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January 4th 2003, 09:21 CET by Morn Latest web trend: making pictures of your half-naked girlfriend and uploading them to DeviantArt.com, where people will tell you how moving they are, even if they really fucking suck. Discuss! |
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Bailey: And yeah, the freshly-shaved skull is hard for women to resist. I've had strange dames walk up to me in bars and start stroking the scalp on multiple occasions, so that proves Telly Savalas knew a lot of things, not just how to kick ass. I don't really get this as I'm not particularly attracted to men who shave their hair. I think you really, really have to have the right face to pull this off. Vin Diesel has it, Patrick Stewart has it, and the guy who played Sisko on Deep Space Nine has it. On some guys, it makes them look like scary Neo-Nazis (a close friend of mine used to shave his head but kept the goatee and he always looked like that to me) and not at all approachable, and on others it makes them look like hospital patients. A shlemiel is the one who spills the soup. A shlump is the one who gets the soup spilled on him.
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I shave my head every other day, I like the fact that I don't have to worry about maintaining it, the only thing I fuss over is my goatee. Since the work of John von Neumann, "games" have been a scientific metaphor for a much wider range of human interactions in which the outcomes depend on the interactive strategies of two or more persons, who have opposed or at best mixed motives - Game Theory by Roger McCain
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Patrick Stewart has it, and the guy who played Sisko on Deep Space Nine has it. What may surprise you is that Kate Mulgrew has it too. "Is the internet making people less intelligent?"
"You mean like how video cameras cause thrown objects to hit men in the crotch?" |
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Captain/Commander Benjamin Lafayette 'Emissary' Sisko was played by Avery Brooks. |
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My only advice would be "if you're not sure whether you want to do it or not, don't let youserlf stop to consider until after you've buzzed off part of it, because then it's too late anyway, and you end up happy you did it, instead of pussying out." I speak from personal experience. -chris (though my own hair is now almost five weeks grown in, which is way too long) |
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Caryn I have an enormous, beautiful skull that everyone compliments at some point, but I understand what you're saying. Not everyone is so blessed as I. Particularly those poor bastards who got manhandled by the forceps during birth, but refuse to let it grow in. Feh.
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#66 yes it is porn man... I bet if that picture would have been taking 3 seconds later a dido would definately have been involved. Besides, i got off to it..... #99 emo in my opinion is some sorta wimp/pussy kinda rock with a little bit of homosexuality thrown in the mix. beware and stay away! and yes everyone im a new member. #900 I hate myself and want to die
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can anyone tell me how to do that little picture thingy by the name... maybe my bmp picture of a demon is too large or something... do i have to shrink it? I hate myself and want to die
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If I shaved my head.... I don't even want to think about it. |
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None of us want to think about you shaving your head. |
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The fear lingers. |
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Bald, shiny, heads, stand proud! Uh, oh. |
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jafd - Coldplay is emo? I thought Jimmy Eat World was emo and Coldplay were indie rock. They certainly don't dress emo, according to those guidelines on that silly page. Cheers for the advice on Jedi Knight 2, everyone. I'm really beginning to enjoy it much more now - the game dynamics with the lightsabre are ingenious, the story is compelling, the voice acting above par and the model animation beautiful. Unfortunately the levels are still utter shit. Seriously. What kind of total fucktard would come up with a design for a supposedly plausible level whereby the communications array of a starship is divided into a cube of 3x3x3 rooms, that one must force jump between, suspended above a bottomless pit? Did they not think this might pose some problems for the engineers? Why are there bad guys dotted about on random platforms in the otherwise lethal ventilation ducts of Bispen, access to which is only possible if you are jedi who can leap 4 times his own height? I really, deeply love the gameplay, but the levels are so artificial, absurd and frankly boring. Plus, they have the same visual flair as a poorly designed Unreal 1 level. How could Raven employ so much talent in certain areas, and total fucking chutneys in others? I NEED ANSWERS! - Marsh -
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Coldplay is wretched. Open 'em wide
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That may be so, but Coldplay is definitely not emo. |
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I think they're at the emoest end of the emo spectrum, maybe a ways past it. Open 'em wide
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I like Coldplay. And I want the jacket he wears in the video for The Scientist. - Marsh -
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Well I like Jets to Brazil, and I want his voice. Open 'em wide
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I thought Telly Savalas' secret was the Player's Club (tm) card? Imagine the world in a bottle. We take that bottle, smash it, and open your throat with it. I warn you, we are murderous - COIL
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George Carlin does a great monologue on white guys who shave their heads. Carry on... 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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George Carlin does a great monologue on white guys who shave their heads. Heh, yeah, every time this discussion comes up I think back to that routine. Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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Well I like Jets to Brazil, and I want his voice. Fag. Feh.
