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Duke Nukem Forever - IT'S DONE!! (Confirmed for May 2011)
February 10th 2011, 23:46 CET by FrankZulu This is my first submission. Please vote yes. :P |
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Jesus Christ. I'm imagining a three step process where you randomly mash the keyboard with your palm, then use spelling checker to turn it into words, and they change some of the words because you disagree with the correct spelling. I imagine you guys think I kid when I say I have issues with the engrish. I do not. It is hard for me to pick out problems. And the rules still confound me sometimes.* My process is this. Get my thoughts out on paper. Rearrange sentences that came out one or two sentences late (I do that a lot). Check for spelling. Check for missing words (REALLY hard for me to see for some reason). Post. What I should really add onto that is another go through or two. But at some point, I have to call it for sake of brevity. * - for instance, I heard that I am not supposed to start sentences with "and", but I do not know why or if that is true. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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You write internet posts on paper? "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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So hilarious that you must be a stand up comedian! ;P "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Starting sentences with 'and' is fine. In fact most sentences should start with 'and'. |
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And I agree. |
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I can't get Last.fm to play any song I like that I don't already have. My taste in music must be so weird and random that it does not follow a predictable pattern. |
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Try Pandora instead. Love that shit. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Pandora is US only. BUYBUYBUY
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Indeed it is. I could bypass it maybe somehow but assume the two services are quite identical. |
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I also like Pandora better. BUYBUYBUY
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Ah, did not realize that with Pandora. I suggested it because I find all kinds of new music on there. I like or dislike 10 or so songs on a station and then it often finds me new music. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Alarming news folks. It's been delayed until June. F-U-C-K-I-N-G CHRIST!! |
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That's not really alarming. Or surprising. Amusing maybe. Perhaps the game itself is cursed, doomed to wander from studio to studio, never to see the light of day. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Or maybe they figure it's not good PR to release a game called 'Duke Nukem' in the midst of a nuclear crisis. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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That's the best time to release it! |
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Tact doesn't seem like it comes up a lot in meetings. Or did you forget about the spanking? "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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#181 by gaggle I can't get Last.fm to play any song I like that I don't already have. My taste in music must be so weird and random that it does not follow a predictable pattern. You wouldn't have happened to turn off the radio scrobbling did you? I did that when playing a childrens tag one for my niece and the whole thing got stuck playing the same few "new" tracks over and over again on my recomended station after I forgot to turn it back on. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped solid waste.
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Naw I left scrobbling (...) enabled afaik. I'll try again though, see what happens. |
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#191 by Shadarr Tact doesn't seem like it comes up a lot in meetings. Or did you forget about the spanking? The commercials will feature Chris Brown? She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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If DNF continues to get delayed and we never see it from this studio either, well....that would be hilarious. Hard to make a game live up to years of hype. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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It will be released. This is just one more joke to add to the pile. |
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Also, the first Duke Nukem game was release in June 1991. The DNF release will mark the 20th anniversary of Duke Nukem. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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Duke 2 was better. |
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Manhattan Project beat them all. |
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if I had gotten to play that back when it came out I might agree, but after going through it last month on the xbox, it has not aged well. |
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I'm still playing Flashback. And it's still awesome! She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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but is it out of this world? |
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Pff Flashback, I liked it up until re-playing it on the iPhone. Another World blows it out of the water with style and it's simplicity. |
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I would play both. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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I would play either over DNF. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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BALLS OF STEEL |
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If I can shrink a stripper and step on her, GOTY. |
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Darth Vader vs. Hitler is a pretty epic rap battle. |
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Troll 2 is this old trainwreck of a movie well deserving of its "Worst movie ever" status (I saw 15+ years ago) However, The documentary about that movie is great! Best Worst Movie is hilarious, insightful and occasionally sad, but always interesting. All thumbs up. |
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Argh. My friends freestyle better than that, even when sober. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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Bullshit, no one can best "here, step into my shower". Except maybe Stephen Hawking's mama joke. |
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Huh. I've come across the silliest of problems in developing my product webpage: What is the correct way to make a hyperlink that downloads a file? I get an error with my current technique: I have a "download.php" file that contains header data to transmit the file as binary. The file is transmitted just fine, but I get this console error in Safari when using the link: Failed to load resource: Frame load interrupted Eh the error is ignorable I suppose, but I assume it means I'm doing something wrong. The download.php code is simple: < ?php header('Content-type: application/octet-stream'); header('Content-disposition: attachment; filename=foundation_installer.mel'); readfile('http://mayafoundation.googlecode.com/files/foundation_installer_1.0.mel'); ? > Any of you amazing web guys can slap some sense into me? Downloading a file cannot be where I stumble and fail. |
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I just use an "a href" and the direct link to the file, but I'm not fancy. |
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Googling suggests that the notification is a Webkit security feature since you are using a script to generate the header. However Safari handles the warning differently from Firefox etc. (despite using the same engine) so you mostly see people complaining about it in reference to Safari. |
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The script is server side, so doubt it's a Webkit security feature related to scripting. Not that I know what is actually going on. I'm kind of with bishop, though, why this convolution vs just a normal link to a file? |
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Maybe it needs to be able to serve up links to dynamically generated files? |
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I did start off with just a simple link to the file itself but I think it actually generated the same error. I can test that later to be sure. But more importantly the file is a .mel file, which I'm pretty sure on some machines will be read as a text file. The purpose of my product is to be downloaded, not displayed in the browser. |
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Most people just put a note to right-click and save as. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Maybe I'll do the same. It does seem this error only occurs in Safari and only shows up in the console. If that's the only symptom I'll stop panicking and carry on with life. |
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G-man: Safari uses WebKit, Firefox uses Gecko. |
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ZIP it and be done with it. ur using a jackhammer to break a pebble. nub. Zep-- w0rd up!
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#217 by gaggle I did start off with just a simple link to the file itself but I think it actually generated the same error. I can test that later to be sure. But more importantly the file is a .mel file, which I'm pretty sure on some machines will be read as a text file. The purpose of my product is to be downloaded, not displayed in the browser. Usually if I want something to be downloaded vs displayed in the browser I'll set a mime type with apache (httpd.conf): AddType application/octet-stream .mel Which probably does the same thing as the first line in your snippet. Given that apache is good at these things, I'd probably try that first given it's the "simplest thing that might work". One other place I've had strange errors like this was when trying to set headers using the php header() function after content has already been sent to the browser (even a random space or carriage return at the top of the file). See here in the description for an example. |
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I agree with Wudi. A little piece of me just died inside. |
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There's an old proverb that applies here. A man had a problem, which he decided to solve using php. Now he has two problems. |
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There's nothing wrong with PHP, just like there's nothing wrong with Visual Basic. The problem is it's so easy to use, a lot of people write really bad code with it. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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