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The 2009 Summer Movie Thread
April 17th 2009, 19:56 CEST by Trunks

Star Trek, Up, Terminator, Wolverine, Transformers 2, Harry Potter 6. Bitch about the upcoming summer blockbusters here.
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#31 by Caryn
2009-04-19 20:07:36
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A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie."

#32 by gaggle
2009-04-19 21:29:37
#28 by CheesyPoof
Must be a girl thing.

Oh.

*stops clapping*

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#33 by gaggle
2009-04-19 21:30:27
#31 by Caryn
"Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie."

Wow that's pretty harsh. Too bad that honesty tends to be lost as you grow up.

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#34 by Chunkstyle
2009-04-19 21:48:06
If you must see it see it in 3D.

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#35 by LPMiller
2009-04-19 22:23:50
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#31 by Caryn
A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie."


that is just something that can happen with 4 year olds, regardless of the movie, or activity. 4 year olds are manic depressive by nature. My 5 year old loved it, actually.  It's a cute movie, it's just not near as funny as it should have been.

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#36 by m0nty
2009-04-20 03:10:12
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Stephen Colbert was criminally underused.
#37 by m0nty
2009-04-20 03:10:43
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Also the movie would have been far more fun if they had injected some realism into it and had the girl be NAKED.
#38 by yotsuya
2009-04-20 07:27:08
You can find anime online that would do the same thing for you, sicko.

#39 by Gunp01nt
2009-04-20 10:26:12
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#40 by jjohnsen
2009-04-20 18:55:41
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#31 by Caryn
A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie."

My three-year-old does that with every movie.

#41 by Matt Perkins
2009-04-20 19:36:27
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jjohnsen (#40):
#31 by Caryn

A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie."

My three-year-old does that with every movie.

Yeah, I had my three year old do the same. Even my son would do that when he was five sometimes. That's a long time for a small person to sit still and behave. Sometimes they just get too bored no matter the movie.

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#42 by Jamie
2009-04-20 20:06:19
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I think my older one would sit still for weeks at a time for the right movies. My younger never makes it past 30 minutes.

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#43 by Jamie
2009-04-20 20:19:06
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Saw 2 more classic movies over the weekend: The Maltese Falcon (1941) and Sullivan's Travels (1941).

This will probably make Yot slap his forehead again, but I thought they were both just sort of okay. The Maltese Falcon was kind of hard to follow with its various twists and players. Admittedly this is probably largely the point of the movie, and it did have the most sophisticated plot I've seen yet in this little experiment. I expect it gets a lot of credit for being one of the first movies to do that kind of thing, along with the whole film noir detective story thing.

I will say it was amusing watching people get knocked out for hours at a time whenever Humphrey Bogart waved his knuckles gently in their general direction.

Sullivan's Travels was okay. About a privileged movie director who wants to walk a few miles in hobo shoes so he can understand poverty and tackle it better in films. It's actually kind of a comedy, though, and has an odd message: Don't make people think or feel; make them laugh, you jackass.

I will say that leading lady Vivian Lake was SMOKIN' hot, though. People talk about her hair, but I loved her voice more than anything.

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#44 by Ergo
2009-04-20 20:40:02
Do you mean Veronica Lake?

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#45 by Jamie
2009-04-20 20:53:25
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Oops, yeah. Veronica, not Vivian.

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#46 by yotsuya
2009-04-20 20:56:22
Jamie-

I haven't seen either (though I do have Sullivan on my list), so no head slapping yet.

#47 by CheesyPoof
2009-04-20 21:00:44
Hrm, even I have seen The Maltese Falcon.

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#48 by Jamie
2009-04-20 21:07:38
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The Maltese Falcon is one of those movies that as you watch it you start realizing that you've seen so many spoofs, parodies, and tributes to it that you're more familiar with it than you thought. Citizen Kane was like that for me, too.

Up next are Casablanca (no, never seen it) and Yankee Doodle Dandy.

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#49 by gaggle
2009-04-20 21:15:03
Casablanca in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

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#50 by Shadarr
2009-04-20 21:21:24
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meh

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#51 by Jamie
2009-04-20 21:25:28
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Site blocked at work. Boo!

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#52 by yotsuya
2009-04-20 21:30:56
I love Casablanca, but not for the sappy reasons why women do. After you see it, Jamie, I'm going to ask you a question about one of the characters to get your opinion on him.

