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January 4th 2003, 09:21 CET by Morn Latest web trend: making pictures of your half-naked girlfriend and uploading them to DeviantArt.com, where people will tell you how moving they are, even if they really fucking suck. Discuss! |
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#110: good god. A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.
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What I mean is that there wasn't really a specific 'punk' sound. For example, The Clash and the Sex Pistols had little in common, sonically (or even lyrically). Likewise the Ramones, Damned, Nipple Erectors, Undertones, Sham 69 and so on. |
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best laugh all week: THE STYLE: Hair: often a bit crusty Glasses: Horn-rim ONLY (cat-eyes are also acceptable for the women) Facial Hair: Stubble Piercings: Optional Necklaces: Beads, etc. (mandatory) Shirt: Old t-shirts, dress shirts etc. Sweater: No!no!no! a sweaterVEST. (old) Jacket: Old, thrift shop gear as with all the above. Pants: Dress pants / corduroy. Floods are totally cool. Socks: White Shoes: Black dress shoes Mandatory necklaces! I must inform my legislature. |
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I'm thinking about shaving my head, just for the fuck of it, to see if I like it or not. It'll grow back pretty fast, I imagine, if I don't. Any advice.. uh, Chris? |
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Had mine shaved in August, it's just started to get big now. Just buzz it with clippers to start and then bic it right on down if you must. I mean, what kind of advice? Salve suggestions? Open 'em wide
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Everyone should shave their head at least once. It will grow back, at some non-zero speed. Carpe diem! Try to time things so you can rub your freshly shaven scalp against some breasts. Go shopping for a jaunty chapeau. Perhaps earmuffs! Those of you still wondering "what is emo" should listen to Don't Panic by Coldplay. |
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Are the breasts freshly shaven as well? Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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See other thread. |
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If you can't define, label and categorize punk, there wouldn't be a label for it, but there is... punk. Damn straight. You tell'em friend. Those Taoist bastards have been trying to pull that routine for ages. But we fucking showed those hippie commie queers back in WW2, didn't we! |
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I'm thinking about shaving my head, just for the fuck of it, to see if I like it or not. It'll grow back pretty fast, I imagine, if I don't. Any advice.. uh, Chris? I asked the same thing about 6 months ago. Shaved to the scalp once, but it felt itchy to me. Now I just take the clippers to it every three weeks. And the breast thing is fun, my wife loved it for a day or two until I got scratchy. |
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Shave with clippers and no guard, shower, lather up the stubble and mach 3 turbo it until you can run your fingers over it without feeling scratched. Notice that while it is generally alright to shave against the grain, the nape of the neck can become very irritated, ingrown, and pustule-laden if you have sensitive skin or curly hair. So shave with the grain beneath the skull, for the love of god, or at most, across the grain. And don't cross the same territory four or five times, or you'll get more ingrown goodness. Feh.
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And yeah, the freshly-shaved skull is hard for women to resist. I've had strange dames walk up to me in bars and start stroking the scalp on multiple occasions, so that proves Telly Savalas knew a lot of things, not just how to kick ass. Feh.
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The smooth thing is the best, but its a pain in the ass to shave every two days. I shaved it to get rid of the hassle of doing anything with it, not to trade hair gel for a bic a day. |
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I get my head shaved in the summer so I don't have to bother getting a haircut for another three or four months. |
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Bailey: And yeah, the freshly-shaved skull is hard for women to resist. I've had strange dames walk up to me in bars and start stroking the scalp on multiple occasions, so that proves Telly Savalas knew a lot of things, not just how to kick ass. I don't really get this as I'm not particularly attracted to men who shave their hair. I think you really, really have to have the right face to pull this off. Vin Diesel has it, Patrick Stewart has it, and the guy who played Sisko on Deep Space Nine has it. On some guys, it makes them look like scary Neo-Nazis (a close friend of mine used to shave his head but kept the goatee and he always looked like that to me) and not at all approachable, and on others it makes them look like hospital patients. A shlemiel is the one who spills the soup. A shlump is the one who gets the soup spilled on him.
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I shave my head every other day, I like the fact that I don't have to worry about maintaining it, the only thing I fuss over is my goatee. Since the work of John von Neumann, "games" have been a scientific metaphor for a much wider range of human interactions in which the outcomes depend on the interactive strategies of two or more persons, who have opposed or at best mixed motives - Game Theory by Roger McCain
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Patrick Stewart has it, and the guy who played Sisko on Deep Space Nine has it. What may surprise you is that Kate Mulgrew has it too. "Is the internet making people less intelligent?"
"You mean like how video cameras cause thrown objects to hit men in the crotch?" |
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Captain/Commander Benjamin Lafayette 'Emissary' Sisko was played by Avery Brooks. |
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My only advice would be "if you're not sure whether you want to do it or not, don't let youserlf stop to consider until after you've buzzed off part of it, because then it's too late anyway, and you end up happy you did it, instead of pussying out." I speak from personal experience. -chris (though my own hair is now almost five weeks grown in, which is way too long) |
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Caryn I have an enormous, beautiful skull that everyone compliments at some point, but I understand what you're saying. Not everyone is so blessed as I. Particularly those poor bastards who got manhandled by the forceps during birth, but refuse to let it grow in. Feh.
