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January 4th 2003, 09:21 CET by Morn Latest web trend: making pictures of your half-naked girlfriend and uploading them to DeviantArt.com, where people will tell you how moving they are, even if they really fucking suck. Discuss! |
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jafd - Coldplay is emo? I thought Jimmy Eat World was emo and Coldplay were indie rock. They certainly don't dress emo, according to those guidelines on that silly page. Cheers for the advice on Jedi Knight 2, everyone. I'm really beginning to enjoy it much more now - the game dynamics with the lightsabre are ingenious, the story is compelling, the voice acting above par and the model animation beautiful. Unfortunately the levels are still utter shit. Seriously. What kind of total fucktard would come up with a design for a supposedly plausible level whereby the communications array of a starship is divided into a cube of 3x3x3 rooms, that one must force jump between, suspended above a bottomless pit? Did they not think this might pose some problems for the engineers? Why are there bad guys dotted about on random platforms in the otherwise lethal ventilation ducts of Bispen, access to which is only possible if you are jedi who can leap 4 times his own height? I really, deeply love the gameplay, but the levels are so artificial, absurd and frankly boring. Plus, they have the same visual flair as a poorly designed Unreal 1 level. How could Raven employ so much talent in certain areas, and total fucking chutneys in others? I NEED ANSWERS! - Marsh -
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Coldplay is wretched. Open 'em wide
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That may be so, but Coldplay is definitely not emo. |
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I think they're at the emoest end of the emo spectrum, maybe a ways past it. Open 'em wide
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I like Coldplay. And I want the jacket he wears in the video for The Scientist. - Marsh -
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Well I like Jets to Brazil, and I want his voice. Open 'em wide
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I thought Telly Savalas' secret was the Player's Club (tm) card? Imagine the world in a bottle. We take that bottle, smash it, and open your throat with it. I warn you, we are murderous - COIL
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George Carlin does a great monologue on white guys who shave their heads. Carry on... 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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George Carlin does a great monologue on white guys who shave their heads. Heh, yeah, every time this discussion comes up I think back to that routine. Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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Well I like Jets to Brazil, and I want his voice. Fag. Feh.
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And captain coldplay isn't? Open 'em wide
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Who ever said he wasn't? Feh.
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Link! "I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
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What kind of total fucktard would come up with a design for a supposedly plausible level whereby the communications array of a starship is divided into a cube of 3x3x3 rooms, that one must force jump between, suspended above a bottomless pit? Did they not think this might pose some problems for the engineers? Why are there bad guys dotted about on random platforms in the otherwise lethal ventilation ducts of Bispen, access to which is only possible if you are jedi who can leap 4 times his own height? It's the same Imperial engineer who designed the On/Off switch for the tractor beams in the first Death Star, accessed by the handrail-less catwalks over the bottomless pits. |
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Thinking about it, I'd rather not shave my head completely. I'm not sure I could pull that one off, and it seems like a bit of a hassle. But I'm still interested in shaving it, to where it's just ReallyGoddamnShort, kind of like what Chris has going on in his avatar. And, wow. I corrected it, but I originally typed "... what Christ has going on in his avatar." Fess up! Which one of you is Jesus? |
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Wuss. 2000/XP is better than Win9x in every way.
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I don't know what emo is, but I know it when I hear it. Perhaps I'm not down with the subtle variations of hipness. W-t-f-e. Deathstrike, just shave your fucking head. Three weeks later, look back on the process and decide. It'll fucking grow back. What are you waiting for? Nuns? For fuck's sake. Do it once. I recommend shaving off one half of your scalp, then taking a picture. A memento you might treasure for years. |
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just think Deth - your head could be as smooth as a baby's butt. your head. I believe I can fly......urk.
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I've got a picture of myself with a mohawk around here somewhere, and I'll both treasure and hide it always. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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GIF! GIF! |
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NO! NO! 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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Apparently you didn't read the "hide it always" part in enough depth to appreciate it. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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Due to the unexpected smoothness and rounded shape of the cranium I always likened it to a breast before a baby butt. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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That and the big nipple you have on the top of your head. I believe I can fly......urk.
