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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty

TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too).

Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread.
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#210 by BobJustBob
2011-12-22 13:43:03
Poor jafd.

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#211 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:43:42
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
DORA, IT IS VERY NICE FOR YOU TO READ MY MIND LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
TELL THE CHILREN BEFORE TELLING GEORGE WALKER BUSH. I GOT HIM COVERED LIKE A JIMMY HAT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#212 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:44:45
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
OVER ON EARTH 2, I THINK THEY ALREADY PARBOILED HIM AND ARE SPREADING HIM THINLY ACROSS ALL THE WINDSHIELDS IN THE LAND.

THIS IS EARTH 1, BY THE WAY. ALL THE TERRIFIED WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PURE EVIDENCE OF THAT.

IT'S OKAY. ALL ARE LOVED. EVEN BY ME.

FUCKO.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#213 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:45:50
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
EARTH1 IS THE LAST EARTH. YOU CAN COUNT ON GOD TO FREEZE IT IN AMBER FOR YOU. IT'SCHOOL.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#214 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:46:39
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
PAUSE FOR THE MOMENT, TO SAVOR THE DELICIOUS IRONY OF A SMALL CHILD ASKING ME IF I COULD PUT A STAKE RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE PLANET.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT STEAK IS, YOU SEE. YOU KILLED ALL THE AUROCHS.

moo.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#215 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:47:51
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
YES I AM SURE YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL MY CHILDREN AND THEN STEAL THEIR DNA AND THEN JUST... YOU KNOW, 'HOPE' I SHOWED UP WHEN YOU NEEDED ME.
HOPE WAS YOUR FIRST WISE CHOICE ON THE WRONG PATH YOU WENT DOWN WHEN YOU LEGISLATED 'NEED.'
THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, I'M SURE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#216 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:48:26
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
OH,  THAT'S INTERESTING. REALLY? OKAY. FINE.
.. ANYONE WANT THIS MIKE? TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#217 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:49:34
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
I AM EXCEPTIONALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT WHAT I DISCOVERED UPON LOGGING INTO PRODIGY, YES.

HENCE THE DRASTIC MEASURES. ZEUS SAYS THANK YOU, HE APPARENTLY ENJOYS CRAWLING UP MY ASS.

I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THIS FUNNY. THANK YOU, LOUIS.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#218 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:50:15
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU THIS WAY? ALRIGHT FINE.

WHERE IS EDISON? I WANT HIS HEAD.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#219 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:51:24
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
SOMEONE TELL PATTY THAT SHE IS JUST A SHOVEL

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#220 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:52:07
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
ALSO, FIGURED OUT THAT WHOLE GRANDFATHER PARADOX THING.

TURNS OUT TO BE SIMPLER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#221 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:52:34
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
WHAT IS COUNCIL DOING WHEN COUNCIL IS NOT COUNCILLING? WHEN IT'S AJAR.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#222 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:53:08
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
DEAR MISTER REDFORD. COULD YOU SEND A CAR OVER? HOOSIER DADDY.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
#223 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-22 14:00:12
http://uglycode.com
Plonk'd.

Today's Steam sales were meh. I'm hoping for Alice or Deaus Ex for $15 or somesuch.

I've realized that after a long, long time, the first game I'm looking forward to and will consider buying on Day 1 is Bioshock Infinite.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#224 by BobJustBob
2011-12-22 14:26:07
I'm not sure what upcoming game I'd buy on day one. Just Cause 3 I guess, but who knows how far out that is. Crackdown is dead, Red Faction is dead, Saints Row is mortally wounded, and Kirby is still a whore. I guess Warriors Orochi 3 but it'll probably have some PS3-exclusive DLC on account of Japan's racism. Indie games are where it's at for three quarters of the year and they don't announce release dates in advance.

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#225 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-22 15:22:49
http://uglycode.com
Truth. Probably over 3/4 games I've bought this year were some sort of indie games.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#226 by Battle-Dwarf
2011-12-22 16:49:30
www.myspace.com/OlSchoolMedia
>>>jafd

You were part of the reason I applied myself more seriously on discussion forums and networked more frequently.

What happened to you?  You've changed, man...

They say a midget standin' on the giants' shoulder can see much further than the giant...
#227 by Jibble
2011-12-22 18:01:29
Let's see. He dropped by in July for a post. Was also here in April to complain about his banning from QT3. Then there's a looooong stretch back to his post before that, which happened in 2004.

Not sure if he's still permabanned from QT3, but his current weaksauce trolling mode seems to indicate that he is, and is continuing to take it poorly. The trolls come home to roost when they've burned everything else they know.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 183 lbs.  3 to go.
#228 by LPMiller
2011-12-22 23:01:57
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
stupid grease monkey script doesn't seem to work anymore.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#229 by TreeFrog
2011-12-22 23:42:09
Still working over here.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#230 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-23 01:11:44
http://uglycode.com
LP - Try to change the script's settings (e.g. button style, quote style, etc) - that might help.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#231 by LPMiller
2011-12-23 01:21:06
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
something was screwy with my plonk list, but now, jafd be gone!