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#66 yes it is porn man... I bet if that picture would have been taking 3 seconds later a dido would definately have been involved. Besides, i got off to it..... #99 emo in my opinion is some sorta wimp/pussy kinda rock with a little bit of homosexuality thrown in the mix. beware and stay away! and yes everyone im a new member. #900 I hate myself and want to die
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can anyone tell me how to do that little picture thingy by the name... maybe my bmp picture of a demon is too large or something... do i have to shrink it? I hate myself and want to die
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If I shaved my head.... I don't even want to think about it. |
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None of us want to think about you shaving your head. |
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The fear lingers. |
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Bald, shiny, heads, stand proud! Uh, oh. |
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jafd - Coldplay is emo? I thought Jimmy Eat World was emo and Coldplay were indie rock. They certainly don't dress emo, according to those guidelines on that silly page. Cheers for the advice on Jedi Knight 2, everyone. I'm really beginning to enjoy it much more now - the game dynamics with the lightsabre are ingenious, the story is compelling, the voice acting above par and the model animation beautiful. Unfortunately the levels are still utter shit. Seriously. What kind of total fucktard would come up with a design for a supposedly plausible level whereby the communications array of a starship is divided into a cube of 3x3x3 rooms, that one must force jump between, suspended above a bottomless pit? Did they not think this might pose some problems for the engineers? Why are there bad guys dotted about on random platforms in the otherwise lethal ventilation ducts of Bispen, access to which is only possible if you are jedi who can leap 4 times his own height? I really, deeply love the gameplay, but the levels are so artificial, absurd and frankly boring. Plus, they have the same visual flair as a poorly designed Unreal 1 level. How could Raven employ so much talent in certain areas, and total fucking chutneys in others? I NEED ANSWERS! - Marsh -
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Coldplay is wretched. Open 'em wide
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That may be so, but Coldplay is definitely not emo. |
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I think they're at the emoest end of the emo spectrum, maybe a ways past it. Open 'em wide
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I like Coldplay. And I want the jacket he wears in the video for The Scientist. - Marsh -
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Well I like Jets to Brazil, and I want his voice. Open 'em wide
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I thought Telly Savalas' secret was the Player's Club (tm) card? Imagine the world in a bottle. We take that bottle, smash it, and open your throat with it. I warn you, we are murderous - COIL
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George Carlin does a great monologue on white guys who shave their heads. Carry on... 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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George Carlin does a great monologue on white guys who shave their heads. Heh, yeah, every time this discussion comes up I think back to that routine. Put on your two step shoes, lose the blues and dance like it's year zero.
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Well I like Jets to Brazil, and I want his voice. Fag. Feh.
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And captain coldplay isn't? Open 'em wide
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Who ever said he wasn't? Feh.
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Link! "I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
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What kind of total fucktard would come up with a design for a supposedly plausible level whereby the communications array of a starship is divided into a cube of 3x3x3 rooms, that one must force jump between, suspended above a bottomless pit? Did they not think this might pose some problems for the engineers? Why are there bad guys dotted about on random platforms in the otherwise lethal ventilation ducts of Bispen, access to which is only possible if you are jedi who can leap 4 times his own height? It's the same Imperial engineer who designed the On/Off switch for the tractor beams in the first Death Star, accessed by the handrail-less catwalks over the bottomless pits. |
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Thinking about it, I'd rather not shave my head completely. I'm not sure I could pull that one off, and it seems like a bit of a hassle. But I'm still interested in shaving it, to where it's just ReallyGoddamnShort, kind of like what Chris has going on in his avatar. And, wow. I corrected it, but I originally typed "... what Christ has going on in his avatar." Fess up! Which one of you is Jesus? |
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Wuss. 2000/XP is better than Win9x in every way.
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I don't know what emo is, but I know it when I hear it. Perhaps I'm not down with the subtle variations of hipness. W-t-f-e. Deathstrike, just shave your fucking head. Three weeks later, look back on the process and decide. It'll fucking grow back. What are you waiting for? Nuns? For fuck's sake. Do it once. I recommend shaving off one half of your scalp, then taking a picture. A memento you might treasure for years. |
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just think Deth - your head could be as smooth as a baby's butt. your head. I believe I can fly......urk.
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I've got a picture of myself with a mohawk around here somewhere, and I'll both treasure and hide it always. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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GIF! GIF! |
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NO! NO! 'd offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain.
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Apparently you didn't read the "hide it always" part in enough depth to appreciate it. The shaved head is the most highly evolved and aerodynamic form of scalp-based life known to man. Also, sexy.
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Due to the unexpected smoothness and rounded shape of the cranium I always likened it to a breast before a baby butt. There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
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That and the big nipple you have on the top of your head. I believe I can fly......urk.
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