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Heh, theres a Halloween picture from the late 80's of me with an actual Mr. T mohawk, and sadly dressed as Mr. T. That picture shall never, ever, ever surface. Since the work of John von Neumann, "games" have been a scientific metaphor for a much wider range of human interactions in which the outcomes depend on the interactive strategies of two or more persons, who have opposed or at best mixed motives - Game Theory by Roger McCain
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I have one involving myself with a batman cowl, striped shirt, and a nixon stance. Lost in the library of a stoner. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Apparently I look like Adrian Edmondson when my head is shaven. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than looking like a terminally ill patient. Open 'em wide
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Considering that I have no idea who that person is, I'd call it a draw. |
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Slightly better. Slightly... 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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i like that song trouble by coldplay.... only one i heard... too lazy to d/l other tracks. also, whats with pple and baldies man? Anyone can shave off all their hair. It takes... patience to make long hair look cool... but then again whoever said baldies don't look good on eveyone was right. They only look good on muscular men, like wrestlers... or maybe we just say they look good on them becuz they're tough and can kick our @$$. Maybe baldies only look good on "tough" people. Can anyone picture a baldie on a skinny guy? ew... looks like bailey's avatar picture... reminds me of dhalsim from street fighter. YOGA FIRE!! speaking of avatar pictures.... i hope mine works, i hope mine works, i hope mine works. I hate myself and want to die
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Are you having trouble accomplishing what is in your sig? |
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Your failure is complete. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Can anyone picture a baldie on a skinny guy? ew... looks like bailey's avatar picture... Telly Savalaz isn't skinny, moron. That picture is from his days in the boxing ring, where he clocked in the heavyweight division. As for long hair, it's meant for patient girls and overly sensitive men who know how to dance and dress fashionably. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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All the guys I know with long hair are metal-heads. No dancing and dressing well there. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Still pretty gay, mind you. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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long hair isn't gay nor is metal, nor is grunge, nor is punk. long hair is.... sexy... and may i add slippery... when wet and bailey, i can take that guy in the picture any day (he is like 65+ years old now right?) I hate myself and want to die
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YOU MAY NOT ADD. NOTHING. NOT EVER. |
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Try dead, El_Capitan. |
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ElneedlessunderscoreCapitan long hair is.... sexy... Yeah, Andrew W.K. is, like, dreamy. - Marsh -
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He's dead, and he'd kick your ass while sucking down a lolipop. Guys like that don't exist anymore; badass just by being. Me, I'd look way too much like a junior high Algebra teacher if I shaved my head. God meant for people my height and weight to have hair. I believe I can fly......urk.
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What LPM said. Salavaz could fuck you up just by looking at you. Smiling, even. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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he's dead, by golly i think i have a shot!! i looked up that andrew guy on yahoo, he looks pretty friggin cool with the blood on his face. (my opinion, red stuff probably makes u pple queesy... show of hands, who likes catsup?) besides he's not the only guy with long hair, i mean... why do u think girls would go see a movie like lotr? cuz they like fantasy? they find hobbits interesting? probably only the "metal-head" chicks. the pop chicks were definately there for aragorn and legolas where do bad folks go when they die?
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There were no women with a clear perception of reality there for Legolas. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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are u saying because women live in a fantasy world their own they can associate with tolkien's works? Prepostorous! p.s. if u drink enough of that velvet... salavas MIGHT look sexy from a distance she had a moist vagina
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Bam, bam, bam - goes the baseball bat! 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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The guy with long hair who thinks long hair looks sexy on guys is usually the dorkiest looking guy in the room. Just sayin, is all. "...however many zillion dollars the federal government costs us, we get it all back and more in the form of quality entertainment." - Dave Barry
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And as for Savalas being sexy, he was. And not just because of his looks -- those were mediocre at best, and in his case being bald definitely looked good on him. He just oozed sex appeal. For the other women/gay men reading this YMMV of course. "...however many zillion dollars the federal government costs us, we get it all back and more in the form of quality entertainment." - Dave Barry
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Caryn- Who loves ya, baby?!* *Telly Savalas quote, not an attempt at nutty charming Lust can never be satisfied with a pink highlighter
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Remember, ooze is sexy! There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Telly Savalas kicked ass in Kelly's Heroes. Those old guys were the ultimate hardcases. They don't make actors like Lee Marvin, Telly Savalas or Jack Palance any more. |
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