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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty

TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too).

Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread.
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#353 by jafd
2011-12-29 03:56:52
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... What the fuck is "tamox?" lol, lol, lol

I am not sure who is getting played and schooled here, but for what may be the first continuous and contiguous 6-day-period of my life... it is definitely not me getting played and schooled.

Just, you know, throwing that out there. THE REQUIREMENT FOR VENGEANCE CAME BEFORE THE REQUIREMENT FOR REVENGE. Wait, did I say that out loud? Bummer!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#354 by jafd
2011-12-29 03:57:29
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#355 by jafd
2011-12-29 03:58:17
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
I wanted violet! This tastes like lavender. Fuck your mother... but only if you know who that actually is.

Thank you, Akasha. I bow.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#356 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:00:28
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Awww, council says I have to shut up now. QQ.

I'd listen to Council from now on, guys. Srsly. They get ME to shut up.

YOU NEVER WILL A GAIN.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#357 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:06:36
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
"and their association with Paul Cristoforo who is a street thug masquerading as a self proclaimed "Marketing Professional". This guy is a complete fool and somehow strong armed his way into working with the company so we walked away. I am not surprised in the slightest bit by what's going on right now. In fact, we told the owners of the company on many occasions that this would eventually happen.

I wasn't going to chime in but since he is replying as me, I can't resist. I personally can't stand him.

Brandon"

Amazing what we find on the Internet when we consider.

For the record:
I am not Brandon
Last I heard, my "mother's" "sister's" "son" had a "son" that he named "Brand On."
Hell's bells, I remember that happening when I was like 12. Anyway. I haven't seen him in aaaaages. In fact, I never really was all that popular.
Considering what y'all think I have actually done in life, rather than just, imagined, I am not surprised. Let me guess: ewe people imagine that holding a picture of a crazy idea in one's head is "fantasizing."

Well, no, actually, "fantasizing" is much Ersow. Anyway.

The important thing is that I didn't write the above message, for transmit, at all. Also, I am not posting those kind of messages anywhere.

Those of you, whose opinion matters, know exactly what kind of messages I post. Demonstrations are available on a routine basis over here.

No comment x4, followed by "maybe, print it and we'll see."

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#358 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:24:18
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Chrome booted this site up again real fast.
Firefox... hung out to dry, long enough to fill the cache. By the time I got bored of waiting for Firefox, I had already loaded Chrome, had the page load, and then I switched over and found that Firefox had "finally" loaded the page as well.

I did not bother to compare the html byte-by-byte.
I know you fuckos have nothing else to do with your time, so why would I?

It is astonishing to me, truly amazing... how it came to be that it came to be determined that I am what I am believed to be.

I am still going with "you didn't really fucking ask me, now, did you?" Because that is still the case.
Fuckos!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#359 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:25:11
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
And I'd like to point out, this is a stupid way of getting a person to "confess" when... the person hasn't done anything, let alone, anything illegal.

Morn, keep your site please, I cannot afford the upkeep!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#360 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:26:26
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
(yes, ladies, it is, in fact, me. don't tell me where you've been, I don't have time for you to lather up and Wash. LINE UP FOR IMPERIAL INSPECTION.)

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#361 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:26:53
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
... oooh! it tingles!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#362 by jafd
2011-12-29 04:49:09
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I've been intentionally avoiding the Intertubes, Webs, and Nets, for, well, you know... but I happened across some news today, I didn't realize yet.

Seriously? This is a Derek Smart Joint?

My laughter is immense. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#363 by jafd
2011-12-29 05:03:16
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Also: I am not "Jack Thompson." I am not "Stan Lippman." I have never knowingly killed a human being, and the last time in the last dozen years that I killed an insect, I apologized to it profusely.

Yes, I talk to animals. No, they do not talk back. That makes them much more polite than a bitch who cannot read.

Think about it.

Anyway, to stipulate: I am seriously laughing my ass off over here. Really? I'm a murder suspect? Fascinating.

Since I think it is the same guy who has been breaking into this house and stealing shit for, potentially, years, I can see how this has blown up into amazement.

Once again: not me! Where the fuck is Dwayne Northrop when you need him? Or Dave? or... o wait.

Nice job, Fuckos. On the bright side, this is the best Christ-mass-affect in my whole lifetime, so... oh, and another thing: I have not been allowed to find out, or been told, what happened in France, or either poles, or to the Poles... etc.

When I ask people, they change the subject. As if they are afraid to discuss... the Undiscussable!

Which is odd, because I really wasn't going to talk about my penis, or my perineum, or my anus. What else is there that ought not be discussed???

As far as I am concerned, basically nothing.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#364 by jafd
2011-12-29 05:04:16
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TOUCH DOWN SEA HAWKS. fNORD.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#365 by jafd
2011-12-29 05:04:35
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
LOL

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#366 by Greg
2011-12-29 05:38:17
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll tootsie pop?

