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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty

TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too).

Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread.

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#373 by jafd
2011-12-29 17:36:20

That's nice.
Let me know when you forgive Wesley Snipes, too, and then make sure not to tell me before you put a bullet in the back of my head, because it is obvious that only lies and deceit are methods that you allow yourself to communicate.

Frankly, I can appreciate and understand why a person might become that way, however, I would prefer not to deal with that.

Throw some come on Aileen, that should take care of everything. See you next Year!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#374 by jafd
2011-12-29 17:36:42

FLAME ON.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#375 by jafd
2011-12-29 17:39:53

oh, sure, start speaking NOW, why don't you?
superlative timing, fatty

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#376 by LPMiller
2011-12-29 18:40:20

66 post count, but only 8 actually to read. I love the plonk list. Owen Butler should be enshrined in the Planet Crap Hall Of Fame.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble

#377 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 18:51:49

It was a team effort!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#378 by Jamie
2011-12-29 18:56:20

I need to install the Chrome version. I assume it's in Owen's sig somewhere?

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble

#379 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 18:59:34

Unfortunately it doesn't work as well under Chrome. I think Google killed the UI stuff so the plonk list would need to be edited manually. That and IME I need to reload a page for the script to actually work.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#380 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 19:15:47

How to edit the plonk list in chrome for windows 7.

After you install the script you'll need to edit it. Go to C:\Users\UserName\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\Extensions\ExtensionId\1.0

To determine the extension ID (no idea if this is globally unique or not) go to Tools -> Extensions, click the 'developer mode' checkbox and then the arrow next to the PC extension.

Edit the script.js file and search for "function initPlonkList". Below there you see:
plonkStr = '713';

Add to that string a list of ; delimited user IDs. For example:
plonkStr = '713;14';

Now, like I said in Chome it's less useful because I need to refresh manually for the script to work. Not sure why that is. Maybe there's a setting for me to set, but there you have it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#381 by Jamie
2011-12-29 19:25:30

Cool, thanks!

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble

#382 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 19:27:48

In case we start getting carpet bombed by new accounts I've created a modification that will plonk all new accounts (because, you know, we get so many new members) should that need arise.

Also, once you finish editing the script you'll need to exit out of chrome and restart it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#383 by jafd
2011-12-30 00:55:34

Oh, that explains everything. You didn't see everything I posted, because Morn knows who I really am, and knows who you are, and the morning comes after the sunrise.

Pretty damn impressed. Also, I totally understand why I did not get along with those of you who are still here. I had thought it was me, but... as it turns out, nothing personal. With EWE, anyway.

I will totally forgive you. I already have. Now, transform and go [censored] some [censored] and some [ out] [prohibited].

Safe journeys.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#384 by jafd
2011-12-30 00:56:16

Good, because this place could really use some fresh meat.

How's that gr... nevermind. :) <3

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#385 by Chunkstyle
2011-12-30 05:32:20

I find jafd's return very confusing. Maybe it's just me.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.

#386 by m0nty
2011-12-30 06:39:08

I have faith in the Crap's ability to de-troll anyone.

#387 by Shadarr
2011-12-30 07:19:07

#385 by Chunkstyle

I find jafd's return very confusing. Maybe it's just me.

The bits and pieces I've read in passing have made not one stitch of goddamn sense, so it's not just you.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#388 by Greg
2011-12-30 10:16:26

I don't think it was meant to make sense. He's trying to push PC 7 along by sewing chaos from nothing, while invoking Morn's name a lot.

I've got a handle on the fiction but I'm losing my grip because I'm losing my fingers.

#389 by OwenButler
2011-12-30 12:53:14

It does seem rather hard work being batshit crazy.

planetcrap quote script ? firefox : chrome : safari - my blag

#390 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:34:04

IT IS SURPRISING TO ME HOW LITTLE EWE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE TOYS THAT YOU SMASHED, WHICH WHILE ADMITTEDLY, AMAZING TO WATCH EXPLODE, ARE, IN FACT...

quite a bit more amazing when used for the purpose they are/were/your intended.

