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Duke Nukem Forever - IT'S DONE!! (Confirmed for May 2011)
February 10th 2011, 23:46 CET by FrankZulu

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#45 by LPMiller
2011-02-13 03:36:37
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
according to reseller ratings, they are much better. I dunno, my friend was happy. I'm just throwing them out there.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#46 by Shadarr
2011-02-13 10:14:25
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
It must suck to live places that aren't full of Asians.  I've never actually put a computer together myself, but I always pick my components.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#47 by FrankZulu
2011-02-13 13:42:53
Some more gameplay footage...
#48 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-13 15:12:24
http://uglycode.com
Argh, he's so full of shit and the game looks awful.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#49 by gaggle
2011-02-13 15:48:28
This makes me more excited than any of the Duke footage.


I can't believe it got leaked though. The story is that an early build of Crysis 2 is out on the Intarwebs containing the full story and multiplayer. That is not good news for a game just a month from release.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#50 by anaqer
2011-02-13 16:17:26
The last leak I bothered with was Stalker. THAT was a proper alpha, not this "oh it's sooo unfinished" bullshit.

t ¤ mp3/week05 - sometimes fires go out
"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
#51 by lwf
2011-02-13 18:02:20
I kept trying to skip ahead in that Crysis video to where I could see something, but it was just black the whole time. I'll take Duke.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#52 by LPMiller
2011-02-13 18:37:35
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
#46 by Shadarr
It must suck to live places that aren't full of Asians.  I've never actually put a computer together myself, but I always pick my components.



We have Asians, but no Fry's, and all the local nerd shops are way too expensive and crappy. We do have a Microcenter, at least.

I would kill for a Fry's to open up here though.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#53 by gaggle
2011-02-14 04:49:05
Speaking of Asians,

Interesting video on the developed world vs. the developing world.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#54 by jjohnsen
2011-02-14 06:58:23
http://www.johnsenclan.com
LP I bought mine about six years ago.  With the constant raves I hear about them now they must have fixed something.

#55 by jjohnsen
2011-02-14 06:59:34
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I had to go to a funeral for a three-year-old yesterday.  The daughter of a guy that works for me passed away last week.  Kid funerals are horrible and I really have to figure out a way to never attend another one without feeing guilty.

#56 by mgns
2011-02-14 16:30:37
Yeah, it's not supposed to happen like that, is it? Children should bury their parents. No parent would want it any other way, I believe.

"Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
- Heinrich Heine
#57 by jjohnsen
2011-02-14 18:55:44
http://www.johnsenclan.com
It was also an open casket.  I'll be fine if I never see another open casket again.

#58 by Jamie
2011-02-14 19:06:20
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Geez. I'm not sure I could take an open casket funeral for a child. That's pretty much worst nightmare material for me.

On a lighter note, both my kids got a projectile vomiting stomach bug over the last few days. My 4 year old was downright pathetic in a heart wrenching kind of way when she's pleading for something to drink and saying "But I'm super, super thirsty!" and I couldn't let her have anything because she couldn't keep even water down. Of course, I neglected to take the cup off her bathroom counter, so in the middle of the night she got up, chugged like five cups of water, then promptly sprayed it all over every surface in her bedroom. Fun times.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#59 by mgns
2011-02-14 19:09:49
Not that we're looking to get pregnant over here, but if it happens anyway, should I just go ahead and tile everything as a precautionary measure?

"Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
- Heinrich Heine
#60 by Jibble
2011-02-14 19:31:29
Better to just line the walls, floors, furniture, electronics...well, I guess everything...with plastic. That way you can just remove the soiled portion and replace as necessary.

Or you could just strap a puke bag to their face. Your call, really.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#61 by Jamie
2011-02-14 19:41:52
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Nah, here's a secret: poop, barf, and all that stuff wash off.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#62 by CheesyPoof
2011-02-14 19:46:13
Maybe, but it's really gross to wash it. My non-parent head tells me that they're little people and that volume of gross should be small, but I bet it isn't. I bet they barf and poop incredible amounts for their size.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#63 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-14 19:53:39
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Maybe, but it's really gross to wash it. My non-parent head tells me that they're little people and that volume of gross should be small, but I bet it isn't. I bet they barf and poop incredible amounts for their size.

As a non parent, you have great insight into what it is like being a parent. I will remember the time my son projectile pooped on me for the rest of my life most likely.

To be fair, there are a LOT of other memories I think of first. It all balances out I guess...

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#64 by Jamie
2011-02-14 19:58:28
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
#62 by CheesyPoof

Maybe, but it's really gross to wash it.