#367 by Chunkstyle
2011-12-29 06:59:54
a-3.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#368 by m0nty
2011-12-29 07:26:30
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
My scrollwheel, it burns!
#369 by m0nty
2011-12-29 07:30:53
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
This is what happens when Banksy's cover is blown.
#370 by Shadarr
2011-12-29 08:27:58
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Tom's posting on qt3 again? And in the new B&N thread?  Well damn, it was great for so short a time.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#371 by jafd
2011-12-29 10:27:06
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
No, M0nty, this is actually what happens when someone behaves abominably towards me.

How about I come over to your house and birth a litter of kittens on your kitchen table? Do you think that would be worth scrolling past?

You disgust me. Most of you do. And yet... you're lovable and forgivable.

Follow my lead and do that for each other. I am obviously an idiot, but at least I can be demonstrated to.

Try it.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#372 by m0nty
2011-12-29 14:39:56
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Which of us behaved abominably? I haven't behaved abominably to anyone for a good few months.

jafd, I forgive you.
#373 by jafd
2011-12-29 17:36:20
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
That's nice.
Let me know when you forgive Wesley Snipes, too, and then make sure not to tell me before you put a bullet in the back of my head, because it is obvious that only lies and deceit are methods that you allow yourself to communicate.

Frankly, I can appreciate and understand why a person might become that way, however, I would prefer not to deal with that.

Throw some come on Aileen, that should take care of everything. See you next Year!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#374 by jafd
2011-12-29 17:36:42
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
FLAME ON.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#375 by jafd
2011-12-29 17:39:53
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
oh, sure, start speaking NOW, why don't you?
superlative timing, fatty

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#376 by LPMiller
2011-12-29 18:40:20
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
66 post count, but only 8 actually to read. I love the plonk list. Owen Butler should be enshrined in the Planet Crap Hall Of Fame.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#377 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 18:51:49
It was a team effort!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#378 by Jamie
2011-12-29 18:56:20
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I need to install the Chrome version. I assume it's in Owen's sig somewhere?

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#379 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 18:59:34
Unfortunately it doesn't work as well under Chrome. I think Google killed the UI stuff so the plonk list would need to be edited manually. That and IME I need to reload a page for the script to actually work.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#380 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 19:15:47
How to edit the plonk list in chrome for windows 7.

After you install the script you'll need to edit it. Go to C:\Users\UserName\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\Extensions\ExtensionId\1.0

To determine the extension ID (no idea if this is globally unique or not) go to Tools -> Extensions, click the 'developer mode' checkbox and then the arrow next to the PC extension.

Edit the script.js file and search for "function initPlonkList". Below there you see:
plonkStr = '713';

Add to that string a list of ; delimited user IDs. For example:
plonkStr = '713;14';

Now, like I said in Chome it's less useful because I need to refresh manually for the script to work. Not sure why that is. Maybe there's a setting for me to set, but there you have it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#381 by Jamie
2011-12-29 19:25:30
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Cool, thanks!

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#382 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-29 19:27:48
In case we start getting carpet bombed by new accounts I've created a modification that will plonk all new accounts (because, you know, we get so many new members) should that need arise.

Also, once you finish editing the script you'll need to exit out of chrome and restart it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#383 by jafd
2011-12-30 00:55:34
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Oh, that explains everything. You didn't see everything I posted, because Morn knows who I really am, and knows who you are, and the morning comes after the sunrise.

Pretty damn impressed. Also, I totally understand why I did not get along with those of you who are still here. I had thought it was me, but... as it turns out, nothing personal. With EWE, anyway.

I will totally forgive you. I already have. Now, transform and go [censored] some [censored] and some [     out] [prohibited].

Safe journeys.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#384 by jafd
2011-12-30 00:56:16
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Good, because this place could really use some fresh meat.

How's that gr... nevermind. :) <3

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#385 by Chunkstyle
2011-12-30 05:32:20
I find jafd's return very confusing.  Maybe it's just me.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#386 by m0nty
2011-12-30 06:39:08
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I have faith in the Crap's ability to de-troll anyone.
#387 by Shadarr
2011-12-30 07:19:07
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
#385 by Chunkstyle

I find jafd's return very confusing.  Maybe it's just me.

The bits and pieces I've read in passing have made not one stitch of goddamn sense, so it's not just you.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#388 by Greg
2011-12-30 10:16:26
I don't think it was meant to make sense. He's trying to push PC 7 along by sewing chaos from nothing, while invoking Morn's name a lot.

