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RIP Steve Jobs
October 6th 2011, 04:21 CEST by CheesyPoof I was late to the Apple wagon, but I'm glad that I jumped on. Thanks Steve. |
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It makes sense, since while each of you is lying in bed, masturbating into your own feces EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, right before you wake up, a clone of yourself who is about to go to sleep, whispers into the ear of its human lover, and on the other side of the planet, you think "WoW, Will Smith looks SO HAPPY on that movie poster. I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM. Yeah, don't do it that way. Fucko. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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THANKS FOR THE PROFIT SHARING, BITCH. YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY OPENED A WORMHOLE TO HELL, AND PISSED OFF THE JAFFE. Guess which one goes better for everyone? Here's a hint: They are both good for everyone. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Dude, I -am- Chuck Norris. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Also, I just hacked the entire planet with my mind, and Dora says I can keep it, until God says No, or I just, you know... STOP BEING REALLY PISSED, REALLY BORED, REALLY HIT BY A GODDAMN CAR, REALLY WAS A FUCKING STRAIGHT UP HIT, AND THEN IT obviously, obviously, OBVIOUSLY GOT A WHOLE LOT FUCKING WORSE. I am Duke Nukem's Word Made Flesh. You are gunna fucking miss me, tell you what. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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RETURN THE WINGS TO THE EAGLE, AND PREPARE THE SALINE SOLUTIONS. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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This is how The Game is played. What, you thought I was bluffing? Silly rabbit. Jafd is MADE of Kids. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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RELEASE THE HOUNDS. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Here's my chop. If you come for blood, you'll get plenty of mine. PAINT MY HOUSE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Did I stutter? Well? Do I? "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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WISH GRANTED. CHECK AND MATE. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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I will admit that my eyeballs are mildly less stressed than they were 25 years ago, but... not by much. As you were. Ball... in play. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Okay, now I'm just masturbating in front of you. Who would be interested in seeing that? That hardly seems fair, tome. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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leslie does this stuff better. |
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Come to think of it, Charlie Sheen does this stuff better. |
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activate cry baby. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Oh, nice job, you just summoned Alfred Hitchcock. I'm sure The Birds will be TOTALLY A MORE PLEASANT OPTION THAN THE JAFFE. AS IF YOU STILL HAD A JOICE, PUNY PUNYLINGS. WON WON WON 3. (I never asked for this.) "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Aw, he's so cute! "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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DID YOU FIND ALL THE PIECES OF THE PEACE OF JOBS? I STILL NEED A GIZMO AND A WHOSITS AND A PARDON AND A DIPLOMA AND A BIG FUCK YOU FROM THE SKYE YOU BURNED ENJOY. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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You know, I was willing to let the whole the rest in peace, and then... someone stole from me, and then, they stole from my family. Now that I understand who those ewe people are, of course, have at it: there's plenty of fresh scraps! Long story short: I really do forgive you all! I'll be sure to not use this account, I am sure it gets in the weigh. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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yeah, I am like all that. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Oh, I remember this. Being a part of this was a total blast. W,WDTEM? Don't worry, soldiers. You would seriously not believe the NDA I had to sign. Solid. |
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I love you so much right now. Let me buy you a pack of gum, I will show you how to choose it. |
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Now, I know what you're thinking, you who doesn't no who to reed. You're thinking, "this is a trainwreck. I am supremely confident in the knowledge that this is alllll bullshit, and since I love bullshit, I am rapt with attention, at the spectacle of the Aurouchian Schatten Freude. I know what you mean. Who do you think invented the Schattentek? Come on, Eileen? Now, coming up, however, is a rare opportunity. One will find many of these coming up. I have brought Us and We, and the Eye in I, a rich, glorious harvest. I recognize this does nothing to make up for the last 38 being non-existent, but there is something that I would wish to be made clearly understood: I was busy, and I was not done doing nothing yet. Ask me about my Triple Lindling, never! Now, let's get back to you. Not ewe; that really is not a nice way for anyone to talk about their mother, regardless of the tameness, or lack thereof, of the goose. You're thinking, "well, it's got a nice beat and I can dance to it, so nice that I can't even stop to wonder why I keep doing it!" Well, at least one of you are. I just thought it; KATETCH. Behold the screenshot of ultimate pwnage d0minae station. Link follows. |
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You are not fooling anyone, you know. |
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You mean it is really jafd and not John Titor who is doing a bad impersonation of a hybrid cylon? |
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Who is asking, and by what rite of authority? THIS IS IMPORTANT %; |
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Oh, I see you two have met. I DECLARE A THUMB WAR. I'll be over here. Seething. |
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Paul! I thought your daughter was King Kong? |
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Of course I don't remember the login to the IRC server. I'm in kindergarten, YOU IDIOT. |
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The three most under-appreciated guitar players, ever, are Alex, Life, and Son. If you ask me how many fingers I have, you will only get One.
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I like this icon. Shut up. What's PC? Is that anything like... oh, never mind. If you ask me how many fingers I have, you will only get One.
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I spent 10 minutes today clicking on all my Twitter spam. In the midst of this, I thought, "Hell, I could just play WoW and at least I might find a Lotus!" I can see why caffeine use is regulated. Suckers. |
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Teehee Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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That is not me. This is your A game? You guys should hire better Bonds. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Do the boots fit yet? |
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You didn't send the boots back? For shame. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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I think he traded them for the hat. "You've just defined what's rude for everyone, not just you. Thanks, I needed help with that." - Matt P
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Thinking... |
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Stop it! |
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Well, it's better than when DKI started spamming the site with long messages. Actually it would be awesome if DKI would pop back in and make a few Thinking... posts for good measure. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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You're not DKI. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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