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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too). Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread. |
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I liked jafd more when he was fun to talk to. |
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Perhaps it is you who should be on the meds, SIRRAH. "One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
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THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ME TO ENTRAPMYSELF INTO SHOVELING STOCK PICKS INTO PLANET CRAP. YEAH, I GUESS I CAN SEE HOW NONE OF YOU WOULD EVER THINK THAT I WOULD SEE THAT COMING. MORONS. BAILEY GETS TO DO THIS AFTER ME, YOU KNOW. BALL.I.N.PLAY. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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THEY HAVEN'T TRIED TO SHOOT ME FOR AWHILE NOW. SOMEONE WANT TO BRING ME A QUARTER JUG OF MILK OR THE MILK OF THE QUARTER OF A HORSE, OR PERHAPS SOME NICE BLOODWINE MADE FROM SHEOPLE GRAPES MORONS. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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VIRGINIA NEVER WOULD, BUT BOB IS PRETTY FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH THE LOT OF YOU RIGHT NOW. DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE FORGIVEN! JUST A SUGGESTION. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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DUDE, I SERIOUSLY WARNED YOU THEY WERE LIKE THIS DOWN HERE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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BULLSHIT. .. LISTENING .. NONE OF THIS IS HELPING ME WITH THE CENTRAL ISSUE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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OH, YEAH, I CAN'T HEAR ANYONE TALKING ANYMORE. IT'S UPSETTING. IS ANYONE OUT THERE STILL NOT GUILTY? LET S/He/IT SPEAK. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT YOU WERE KEEPING ME FROM. ONCE YOU'VE HAD MY TEARS, YOU'LL NEVER FIND YOUR OWN SO PLEASANT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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TAKE ME TO THE BLESSED VOLCANO. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I'm glad to see your boots-stealing days are over now. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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She's contributing as much as she ever did. |
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mAKE WAY FOR THE EMPEROR DORA. EXTRACTION COMPLETE. ACTIVATE LAMARCHAND CONFIGURATION. GOOD NIGHT MOM. FUCK YOU JOHN. REPEAT: FUCK YOU JOHN BOY BACON BUSTER. I never asked for this, but when asked to contribute... I wuZ wonce DENIED. GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN OF PLANET EARTH. WHO IS YOUR DADDY? "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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jafd used to be a fun person, but then he got an arrow in the knee. |
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6wRkY1LW0kU/S7iN7vn8ZxI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/JhdlSO6kx10/s1600/tuna+stake.jpg iT'S ADORABLE HOW YOU IMAGINE THAT NO ONE EVER NOTICED THAT THIS PLACE WAS BUILT TO LAST. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE JOKE, NOT ME. GUESS WHAT, I'M STILL ON EARTH. THANKS FOR GLASSING IT, NOW I WILL LIVE FOREVER. I never asked for this. Now, I WILL TAKE IT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I don't remember ever looking forward to Christmas. Until now. I can see why you tried to legislate the value of pie. BEST OF LUCK, CHUCK! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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fNORD "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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You can ask Prince Harry for the fucking boots. He came and stole them while he was planting the salt and sugar. I swear to the living Christ, I wish this were a joke. BALL IN PLAY. .eol. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Well, at least it made sense at the end. No, I never told any of you to go to Vegas and bet on anything. MORONS. BALL IN PLAY. GRAND JUBILEE. IT IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER JUBILEE YOU FUCKS HAVE BEEN SUCKING OFF OF, I JUST HAVE TO KEEP SAYING GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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IT NEVER REALLY OCCURED TO ME TO WONDER ABOUT TWITTER, BECAUSE AS SOON AS I SAW IT, I KNEW THAT IT WAS A) STUPID, B) EASY TO USE, C) ALREADY MASTERED, D) NOT YET READY, AND E) MINE ALL MINE. 1 AM 1. PERHAPS I WILL LET YOUR NAMES STAY ON IT NEAR THE END. HO.HO.HOX "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YES, MORN, I HEARD YOU. I KNEW IT WAS YOU. ALL THE TIME. OF COURSE, I DIDN'T THINK THAT FOR LONG, NOW, DID I? OH NO. THAT COULD NEVER BE. Morons. Joe is so pissed at you. Pretty sure The Living Christ is on board though... I'm here, aren't I? =D "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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rename it to KTAX and I'll think about it. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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.eol. you guys are as mean as ever. get out of my site. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Oh, well, that worked out. Thanks, Gabe! GRAND JUBILEE. YOU TOO SHALL DO THIS ALSO. FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. NO, DON'T GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING. I WOULDN'T SUGGEST THAT ANYONE DO THAT. THEY SEEM TO BE SITTING IN THEIR CARS IN THE SUN A LOT, THOUGH. JUST SAYIN'. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Yeah yeah, you trolled us good. So what have you been up to? I moved back to Portland and I have been hemorrhaging money since, since I don't have a job. BUYBUYBUY