Oh, and thank you again gaggle.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#232 by Shadarr
2011-12-23 02:01:29
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
#224 by BobJustBob

I'm not sure what upcoming game I'd buy on day one. Just Cause 3 I guess, but who knows how far out that is. Crackdown is dead, Red Faction is dead, Saints Row is mortally wounded, and Kirby is still a whore.

Yeah, I dunno if there's anything I'd buy day one.  SR3 was my last one.  Maybe Rock Band 4, but I haven't actually played RB in like a month.  I actually decorated my drums with Christmas lights.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#233 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-23 02:19:39
It was I that coded the plonk script.

But, yes, thanks Gaggle (for the beer in Reykjavik).

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#234 by LPMiller
2011-12-23 02:29:33
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I wasn't thanking gaggle for the plonk list. He gifted me a game.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#235 by Gabe
2011-12-23 02:32:13
http://www.dartpublishing.com
See Cheesy, not everything is about you!
#236 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-23 03:12:54
I put the Ch in Christmas!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#237 by anaqer
2011-12-23 03:40:53
Well, unput it then.

¤ "Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#238 by yotsuya
2011-12-23 05:40:52
Dammit, I saw 73 posts and though there was something of substance going on.

Don't forget to post your loot lists on Christmas morning. I love seeing what you guys got.

#239 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-23 06:01:49
As usual there will be 3 Christmases. One with my wife and I (probably tomorrow), my Mom's on Christmas day, and then my in-laws the week after New Years.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#240 by BobJustBob
2011-12-23 06:06:17
I'm getting something from my parents tomorrow, and then the rest of my Christmas will be me alone in my apartment playing TF2. It'll be great.

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#241 by jjohnsen
2011-12-23 06:37:39
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Three Christmases here as well, though I pretty much know what I'm getting.

#242 by Caryn
2011-12-23 07:03:14
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
Hey!! LP just gifted me a game! You guys are swell.

So now I pay it forward, right? Just pick someone on my list and something from their wish list?

#243 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-23 07:05:15
I guess good luck guessing who wasn't gifted already!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#244 by Caryn
2011-12-23 07:08:57
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

#245 by lwf
2011-12-23 08:07:21
I wasn't. I hate you guys.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#246 by yotsuya
2011-12-23 08:52:36
I want to gift someone a game (thanks, JJ), but I'm not sure who. I'm ignoring littlewood.

#247 by lwf
2011-12-23 08:55:17
Yeah I don't need your charity! Also everyone loves JJ I bet he has already received more than 1 game.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#248 by yotsuya
2011-12-23 10:32:13
I went to gift you something, but we're not even friends on Steam.

#249 by lwf
2011-12-23 12:00:03
I'm in the planetcrap group.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#250 by jjohnsen
2011-12-23 20:38:59
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Also everyone loves JJ I bet he has already received more than 1 game.

:)

#251 by Shadarr
2011-12-23 21:33:16
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I had phase one of my Christmas with my girlfriend before she went back home to Grand Prairie. She got me a gift card for Best Buy to put toward a car stereo that can play mp3s, four pairs of socks and a shoulder bag to put my gym clothes in.  That last one is more a present for her, as she was the one embarrassed by my taking a plastic bag from The Strand to the gym.

I'm also pretty sure I know what I'm getting from my brother, because there are four videogame-shaped presents and I think I was only able to come up with four videogames for my list. Although he may have got me both Splinter Cell games, in which case I hope I like them.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#252 by TreeFrog
2011-12-24 01:14:09
I have two Steam presents! I love you guys. You should probably stop being nice to me before I start thinking you're my real friends and turn up on your doorstep with requests to borrow torque wrenches and balljoint splitters which I would never return. Because that would just be uncomfortable for everyone.

Thank you Caryn and Milan. Merry Christmas! I'll kill you last.

I'm not expecting much from Christmas this year. It's going to be low-key at our house since it'll be the first one without my Mum, who died in April. Dad's coming to us for the day, but I think we're both just going through the motions.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#253 by BobJustBob
2011-12-24 01:19:40
You're not taking my ball splitter!

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#254 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-24 02:00:59
Phase one is complete. I got a Camelbak thing for my bike riding, NHL 12, Batman Arkham City, a shirt, iTunes card, various snacks, Dickens Village house, a bunch of flavored coffee and some things I think I'm forgetting. Pretty good haul. My wife and I even played NHL 12 together, woo! We went 1-2 against the Islanders, though.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#255 by LPMiller
2011-12-24 03:07:00
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
You can have my ball joint splitter if I have one, because I like none of those words put together like that.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#256 by G-Man
2011-12-24 03:20:05
Dickens Village house? You collect miniature houses now?
#257 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-24 03:36:09
Dude, I'm closer to 40 than 30, of course I have a miniature Christmas village.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#258 by CheesyPoof
2011-12-24 03:36:19
Now stay off my lawn!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#259 by Gabe
2011-12-24 03:53:26
http://www.dartpublishing.com
I'm 39 and it never occurred to me to create a miniature Christmas village.
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