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Homophobia, Steroids, Date Rape and other Sports Topics
April 30th 2008, 05:16 CEST by Shadarr

All you wankers who don't like sports better vote this topic through, otherwise there will be a sportspocalypse in every other thread on the front page.  Also, I will be voting no.
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#1160 by yotsuya
2008-07-29 06:05:39
I say no. Not unless he registers for the site and comes to this thread for proper abuse.
#1161 by lwf
2008-07-29 06:50:34
Yeah no outsiders. I'd rather see the league downsized than play with somebody I don't hate.

Once bread becomes toast, it can never go back. Wii.
#1162 by yotsuya
2008-07-29 08:18:58
I'd rather give Gaggle a team than have an anonymous outsider. No offense against your buddy, Matt, but it's just not the same beating/losing to MasterToker49 than it is when it's someone we hate, like m0nty.
#1163 by lwf
2008-07-29 08:20:41
Tell him to start posting and maybe he will be cool enough to play next year.

Once bread becomes toast, it can never go back. Wii.
#1164 by eggbert
2008-07-29 08:32:19
yankeebabu@india.com http://devsays.blogspot.com
Put me down as a maybe. I'll even up the teams if it's an odd number. Honestly I don't know if I'll have the time to properly follow it. Actually that's not true, I would probably make time for it, the problem is I don't know if I should make time for it.

Ah hell, bump me up to "tentative yes". That's an orange on the fantasy terror watch.

Didn't I replace someone the first time? Funkdrunk right? We should probably ask him in case he's available this year.
#1165 by yotsuya
2008-07-29 08:56:08
Aw, hell no, eggy.  You're a definite yes. You WILL play.
#1166 by gaggle
2008-07-29 14:41:23
#1162 by yotsuya
'd rather give Gaggle a team than have an anonymous outsider. No offense against your buddy

HOW ABOUT NO OFFENSE TO ME motherfucker??

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#1167 by CheesyPoof
2008-07-29 16:12:58
Goddamn, eggbert, you're more wishy washy about this years football league than gaggle is about, well, most everything. Man up and say "yes, I'll do it!" Don't pussy foot around it. I've never seen someone that calls themselves a Texan act so girly about football.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1168 by TreeFrog
2008-07-29 17:32:35
gaggle (#1166):
#1162 by yotsuya
'd rather give Gaggle a team than have an anonymous outsider. No offense against your buddy

HOW ABOUT NO OFFENSE TO ME motherfucker??

I lol'd. Greatly. Not sure why.

"I buy Captain Crunch because I like a man in uniform." - BobJustBob
#1169 by jjohnsen
2008-07-29 17:59:14
http://www.johnsenclan.com
No outsiders please.  We do all the conversing about the game here.

#1170 by BobJustBob
2008-07-29 18:05:45
I thought your religion was all about bringing outsiders into the fold.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#1171 by Greg
2008-07-29 18:11:34
It depends on how much they "donate".

#1172 by Matt Perkins
2008-07-29 18:46:34
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Fair enough guys.

I'd suggest he start posting here, but he's young and easily influenced. Who knows what you guys would do to him.

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#1173 by jjohnsen
2008-07-29 18:53:05
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#1170 by BobJustBob
I thought your religion was all about bringing outsiders into the fold.

No in my religion of PC.

#1174 by Trunks
2008-07-29 20:05:48
So far we have yot, lwf, Shadarr, McBain, jjohnsen, m0nty, Perkins, Cheesy, and eggbert in. Nothing from Gabe yet, and chris just wants to be emergency fill-in. If Gabe doesn't return, we can either stay at 10 teams or look for 1 more and have chris fill in for #12. If Gabe does come back, we look for 1 more and if we can't get another we have chris fill in.

And I agree, Funkdrunk should be at the top of the list if he wants to come back.

#1175 by Trunks
2008-08-05 22:46:01
SJ Mercury News columnist weighs in on the current Niner QB controversy:

Until last night�s final 49ers-Raiders practice session in Napa, I didn�t know what to do with the prospect of J.T. O�Sullivan as true competition for Alex Smith and Shaun Hill for the starting QB spot. Come on� really? I should take O�Sullivan seriously? It has to be Smith (because of the money) first, Hill (because he�s Mike Nolan�s guy) second� doesn�t it? But after that pass-intensive session, with O�Sullivan, Smith and Hill basically alternating two snaps then two snaps then two snaps or three/three/three against the Raiders DBs and LBs, I had to admit to myself, and now to blog world:

O�Sullivan might really win this job. If you removed all biases and past experience, if you took away salaries and considered strictly as Nolan might be considering it�who gives the 49ers the best shot to win immediately�it might be 1) O�Sullivan; 2) Smith; 3) Hill.