I'm posting my review of Grand Illusion on Wed, so I hope to get caught up on some films.

#53 by yotsuya
2009-04-21 21:26:37
What a hack!

Dead dolphin found near Bon Jovi's house

Apr 19, 12:01 AM (ET)

By WAYNE PARRY

MIDDLETOWN, N.J. (AP) - Since winter closed in on a family of dolphins that had been living in two New Jersey rivers, many observers felt the animals were living on a prayer.

On Saturday, the body of another dead dolphin was spotted in the Navesink River just outside the Middletown home of rocker Jon Bon Jovi.


You know, I bet those dolphins were Slippery When Wet.

#54 by Dethstryk
2009-04-22 14:58:42
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#55 by Trunks
2009-04-23 17:36:57
Star Trek virgin likes new movie:

First impressions of a 'Star Trek' virgin
by Caroline McCarthy

Please note: Friendly seas ahead! This is a spoiler-free review.

NEW YORK--When I walked into a theater at Viacom's midtown headquarters for an advance screening of the new J.J. Abrams-directed "Star Trek" prequel on Wednesday night, I felt like that kid who hadn't done her homework--for an entire semester.

And yet that was crucial to my assignment: to see if it was possible for someone completely new to the "Star Trek" universe to understand, process, and more importantly enjoy this new film.


Here's my background. I had never seen any of the prior "Star Trek" films or television series. I knew little more than the fact that it's all about a bunch of people flying a spaceship called the Enterprise, that Leonard Nimoy played an extraterrestrial named Spock who had funny ears and liked to say "Live long and prosper," and that the Klingon language has such a rabid following that the Bible has been translated into it.

Technically, the closest I'd come to seeing anything related to "Star Trek" was the 1998 parody "Galaxy Quest," in which the actors from a washed-up Trek-like TV show are enlisted by benevolent aliens who think they're the real thing (Little-known fact: That was the first movie role for Justin "I'm a Mac" Long). But I'm also a huge fan of Abrams' hit series "Lost," so I suppose I had a leg up there.

So here is my verdict: This movie is awesome.

The new "Star Trek" film is less an homage to a legendary science fiction franchise than to storytelling in general, back through decades of cinema and television and beyond. A deep respect for literature, pop culture, and epic storytelling is something that Abrams has proven time and again to fans, from the litany of film-rooted "Sawyer nicknames" on "Lost" to the tradition of Japanese monster movies that powered last year's "Cloverfield." This is a movie that will probably be well-regarded by anyone with an appreciation for epic adventure and drama, not to mention fast-paced and often witty dialogue.

And that's what the "Star Trek" prequel needed, considering the hand-wringing that surrounded it from even before it was officially greenlit.

Viacom CEO Philippe Dauman was on hand before the screening to greet the audience and explain a bit about the film's origins: that Paramount, the Viacom-owned studio that is releasing the new film, was well aware of the complications and potential pratfalls of adapting "Star Trek, especially in a prequel form, and especially with the goal of reaching out to both "Trekkies" (or "Trekkers," as I hear there is a difference?) and potential new fans. He said that cinema luminaries, including Steven Spielberg, had warned Abrams that undertaking a project with such a history and legacy of loyal fans could be risky.

But the director went ahead, a second Abrams-helmed "Star Trek" picture was greenlit almost immediately, and his contract with Paramount was extended another five years. Obviously, this is a franchise in which the studio has some real faith.

Pretty early on, you can tell that this isn't the "Star Trek" of the '60s, even though I admittedly don't really know what that is. The first 20 minutes contain not only ear-splitting action sequences, but brand-drops of both Nokia and Budweiser (as well as 'Slusho,' a fictional brand from "Cloverfield"), one very Abrams-esque "gotcha" character reveal that will take most newbies like me by surprise, and the oddly effective use of the Beastie Boys' 1994 song "Sabotage."

There is a pivotal bar fight, which I first took as a nod to "Star Wars," but on second thought, the cinematic barroom confrontation really goes back much further than the Mos Eisley Cantina. (I need to brush up on my knowledge of Westerns.) Again, this is a movie deeply rooted in generations of storytelling both onscreen and off.

