend breaking up with you while wearing stupid black plastic glasses with no lenses in them is emo. Feh.
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so it's sort of a shortening of "hyper-emotional girly-man"? By this time tomorrow we can be doing BODY SHOTS off HOOKERS in some MEXICAN HELLHOLE
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Emo is any Weezer song when Rivers hits the high end of his vocal range. "Is the internet making people less intelligent?"
"You mean like how video cameras cause thrown objects to hit men in the crotch?" |
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Someone who cares way too much. It won't have any impact on DNF. Nothing really does.
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i can't even tell if it's satire or serious. excellent work. thanks for the link, Foodbunny. By this time tomorrow we can be doing BODY SHOTS off HOOKERS in some MEXICAN HELLHOLE
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The emo band name generator linked off that site is great. My emo band name is Jets to Airlines. Feh.
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Bailey I caught that a little while after posting. It's an odd slip, too, because Gothabilly rolls off the tongue, while Gothbilly just kind of sits there, pickin' its nose. Self-congratulatory sites dedicated to amateur art/photography cannot hold a candle to a college creative writing class, if my experience is even close to an accurate barometer. "I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
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Jesus wept, don't remind me. My limited college experience included a creative writing course, and a girl who insisted on sharing a new story about unicorns with the class EVERY FUCKING DAY. She just went home and starting writing a new story, just for us, every night! She wasn't the worst or most pretentious there by a long shot, either, but she was decidedly the most memorable. Feh.
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Emo is one of those wanky names that rock-journos like to invent to they can categorise new trends. Weezer, Jimmy Eat World and that shite band that the bloke out of Blink182 plays with are 'emo'. Soundwise, it's basically power-pop/pop-punk, with sometimes cringeworthy earnestness underpinning the lyrics. |
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Save some emo band from Steven Tyler! |
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If you can define, label, and categorize it, it probably isn't punk. Yeah that's the officially sanctioned motto of punk.... If you can't define, label and categorize punk, there wouldn't be a label for it, but there is... punk. Hardly anyone in the world is truly non-conformist (and those that are generally wear funny jackets with the arms sewed on backwards), some groups of people just conform to different standards. And 'punk' is just as much of a definable little subculture as anything else, subject it own version of what is in-style or sooooo last year. 2000/XP is better than Win9x in every way.
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I'm kinda loathe to describe anything as punk these days. I'd even be slow about describing anything from 1975-1979+ as punk, since most of the bands that were labelled as such had little in common, other than a desire to be different. |
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#110: good god. A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.
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What I mean is that there wasn't really a specific 'punk' sound. For example, The Clash and the Sex Pistols had little in common, sonically (or even lyrically). Likewise the Ramones, Damned, Nipple Erectors, Undertones, Sham 69 and so on. |
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best laugh all week: THE STYLE: Hair: often a bit crusty Glasses: Horn-rim ONLY (cat-eyes are also acceptable for the women) Facial Hair: Stubble Piercings: Optional Necklaces: Beads, etc. (mandatory) Shirt: Old t-shirts, dress shirts etc. Sweater: No!no!no! a sweaterVEST. (old) Jacket: Old, thrift shop gear as with all the above. Pants: Dress pants / corduroy. Floods are totally cool. Socks: White Shoes: Black dress shoes Mandatory necklaces! I must inform my legislature. |
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I'm thinking about shaving my head, just for the fuck of it, to see if I like it or not. It'll grow back pretty fast, I imagine, if I don't. Any advice.. uh, Chris? |
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Had mine shaved in August, it's just started to get big now. Just buzz it with clippers to start and then bic it right on down if you must. I mean, what kind of advice? Salve suggestions? Open 'em wide
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Everyone should shave their head at least once. It will grow back, at some non-zero speed. Carpe diem! Try to time things so you can rub your freshly shaven scalp against some breasts. Go shopping for a jaunty chapeau. Perhaps earmuffs! Those of you still wondering "what is emo" should listen to Don't Panic by Coldplay. |
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