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January 4th 2003, 09:21 CET by Morn Latest web trend: making pictures of your half-naked girlfriend and uploading them to DeviantArt.com, where people will tell you how moving they are, even if they really fucking suck. Discuss! |
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"the reason there's a reason" ... YEAH! -chris |
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Broadband is your friend. True, but even on a cable modem that site is slow. Serving up that many image requests per page is going to slow any site down. especially if it is CPU and/or bandwidth starved. The animations detract from what should be the main focus of the page, the photo and the comments. "petite girl with short black hair, white skin, and pointy features" Aspiring to look like Bettie Page and/or reproducing her photos has been popular for how long? Read, Understand, Post: Choose any two.
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I like those things on paper that look like stuff you see with your own goo-filled eyeballs. ProStyle: Outstanding troll. Very nicely done! "If we allowed everyone who wanted to drop their pants and moon police officers, we are undermining the authority of the police."
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Trebz #10 I've browsed this site for years but never been bothered to post a comment, however your comment inspired me into action, just so I could say I have never read a more niave or completely uninformed post. Ever. Except perhaps anything Warren says. You're an amazing lover. Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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bago Well, you can see naked pics of my girlfriend online... BORING. Caryn I dunno, I like this one (one of the nudes). It's nice, but the box one is better. The first one... eh, someone can call it art, but to Joker, it's just free fapping material. I think that says a lot. Feh.
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The site's been PlanetCrapped! Seriously, crank everything down to 10k jpg's if you're going to try to serve a digital photography site off a 56k modem. I think the first comment on this page sums up the site perfectly: I love Sylvia Plath .. as well as this photograph. Imagine the world in a bottle. We take that bottle, smash it, and open your throat with it. I warn you, we are murderous - COIL
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aeb: "petite girl with short black hair, white skin, and pointy features" Aspiring to look like Bettie Page and/or reproducing her photos has been popular for how long? That's my point. I'd like to see people do something a little different. A shlemiel is the one who spills the soup. A shlump is the one who gets the soup spilled on him.
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That's my point. I'd like to see people do something a little different. I think the same thing when I see kids with a mohawk and a torn up leather jacket, or ripped up fishnets and combat boots. Punks were dressing like that in the early 80's, you would think that they would find a new, more offensive style by now. Read, Understand, Post: Choose any two.
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There is a new punk style going on over here, its just going to take a while to reach you, you know how these things go. Strangely its not all black and ripped fishnets, or even tartan. |
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Oh, and somewhat on topic, I will be purchasing a Sony DSC-F717 in February, unless anyone can think of a compelling reason not to. My budget is about $850 for the camera itself (the F717 is MSRP $1k, but it retails for around $850). It has to be 5MP, it has to accept 58mm lens attachments natively, or have a cheap adapter, and it has to store a raw (non-JPG) format of some sort or another. Having an external flash connection wouldn't hurt either. Bonus points if anyone out there makes a firewire card-reader for it, though USB/USB2 is acceptable. Anyone got a better recommendation? The 5mp models from Cannon and Nikon are both over a grand, and thus out of my budget, and the Powershot G3, while attractive, is not quite as feature-laden as the F717... and since it requires a 58mm adapter, I'm assuming that the overall savings would only be about $150 -- not enough to justify the drop to 4MP and lesser optical zoom. Oh, and the F717 apparently has some of the best battery life in the field. Input is greatly appreciated! -chris |
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I just got a G3 and so far am pretty impressed with it. Though it's 4MP, it holds its own against 5MP cameras. |
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Punks were dressing like that in the early 80's, you would think that they would find a new, more offensive style by now. Nothing's Shocking anymore.. except maybe Broussards hair. Got DOOMED? - Videogames do bad things to good people
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#55 Punks were dressing like that in the early 80's, you would think that they would find a new, more offensive style by now. Brings out the old "Punk's not dead, it was stillborn" argument. If you change the punk look, it's not punk anymore, it's gothabilly or rivethead or emo or whatever the fuck. For something that's supposed to be about discordia and expression, it was in stasis from the first stanza of Anarchy in the UK. MattD There is a new punk style going on over here, its just going to take a while to reach you, you know how these things go. Strangely its not all black and ripped fishnets, or even tartan. So, what is it? Feh.
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I understand the technical concepts and mastery that is possible in the field of photography. My comment was on the artistic side of photography. #1 - Latest web trend: making pictures of your half-naked girlfriend and uploading them to DeviantArt.com, where people will tell you how moving they are, even if they really fucking suck. It's certainly possible for technical masters of photography to find a camera shot in any situation that is different and probably more visually pleasing to see than something you would get out of putting the average person in the same situation with a Polaroid, but that wasn't the point. The point is you put the average person in the same situation and in enough tries he's bound to find that same angle or something equally striking. On the great thing called the internet you get to see all of those attempts by all of those people, unfiltered. I'm just saying its not as interesting to me for that reason, I'd much rather browse through observational drawings where technical mastery and an eye for the artists subject is much more clear - along with their personal style, and that's what art is built on. #18 - I didn't realize I was so inspiring. I'm like a quote out of context...
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Are you still going on about that? The discussion is about digital cameras and punks now. Feh.