* Smith has the most natural talent, as displayed by several laser-shot out-patterns (two for TDs in red zone action), but makes the most grievious mistakes and looks the clunkiest when things aren�t going smoothly.

* Hill gets rid of the ball quickest, which is very important in Martz�s offense, but you do not want to see him throw it beyond 20 yards and he rarely does.

* O�Sullivan has the loud personality and command of the offense and has more of an arm than Hill, but rarely makes the kind of eye-popping throw that Smith can occasionally peel off.

So? I can�t believe I�m saying it, but, given the parameters of this competition�political, personal and otherwise�I believe O�Sullivan might have a 45% chance to start Game 1. I�d right now give Smith 35% and Hill 20%. THAT�S PENDING PRESEASON ACTION, OF COURSE. But unless Hill sizzles in the exhibitions, I think it should come down to O�Sullivan and Smith�with Hill as the designated No. 2 behind either one because Hill is the guy most likely to keep mentally in it if he�s the back-up and most capable of winning games later in the season if he�s not anointed No. 1 right away.

And I think that, even if O�Sullivan looks sharper now, as long as it�s close, Smith should win this summer derby and start Week 1 because the odds are that he will pick up the offense at some point and when he does, he�ll be far and away the best QB. It should be Smith, for at least the first four weeks of the season, then see if he deserves to keep the job. That might not help Nolan�s own job security�especially if Smith struggles against the early schedule (@Seattle Week 2, @New Orleans Week 4). But it�s what�s best for the franchise; if you pass on Smith for Week 1, that�s really making The Decision on Smith.

If you pick O�Sullivan, you�re saying Smith�s not the guy and probably never will be. After all that hope, hype and cash spent. Are the 49ers really ready to say that in the midst of such a tight competition? J.T. O�Sullivan as the 49ers� starting QB has to be CARVED IN STONE�once you go to him, there�s probably no going back to Smith. And nobody should be ready to carve that in stone as of yet and maybe not for a few months.

All of that could and will change dramatically after the preseason opener Friday against these same Raiders, but we have no idea how. Nolan and Martz won�t even say who�s starting the game and what the rotation will be. And I know I�m writing this after Peter King just speculated that Hill (my No. 3 guy) is the most likely starting choice for the 49ers. But Peter hasn�t watched practiced, that I know of. I just did.

Oh well. As I�ve argued for months now, I think there are three agendas at work here, all logical:

-Nolan likes gritty, quiet leader Hill because Hill basically saved Nolan�s job last year and made Smith seem like a dubious starter;

-Martz likes O�Sullivan, because Martz loves to show the rest of the NFL what he can do with their reject QBs;

-GM Scot McCloughan likes Smith because McCloughan always likes the most talented guy and somebody has to watch out for salary-cap consequences.

I think they�re all stuck right now. There�s no clear-cut choice and it�s very possible that at the end of three exhibitions (since nobody wants this to come down to the fourth and final exhibition), there still won�t be a clear-cut choice. Simply: None of the three are good enough for true separation.

I think Nolan will want to award all ties to Hill. I think a huge determining factor will be Martz�how hard does he push O�Sullivan? Does he think he can get more traction and credit by fixing Smith or creating O�Sullivan? Does he risk his reputation�and his head-coaching future�on JTO? I think it will end up as a basic two-way tie, and Smith will win that coin flip. There�s too much at stake to toss him aside now over a slight preference, unless Martz really decides the team has to move him out.

It has to be Smith, unless he totally flops in the preseason, with O�Sullivan and Hill ready to go if he flounders by early October.


I'm actually pulling for JTO to make it, partly because he's a fellow UCD Aggie, but also because I'd love to see another "QB comes out of nowhere and does very well" storyline. Though I doubt that even that happening would overpower the Favre nonsense.

#1176 by Trunks
2008-08-05 22:46:25
What the hell...

#1177 by Shadarr
2008-08-06 00:09:13
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I'm pulling for O'Sullivan because I've already seen what Smith and Hill can do, and it's not that much.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#1178 by Matt Perkins
2008-08-06 02:56:22
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I say get Favre and throw him in the mix!

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#1179 by Greg
2008-08-06 03:15:48
If that'll get him out of the sports sections, then rock on.

#1180 by Shadarr
2008-08-06 03:24:49
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Favre and Martz are about as incompatible as two people can be.  It would be awesome to see them tarnish each other's legacies but I don't want them doing it in SF.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#1181 by CheesyPoof
2008-08-06 03:54:40
The Jets are interested in Favre, but the Pack seem intent on cocking this up.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1182 by McBain
2008-08-06 05:01:49
I hope the Vikings some how get him.  That would be awesome.

