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Our long national nightmare averted - NFL season is on, fantasy football owners rejoice. And other sportsy topics.
August 2nd 2011, 21:32 CEST by Trunks

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#153 by Trunks
2011-08-31 23:10:26
Guess I didn't have to...but in case Shadarr edits it after a m0nty payoff, we'll have the original evidence!

#154 by BobJustBob
2011-08-31 23:16:33
Yes. If I go to pcrap.football.cbssports.com it asks for a login but I can view the article from the direct link.

Good stuff.

BUYBUYBUY
#155 by Dethstryk
2011-08-31 23:28:57
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Someone taking a defense and kicker in anything but the last two rounds is the type of person I like to draft against!

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#156 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-01 01:22:31
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
That is good stuff, Shadarr. Mainly because those were my exact thoughts you had at the end...

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#157 by jjohnsen
2011-09-01 01:25:31
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I took D first and made it to the playoffs last year.

#158 by jjohnsen
2011-09-01 01:25:46
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'll probably do it again this year as well.

#159 by jjohnsen
2011-09-01 01:26:31
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Because I've done it that way three times now and I love tradition.

#160 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-01 01:27:04
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Also, I still don't know what to do about Foster. I am of two minds. AP will be gone, so I am either drafting Foster, who could never be right this season. Or I could skip him and get Johnsen, who may miss a few games at the very least...

I am thinking I can't pass Foster up. Even if it means a wasted pick in the long run, it would be better than passing and watch him tear it up this season...

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#161 by Dethstryk
2011-09-01 01:28:49
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Both Foster and Johnson scare the crap out of me. Foster's hamstring is turning into the "lingering" category which sounds disastrous to me, and Johnson seems to me that he's going to be even more injury prone combining the lockout plus his hold out. Peterson is the safest bet out of all of these guys.

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#162 by Shadarr
2011-09-01 02:50:08
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
The hardest part about writing articles for the PCFFL is coming up with a headline that's shorter than their ridiculous character limit.  If I said "Redbeards Owner" or "Paul Montgomery" there wasn't enough left to say what he did.  It's like super-twitter.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#163 by Trunks
2011-09-01 07:04:08
Less than 24 hours until draft time.

#164 by McBain
2011-09-01 18:59:52
I'm taking Montario Hardesty with the first pick.

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event."  WHEEEE!
#165 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-01 20:35:59
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Given the safestest pick of the top three RBs is Peterson. Now someone tell McBain to let me have him.

I did a mock draft yesterday and I think even though it mostly useless, it did open my eyes to how I should be drafting a bit. Got a new strategy ready to roll.

See you future losers at the draft tonight!

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#166 by Gunp01nt
2011-09-01 21:44:46
supersimon33@hotmail.com
There exists a person named Montario Hardesty? An actual person as opposed to a character from bad fiction writing?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#167 by G-Man
2011-09-01 21:55:14
Isn't your name some sort of ridiculous Dutch monstrosity?
#168 by Trunks
2011-09-01 21:55:30
Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montario_Hardesty

#169 by Dethstryk
2011-09-01 23:35:26
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Hardesty is on my Madden 12 fantasy franchise and because he's done some good for me, I'm drafting him with my 2nd pick.

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#170 by Dethstryk
2011-09-01 23:59:36
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Chris Johnson's draft stock just shot up. He apparently signed a 50+ million contrat, 30-something guaranteed.

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#171 by CheesyPoof
2011-09-02 00:10:08
#120 by Trunks

So draft order would be:
1. McBain
2. Perkins
3. yot
4. Trunks
5. eggy
6. Deth
7. Wudi
8. Shadarr
9. jj
10. lwf
11. Poof
12. m0nty

I'm putting Deth first as he's been itching to get in for a couple years now.


I'm in the draft room and this totally isn't the order that it's showing me. Yes, I'm 5 hours early since I wanted to check it out and I saw the link for it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#172 by Dethstryk
2011-09-02 00:17:12
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Yeah, it's showing me this, reading it left to right:

1. McBain
2. Me
3. Yot
4. Shadarr
5. Trunks
6. Perkins
7. Zep
8. Egg
9. lwf
10. Cheesey
11. m0nty
12. jj

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#173 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-02 02:10:36
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Hmmm... I guess we'll see if I agonized over the second pick for nothing!