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I want to know what the style in the UK is, that way I can star ahead of the curve. They're not hot pants, they're karipantsu, spicy pants! Open 'em wide
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ProStyle - The theory you're applying to photography is essentially the "infinite monkeys, infinite time, get the works of shakespeare" theory, which can be applied to any type of art. And which is bullshit. -chris |
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I'll take some photos in Camden market next time I go through, better to show wtf it is rather than me explain it. |
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It's not porn! it's not! it's not! it's not! *stamps foot, pouts* It even comes with a definition of what porn is, just in case you're prone to sloppy thinking. |
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anybody every hear of the hundredth monkey phenomenon? Open 'em wide
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Yes, it's fake. It won't have any impact on DNF. Nothing really does.
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Well of course, it's still pretty funny though. An acquaintance of mine used to make music under the name. Open 'em wide
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So everything in response to the raging lesbians is provocative ... Smart talk for growin' a chubby. |
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you make gettting a hard on sound like gardening. Please don't do that. I believe I can fly......urk.
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Yotsuya, I'm never happy enough with my pics to put them up somewhere public like that. Maybe eventually i'll be good enough, or get lucky and take some pics I really love, but not right now. I just took about 130 pics over my Christmas break, and I'm happy with maybe...three of them, and none of them are "great". Plus, I have no exhibitionist goth girlfriend. (Or re: Caryn's complaint/request, no redhead girlfriend, or black girlfriend.) |
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The idea that photography is as easy as set up light, point, click is so astoundingly stupid and naieve it's hard to adequately express how wrong that opinion is! That being said, I like DeviantArt, and always have. You suck and that's sad :(
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So everything in response to the raging lesbians is provocative ... I like how one of the early comments gushes over how the shot doesn't look "staged" or "posed". Err... what kind of world is that guy living in? "Dream of me... and maybe, just maybe, this nightmare will end."
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I tried taking some pictures once and they were pretty hurting. She's hot. Open 'em wide
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dunno what the big deal is about white skin/black hair contrast in black and white imagery. always been partial to black-and-whites of clear-eyed blondes; much harder to get away with, but when you can, friggin amazing. By this time tomorrow we can be doing BODY SHOTS off HOOKERS in some MEXICAN HELLHOLE
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MattD I'll take some photos in Camden market next time I go through, better to show wtf it is rather than me explain it. Groovy. When I sell them to Hot Topic so they can beat the import curve, I'll be sure to give you credit. Neo-Reaper Err... what kind of world is that guy living in? An exhibitionist lesbian household, I imagine. lwf So very tired of every broad with short, perky hair having the same stupid facial piercings... Feh.
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But she's a dj! Apparently she dj's in Vancouver but I've never seen her. Still, her face is vastly appealing to me. [jocko]I'd let her suck my dick.[/jocko] Open 'em wide
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Oh, she's a DJ? Well then, tie her to a heavy chair, turn an industrial electromagnet on across the room, and see if she has any hidden piercings to boot. Feh.
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The only thing that offends me about these images is their insipid titles. "If we allowed everyone who wanted to drop their pants and moon police officers, we are undermining the authority of the police."
-- Senior Sergeant Michael Purcell, police prosecutor |
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The thing with DeviantArt is that you have some people on there that can do some really great work. Then, you have the majority of the DA community who think they are deep/wonderfully gifted. |
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Long haired lesbians with fans blowing on their hair are still somewhat rare in nature. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Speaking of pics, over Christmas I took some of this cool jewelry store in Philly I loved to visit when I lived there (even though I don't really actually wear jewelry, it was just cool, and I bought gifts there occasionally). It's owned by this guy Henri David, who's this sort of socialite/impressario in the artsy/funky/gay community of Philadelphia. Every year he hosts a huge Halloween ball for the hip and freaky folks. The store itself is called Halloween as well (it's his favorite holiday). The place was in the middle of being renovated when I visited, so the walls aren't decorated as usual. But it's still a damn cool place. |
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Bailey, Here's some photos of Camden market from just before Christmas. |
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PREVIEW PREVIEW PREVIEW I brutally interrupt your current crap session for this special preview. It has not yet been rated, so be warned. Here's a little teaser for all of you as a preview of things to come. Sometimes I really feel so sorry for jafd. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka |
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I can't imagine why. Open 'em wide
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Well the Jets CREAMED the Colts! Since the work of John von Neumann, "games" have been a scientific metaphor for a much wider range of human interactions in which the outcomes depend on the interactive strategies of two or more persons, who have opposed or at best mixed motives - Game Theory by Roger McCain
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Warren You're an amazing lover. It's been a while fella, hows you? Still coding level editors and scaring small children? |
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Yeah, poor Colts. I can't wait to hear them whining for more money to build a new stadium now. I posted in the wrong thread, but I spent half the day in a graveyard freezing my ass off to get some shots today. Got DOOMED? - Videogames do bad things to good people
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I get the weirdest feeling that Hulka has been trying to promote something recently. |
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It's been a while fella, hows you? Still coding level editors and scaring small children? Eh, just doing my thing. Good to see you're still around! Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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raver-punk? space channel 5? There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Hugin- I'm glad you would consider sharing your pictures. You do a nice job. Lust can never be satisfied with a pink highlighter
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Ugh. I'm glad I'm not punk anymore. Feh.
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Gothbilly is my favorite new word, although not my favorite new mental image. "I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
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I really like Hulka's avatar. Hulka if you need help with Doomed, I'm at your service! BTW, I was wondering, what equipment do you use to shoot Doomed? What format? Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka |
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Ned Gothabilly. Feh.
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