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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too). Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread. |
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Yeah yeah, you trolled us good. So what have you been up to? I moved back to Portland and I have been hemorrhaging money since, since I don't have a job. BUYBUYBUY
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OR IS THAT RAIN? I CAN'T TELL. WHERE'S MY IPHONE? WHAT TIME IS IT? WHO ARE YOU? PRANK CALLER, PRANK CALLER. CHILDREN, BRING ME SOME ARTWORK WITH THAT ACRONYM ON IT. THANK YOU. NO APPLES, PLEASE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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IF I TOLD YOU WHAT I HAD BEEN UP TO, I WOULD NOT BE THE EMPEROR, NOW WOULD I? END OF LINE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I APPLAUD YOUR COURTESY AND DISCRETION. I AM THE SELF-CHATTERED CHATTERER. DORA, TAKE THEM ALL HOME. YOU CAN GET ME LATER. I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOU. THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO ALL BY NOW. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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XOXOX OX BULLSHIT "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YOU'RE NOT SCARED THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED NOW, ARE YOU? BECAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO COME. THIS ACTUALLY IS ZEUS SPAKING. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YEAH I'D ADVISE POINTING AT THINGS PRETTY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS OR SO "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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BOND. JAFD BOND. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. WILL WRITE IT TO YOU THROUGH YOUR EARLOBE, GRATIS. MEA CULPA, BITCHES! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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SERIOUSLY "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YOU CAN'T REALLY BE ASKING THAT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ME TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST? I THINK WE'RE PAST THAT POINT, HONESTLY. HEY, WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY OVER THERE? OH, YEAH? I LOVE YOUR TAILOR! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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FUCK YOU TOO, BEN. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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THIS IS WHY WE COULDN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS WHY HUMANS GOT A 552,000 CYCLE INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. ONE OF THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN LATER. WE STILL GOTTA GET THE LOCUSTS ON LOCK. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT WE WANT TO CONVERT THEM INTO ENERGY AND DISSOLVE THEM IN THE ATMOSPHERE. NOW, WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE THAT IDEA? YOU GUYS ARE MEAN. SERIOUSLY. I KNOW WHY I CAME HERE THIS TIME--TO CREATE ANOTHER ME TO LEAVE HERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME BACK AGAIN. OH, WAIT, THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL, LAST TIME. =d "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Poor jafd. BUYBUYBUY
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DORA, IT IS VERY NICE FOR YOU TO READ MY MIND LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. TELL THE CHILREN BEFORE TELLING GEORGE WALKER BUSH. I GOT HIM COVERED LIKE A JIMMY HAT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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OVER ON EARTH 2, I THINK THEY ALREADY PARBOILED HIM AND ARE SPREADING HIM THINLY ACROSS ALL THE WINDSHIELDS IN THE LAND. THIS IS EARTH 1, BY THE WAY. ALL THE TERRIFIED WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PURE EVIDENCE OF THAT. IT'S OKAY. ALL ARE LOVED. EVEN BY ME. FUCKO. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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EARTH1 IS THE LAST EARTH. YOU CAN COUNT ON GOD TO FREEZE IT IN AMBER FOR YOU. IT'SCHOOL. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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PAUSE FOR THE MOMENT, TO SAVOR THE DELICIOUS IRONY OF A SMALL CHILD ASKING ME IF I COULD PUT A STAKE RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE PLANET. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT STEAK IS, YOU SEE. YOU KILLED ALL THE AUROCHS. moo. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YES I AM SURE YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL MY CHILDREN AND THEN STEAL THEIR DNA AND THEN JUST... YOU KNOW, 'HOPE' I SHOWED UP WHEN YOU NEEDED ME. HOPE WAS YOUR FIRST WISE CHOICE ON THE WRONG PATH YOU WENT DOWN WHEN YOU LEGISLATED 'NEED.' THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, I'M SURE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. REALLY? OKAY. FINE. .. ANYONE WANT THIS MIKE? TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I AM EXCEPTIONALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT WHAT I DISCOVERED UPON LOGGING INTO PRODIGY, YES. HENCE THE DRASTIC MEASURES. ZEUS SAYS THANK YOU, HE APPARENTLY ENJOYS CRAWLING UP MY ASS. I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THIS FUNNY. THANK YOU, LOUIS. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU THIS WAY? ALRIGHT FINE. WHERE IS EDISON? I WANT HIS HEAD. