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Duke Nukem Forever - IT'S DONE!! (Confirmed for May 2011)
February 10th 2011, 23:46 CET by FrankZulu This is my first submission. Please vote yes. :P |
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I thought Reddit too but I dunno that it has the name-recognition. This is for a standup bit, so I think I'll just go with Twitter. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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#159 by CheesyPoof Capture the babe. Apparently they want to be the new Postal. Because that game was such a hit. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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I think it sounds pretty hilarious. We'll see how the actual implementation is though. |
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I do not know what to make of that. I do not play Gearbox games, but even if I did, I might be too over the top bullshit for me. Duke equals the world of Gor now? Non consensual slap play, which is probably too nice of a term for what DNF will implement knowing how ever the top they are going, is not something I want in my games... "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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It may not be obvious, but I did not proof read the above post. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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No shit. "One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
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Have you ever proofread a post ever? If so, you have just blown my mind. BUYBUYBUY
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Even for DNF that sounds just idiotic. |
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Postal 2 was dumb in an obnoxious, dumb, crude way. Duke may well be as well, still reserving final judgement. What if instead of slapping the babe it was a largebreasted bimbo in lingerie that suddenly needs some attention? They could circumvent the uncomfortable women-violence angle and remain just as stupid and lowbrow as ever. |
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Have you ever proofread a post ever? If so, you have just blown my mind. Consider your mind blown. I proof 95% of the posts I make here. You should see the rough drafts! Even for DNF that sounds just idiotic. Yeah, on a Postal level. Outrageous merely for the sake of it. What if instead of slapping the babe it was a largebreasted bimbo in lingerie that suddenly needs some attention? They could circumvent the uncomfortable women-violence angle and remain just as stupid and lowbrow as ever. I do not think they are trying to circumvent anything. You do not design a game mode with a babe that you might need to smack around a bit to get her to listen for anything but PR. And maybe because you really like smacking women around, but again, even if you do, you would know that it is socially unacceptable and again, we are back to shocking being the point. Or at least the main point. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Simply by having a woman be the trophy shows they don't want any women to play their game. The slapping just underlines that they have issues. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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#171 by Matt Perkins I proof 95% of the posts I make here. Jesus Christ. I'm imagining a three step process where you randomly mash the keyboard with your palm, then use spelling checker to turn it into words, and they change some of the words because you disagree with the correct spelling. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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That system works for me! |
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Frankfurter hatstand cheezcaek dirigible. "One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
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Jesus Christ. I'm imagining a three step process where you randomly mash the keyboard with your palm, then use spelling checker to turn it into words, and they change some of the words because you disagree with the correct spelling. I imagine you guys think I kid when I say I have issues with the engrish. I do not. It is hard for me to pick out problems. And the rules still confound me sometimes.* My process is this. Get my thoughts out on paper. Rearrange sentences that came out one or two sentences late (I do that a lot). Check for spelling. Check for missing words (REALLY hard for me to see for some reason). Post. What I should really add onto that is another go through or two. But at some point, I have to call it for sake of brevity. * - for instance, I heard that I am not supposed to start sentences with "and", but I do not know why or if that is true. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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You write internet posts on paper? "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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So hilarious that you must be a stand up comedian! ;P "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Starting sentences with 'and' is fine. In fact most sentences should start with 'and'. |
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And I agree. |
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I can't get Last.fm to play any song I like that I don't already have. My taste in music must be so weird and random that it does not follow a predictable pattern. |
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Try Pandora instead. Love that shit. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Pandora is US only. BUYBUYBUY
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Indeed it is. I could bypass it maybe somehow but assume the two services are quite identical. |
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I also like Pandora better. BUYBUYBUY
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Ah, did not realize that with Pandora. I suggested it because I find all kinds of new music on there. I like or dislike 10 or so songs on a station and then it often finds me new music. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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Alarming news folks. It's been delayed until June. F-U-C-K-I-N-G CHRIST!! |
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That's not really alarming. Or surprising. Amusing maybe. Perhaps the game itself is cursed, doomed to wander from studio to studio, never to see the light of day. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Or maybe they figure it's not good PR to release a game called 'Duke Nukem' in the midst of a nuclear crisis. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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That's the best time to release it! |
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Tact doesn't seem like it comes up a lot in meetings. Or did you forget about the spanking? "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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#181 by gaggle I can't get Last.fm to play any song I like that I don't already have. My taste in music must be so weird and random that it does not follow a predictable pattern. You wouldn't have happened to turn off the radio scrobbling did you? I did that when playing a childrens tag one for my niece and the whole thing got stuck playing the same few "new" tracks over and over again on my recomended station after I forgot to turn it back on. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped solid waste.
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Naw I left scrobbling (...) enabled afaik. I'll try again though, see what happens. |
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#191 by Shadarr Tact doesn't seem like it comes up a lot in meetings. Or did you forget about the spanking? The commercials will feature Chris Brown? She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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If DNF continues to get delayed and we never see it from this studio either, well....that would be hilarious. Hard to make a game live up to years of hype. "programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
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It will be released. This is just one more joke to add to the pile. |
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Also, the first Duke Nukem game was release in June 1991. The DNF release will mark the 20th anniversary of Duke Nukem. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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Duke 2 was better. |
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Manhattan Project beat them all. |
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if I had gotten to play that back when it came out I might agree, but after going through it last month on the xbox, it has not aged well. |
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I'm still playing Flashback. And it's still awesome! She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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but is it out of this world? |
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Pff Flashback, I liked it up until re-playing it on the iPhone. Another World blows it out of the water with style and it's simplicity. |
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I would play both. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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I would play either over DNF. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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BALLS OF STEEL |
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If I can shrink a stripper and step on her, GOTY. |
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Darth Vader vs. Hitler is a pretty epic rap battle. |
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Troll 2 is this old trainwreck of a movie well deserving of its "Worst movie ever" status (I saw 15+ years ago) However, The documentary about that movie is great! Best Worst Movie is hilarious, insightful and occasionally sad, but always interesting. All thumbs up. |
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Argh. My friends freestyle better than that, even when sober. Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
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Bullshit, no one can best "here, step into my shower". Except maybe Stephen Hawking's mama joke. |
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