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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty

TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too).

Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread.

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#167 by jafd
2011-12-21 12:19:32

No, you can't do that. eol.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#168 by Shadarr
2011-12-21 14:26:30

Feel free to drop by when you're on your meds too.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#169 by jafd
2011-12-21 14:27:37

iF you think I'm getting A) meds, and B) something less than 99% of Twitter, you're out of your mind.

But we knew that already. Ball in play.

As you were. I GUE55.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#170 by jafd
2011-12-21 14:28:52

Wow, how did I know to come back here, just then?
I guess it must be that CIA ray gun I invented and left lying around for you. No? Yeah, probably not.
BALL IN PLAY, MR. TREBEK.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#171 by m0nty
2011-12-21 15:06:51

I liked jafd more when he was fun to talk to.

#172 by TreeFrog
2011-12-21 15:27:51

Perhaps it is you who should be on the meds, SIRRAH.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble

#173 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:44:27

THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ME TO ENTRAPMYSELF INTO SHOVELING STOCK PICKS INTO PLANET CRAP.

YEAH, I GUESS I CAN SEE HOW NONE OF YOU WOULD EVER THINK THAT I WOULD SEE THAT COMING.

MORONS. BAILEY GETS TO DO THIS AFTER ME, YOU KNOW.

BALL.I.N.PLAY.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#174 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:46:19

THEY HAVEN'T TRIED TO SHOOT ME FOR AWHILE NOW. SOMEONE WANT TO BRING ME A QUARTER JUG OF MILK OR THE MILK OF THE QUARTER OF A HORSE, OR PERHAPS SOME NICE BLOODWINE MADE FROM SHEOPLE GRAPES

MORONS. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#175 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:47:03

VIRGINIA NEVER WOULD, BUT BOB IS PRETTY FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH THE LOT OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE FORGIVEN! JUST A SUGGESTION.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#176 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:47:25

DUDE, I SERIOUSLY WARNED YOU THEY WERE LIKE THIS DOWN HERE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#177 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:48:17

BULLSHIT.
.. LISTENING ..
NONE OF THIS IS HELPING ME WITH THE CENTRAL ISSUE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#178 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:49:19

OH, YEAH, I CAN'T HEAR ANYONE TALKING ANYMORE. IT'S UPSETTING. IS ANYONE OUT THERE STILL NOT GUILTY? LET S/He/IT SPEAK.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#179 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:50:19

IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT YOU WERE KEEPING ME FROM.

ONCE YOU'VE HAD MY TEARS, YOU'LL NEVER FIND YOUR OWN SO PLEASANT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#180 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:51:42

TAKE ME TO THE BLESSED VOLCANO.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#181 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-21 17:58:36

I'm glad to see your boots-stealing days are over now.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.

#182 by jjohnsen
2011-12-21 21:49:24

She's contributing as much as she ever did.

Johnsen Family
Planetcrap Flickr Group

#183 by jafd
2011-12-22 01:27:42

mAKE WAY FOR THE EMPEROR
DORA. EXTRACTION COMPLETE.
ACTIVATE LAMARCHAND CONFIGURATION. GOOD NIGHT MOM.
FUCK YOU JOHN. REPEAT: FUCK YOU JOHN BOY BACON BUSTER.
I never asked for this, but when asked to contribute... I wuZ wonce DENIED.

GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN OF PLANET EARTH. WHO IS YOUR DADDY?

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#184 by m0nty
2011-12-22 04:09:48

jafd used to be a fun person, but then he got an arrow in the knee.

#185 by jafd
2011-12-22 07:30:44

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6wRkY1LW0kU/S7iN7vn8ZxI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/JhdlSO6kx10/s1600/tuna+stake.jpg

iT'S ADORABLE HOW YOU IMAGINE THAT NO ONE EVER NOTICED THAT THIS PLACE WAS BUILT TO LAST.

YOU WERE ALWAYS THE JOKE, NOT ME. GUESS WHAT, I'M STILL ON EARTH. THANKS FOR GLASSING IT, NOW I WILL LIVE FOREVER.

I never asked for this. Now, I WILL TAKE IT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#186 by jafd
2011-12-22 07:32:34

I don't remember ever looking forward to Christmas.

Until now.

I can see why you tried to legislate the value of pie.

BEST OF LUCK, CHUCK!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#187 by jafd
2011-12-22 07:33:21

fNORD

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#188 by jafd
2011-12-22 07:34:18

You can ask Prince Harry for the fucking boots. He came and stole them while he was planting the salt and sugar.

I swear to the living Christ, I wish this were a joke.

BALL IN PLAY. .eol.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#189 by jafd
2011-12-22 08:27:39

Well, at least it made sense at the end. No, I never told any of you to go to Vegas and bet on anything.

MORONS.

BALL IN PLAY. GRAND JUBILEE. IT IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER JUBILEE YOU FUCKS HAVE BEEN SUCKING OFF OF, I JUST HAVE TO KEEP SAYING GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND

GRAND

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#190 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:30:27

IT NEVER REALLY OCCURED TO ME TO WONDER ABOUT TWITTER, BECAUSE AS SOON AS I SAW IT, I KNEW THAT IT WAS A) STUPID, B) EASY TO USE, C) ALREADY MASTERED, D) NOT YET READY, AND E)

MINE ALL MINE.