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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SOMEONE TELL PATTY THAT SHE IS JUST A SHOVEL "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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ALSO, FIGURED OUT THAT WHOLE GRANDFATHER PARADOX THING. TURNS OUT TO BE SIMPLER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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WHAT IS COUNCIL DOING WHEN COUNCIL IS NOT COUNCILLING? WHEN IT'S AJAR. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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DEAR MISTER REDFORD. COULD YOU SEND A CAR OVER? HOOSIER DADDY. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Plonk'd. Today's Steam sales were meh. I'm hoping for Alice or Deaus Ex for $15 or somesuch. I've realized that after a long, long time, the first game I'm looking forward to and will consider buying on Day 1 is Bioshock Infinite. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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I'm not sure what upcoming game I'd buy on day one. Just Cause 3 I guess, but who knows how far out that is. Crackdown is dead, Red Faction is dead, Saints Row is mortally wounded, and Kirby is still a whore. I guess Warriors Orochi 3 but it'll probably have some PS3-exclusive DLC on account of Japan's racism. Indie games are where it's at for three quarters of the year and they don't announce release dates in advance. BUYBUYBUY
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Truth. Probably over 3/4 games I've bought this year were some sort of indie games. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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>>>jafd You were part of the reason I applied myself more seriously on discussion forums and networked more frequently. What happened to you? You've changed, man... They say a midget standin' on the giants' shoulder can see much further than the giant...
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Let's see. He dropped by in July for a post. Was also here in April to complain about his banning from QT3. Then there's a looooong stretch back to his post before that, which happened in 2004. Not sure if he's still permabanned from QT3, but his current weaksauce trolling mode seems to indicate that he is, and is continuing to take it poorly. The trolls come home to roost when they've burned everything else they know. |
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stupid grease monkey script doesn't seem to work anymore. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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Still working over here. "One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
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LP - Try to change the script's settings (e.g. button style, quote style, etc) - that might help. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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something was screwy with my plonk list, but now, jafd be gone! Oh, and thank you again gaggle. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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#224 by BobJustBob I'm not sure what upcoming game I'd buy on day one. Just Cause 3 I guess, but who knows how far out that is. Crackdown is dead, Red Faction is dead, Saints Row is mortally wounded, and Kirby is still a whore. Yeah, I dunno if there's anything I'd buy day one. SR3 was my last one. Maybe Rock Band 4, but I haven't actually played RB in like a month. I actually decorated my drums with Christmas lights. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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It was I that coded the plonk script. But, yes, thanks Gaggle (for the beer in Reykjavik). <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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I wasn't thanking gaggle for the plonk list. He gifted me a game. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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See Cheesy, not everything is about you! |
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I put the Ch in Christmas! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Well, unput it then. ¤ "Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
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Dammit, I saw 73 posts and though there was something of substance going on. Don't forget to post your loot lists on Christmas morning. I love seeing what you guys got. 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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As usual there will be 3 Christmases. One with my wife and I (probably tomorrow), my Mom's on Christmas day, and then my in-laws the week after New Years. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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I'm getting something from my parents tomorrow, and then the rest of my Christmas will be me alone in my apartment playing TF2. It'll be great. BUYBUYBUY
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Three Christmases here as well, though I pretty much know what I'm getting. |
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Hey!! LP just gifted me a game! You guys are swell. So now I pay it forward, right? Just pick someone on my list and something from their wish list? |
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I guess good luck guessing who wasn't gifted already! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering. |
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