I can see why some hardcore "Star Trek" fans may have been nervous about the casting decisions: the Internet Movie Database informs me that Chris Pine, the young actor cast as Captain Kirk, was starring opposite Lindsay Lohan in some tepid romantic comedy a few years ago, and Sulu is played by John Cho, best known for playing Harold in the spliffed-up "Harold and Kumar" movies. I must say that Cho wields a retractable sword just as well as he does a joint, and Pine's Kirk keeps the frat-boy attitude to a relative minimum.

But more importantly, "Star Trek" is just plain fun. And I came to appreciate the fact that I was sitting in that theater without prejudice. I was concerned less about whether the cast would live up to the actors who originated their roles, and more about holy whoa, that spaceship just blew up!. There is, however, a flip side to the universality of the new "Star Trek" that Paramount might not love: The fact that it stands so well on its own might mean that it doesn't mint a new generation of Trekkies.

Like me, for one. As much as I enjoyed the prequel, I can't see myself Netflixing all the DVDs of the past "Star Trek" TV series and movies. I've already got "Lost" to deal with, and one fictional universe and canon is enough for me, thank you very much. Seriously--what does lie in the shadow of the statue? Losties, can you help me out here?


#56 by Matt Perkins
2009-04-23 17:52:31
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That's good thing and all...but will I, a somewhat Trekkie guy, like it? Riddle me that, Batman.

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#57 by jjohnsen
2009-04-23 17:54:39
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I've never been a big Trek fan, so all of these non-trekkies liking it has raised my interest.  It's been getting great reviews.

#58 by jjohnsen
2009-04-23 17:58:27
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My sixteenth movie review is The Ox-Bow Incident.  It's an interesting change after being so used to 2 hour movies to watch something that's a little over 70 minutes.

#59 by Trunks
2009-04-23 19:05:31
Matt, as a Trekkie myself I can say you'll enjoy it, unless you're one of THOSE kinds of Trekkies.

#60 by Chunkstyle
2009-04-23 19:20:29
That Star Trek review makes me happy.

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#61 by gaggle
2009-04-23 19:45:29
Lalaalalalaala *puts fingers in ears*

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#62 by G-Man
2009-04-23 19:56:26
Are you kidding? That review basically reinforces my impression that the movie will be terrible. Mentions of product placement as a positive? Mention of licensed music as a positive? Ear splitting action sequences are a positive? Being completely ignorant of the original source material and canon is not a positive.
#63 by Trunks
2009-04-23 20:05:15
Mentions of product placement as a positive?


Outside of a few scenes, there isn't any. It shouldn't make that big of an impact to the overall experience.

Mention of licensed music as a positive?


It's used in only one scene.

Ear splitting action sequences are a positive?


They're actually pretty good, what's wrong with that?

Being completely ignorant of the original source material and canon is not a positive.


But it's not - in fact, they tie it into the original source material in a way that makes the reboot work out really well in fact.

But what do I know, I've only seen it once. I better watch it again when it comes out to make sure.

#64 by jjohnsen
2009-04-23 20:06:35
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#62 by G-Man
Are you kidding? That review basically reinforces my impression that the movie will be terrible. Mentions of product placement as a positive? Mention of licensed music as a positive? Ear splitting action sequences are a positive? Being completely ignorant of the original source material and canon is not a positive.


It is if the source material is boring as shit.

#65 by Ergo
2009-04-23 20:35:04
I see ignoring the original source material and canon as a positive.

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#66 by Matt Perkins
2009-04-23 21:31:16
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Trunks (#59):
Matt, as a Trekkie myself I can say you'll enjoy it, unless you're one of THOSE kinds of Trekkies.

I'm not. I'm pretty happy to give anything Star Trek a chance. Hell, I liked and miss Enterprise. ;)


G-Man (#62):
Are you kidding? That review basically reinforces my impression that the movie will be terrible. Mentions of product placement as a positive? Mention of licensed music as a positive? Ear splitting action sequences are a positive? Being completely ignorant of the original source material and canon is not a positive.

Oh, one of these kind of Trekkies. I see what you mean now.

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#67 by Shadarr
2009-04-23 21:56:24
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Ergo (#65):
I see ignoring the original source material and canon as a positive.

QFT.  Do you really want to see Chris Pine doing a Shatner impression for two hours?