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And captain coldplay isn't? Open 'em wide
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Who ever said he wasn't? Feh.
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Link! "I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
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What kind of total fucktard would come up with a design for a supposedly plausible level whereby the communications array of a starship is divided into a cube of 3x3x3 rooms, that one must force jump between, suspended above a bottomless pit? Did they not think this might pose some problems for the engineers? Why are there bad guys dotted about on random platforms in the otherwise lethal ventilation ducts of Bispen, access to which is only possible if you are jedi who can leap 4 times his own height? It's the same Imperial engineer who designed the On/Off switch for the tractor beams in the first Death Star, accessed by the handrail-less catwalks over the bottomless pits. |
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Thinking about it, I'd rather not shave my head completely. I'm not sure I could pull that one off, and it seems like a bit of a hassle. But I'm still interested in shaving it, to where it's just ReallyGoddamnShort, kind of like what Chris has going on in his avatar. And, wow. I corrected it, but I originally typed "... what Christ has going on in his avatar." Fess up! Which one of you is Jesus? |
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Wuss. 2000/XP is better than Win9x in every way.
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I don't know what emo is, but I know it when I hear it. Perhaps I'm not down with the subtle variations of hipness. W-t-f-e. Deathstrike, just shave your fucking head. Three weeks later, look back on the process and decide. It'll fucking grow back. What are you waiting for? Nuns? For fuck's sake. Do it once. I recommend shaving off one half of your scalp, then taking a picture. A memento you might treasure for years. |
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just think Deth - your head could be as smooth as a baby's butt. your head. I believe I can fly......urk.
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I've got a picture of myself with a mohawk around here somewhere, and I'll both treasure and hide it always. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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GIF! GIF! |
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NO! NO! 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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Apparently you didn't read the "hide it always" part in enough depth to appreciate it. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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Due to the unexpected smoothness and rounded shape of the cranium I always likened it to a breast before a baby butt. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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That and the big nipple you have on the top of your head. I believe I can fly......urk.
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Heh, theres a Halloween picture from the late 80's of me with an actual Mr. T mohawk, and sadly dressed as Mr. T. That picture shall never, ever, ever surface. Since the work of John von Neumann, "games" have been a scientific metaphor for a much wider range of human interactions in which the outcomes depend on the interactive strategies of two or more persons, who have opposed or at best mixed motives - Game Theory by Roger McCain
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I have one involving myself with a batman cowl, striped shirt, and a nixon stance. Lost in the library of a stoner. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Apparently I look like Adrian Edmondson when my head is shaven. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than looking like a terminally ill patient. Open 'em wide
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Considering that I have no idea who that person is, I'd call it a draw. |
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Slightly better. Slightly... 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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i like that song trouble by coldplay.... only one i heard... too lazy to d/l other tracks. also, whats with pple and baldies man? Anyone can shave off all their hair. It takes... patience to make long hair look cool... but then again whoever said baldies don't look good on eveyone was right. They only look good on muscular men, like wrestlers... or maybe we just say they look good on them becuz they're tough and can kick our @$$. Maybe baldies only look good on "tough" people. Can anyone picture a baldie on a skinny guy? ew... looks like bailey's avatar picture... reminds me of dhalsim from street fighter. YOGA FIRE!! speaking of avatar pictures.... i hope mine works, i hope mine works, i hope mine works. I hate myself and want to die
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Are you having trouble accomplishing what is in your sig? |
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Your failure is complete. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Can anyone picture a baldie on a skinny guy? ew... looks like bailey's avatar picture... Telly Savalaz isn't skinny, moron. That picture is from his days in the boxing ring, where he clocked in the heavyweight division. As for long hair, it's meant for patient girls and overly sensitive men who know how to dance and dress fashionably. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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All the guys I know with long hair are metal-heads. No dancing and dressing well there. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Still pretty gay, mind you. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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long hair isn't gay nor is metal, nor is grunge, nor is punk. long hair is.... sexy... and may i add slippery... when wet and bailey, i can take that guy in the picture any day (he is like 65+ years old now right?) I hate myself and want to die
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YOU MAY NOT ADD. NOTHING. NOT EVER. |
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Try dead, El_Capitan. |
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