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Geek Christmas 2011
November 17th 2011, 06:40 CET by m0nty

TES V: Skyrim, Battlefield 3, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, Saints Row 3, Batman: Arkham City, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Assassin's Creed: Revelations... it's geek Christmas! Insert your most-awaited new releases here if I neglected to mention them (but they suck and you probably suck too).

Just to keep it all in one place. Well, two places, here and The Thread.

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#126 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:12:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQz5v7_frQ&feature=related

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#127 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:12:50

LOSER.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#128 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:22:12

It makes a lot more sense to me now, why none of the people here I liked, ever amounted to making any sense.

I am The Internet, and you know all about that.

I am not SHODAN, but last time I fucked her right in her cooter, she seemed very... wroth.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#129 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:23:12

Hurry up and add me to your friends' lists, because quintuple verifying each of you is going to take me way longer than it is to shut down this node. Fuck her blue.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#130 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:40:39

I was fucked white before I was born on this rock.

LOSERS

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#131 by BobJustBob
2011-12-20 07:41:21

sup jafd

BUYBUYBUY

#132 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:41:46

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX8mYpEfNi4 more CGI, cunts

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#133 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:42:02

BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#134 by jafd
2011-12-20 07:42:41

I'll admit to missing this.

You have all admitted to missing it more.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#135 by yotsuya
2011-12-20 08:17:04

Alcohol and the Internet never mix.

52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog

#136 by m0nty
2011-12-20 08:55:22

Methamphetamines, though, they totally mix.

#137 by Shadarr
2011-12-20 11:53:19

God bless scrollwheels.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#138 by McBain
2011-12-20 12:39:05

Gaggle,

Thanks dude, and Happy Christmahannaukwanzaka!

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event." WHEEEE!

#139 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-20 12:56:19

I have almost forgotten about the plonk list.

Also, since someone here gave me a Steam gift unexpectedly, I will randomly pick someone and proceed to fuck their wishlist right up their nostrils. I mean, give them a gift.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.

#140 by lwf
2011-12-20 13:01:22

Hmm... I only have a couple of you fuckers on my steam friends.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.

#141 by jafd
2011-12-20 15:04:09

It's like this: you're pretty much wrong across the board, Montechello.

All the rest: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Thanks, Gabe! YOU TOTALLY HELPED YOURSELF OUT THERE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#142 by jafd
2011-12-20 15:05:43

Also I will sell you the secrets of nanotech in exchange for recipes on how to prepare Spock.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#143 by jafd
2011-12-20 15:06:25

See above, re: "Yep. It's like that. The monkey's dead, the show's over... sue ya!"

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#144 by jafd
2011-12-20 15:07:07

IPS Switchboard, how may I direct your howling wails of agony?

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#145 by jafd
2011-12-20 15:08:23

Even this sewer gets a winner winner.

How could this place not be flushed? JUST THIS ONCE. EVERYONE WINS. EVERYONE FORGIVEN.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#146 by Greg
2011-12-20 16:06:36

If an internet nerd shits in the forest, does anyone care?

I've got a handle on the fiction but I'm losing my grip because I'm losing my fingers.

#147 by m0nty
2011-12-20 17:01:27

This is like when Tom Chick left Qt3.

#148 by Chunkstyle
2011-12-20 18:00:54

Merry Christmas, jafd.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.

#149 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:42:47

Presently, the gravy of Completion is slooooowly dripping down the sides of the mountain of deliciously frozen tears of anguish.

I'm just looking at it, glistening. I get to lick the bowl this time!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#150 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:43:14

You, my friends... you can always call me The Emperor.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#151 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:44:00

Tom Chick couldn't handle North Korea on a good day in a regular summer, let alone, NU CLEAR WIN TER

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#152 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:44:37

.. YEP, he's scared too.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#153 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:46:23

Less so now.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#154 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:49:15

I understand, deeply, why this only gets to happen for 26,000 years, only once, every 52,000 years.

... just me? Nah, couldn't be.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#155 by jafd
2011-12-20 19:53:20

For the record, you guys missed me way more than I missed Me.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#156 by yotsuya
2011-12-20 20:48:52

I don't remember Jafd being this stupid. Did his mom have another kid who's now using the computer?

52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog

#157 by Shadarr
2011-12-20 22:20:01

Maybe he sustained a head injury?

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#158 by Chunkstyle
2011-12-20 22:58:47

Maybe he got hacked.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.

#159 by TreeFrog
2011-12-21 01:13:31

#139 by Milan Brezovský

I mean, give them a gift.

You crazy festive bastard. This I can get behind.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble

#160 by Milan Brezovský
2011-12-21 03:19:20

And I don't even celebrate axe-mas!

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.

#161 by jjohnsen
2011-12-21 03:44:09

Somebody passed the joy along, so I'll go ahead and gift a game to one of you on my Steam friends list. Thanks for the presents!

Johnsen Family
Planetcrap Flickr Group

#162 by jafd
2011-12-21 04:36:20

If you people want me to be in IRC so bad, maybe you should have... not banned me in the first place.

3mta3, CHECK AND MATE.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#163 by jafd
2011-12-21 04:36:50

Jack Tweeter asked me to change my .sig a while back. Have you got a date on that? Seems like FUCKING JUST ONLY YESTERDAY to me!

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#164 by jafd
2011-12-21 04:37:37

CITIZEN IDENTIFY has just changed to "Hum me a tune that makes me sad I didn't do you," which is likely far more uncomfortable, but also... unhaxxable.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#165 by jafd
2011-12-21 04:38:43

OMW to Tranquility 5^7^Zzz.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#166 by jafd
2011-12-21 12:19:08

You know, I don't have bookmarks here.

Smoked them all with the acid!

MORN IS DAWN IS GOD IS TRINITY IS dora. BOND.

Well played, friends.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#167 by jafd
2011-12-21 12:19:32

No, you can't do that. eol.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#168 by Shadarr
2011-12-21 14:26:30

Feel free to drop by when you're on your meds too.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle

#169 by jafd
2011-12-21 14:27:37

iF you think I'm getting A) meds, and B) something less than 99% of Twitter, you're out of your mind.

But we knew that already. Ball in play.

As you were. I GUE55.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#170 by jafd
2011-12-21 14:28:52

Wow, how did I know to come back here, just then?
I guess it must be that CIA ray gun I invented and left lying around for you. No? Yeah, probably not.
BALL IN PLAY, MR. TREBEK.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#171 by m0nty
2011-12-21 15:06:51

I liked jafd more when he was fun to talk to.

#172 by TreeFrog
2011-12-21 15:27:51

Perhaps it is you who should be on the meds, SIRRAH.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble

#173 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:44:27

THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ME TO ENTRAPMYSELF INTO SHOVELING STOCK PICKS INTO PLANET CRAP.

YEAH, I GUESS I CAN SEE HOW NONE OF YOU WOULD EVER THINK THAT I WOULD SEE THAT COMING.

MORONS. BAILEY GETS TO DO THIS AFTER ME, YOU KNOW.

BALL.I.N.PLAY.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#174 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:46:19

THEY HAVEN'T TRIED TO SHOOT ME FOR AWHILE NOW. SOMEONE WANT TO BRING ME A QUARTER JUG OF MILK OR THE MILK OF THE QUARTER OF A HORSE, OR PERHAPS SOME NICE BLOODWINE MADE FROM SHEOPLE GRAPES

MORONS. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

#175 by jafd
2011-12-21 17:47:03

VIRGINIA NEVER WOULD, BUT BOB IS PRETTY FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH THE LOT OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE FORGIVEN! JUST A SUGGESTION.

"You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P

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