So, Poofster, what's your outlook on the Mets for this season? Are they finally gonna do it?

Carl Eller gets made an example of.

MINNEAPOLIS -- Former Minnesota Vikings great Carl Eller refused to cooperate with Minneapolis police officers during a run-in last April because he knew he was drunk and he wanted to delay or prevent an alcohol test, a judge said on Friday.

Judge Dan Mabley's seven-page ruling also said police did not use excessive force when arresting the Hall of Famer.

Mabley found Eller guilty on Monday of fourth-degree assault of an officer and second-degree refusal to submit to chemical testing. His written ruling on Friday outlines the verdict that stems from an incident in which Eller nearly hit a squad car and then became combative when police tried to arrest him at his home.

The 67-year-old Eller will be sentenced Feb. 23, and his attorney, Albert Goins, has indicated he may appeal. Goins did not answer his phone Friday and his voice mailbox was full.

Eller, one of the Vikings' celebrated "Purple People Eaters" in his 15 years with the team from 1964-78, told The Associated Press by phone that he was never asked to take an alcohol test, and he never refused such an offer.

"They had lots of time to ask me to take the test, but they never used that time to ask me to take the test," he said.

The ruling said officers at the station's Chemical Testing Unit read Eller an implied consent advisory, which assumes a motorist consents to a chemical test. The ruling said Eller initially said he was not refusing to take the test, but then he refused to say he understood the advisory and debated with officers about whether he was under arrest.

"The Court concludes that the Defendant knew he was intoxicated and was not cooperating with officers in order to delay or prevent alcohol testing," Mabley wrote.

In reviewing the evidence, Mabley found that Eller had been drinking at Bunker's bar in Minneapolis, and early on April 9 he drove through a stop sign and swerved toward a squad car, just missing it. Officers followed Eller, but he did not stop until he pulled into his driveway.

Mabley found that once Eller stepped out of his vehicle, he did not obey commands to show his hands and he resisted arrest. Officers used a Taser, but it had no effect. During the scuffle, officers pushed Eller and attempted to put him in a neck restraint, while Eller punched one officer in the face and threw another against a vehicle. Mabley's ruling said the officers thought Eller smelled of alcohol and had difficulty walking.

The officers called for backup and Eller was eventually arrested.

Mabley ruled that Officer Gilles Antaya was assaulted during a lawful arrest and that "Antaya used reasonable force that was necessary to make the arrest and overcome the Defendant's resistance."

Eller disagreed, saying officers used a Taser on him more than once.

"I don't know how many Tasers they used on me, and those can be fatal," Eller told the AP. "They hit me over the head with their flashlight -- with a piece of equipment. ... I never was offered any medical treatment. It's obvious that it was excessive force."

In a separate case in federal court, Eller has sued the police, claiming officers violated his civil rights, used excessive force and concealed videotape evidence of his arrest.

In 2006, Eller pleaded guilty to fourth-degree drunken driving after refusing a chemical alcohol test.

The 67-year-old Eller will be sentenced Feb. 23, and his attorney, Albert Goins, has indicated he may appeal. Goins did not answer his phone Friday and his voice mailbox was full.

Yeah, Yot.  That's the whole point.  I know way way more about this case than anyone here, whatever LP thinks.

Also, Eller can say whatever he wants to a reporter.  That has nothing to do with what his attorney alleged in court.

MARANA, Ariz. -- If you were buried in a bunker for the past nine months and emerged Tuesday in the Arizona desert to watch Tiger Woods play a practice round, it might be understandable to wonder what all the fuss was about at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club.

The sun had barely risen above the mountains when Woods arrived just after 7 a.m. local time. The camera crews, photographers and media members quickly added up to more than the number of balls Woods hit on the range.

And then it was off to the first hole, where Woods launched his first tee shot of his first official practice round since undergoing knee surgery in June.

Wonder how many people were blogging about Ben Hogan's return from a serious auto accident in 1950?

More than 100 media members were awake earlier than normal to see the world's No. 1 golfer in action for the first time since he defeated Rocco Mediate in a playoff at the U.S. Open in June.

And a person who had no clue about Woods' inactivity would have a hard time recognizing that anything was different about his game.

"Why would it be different?" said Hank Haney, Woods' swing coach. "That's what I don't get. I'm not saying he is going to be better. He won 10 of the last 13 tournaments. I'm just trying to understand the logic of how he could be worse."

Haney noted, however, that Woods' swing is different.

"He is swinging with an ACL. The knee was always moving. Now it's strong."

Woods played the practice round for the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship by himself, his first look at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club at Dove Mountain, where the tournament moved after being played down the road the past two seasons. Steve Williams, Woods' longtime caddie, was with him. So were agents, publicists, security personnel, marshals and an ever-growing gallery.

It didn't take long for an itchy photo finger to draw Woods' ire. He missed his only fairway on the front nine when a photographer's shutter went off too soon, drawing a "Not in my swing!" from Tiger, which had Williams reaching for another ball. On the tee it went, as Woods pumped it down the middle, the other ball left to the cactus.

By the time Woods reached the ninth hole, the grandstand behind the green was nearly full, and some 500 spectators followed. Some early-season PGA Tour events would have killed for that kind of gallery during actual tournament play. There was a mini-roar when Woods knocked his approach shot to within 2 feet.

"This is pretty common for a practice round," said Joe Corless, who heads up security for the PGA Tour whenever Woods plays. "Especially as it goes on, as it gets later. But the first hole? It's never like that."

Perhaps that is why Woods stayed away until Tuesday. He knew he'd be facing a circus upon his return, and sure enough, that is what he got.

"I came here for a Tuesday practice round, and as I'm walking to the range, I've never seen so many cameras and photographers and so forth, especially that early in the morning, waiting for Tiger to get there," said Phil Mickelson, who was the only other player warming up on the range when Woods arrived.

"It's amazing to me what he has done for our sport, and for us to have the most recognizable athlete in the world playing our sport is so fortunate for all of us. And we've all been able to benefit from it, and to have him back is awesome.

"We are going to have more of a challenge winning golf tournaments certainly, but also it will be rewarding if we're able to win those."

There was some mild surprise that Woods elected to play just a single practice round at a course he had never seen. Although he didn't play the round at warp speed, he still played at a pretty brisk pace and took most of his time trying to get used to the slow but undulating greens. Haney said Woods spent the weekend practicing in Las Vegas before arriving in Arizona.

He might not have spent much time practicing on site, but Woods has gotten in plenty of practice at home since he began hitting balls again in December. In fact, Haney said, Woods has prepared far more this time around than he did before the U.S. Open after arthroscopic surgery following the Masters.

"It's much different now," Haney said. "He never hit balls [after a round] since Carnoustie [the 2007 British Open]. He was always in pain, and golf is such a mental game. And heading into the U.S. Open, he could never hit more than 40 balls during any practice."

Woods didn't appear to be in any pain Tuesday. He hit plenty of awe-inspiring shots.

And when it was over, less than four hours after it began, Woods was but a day away from his first-round match with Australia's Brendan Jones.

and actually, this is wrong, since what he said outside the court affected what the judge said inside the court, as directly admitted by the judge.

I know that Harrison wanted to get released, but I'm still surprised.  Is he really going to find a better situation outside of Indy?