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Homophobia, Steroids, Date Rape and other Sports Topics
April 30th 2008, 05:16 CEST by Shadarr All you wankers who don't like sports better vote this topic through, otherwise there will be a sportspocalypse in every other thread on the front page. Also, I will be voting no. |
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An actual good sports story. Holtman and shortstop Liz Wallace lifted Tucholsky off the ground and supported her weight between them as they began a slow trip around the bases, stopping at each one so Tucholsky's left foot could secure her passage onward. Even with Tucholsky feeling the pain of what trainers subsequently came to believe was a torn ACL (she was scheduled for tests to confirm the injury on Monday), the surreal quality of perhaps the longest and most crowded home run trot in the game's history hit all three players. Leave it up to girls to play the right way. "the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
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#37 by jjohnsen For you San Francisco area people (or I guess Pixar fans), this is the latest thing I just did at work. You post this in the sports thread? Really? Cool though, it's a neat idea :) "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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It's OK for Jeremy to post non-sports stuff in this thread because we know he's not trying to derail it. |
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From the GTA4 and GTA4 only thread: One of the Fire Joe Morgan guys is a writer for The Office, and my suspicions that all the writers are Harvard buddies was confirmed by Bob Costas on HBO tonight. Yeah, they "came out" a while back. Important point, it's not just "a writer from The Office", it's the guy who plays Moss Schrute on The Office. That simply takes the bizarre to another level. The video evidence. It's sad, because while he may be a "bullshit sports writer" (though I don't ever remember FJM ever going after novelists), he was a good one. You can tell he's had that brewing forever, and him and Costas were well prepared for that ambushing. |
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If it doesn't apply to any thread, why not derail the latest one? |
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Sports is an exception. "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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Derailing a thread with a picture with a train on rails in it is smart! "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Some video of this would really provide context for those of us unfamiliar with the players. |
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BTW, is that the robot from Short Circuit? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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#49 by FoRmaT BTW, is that the robot from Short Circuit? ....? Yes. Yes it is. "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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Nevermind; just saw eggbert's link. |
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I don't remember the boxy thing in the mid-section... "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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#52 by FoRmaT I don't remember the boxy thing in the mid-section... Please be kidding. "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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Here he is. Doesn't have it. If it was some disguise in a scene of the movie, sorry, I've forgotten about it. It has been about 500 years sice I last saw it! "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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FJM has used this occasion to point out problems with Bissinger's writing. I read his book "3 Nights in August" and its pretty hefty with garbage to make a Moneyballer turn over in their grave. |
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#49 by FoRmaT BTW, is that the robot from Short Circuit? Did Pixar make Short Circuit, and would they be advertising it on trains right now? |
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Is this a trick question? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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If he wasn't kidding I at least hope he'll one day reveal he's a Joker alt, at least it'll make some sense then. "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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Sorry I don't remember all the details of a 20 year old movie, you silly viking! "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Things just get better and better for Roger Clemens! |
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It's Shaq's fault. |
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I blame Steve Kerr. |
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Whoa, okay...your old bud from high school tracks you down after fifteen or so years and asks for money because his sister needs it for the FLDS situation. What would you do? |
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FLDS? Tell that Mormon to fuck off. |
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"...at least $700..." |
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So, the money would propogate the innocence of 60 year-olds fucking 13 year olds in the name of religious conviction. Sheesh...even criminals and Satanists admit such a thing is wrong, but they did it anyway. How far gone are you when you commit child rape and say "God loves it?" |
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Nobody talking about that woman who was imprisoned for 24 years by her own father and had about seven kids by him in that time? |
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Well the rest of the world / internet seems to be obsessed with that story so it's kind of nice to have a haven without everyone gabbing about it. |
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Especially when it's under this forum title....right? *scratches head* |
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I heard about it but I didn't pay much attention until I saw the video of him vacationing (on Nancy Grace). I'm sure everyone will be fine once they are readjusted to daylight exposure. |
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I blame Steve Kerr. If you want to point fingers because of the Shaq trade, aim those digits towards Mike D'Antoni, homeboy. HE wanted Shaq. |
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Shaw was OK. But Steve Nash played like a Canadian. Too many turn overs in the 4th quarter. |
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If you want to point fingers because of the Shaq trade, aim those digits towards Mike D'Antoni, homeboy. HE wanted Shaq. It doesn't matter what he wanted. He wasn't the general manager. They call these things hierarchies for a reason. |
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They call these things hierarchies for a reason. Yeah, but that's not how they've been set up. Remember, D'Antoni was coach/GM before they brought in Kerr, and it's been more of a committee-type setup. If/when D'Antoni gets fired/leaves, Kerr will wield much more power. It's really a front office in transition from Jerry and Brian Colangelo's guys over to Sarver's guys. |
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If/when D'Antoni gets fired/leaves Isn't he already gone? |
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At any rate, the Shaq trade follows the Ace Rothstein rule: either he was in on it or he was too stupid to prevent it. Either way, epic fail. |
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No, he hasn't been fired. And he probably won't be, but he might leave on his own accord. And points for the Ace rule. I have no love for Kerr, but I wouldn't solely blame him, either. I still don't fault him for rolling the dice, however. I have more of an issue with D'Antoni not developing a bench. |
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#59 by FoRmaT Sorry I don't remember all the details of a 20 year old movie, you silly viking! You missed several obvious clues, your sorriness is denied! Jj's post itself had several clues, the flicker image had tags that clued you in, oh and it says "WALL-E" on the goddamn train! "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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#67 by lwf Nobody talking about that woman who was imprisoned for 24 years by her own father and had about seven kids by him in that time? Huh, it never even occurred to me to bring it up here. I forgot we can be relevant. Actually I haven't discussed it with anyone, 'cuz… is there much to discuss? It's a story of how disgustingly cruel and inhuman humans can be, and bringing it up seems like an invitation for everyone to sort of nod and agree with that before we'd move on to another topic. "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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gaggle, what the hell is WALL-E? I honestly have no idea :( And I thought when jj said "I did this at work" he meant "I did it at work because I was bored", not "I made this because it's what I do"... "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Clearly, format has never heard of google. |
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Ok, ok, just googled it up. Now I know. Life goes on. Sheesh, people. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Still denied. "Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
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Is there anyone Roger Clemens didn't bang? |
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FLDS aren't Mormons and Wall-E is the new Pixar cartoon coming out this summer. |
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I thought Clemens was a big family man? After the steroid thing did all these people just decide he was fair game now? |
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Roger Clemens is the anti-sprite of baseball. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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eggbert (#44): Yeah, they "came out" a while back. Important point, it's not just "a writer from The Office", it's the guy who plays Moss Schrute on The Office. That simply takes the bizarre to another level. The video evidence. It's sad, because while he may be a "bullshit sports writer" (though I don't ever remember FJM ever going after novelists), he was a good one. You can tell he's had that brewing forever, and him and Costas were well prepared for that ambushing. So the FJM guy is who? I have no idea who Moss Schrute is... "the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
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Field of Dreams will be remade in a hundred years, but with Roger Clemens instead of Shoeless Joe Jackson. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Mose? (or is it really Moss, because the name sounds like Mose) Schrute is Dwight's cousin who helps him at the farm on the Office. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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