Best of luck, friends. I am not The Way, I am simply A Way.
I made it myself. That is why you are giving me Tug One.
Don't worry, I'll give it right back. I just wanna UNF UNF UNF

8Y IMPERIAL DECREE
THE UNDERSIGNED, 55.SEATTLE.BANKS.HEIGHTS
TREASURY DOCUMENT of THE SAME
GORILLA MONSOON, ESQ., pHD, CZECH % M8.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#391 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:34:24

The Emperor rests. BRING IT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#392 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:35:20

NORDfu.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#393 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:36:13

Oh, and which ever one of you FUCKOS ganked my phone numbers, I would highly advise paying \/\/3.

Just a suggestion! Proud to be a cunt tree MAN.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#394 by jjohnsen
2011-12-31 00:09:36

He was a troll before and he's a troll now, I don't see what crazy has to do with it.

Johnsen Family
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#395 by Gunp01nt
2011-12-31 16:36:15

He used to be sort of coherent. Now it's beyond Joker-level pathetic.

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.

#396 by Milan BrezovskÃ½
2011-12-31 16:48:10

Joker was very coherent with his dick jokes and WAKE UP MORANS messages.

That said, I don't miss him, but I do miss making fun of his $16000 photo equipment and resulting shitty pictures.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.

#397 by jafd
2011-12-31 18:39:29

I am not, and never was, Joker. He was an idiot, and used the humor of wounding, to heal the wounds he self-inflicted upon the world.

I, on the other hand, am actually -funny.- You should see me in person; the translation software really doesn't do my Earthsuit just-ice. No doubt, most of you who remember someone who I was, and am no longer, are long past caring about who heals you.

That's basically the problem, but we'll move on from that.

I say, uh... someone's ass needs to MOVE. And it is not myself.

Thank you for mentioning that idiot from my past. It never occurred to me that he might, one day, actually become delusional enough to think that a life of crime would pay off.

You have less than 11 hours to tell me who you think I am, before I depart. Free samples are here today!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#398 by jafd
2011-12-31 18:40:10

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

As a matter of fact... yes. You did.

Today I am busy in The North.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#399 by Shadarr
2011-12-31 21:17:35

Note on English usage: when someone says you're worse than Joker, it doesn't mean they think you are Joker. It just means you're bringing nothing to the table.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#400 by CheesyPoof
2012-01-01 01:26:57

You know what goes along with Christmas, geek or otherwise? The New Year. So on this New Year's Eve I look back at my gamelog:

2011
------
Dead Rising 2: Case West (360) -- abandoned, 2*
Infamous (PS3) -- finished, 3*
Uncharted: Drakes Fortune (PS3) -- finished, 2*
Demons's Souls (PS3) -- finished, 4*
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS3) -- finished, 3*
You Don't Know Jack (360) -- finished, 4*
Fallout: New Vegas (360) -- finished, 4*
Yakuza 3 (PS3) -- finished, 4*
Full House Poker (XBLA) -- 3*
Portal 2 (PS3/PC) -- finished, 5*
Halo Reach (360) -- abandoned, 0*
Batman Arkham Asylum (360) -- 3*, Finished
Heavy Rain (PS3) -- 3*, Finished
L.A. Noire (360) -- 4*, finished
Just Cause 2 (PC) -- repeat, 4*
Assassins Creed: Brotherhood (360) -- 3*, Finished
TrackMania 2 (PC) -- 4*, you don't really finish TrackMania
Deus Ex Human Revolution (360) -- 4*, Finished
Alpha Protocol (PC) -- stutter, stalled.
SoTC / ICO (PS3) -- Inc. / Finished 3*
Saints Row:The Third (360) -- 4*, Finished
Dark Souls (360) -- in progress
NHL ‘12 (360) -- in progress
Bulletstorm (PC) -- in progress

All in all I'd say it was a pretty good year. Portal 2 was the only 5* game and I guess that makes it the de facto GOTY. The title that most surprised me was Yakuza 3. I really loved that and can't wait to get into 4 next year. DX:HR was also pretty awesome and I look forward to replaying it again when I get it for $5 during the July 4th steam sale. I am very surprised by Bulletstorm and daresay it would make my top 5 of the year. If not for some annoying sections so far (it is in progress after all) I feel like giving it 5*.