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#68 by G-Man
2009-04-23 23:02:56
No. Just don't do a prequel. Or do it as a non-canon mirror universe thing or an homage or whatever. Honestly, I get the perceived need for a reboot, but why make it about the Enterprise and the same old group of characters in that case? Why not just start from relative scratch ala Enterprise?
#69 by Jibble
2009-04-23 23:10:15
I'm starting to understand what the GTA discussion looks like from the other side.

I want to go to there.

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#70 by G-Man
2009-04-23 23:19:59
To put it in your backyard Trunks, what would you think if Lucas' estate made a remake of Star Wars: Ep IV with an entirely new cast twenty years from now?
#71 by Shadarr
2009-04-23 23:22:47
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G-Man (#68):
No. Just don't do a prequel. Or do it as a non-canon mirror universe thing or an homage or whatever. Honestly, I get the perceived need for a reboot, but why make it about the Enterprise and the same old group of characters in that case? Why not just start from relative scratch ala Enterprise?

This I can agree with.  The whole reboot fad positively stinks of creative bankruptsy.

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#72 by jjohnsen
2009-04-24 00:38:24
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#70 by G-Man
To put it in your backyard Trunks, what would you think if Lucas' estate made a remake of Star Wars: Ep IV with an entirely new cast twenty years from now?

Star Trek isn't worth saving, Episode IV is.

#73 by Trunks
2009-04-24 01:12:51
No. Just don't do a prequel. Or do it as a non-canon mirror universe thing or an homage or whatever. Honestly, I get the perceived need for a reboot, but why make it about the Enterprise and the same old group of characters in that case? Why not just start from relative scratch ala Enterprise?

The new film is pretty much that. The older stuff isn't necessarily wiped out or anything at all, it's an alternate timeline due to a major event shifting things around so it's not truly a prequel. This film doesn't make everything that already happen magically go away.

As for the SW question, if they pulled it off like in the new movie where it makes complete sense, why not. It works in the new ST film really well.

I can expand on all of this but I don't want to turn this into spoiler zone city just yet.

#74 by BobJustBob
2009-04-24 01:36:09
It's gotten to the point where I can't tell apart the Star Trek trailers and the Transformers 2 trailers.

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#75 by LPMiller
2009-04-24 02:03:24
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#68 by G-Man
No. Just don't do a prequel. Or do it as a non-canon mirror universe thing or an homage or whatever. Honestly, I get the perceived need for a reboot, but why make it about the Enterprise and the same old group of characters in that case? Why not just start from relative scratch ala Enterprise?



Because Enterprise is considered a bit of a failure, as is voyager? Because for sci fi to hit with mainstream, it has to have a familiarity about it? Because much of the fanbase wants more stories from the TOS era? Nerd.

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#76 by LPMiller
2009-04-24 02:05:50
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#72 by jjohnsen
#70 by G-Man

Star Trek isn't worth saving, Episode IV is.


I'm not sure what you mean. Neither needs 'saving'. But why not say "why ever remake a movie, ever" yet I dunno too many people that prefer the original The Thing over John Carpenters version. In fact, I don't know why people ever complain of remakes, since that's all most plays ever are anyway. It's a long standing tradition of story telling to retell a tale over and over, in many variations. Movies are just the latest extension of this.

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#77 by Jibble
2009-04-24 05:04:22
30 Rock was good stuff today.

"Earn this" was incredibly wrong, but I couldn't stop laughing...

I want to go to there.

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#78 by BobJustBob
2009-04-24 05:10:52
Spoilers! For a show I don't watch, but still. It doesn't air for two more hours.

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#79 by deadlock
2009-04-24 11:49:48
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#70 by G-Man

To put it in your backyard Trunks, what would you think if Lucas' estate made a remake of Star Wars: Ep IV with an entirely new cast twenty years from now?

But unless I'm misunderstanding, the new Trek film isn't a remake of *anything*, it's a completely new film that just happens to have new actors playing younger versions of characters from the original series. I don't get the problem. Do you also have a little conniption every time a new actor assumes the mantle of Bond?

#80 by m0nty
2009-04-24 12:14:05
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
A more accurate representation of the facts of the new Trek would be if Lucasfilm hired McG to direct Star Wars: Episode IV 2.0 - A New Joint with Beyonce as Princess Leia, Russell Brand as Yoda and the voice of Darth Vader being played by Stephen Hawking.
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