#389 by OwenButler
2011-12-30 12:53:14
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
It does seem rather hard work being batshit crazy.

planetcrap quote script ? firefox : chrome : safari - my blag
#390 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:34:04
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IT IS SURPRISING TO ME HOW LITTLE EWE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE TOYS THAT YOU SMASHED, WHICH WHILE ADMITTEDLY, AMAZING TO WATCH EXPLODE, ARE, IN FACT...

quite a bit more amazing when used for the purpose they are/were/your intended.

Best of luck, friends. I am not The Way, I am simply A Way.
I made it myself. That is why you are giving me Tug One.
Don't worry, I'll give it right back. I just wanna UNF UNF UNF

8Y IMPERIAL DECREE
THE UNDERSIGNED, 55.SEATTLE.BANKS.HEIGHTS
TREASURY DOCUMENT of THE SAME
GORILLA MONSOON, ESQ., pHD, CZECH % M8.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#391 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:34:24
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The Emperor rests. BRING IT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#392 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:35:20
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
NORDfu.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#393 by jafd
2011-12-30 14:36:13
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Oh, and which ever one of you FUCKOS ganked my phone numbers, I would highly advise paying \/\/3.

Just a suggestion! Proud to be a cunt tree MAN.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#394 by jjohnsen
2011-12-31 00:09:36
http://www.johnsenclan.com
He was a troll before and he's a troll now, I don't see what crazy has to do with it.

#395 by Gunp01nt
2011-12-31 16:36:15
supersimon33@hotmail.com
He used to be sort of coherent. Now it's beyond Joker-level pathetic.

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#396 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-31 16:48:10
http://uglycode.com
Joker was very coherent with his dick jokes and WAKE UP MORANS messages.

That said, I don't miss him, but I do miss making fun of his $16000 photo equipment and resulting shitty pictures.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#397 by jafd
2011-12-31 18:39:29
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
I am not, and never was, Joker. He was an idiot, and used the humor of wounding, to heal the wounds he self-inflicted upon the world.


I, on the other hand, am actually -funny.- You should see me in person; the translation software really doesn't do my Earthsuit just-ice. No doubt, most of you who remember someone who I was, and am no longer, are long past caring about who heals you.

That's basically the problem, but we'll move on from that.

I say, uh... someone's ass needs to MOVE. And it is not myself.

Thank you for mentioning that idiot from my past. It never occurred to me that he might, one day, actually become delusional enough to think that a life of crime would pay off.

You have less than 11 hours to tell me who you think I am, before I depart. Free samples are here today!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#398 by jafd
2011-12-31 18:40:10
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

As a matter of fact... yes. You did.

Today I am busy in The North.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#399 by Shadarr
2011-12-31 21:17:35
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Note on English usage: when someone says you're worse than Joker, it doesn't mean they think you are Joker. It just means you're bringing nothing to the table.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#400 by CheesyPoof
2012-01-01 01:26:57
You know what goes along with Christmas, geek or otherwise? The New Year. So on this New Year's Eve I look back at my gamelog:

2011
------
Dead Rising 2: Case West (360) -- abandoned, 2*
Infamous (PS3) -- finished, 3*
Uncharted: Drakes Fortune (PS3) -- finished, 2*
Demons's Souls (PS3) -- finished, 4*
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS3) -- finished, 3*
You Don't Know Jack (360) -- finished, 4*
Fallout: New Vegas (360) -- finished, 4*
Yakuza 3 (PS3) -- finished, 4*
Full House Poker (XBLA) -- 3*
Portal 2 (PS3/PC) -- finished, 5*
Halo Reach (360) -- abandoned, 0*
Batman Arkham Asylum (360) -- 3*, Finished
Heavy Rain (PS3) -- 3*, Finished
L.A. Noire (360) --  4*, finished
Just Cause 2 (PC) -- repeat, 4*
Assassins Creed: Brotherhood (360) -- 3*, Finished
TrackMania 2 (PC) -- 4*, you don't really finish TrackMania
Deus Ex Human Revolution (360) -- 4*, Finished
Alpha Protocol (PC) -- stutter, stalled.
SoTC / ICO (PS3) --  Inc. / Finished 3*
Saints Row:The Third (360) -- 4*, Finished
Dark Souls (360) -- in progress
NHL ‘12 (360) -- in progress
Bulletstorm (PC) -- in progress

All in all I'd say it was a pretty good year. Portal 2 was the only 5* game and I guess that makes it the de facto GOTY. The title that most surprised me was Yakuza 3. I really loved that and can't wait to get into 4 next year. DX:HR was also pretty awesome and I look forward to replaying it again when I get it for $5 during the July 4th steam sale. I am very surprised by Bulletstorm and daresay it would make my top 5 of the year. If not for some annoying sections so far (it is in progress after all) I feel like giving it 5*.

Looking forward to a great 2012.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#401 by Sgt Hulka
2012-01-02 00:47:32
Old posters coming out of the woodwork?  It can happen.

#402 by m0nty
2012-01-02 07:00:03
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Beetlejuice!
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