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Duke Nukem Forever - IT'S DONE!! (Confirmed for May 2011)
February 10th 2011, 23:46 CET by FrankZulu This is my first submission. Please vote yes. :P |
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according to reseller ratings, they are much better. I dunno, my friend was happy. I'm just throwing them out there. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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It must suck to live places that aren't full of Asians. I've never actually put a computer together myself, but I always pick my components. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Some more gameplay footage... |
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Argh, he's so full of shit and the game looks awful. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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This makes me more excited than any of the Duke footage. I can't believe it got leaked though. The story is that an early build of Crysis 2 is out on the Intarwebs containing the full story and multiplayer. That is not good news for a game just a month from release. |
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The last leak I bothered with was Stalker. THAT was a proper alpha, not this "oh it's sooo unfinished" bullshit. |
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I kept trying to skip ahead in that Crysis video to where I could see something, but it was just black the whole time. I'll take Duke. |
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#46 by Shadarr It must suck to live places that aren't full of Asians. I've never actually put a computer together myself, but I always pick my components. We have Asians, but no Fry's, and all the local nerd shops are way too expensive and crappy. We do have a Microcenter, at least. I would kill for a Fry's to open up here though. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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Speaking of Asians, Interesting video on the developed world vs. the developing world. |
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LP I bought mine about six years ago. With the constant raves I hear about them now they must have fixed something. |
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I had to go to a funeral for a three-year-old yesterday. The daughter of a guy that works for me passed away last week. Kid funerals are horrible and I really have to figure out a way to never attend another one without feeing guilty. |
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Yeah, it's not supposed to happen like that, is it? Children should bury their parents. No parent would want it any other way, I believe. "Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
- Heinrich Heine |
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It was also an open casket. I'll be fine if I never see another open casket again. |
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Geez. I'm not sure I could take an open casket funeral for a child. That's pretty much worst nightmare material for me. On a lighter note, both my kids got a projectile vomiting stomach bug over the last few days. My 4 year old was downright pathetic in a heart wrenching kind of way when she's pleading for something to drink and saying "But I'm super, super thirsty!" and I couldn't let her have anything because she couldn't keep even water down. Of course, I neglected to take the cup off her bathroom counter, so in the middle of the night she got up, chugged like five cups of water, then promptly sprayed it all over every surface in her bedroom. Fun times. blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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Not that we're looking to get pregnant over here, but if it happens anyway, should I just go ahead and tile everything as a precautionary measure? "Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
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Better to just line the walls, floors, furniture, electronics...well, I guess everything...with plastic. That way you can just remove the soiled portion and replace as necessary. Or you could just strap a puke bag to their face. Your call, really. |
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Nah, here's a secret: poop, barf, and all that stuff wash off. blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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Maybe, but it's really gross to wash it. My non-parent head tells me that they're little people and that volume of gross should be small, but I bet it isn't. I bet they barf and poop incredible amounts for their size. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Maybe, but it's really gross to wash it. My non-parent head tells me that they're little people and that volume of gross should be small, but I bet it isn't. I bet they barf and poop incredible amounts for their size. As a non parent, you have great insight into what it is like being a parent. I will remember the time my son projectile pooped on me for the rest of my life most likely. To be fair, there are a LOT of other memories I think of first. It all balances out I guess... "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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#62 by CheesyPoof Maybe, but it's really gross to wash it. The first time, yes. But it's surprising how quickly it becomes routine. blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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Trying to get vomit out of carpet doesn't sound like much fun to me, even the thirtieth time. And this is from a guy who has cleaned a number of horrifying shitsplosions in his time. There's something about the smell of vomit that is uniquely terrible to me. |
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I maybe would have told her that she can drink all the water she wants to, but she'd have to sleep in the bathtub or something. "Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
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Jamie- You're stifling a bloggable science experiment there! 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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That's actually brilliant. I can't wait until the next time they get the stomach flu. blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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All that in a DNF thread! How appropriate. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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Mostly because the top thread at any given time is also the off topic thread. Mostly. blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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I've never been to a home with kids that doesn't have some kind of stain on the carpet or walls that couldn't get all the way clean. |
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I have thus far been lucky in that regard. I don't expect it to last forever. |
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You should keep your babies in mylar bags so they retain their value better. |
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Yeah I'm back. I'm thinking about making a game or something again. No more strategy guides for me. The time to earning ratio is pitiful. I think I was making close to minimum wage on my last book, and I'm talking minimum wage from 1987. |
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You should drop by IRC sometime. |
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So, I've having this problem with my X-Tree Gold... Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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JJ - Why do you consider an open casket funeral any different from a viewing? |
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I don't, they're both horrible. |
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Of course with a funeral you can avoid the casket, with a viewing you can't. |
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No open casket for me, thanks. In fact, no casket at all. Burn me to dust and carry pocketfuls of me around to throw in the faces of people you hate, for all I care. |
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one ounce of jibble per pound of powdered sugar! |
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So as it turns out both the apologists and the nay-sayers were right. The game will be released and 3D Realms is never to finish Duke Nukem Forever. Nothing but winners! Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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I think to celebrate I will warez Duken Nukem Forever-it will feel like the 90s again! |
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X-Tree Gold. Wow. I was the king of X-Tree at one time. |
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Fun fact: Duke Nukem Forever will be released one month before the 20th anniversary of the first Duke Nukem game. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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It's pretty staggering how long DNF has been in development. I was just checking the wiki page to remind me and I read that it was announced in April of 1997. I started work in February of '97 and am approaching my 14th service anniversary. Cripes. There really needs to be a book or three about this and some business school case studies. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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F*ck Sh$T Stack! |
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SEEN IT Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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Have seen it, but love that video. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Hated it. blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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You apparently have no respect for good lyrics: Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb. Run on and on and on. Where my gerunds at? Parenthetical, uh. and I make references to weaponry Ancient or new I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own. I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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I love the part about how he appreciates women. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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I like women I like women I like the concept of a woman I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/fuck_shit_stack_lyrics_reggie_watts.html All about Reggie Watts: http://www.musictory.com/music/Reggie+Watts "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Not that it matters, but sites that add to copy and pasting are somewhat annoying.... "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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