The first time, yes. But it's surprising how quickly it becomes routine.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#65 by Jibble
2011-02-14 20:01:15
Trying to get vomit out of carpet doesn't sound like much fun to me, even the thirtieth time.

And this is from a guy who has cleaned a number of horrifying shitsplosions in his time. There's something about the smell of vomit that is uniquely terrible to me.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#66 by mgns
2011-02-14 20:33:13
I maybe would have told her that she can drink all the water she wants to, but she'd have to sleep in the bathtub or something.

"Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
- Heinrich Heine
#67 by yotsuya
2011-02-14 21:20:05
Jamie-

You're stifling a bloggable science experiment there!

#68 by Jamie
2011-02-14 21:42:18
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
That's actually brilliant. I can't wait until the next time they get the stomach flu.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#69 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-14 22:10:01
http://uglycode.com
All that in a DNF thread! How appropriate.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#70 by Jamie
2011-02-14 22:15:30
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Mostly because the top thread at any given time is also the off topic thread. Mostly.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#71 by jjohnsen
2011-02-14 23:35:36
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I've never been to a home with kids that doesn't have some kind of stain on the carpet or walls that couldn't get all the way clean.

#72 by Jibble
2011-02-14 23:48:06
I have thus far been lucky in that regard. I don't expect it to last forever.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#73 by G-Man
2011-02-15 02:39:38
You should keep your babies in mylar bags so they retain their value better.
#74 by Sgt Hulka
2011-02-15 08:02:55
Yeah I'm back. I'm thinking about making a game or something again.  No more strategy guides for me.  The time to earning ratio is pitiful.  I think I was making close to minimum wage on my last book, and I'm talking minimum wage from 1987.

#75 by bishop
2011-02-15 08:13:42
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
You should drop by IRC sometime.
#76 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-15 10:38:02
http://uglycode.com
So, I've having this problem with my X-Tree Gold...

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#77 by Greg
2011-02-15 16:26:11
JJ - Why do you consider an open casket funeral any different from a viewing?

#78 by jjohnsen
2011-02-15 19:04:47
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I don't, they're both horrible.

#79 by jjohnsen
2011-02-15 19:05:08
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Of course with a funeral you can avoid the casket, with a viewing you can't.

#80 by Jibble
2011-02-15 19:07:21
No open casket for me, thanks. In fact, no casket at all. Burn me to dust and carry pocketfuls of me around to throw in the faces of people you hate, for all I care.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#81 by bishop
2011-02-15 19:08:36
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
one ounce of jibble per pound of powdered sugar!
#82 by Ashiran
2011-02-16 00:18:25
So as it turns out both the apologists and the nay-sayers were right. The game will be released and 3D Realms is never to finish Duke Nukem Forever.

Nothing but winners!

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#83 by Fugazi(werking)
2011-02-16 04:56:54
I think to celebrate I will warez Duken Nukem Forever-it will feel like the 90s again!

#84 by Sgt Hulka
2011-02-16 08:16:19
X-Tree Gold. Wow.  I was the king of X-Tree at one time.

#85 by Gunp01nt
2011-02-16 16:38:13
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Fun fact: Duke Nukem Forever will be released one month before the 20th anniversary of the first Duke Nukem game.

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#86 by CheesyPoof
2011-02-16 17:30:32
It's pretty staggering how long DNF has been in development. I was just checking the wiki page to remind me and I read that it was announced in April of 1997. I started work in February of '97 and am approaching my 14th service anniversary. Cripes. There really needs to be a book or three about this and some business school case studies.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#87 by Sgt Hulka
2011-02-18 08:12:03
F*ck Sh$T Stack!

#88 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-18 13:16:46
http://uglycode.com
SEEN IT

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#89 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-18 21:29:46
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Have seen it, but love that video.

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#90 by Jamie
2011-02-18 21:37:52
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Hated it.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#91 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-18 22:11:03
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
You apparently have no respect for good lyrics:
Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb.
Run on and on and on.
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh.


and

I make references to weaponry
Ancient or new
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason
other than to create a false sense of importance
of which I could never retain on my own.
I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity
So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me.


"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#92 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-19 02:02:13
http://uglycode.com
I love the part about how he appreciates women.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#93 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-19 02:30:28
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/

I like women
I like women
I like the concept of a woman
I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/fuck_shit_stack_lyrics_reggie_watts.html
All about Reggie Watts: http://www.musictory.com/music/Reggie+Watts


"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#94 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-19 02:30:59
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Not that it matters, but sites that add to copy and pasting are somewhat annoying....

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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