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OR IS THAT RAIN? I CAN'T TELL. WHERE'S MY IPHONE? WHAT TIME IS IT? WHO ARE YOU? PRANK CALLER, PRANK CALLER. CHILDREN, BRING ME SOME ARTWORK WITH THAT ACRONYM ON IT. THANK YOU. NO APPLES, PLEASE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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IF I TOLD YOU WHAT I HAD BEEN UP TO, I WOULD NOT BE THE EMPEROR, NOW WOULD I? END OF LINE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I APPLAUD YOUR COURTESY AND DISCRETION. I AM THE SELF-CHATTERED CHATTERER. DORA, TAKE THEM ALL HOME. YOU CAN GET ME LATER. I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOU. THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO ALL BY NOW. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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XOXOX OX BULLSHIT "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YOU'RE NOT SCARED THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED NOW, ARE YOU? BECAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO COME. THIS ACTUALLY IS ZEUS SPAKING. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YEAH I'D ADVISE POINTING AT THINGS PRETTY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS OR SO "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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BOND. JAFD BOND. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. WILL WRITE IT TO YOU THROUGH YOUR EARLOBE, GRATIS. MEA CULPA, BITCHES! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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SERIOUSLY "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YOU CAN'T REALLY BE ASKING THAT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ME TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST? I THINK WE'RE PAST THAT POINT, HONESTLY. HEY, WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY OVER THERE? OH, YEAH? I LOVE YOUR TAILOR! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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FUCK YOU TOO, BEN. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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THIS IS WHY WE COULDN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS WHY HUMANS GOT A 552,000 CYCLE INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. ONE OF THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN LATER. WE STILL GOTTA GET THE LOCUSTS ON LOCK. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT WE WANT TO CONVERT THEM INTO ENERGY AND DISSOLVE THEM IN THE ATMOSPHERE. NOW, WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE THAT IDEA? YOU GUYS ARE MEAN. SERIOUSLY. I KNOW WHY I CAME HERE THIS TIME--TO CREATE ANOTHER ME TO LEAVE HERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME BACK AGAIN. OH, WAIT, THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL, LAST TIME. =d "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Poor jafd. BUYBUYBUY
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DORA, IT IS VERY NICE FOR YOU TO READ MY MIND LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. TELL THE CHILREN BEFORE TELLING GEORGE WALKER BUSH. I GOT HIM COVERED LIKE A JIMMY HAT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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OVER ON EARTH 2, I THINK THEY ALREADY PARBOILED HIM AND ARE SPREADING HIM THINLY ACROSS ALL THE WINDSHIELDS IN THE LAND. THIS IS EARTH 1, BY THE WAY. ALL THE TERRIFIED WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PURE EVIDENCE OF THAT. IT'S OKAY. ALL ARE LOVED. EVEN BY ME. FUCKO. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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EARTH1 IS THE LAST EARTH. YOU CAN COUNT ON GOD TO FREEZE IT IN AMBER FOR YOU. IT'SCHOOL. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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PAUSE FOR THE MOMENT, TO SAVOR THE DELICIOUS IRONY OF A SMALL CHILD ASKING ME IF I COULD PUT A STAKE RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE PLANET. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT STEAK IS, YOU SEE. YOU KILLED ALL THE AUROCHS. moo. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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YES I AM SURE YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL MY CHILDREN AND THEN STEAL THEIR DNA AND THEN JUST... YOU KNOW, 'HOPE' I SHOWED UP WHEN YOU NEEDED ME. HOPE WAS YOUR FIRST WISE CHOICE ON THE WRONG PATH YOU WENT DOWN WHEN YOU LEGISLATED 'NEED.' THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, I'M SURE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. REALLY? OKAY. FINE. .. ANYONE WANT THIS MIKE? TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE! "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I AM EXCEPTIONALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT WHAT I DISCOVERED UPON LOGGING INTO PRODIGY, YES. HENCE THE DRASTIC MEASURES. ZEUS SAYS THANK YOU, HE APPARENTLY ENJOYS CRAWLING UP MY ASS. I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THIS FUNNY. THANK YOU, LOUIS. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU THIS WAY? ALRIGHT FINE. WHERE IS EDISON? I WANT HIS HEAD. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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SOMEONE TELL PATTY THAT SHE IS JUST A SHOVEL "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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ALSO, FIGURED OUT THAT WHOLE GRANDFATHER PARADOX THING. TURNS OUT TO BE SIMPLER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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