Also, I really hope Montario makes it big so we can hear his name a lot. That's a fantastic name.

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#174 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:11:30
M0nty should be last and I believe I should be second to last since we played in the final?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#175 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:16:27
Maybe not, I don't remember what happened at all.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#176 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:19:19
I think the order is correct. Based on this info: http://www.planetcrap.com/topics/1229/960/#comments

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#177 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:19:52
Oh no, m0nty should be last, obviously.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#178 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:30:01
I think the order should be:

McBain
Yot
Perkins
Trunks
lwf
Deth
Zep
shadarr
cheesy
eggy
jj
m0nty

This is based on playoff progression (winner's bracket) and standings (loser's bracket, for teams with equal records, the team with the lowest points scored gets the higher draft spot). Does that sound right?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#179 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:38:15
Or is it only the finalists that get bumped to the back regardless of record?

I'm freakin' out here.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#180 by lwf
2011-09-02 02:41:26
Just gonna keep going... It looks like in 2009 we went based all on record except the champ and runner up got last picks. I think next year we should do a lottery for the first 5 picks.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#181 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-02 03:01:04
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
lwf

The order was defined above. Was that so bad?

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#182 by CheesyPoof
2011-09-02 03:09:16
I played m0nty in the finals, so I'm not sure what pot lwf was smoking.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#183 by Dethstryk
2011-09-02 03:11:33
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Three hours, suckers.

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#184 by lwf
2011-09-02 03:16:15
How do you explain this post then, Cheesy? And this one?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#185 by McBain
2011-09-02 03:49:13
LWF, I'm sorry, I really don't understand what you're trying to show us.

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event."  WHEEEE!
#186 by lwf
2011-09-02 03:54:26
That JJ and m0nty played each other in the finals.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#187 by lwf
2011-09-02 03:58:01
Sorry guys I meant to link to these two posts, first where cheesy laments not making the final, and next where JJ laments losing to m0nty a day after the season had ended.

http://www.planetcrap.com/topics/1229/962/#comments
http://www.planetcrap.com/topics/1229/970/#comments

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#188 by lwf
2011-09-02 04:00:31
Smoking gun. In your face cheesy! Now you get a higher pick! Ha!

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#189 by McBain
2011-09-02 04:07:53
Ah... that clears it up.

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event."  WHEEEE!
#190 by CheesyPoof
2011-09-02 04:09:52
Fucking hell. I could have sworn I was in the final. How could I have lost to the Teen Brides? Bah! I'll just take some more of that crack I was smoking.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#191 by CheesyPoof
2011-09-02 04:51:44
OH boy, Trunks just 'fixed' it. Oh noes, I'm messing up our draft.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#192 by Trunks
2011-09-02 04:52:56
I'm in the middle of fixing it. If I remember right, the end of the draft should be based on the finals, the rest were based on record.

#193 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-02 09:58:42
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I'm really digging my draft. It could be really good. It could also nose dive. Whatever it is, it'll be a fun season. Fun to have most everyone there for the draft.

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#194 by Wudi
2011-09-02 14:37:34
2 hours? Seriously...you dicks taking the full 2 minutes every round need to stop that shit for next year. *RAGE*

Zep--

w0rd up!
#195 by Shadarr
2011-09-02 21:15:00
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I don't like my draft, but I guess they could win me over.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#196 by jjohnsen
2011-09-02 23:29:08
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Sorry I didn't make it, work came up.

#197 by jjohnsen
2011-09-02 23:29:35
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Wow, I didn't even remember I was in the finals last years.  You guys suck.

#198 by Matt Perkins
2011-09-03 01:48:53
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I liked the speed of our draft just fine. Also, this will be Stafford's year, I feel it! (/me prays)

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#199 by lwf
2011-09-03 01:54:39
Zep managed to take less time than anyone drafting, including the autopilots.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#200 by Shadarr
2011-09-03 02:10:10
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
He also drafted the Cardinals' third string TE so y'know, different people have different priorities.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#201 by Dethstryk
2011-09-03 02:43:11
jemartin@tcainternet.com
I was pretty quick, but that's because I'm a machine ready to crush this league with my pectoral lasers.

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#202 by lwf
2011-09-03 02:51:15
Your team is pretty good. You fucking ganked Ryan Grant from me. I hope he loses a knee.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
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