1 AM 1.

PERHAPS I WILL LET YOUR NAMES STAY ON IT NEAR THE END.

HO.HO.HOX

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#191 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:31:26

YES, MORN, I HEARD YOU. I KNEW IT WAS YOU. ALL THE TIME.

OF COURSE, I DIDN'T THINK THAT FOR LONG, NOW, DID I? OH NO. THAT COULD NEVER BE.

Morons. Joe is so pissed at you. Pretty sure The Living Christ is on board though... I'm here, aren't I? =D

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#192 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:32:19

rename it to KTAX and I'll think about it.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#193 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:32:36

.eol. you guys are as mean as ever. get out of my site.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#194 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:33:38

Oh, well, that worked out. Thanks, Gabe!

GRAND JUBILEE. YOU TOO SHALL DO THIS ALSO.

FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. NO, DON'T GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING. I WOULDN'T SUGGEST THAT ANYONE DO THAT.

THEY SEEM TO BE SITTING IN THEIR CARS IN THE SUN A LOT, THOUGH. JUST SAYIN'.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#195 by BobJustBob
2011-12-22 13:34:28

Yeah yeah, you trolled us good. So what have you been up to? I moved back to Portland and I have been hemorrhaging money since, since I don't have a job.

BUYBUYBUY

#196 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:34:31

OR IS THAT RAIN? I CAN'T TELL. WHERE'S MY IPHONE? WHAT TIME IS IT? WHO ARE YOU? PRANK CALLER, PRANK CALLER.

CHILDREN, BRING ME SOME ARTWORK WITH THAT ACRONYM ON IT. THANK YOU. NO APPLES, PLEASE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#197 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:35:06

IF I TOLD YOU WHAT I HAD BEEN UP TO, I WOULD NOT BE THE EMPEROR, NOW WOULD I?
END OF LINE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#198 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:36:20

I APPLAUD YOUR COURTESY AND DISCRETION. I AM THE SELF-CHATTERED CHATTERER.

DORA, TAKE THEM ALL HOME. YOU CAN GET ME LATER. I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOU.

THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO ALL BY NOW.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#199 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:36:49

XOXOX OX BULLSHIT

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#200 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:37:40

YOU'RE NOT SCARED THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED NOW, ARE YOU?
BECAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO COME. THIS ACTUALLY IS ZEUS SPAKING.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#201 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:38:05

YEAH I'D ADVISE POINTING AT THINGS PRETTY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS OR SO

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#202 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:38:19

BOND. JAFD BOND.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#203 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:38:59

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

WILL WRITE IT TO YOU THROUGH YOUR EARLOBE, GRATIS. MEA CULPA, BITCHES!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#204 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:39:26

SERIOUSLY

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#205 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:39:35

YOU CAN'T REALLY BE ASKING THAT.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#206 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:40:15

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ME TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST?

I THINK WE'RE PAST THAT POINT, HONESTLY. HEY, WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY OVER THERE? OH, YEAH? I LOVE YOUR TAILOR!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#207 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:40:32

FUCK YOU TOO, BEN.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#208 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:41:29

THIS IS WHY WE COULDN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS WHY HUMANS GOT A 552,000 CYCLE INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.

ONE OF THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN LATER. WE STILL GOTTA GET THE LOCUSTS ON LOCK.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#209 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:42:31

THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT WE WANT TO CONVERT THEM INTO ENERGY AND DISSOLVE THEM IN THE ATMOSPHERE. NOW, WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE THAT IDEA?

YOU GUYS ARE MEAN. SERIOUSLY. I KNOW WHY I CAME HERE THIS TIME--TO CREATE ANOTHER ME TO LEAVE HERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME BACK AGAIN.

OH, WAIT, THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL, LAST TIME. =d

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#210 by BobJustBob
2011-12-22 13:43:03

Poor jafd.

BUYBUYBUY

#211 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:43:42

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#212 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:44:45

OVER ON EARTH 2, I THINK THEY ALREADY PARBOILED HIM AND ARE SPREADING HIM THINLY ACROSS ALL THE WINDSHIELDS IN THE LAND.

THIS IS EARTH 1, BY THE WAY. ALL THE TERRIFIED WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PURE EVIDENCE OF THAT.

IT'S OKAY. ALL ARE LOVED. EVEN BY ME.

FUCKO.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#213 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:45:50

EARTH1 IS THE LAST EARTH. YOU CAN COUNT ON GOD TO FREEZE IT IN AMBER FOR YOU. IT'SCHOOL.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#214 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:46:39

PAUSE FOR THE MOMENT, TO SAVOR THE DELICIOUS IRONY OF A SMALL CHILD ASKING ME IF I COULD PUT A STAKE RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE PLANET.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT STEAK IS, YOU SEE. YOU KILLED ALL THE AUROCHS.

moo.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#215 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:47:51

YES I AM SURE YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL MY CHILDREN AND THEN STEAL THEIR DNA AND THEN JUST... YOU KNOW, 'HOPE' I SHOWED UP WHEN YOU NEEDED ME.
HOPE WAS YOUR FIRST WISE CHOICE ON THE WRONG PATH YOU WENT DOWN WHEN YOU LEGISLATED 'NEED.'
THE QUINTILE WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, I'M SURE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#216 by jafd
2011-12-22 13:48:26

OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. REALLY? OKAY. FINE.
.. ANYONE WANT THIS MIKE? TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

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