#1183 by Chunkstyle
2008-08-06 05:11:13
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
I hope the Bears get him, that would be awesomer.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#1184 by Funkdrunk
2008-08-06 05:18:43
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
It would be just the Jets luck to get him.

Funk.

#1185 by LPMiller
2008-08-06 05:59:08
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
it would be awesome, but no way the packers let him go to the vikings. But it's all the talk here "what if" sort of thing.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#1186 by yotsuya
2008-08-06 07:11:54
Week One NFL SOLID Lock Of The Week for you degerate gamblers:

Cardinals over 49ERS by 7*











Home team in CAPS.
#1187 by m0nty
2008-08-06 07:31:57
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
No one cares about the SF QB situation. Except Shadarr, who no doubt will draft JTO in round 2.
#1188 by McBain
2008-08-06 09:01:41
ESPN is talking about him going to the Bucs like its a done deal.

#1189 by Greg
2008-08-06 15:01:20
Wut's a degerate?

#1190 by Matt Perkins
2008-08-06 15:27:47
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Favre does not want to go to the Bucs. Gruden and him may be friends, but Gruden's system is overly complicated, he's a big liar and he's going to into a situation where we already have an established QB.

On the plus side, I've got an opportunity to buy tickets if Favre comes here, so I could see him play with any luck.

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#1191 by LPMiller
2008-08-06 17:58:02
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I have a dream where He goes to the Bucs but is immediately traded to the vikings in some sort of overly complex sitcom deal. I have an active fantasy life, though. My brain tells me it will never happen.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#1192 by Greg
2008-08-06 18:16:34
He just needs to go away. He's such a fucking baby.

#1193 by Chunkstyle
2008-08-06 18:48:56
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
He needs to come to the Bears.  A worn-out old quarterback would still be their best quarterback in decades.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#1194 by yotsuya
2008-08-06 19:53:23
Wut's a degerate?

It's what you get when you use a celphone keypad to type.
#1195 by Shadarr
2008-08-06 20:01:37
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
m0nty (#1187):
No one cares about the SF QB situation. Except Shadarr, who no doubt will draft JTO in round 2.

You must have me confused with somebody who didn't win it all last year.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#1196 by yotsuya
2008-08-06 20:03:33
Who wants to bet JTO will have a killer Week 2 and either m0nty or LittleWood will pick him up, only to discard him after he has an atrocious Week 3.
#1197 by Shadarr
2008-08-06 20:04:41
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
lwf will pick him up and drop him three times before he ever takes a snap.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#1198 by CheesyPoof
2008-08-06 20:14:27
/me puts down the Ravens D as my #1 draft pick

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1199 by lwf
2008-08-06 20:16:30
So?

Once bread becomes toast, it can never go back. Wii.
#1200 by Trunks
2008-08-06 20:18:14
Any word on Funk or Gabe yet?

Looking through the records, Funk still holds the best overall winning percentage at 30-18.

#1201 by yotsuya
2008-08-06 20:39:26
/me puts down the Ravens D as my #1 draft pick

Go for it. They were too roller-coaster for me last year, whereas in years past they were a lock.
#1202 by Matt Perkins
2008-08-06 20:57:30
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Man, I destroyed you guys in PF last year. And I've won my division twice. I sense it's my year to take it all.

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#1203 by jjohnsen
2008-08-06 20:59:21
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I hope Funk plays.

#1204 by McBain
2008-08-06 21:11:54
I think we can assume Funk is in for now.

#1205 by CheesyPoof
2008-08-06 21:39:08
Gabe said no in IRC. I say down with Gabe!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1206 by Trunks
2008-08-06 23:01:51
So if Funk is in, chris is still in. Otherwise, we drop to 10 teams unless there are other Crappers out there who want in.

#1207 by Shadarr
2008-08-06 23:37:39
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
WTF is wrong with Gabe?

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#1208 by Shadarr
2008-08-06 23:42:02
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
yotsuya (#1201):
/me puts down the Ravens D as my #1 draft pick

Go for it. They were too roller-coaster for me last year, whereas in years past they were a lock.

They're getting old, especially Ray Lewis.  And they've been losing players to free agency.  That defense was built with high draft picks, it can't be maintained with low picks.  Nobody can stay good forever.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#1209 by yotsuya
2008-08-07 01:21:07
So if Funk is in, chris is still in. Otherwise, we drop to 10 teams unless there are other Crappers out there who want in.


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