Looking forward to a great 2012.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#401 by Sgt Hulka
2012-01-02 00:47:32

Old posters coming out of the woodwork? It can happen.

hey, did you hear that thing about sports?

#402 by m0nty
2012-01-02 07:00:03

Beetlejuice!

#403 by gaggle
2012-01-02 23:19:17

Conan is a talentless, pointless, modern Hollywood movie. There are no character arcs, no real pain or lessons to learn, it's just one fightscene after another. Trite, boring bullshit.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML

#404 by CheesyPoof
2012-01-02 23:27:35

Shocked! I am shocked that Conan was a shallow moving of 'fightscene after' fightsecene!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#405 by Greg
2012-01-02 23:35:47

Contemplate it on the tree of woe.

I've got a handle on the fiction but I'm losing my grip because I'm losing my fingers.

#406 by gaggle
2012-01-02 23:51:40

The tree of woe is exactly what's missing from the new Conan. He never suffers. Anyway, action movies do not have to be shallow, shallow stupid bullshit is a legitimate complaint. We all want more Die Hard and less Transformers in our movies, every single one of us.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML

#407 by Shadarr
2012-01-02 23:51:55

AMC had both Godfather movies running continuously over Thanksgiving, so I PVR'd them and we watched them this weekend. So when you're complaining about what a shit movie Conan was, I can't help thinking that you had other options.

In a weird twist of fate, after we finished Godfather 2 I looked at the guide, and it was playing on the chanel I happened to be on. It was momentarily disorienting. They were subsequently showing Godfather 3 so we will watch that as well at some point in the future, possibly today.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#408 by CheesyPoof
2012-01-02 23:54:06

#406 by gaggle

I don't disagree, but, you know, Conan. It's not like it's great source material.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#409 by gaggle
2012-01-02 23:57:13

Heh, yeah.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML

#410 by G-Man
2012-01-03 09:11:36

The Conan stories are actually really good but I agree that they would be hard to translate to film effectively.

#411 by deadlock
2012-01-03 13:58:35

Jamie:

My wife and I bought ourselves a new HDTV to replace our ancient (it was a wedding gift!) SD set in the family room. That thing weighs over 200 pounds easily and I have no idea what to do with it. I don't imagine anyone wants to buy it, and I can't just toss it in the trash.

One of the things about living in the EU that I daily give thanks for, is that when you buy a new TV (or, indeed, any electrical appliance) you can bring your old one to the shop and they have to dispose of it for you. It's awesome. If your appliance has to be delivered, the delivery-men will take the old one away.

Pathetic.

#412 by Gunp01nt
2012-01-03 15:19:30

Of course, you've paid a disposal fee upon purchase.

Jamie: isn't there some municipal waste disposal facility you could haul it off to?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.

#413 by lwf
2012-01-03 15:29:12

It's America, just throw it away anywhere.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.

#414 by m0nty
2012-01-03 16:36:11

Send it to Canada, they have space.

#415 by deadlock
2012-01-03 18:00:55

Gunpoint:

True, but it's small and around here it's built in to the price of the appliance so that you're not even aware that you've paid it and it tends to eat the margin rather than pushing prices up.

Pathetic.

#416 by Jamie
2012-01-03 19:14:14

There are periodic electronic recycling drives around here where you can take "anything with a cord" and they'll dispose of it for you. My guess is that the thing will continue to sit on the floor in the corner of our living room until the next recycling drive comes up.

That said, it still feels kinda wrong to even recycle it. We got it way back in '97 but it works fine for what it is --a big SD TV.

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble

#417 by gaggle
2012-01-03 21:11:45

Keep what you use, dispose of what you don't. It's not wrong, it's practical. Clutter ties a person down.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML

#418 by jafd
2012-01-03 21:49:12

Please don't make me turn this thing around.

I WILL NOT do it!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#419 by jafd
2012-01-03 21:49:35

I nominated Sgt. Hulka. Right now.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#420 by jafd
2012-01-03 21:49:44

.eol.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#421 by CheesyPoof
2012-01-03 23:18:40

Cripes Jeremy, what did you do to get banned from qt3?

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.

#422 by Jamie
2012-01-03 23:38:43

Wait, which Jeremy? jjohnson didn't get banned, did he?

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble

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