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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too). Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread. |
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I've been intentionally avoiding the Intertubes, Webs, and Nets, for, well, you know... but I happened across some news today, I didn't realize yet. Seriously? This is a Derek Smart Joint? My laughter is immense. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Also: I am not "Jack Thompson." I am not "Stan Lippman." I have never knowingly killed a human being, and the last time in the last dozen years that I killed an insect, I apologized to it profusely. Yes, I talk to animals. No, they do not talk back. That makes them much more polite than a bitch who cannot read. Think about it. Anyway, to stipulate: I am seriously laughing my ass off over here. Really? I'm a murder suspect? Fascinating. Since I think it is the same guy who has been breaking into this house and stealing shit for, potentially, years, I can see how this has blown up into amazement. Once again: not me! Where the fuck is Dwayne Northrop when you need him? Or Dave? or... o wait. Nice job, Fuckos. On the bright side, this is the best Christ-mass-affect in my whole lifetime, so... oh, and another thing: I have not been allowed to find out, or been told, what happened in France, or either poles, or to the Poles... etc. When I ask people, they change the subject. As if they are afraid to discuss... the Undiscussable! Which is odd, because I really wasn't going to talk about my penis, or my perineum, or my anus. What else is there that ought not be discussed??? As far as I am concerned, basically nothing. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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TOUCH DOWN SEA HAWKS. fNORD. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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LOL "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll tootsie pop? |
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a-3. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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My scrollwheel, it burns! |
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This is what happens when Banksy's cover is blown. |
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Tom's posting on qt3 again? And in the new B&N thread? Well damn, it was great for so short a time. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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No, M0nty, this is actually what happens when someone behaves abominably towards me. How about I come over to your house and birth a litter of kittens on your kitchen table? Do you think that would be worth scrolling past? You disgust me. Most of you do. And yet... you're lovable and forgivable. Follow my lead and do that for each other. I am obviously an idiot, but at least I can be demonstrated to. Try it. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Which of us behaved abominably? I haven't behaved abominably to anyone for a good few months. jafd, I forgive you. |
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That's nice. Let me know when you forgive Wesley Snipes, too, and then make sure not to tell me before you put a bullet in the back of my head, because it is obvious that only lies and deceit are methods that you allow yourself to communicate. Frankly, I can appreciate and understand why a person might become that way, however, I would prefer not to deal with that. Throw some come on Aileen, that should take care of everything. See you next Year! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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FLAME ON. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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oh, sure, start speaking NOW, why don't you? superlative timing, fatty "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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66 post count, but only 8 actually to read. I love the plonk list. Owen Butler should be enshrined in the Planet Crap Hall Of Fame. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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It was a team effort! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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I need to install the Chrome version. I assume it's in Owen's sig somewhere? blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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Unfortunately it doesn't work as well under Chrome. I think Google killed the UI stuff so the plonk list would need to be edited manually. That and IME I need to reload a page for the script to actually work. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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How to edit the plonk list in chrome for windows 7. After you install the script you'll need to edit it. Go to C:\Users\UserName\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\Extensions\ExtensionId\1.0 To determine the extension ID (no idea if this is globally unique or not) go to Tools -> Extensions, click the 'developer mode' checkbox and then the arrow next to the PC extension. Edit the script.js file and search for "function initPlonkList". Below there you see: plonkStr = '713'; Add to that string a list of ; delimited user IDs. For example: plonkStr = '713;14'; Now, like I said in Chome it's less useful because I need to refresh manually for the script to work. Not sure why that is. Maybe there's a setting for me to set, but there you have it. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Cool, thanks! blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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In case we start getting carpet bombed by new accounts I've created a modification that will plonk all new accounts (because, you know, we get so many new members) should that need arise. Also, once you finish editing the script you'll need to exit out of chrome and restart it. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Oh, that explains everything. You didn't see everything I posted, because Morn knows who I really am, and knows who you are, and the morning comes after the sunrise. Pretty damn impressed. Also, I totally understand why I did not get along with those of you who are still here. I had thought it was me, but... as it turns out, nothing personal. With EWE, anyway. I will totally forgive you. I already have. Now, transform and go [censored] some [censored] and some [ out] [prohibited]. Safe journeys. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Good, because this place could really use some fresh meat. How's that gr... nevermind. :) <3 "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I find jafd's return very confusing. Maybe it's just me. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I have faith in the Crap's ability to de-troll anyone. |
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#385 by Chunkstyle I find jafd's return very confusing. Maybe it's just me. The bits and pieces I've read in passing have made not one stitch of goddamn sense, so it's not just you. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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I don't think it was meant to make sense. He's trying to push PC 7 along by sewing chaos from nothing, while invoking Morn's name a lot. |
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It does seem rather hard work being batshit crazy. |
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IT IS SURPRISING TO ME HOW LITTLE EWE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE TOYS THAT YOU SMASHED, WHICH WHILE ADMITTEDLY, AMAZING TO WATCH EXPLODE, ARE, IN FACT... quite a bit more amazing when used for the purpose they are/were/your intended. Best of luck, friends. I am not The Way, I am simply A Way. I made it myself. That is why you are giving me Tug One. Don't worry, I'll give it right back. I just wanna UNF UNF UNF 8Y IMPERIAL DECREE THE UNDERSIGNED, 55.SEATTLE.BANKS.HEIGHTS TREASURY DOCUMENT of THE SAME GORILLA MONSOON, ESQ., pHD, CZECH % M8. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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The Emperor rests. BRING IT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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NORDfu. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Oh, and which ever one of you FUCKOS ganked my phone numbers, I would highly advise paying \/\/3. Just a suggestion! Proud to be a cunt tree MAN. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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He was a troll before and he's a troll now, I don't see what crazy has to do with it. |
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He used to be sort of coherent. Now it's beyond Joker-level pathetic. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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Joker was very coherent with his dick jokes and WAKE UP MORANS messages. That said, I don't miss him, but I do miss making fun of his $16000 photo equipment and resulting shitty pictures. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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I am not, and never was, Joker. He was an idiot, and used the humor of wounding, to heal the wounds he self-inflicted upon the world. I, on the other hand, am actually -funny.- You should see me in person; the translation software really doesn't do my Earthsuit just-ice. No doubt, most of you who remember someone who I was, and am no longer, are long past caring about who heals you. That's basically the problem, but we'll move on from that. I say, uh... someone's ass needs to MOVE. And it is not myself. Thank you for mentioning that idiot from my past. It never occurred to me that he might, one day, actually become delusional enough to think that a life of crime would pay off. You have less than 11 hours to tell me who you think I am, before I depart. Free samples are here today! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P As a matter of fact... yes. You did. Today I am busy in The North. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Note on English usage: when someone says you're worse than Joker, it doesn't mean they think you are Joker. It just means you're bringing nothing to the table. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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You know what goes along with Christmas, geek or otherwise? The New Year. So on this New Year's Eve I look back at my gamelog: 2011 ------ Dead Rising 2: Case West (360) -- abandoned, 2* Infamous (PS3) -- finished, 3* Uncharted: Drakes Fortune (PS3) -- finished, 2* Demons's Souls (PS3) -- finished, 4* Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS3) -- finished, 3* You Don't Know Jack (360) -- finished, 4* Fallout: New Vegas (360) -- finished, 4* Yakuza 3 (PS3) -- finished, 4* Full House Poker (XBLA) -- 3* Portal 2 (PS3/PC) -- finished, 5* Halo Reach (360) -- abandoned, 0* Batman Arkham Asylum (360) -- 3*, Finished Heavy Rain (PS3) -- 3*, Finished L.A. Noire (360) -- 4*, finished Just Cause 2 (PC) -- repeat, 4* Assassins Creed: Brotherhood (360) -- 3*, Finished TrackMania 2 (PC) -- 4*, you don't really finish TrackMania Deus Ex Human Revolution (360) -- 4*, Finished Alpha Protocol (PC) -- stutter, stalled. SoTC / ICO (PS3) -- Inc. / Finished 3* Saints Row:The Third (360) -- 4*, Finished Dark Souls (360) -- in progress NHL ‘12 (360) -- in progress Bulletstorm (PC) -- in progress All in all I'd say it was a pretty good year. Portal 2 was the only 5* game and I guess that makes it the de facto GOTY. The title that most surprised me was Yakuza 3. I really loved that and can't wait to get into 4 next year. DX:HR was also pretty awesome and I look forward to replaying it again when I get it for $5 during the July 4th steam sale. I am very surprised by Bulletstorm and daresay it would make my top 5 of the year. If not for some annoying sections so far (it is in progress after all) I feel like giving it 5*. Looking forward to a great 2012. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Old posters coming out of the woodwork? It can happen. |
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Beetlejuice! |
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Conan is a talentless, pointless, modern Hollywood movie. There are no character arcs, no real pain or lessons to learn, it's just one fightscene after another. Trite, boring bullshit. |
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Shocked! I am shocked that Conan was a shallow moving of 'fightscene after' fightsecene! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Contemplate it on the tree of woe. |
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The tree of woe is exactly what's missing from the new Conan. He never suffers. Anyway, action movies do not have to be shallow, shallow stupid bullshit is a legitimate complaint. We all want more Die Hard and less Transformers in our movies, every single one of us. |
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AMC had both Godfather movies running continuously over Thanksgiving, so I PVR'd them and we watched them this weekend. So when you're complaining about what a shit movie Conan was, I can't help thinking that you had other options. In a weird twist of fate, after we finished Godfather 2 I looked at the guide, and it was playing on the chanel I happened to be on. It was momentarily disorienting. They were subsequently showing Godfather 3 so we will watch that as well at some point in the future, possibly today. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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#406 by gaggle The tree of woe is exactly what's missing from the new Conan. He never suffers. Anyway, action movies do not have to be shallow, shallow stupid bullshit is a legitimate complaint. We all want more Die Hard and less Transformers in our movies, every single one of us. I don't disagree, but, you know, Conan. It's not like it's great source material. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Heh, yeah. |
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The Conan stories are actually really good but I agree that they would be hard to translate to film effectively. |
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Jamie: My wife and I bought ourselves a new HDTV to replace our ancient (it was a wedding gift!) SD set in the family room. That thing weighs over 200 pounds easily and I have no idea what to do with it. I don't imagine anyone wants to buy it, and I can't just toss it in the trash. One of the things about living in the EU that I daily give thanks for, is that when you buy a new TV (or, indeed, any electrical appliance) you can bring your old one to the shop and they have to dispose of it for you. It's awesome. If your appliance has to be delivered, the delivery-men will take the old one away. |
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