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February 20th 2008, 21:15 CET by jjohnsen

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#2193 by LPMiller
2008-07-14 20:44:55
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
CheesyPoof
I like Stella Artois even though it is from EU SuperMegaBru.



Oddly enough, her name is Stella Rose.

gaggle
So who's the hunny in turquoise?


That would be my 11 year old daughter, Samantha. She's easier to photograph, because she doesn't move at lighting speeds. Stella's idea of posing is to say cheese and run away in the time it takes to reach the shutter button.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2194 by gaggle
2008-07-14 20:56:53
Ah. How… awkward of me.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2195 by Jibble
2008-07-14 20:57:55
Did gaggle just make a pass at an 11 year old?

Mah spoon is too big. :(

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 190 lbs.  10 to go.
#2196 by CheesyPoof
2008-07-14 21:00:22
Format may be a racist nazi, but gaggle's a paedo. Eewwww.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#2197 by gaggle
2008-07-14 21:02:01
She looks 14! I swear!

No lets move on before the joke actually gets awkward.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2198 by BobJustBob
2008-07-14 21:06:02
And yet he criticizes the child molesting faggot.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#2199 by Jamie
2008-07-14 21:12:48
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
#2193 by LPMiller

That would be my 11 year old daughter, Samantha.

First, nice choice for HER name, LP! Better than Stella.

Second, haha, nice one gaggle. Someone needs to bookmark that for the next TOTY awards.

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#2200 by gaggle
2008-07-14 21:13:51
*bows*

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2201 by G-Man
2008-07-14 21:16:14
She really could pass for high teens. Probably an angle thing.
#2202 by Matt Perkins
2008-07-14 21:30:40
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Yeah, not to back up G-Man's normal creepiness, but I thought maybe she was your wife or something in that shot. :)

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#2203 by gaggle
2008-07-14 21:37:09
That was actually the joke I was going for, but LP's reveal made the whole thing hilariously creepy.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2204 by yotsuya
2008-07-14 21:48:30
ChoMos
#2205 by Jibble
2008-07-14 22:49:15
Way to backpedal there, gaggle, you sick fucker.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 190 lbs.  10 to go.
#2206 by LPMiller
2008-07-14 23:00:33
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
yeah, she is starting to not look like my little girl anymore. Sigh. Time moves so slow till you have kids, then wham, they are 32 and begging you to pay for their lesbian wedding.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2207 by gaggle
2008-07-14 23:16:57
#2205 by Jibble
gaggle, you sick fucker.

Yeah that's what your mom said. Y'know, last night! Wink wink. Y'know?


If Al Bundy taught me anything it was that a hilarious part of being a dad is beating up your daughter's boyfriends.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2208 by BobJustBob
2008-07-15 01:04:30
He even got to beat up Angel that one time.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#2209 by gaggle
2008-07-15 01:09:46
Indeed!

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2210 by BobJustBob
2008-07-15 02:46:30
Anheuser Busch. Awesome, I was only one letter off.

Awesome quotes from CNN's story on the merger:

"I was actually drinking a Bud Light when I heard, and I couldn't even finish it. That's the honest-to-God truth." I believe him. I also find it hard to finish Bud Lights.

"America is not for sale, and neither is her beer." Woohoo, free beer!

"There's nothing inherently wrong with the taste of Budweiser." Objection!

"I've drank tons of different beers, different brands; but Bud Light has always been the one to me that was the easiest to go down and had the smoothest taste." Well, it is the closest you can get to alcoholic water.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#2211 by Jamie
2008-07-15 03:30:20
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
It's amazing, but the whole town has gone ape shit over this story. While I was at the gym there were three local news shows on 3 different TVs devoting almost their entire half hour to it. I've seen a lot of cans of bud light rattling down conveyor belts in the last 24 hours.

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#2212 by Jibble
2008-07-15 05:42:29
Monty Python said it best. American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 190 lbs.  10 to go.
#2213 by Dumdeedum
2008-07-15 05:46:52
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Comments like the ones on that CNN story kind of make me wish I really was plotting to undermine all that America™ holds dear.

If I become a billionaire I'll buy Harley Davidson and let some Japanese guys run it.

MP3 Of The Week: MIA - Paper Planes.mp3 (?)
#2214 by CheesyPoof
2008-07-15 05:48:30
When I was in STL Schafly was pretty good. Didn't have a drop of Bud.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#2215 by Ergo
2008-07-15 08:15:50
#2212 by Jibble

Monty Python said it best. American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

Meh. There's lots of great beer in the US. Budweiser and Miller just ain't it.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#2216 by Ashiran
2008-07-15 10:57:11
I'm amazed that InBev actually wanted to buy. Then again, they always had several...eh..."substandard" beers in their line up.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#2217 by LPMiller
2008-07-15 14:14:22
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
the quality of product has nothing to do with it.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2218 by CheesyPoof
2008-07-15 15:33:08
I can't wait for the Coor ad campaign with the stars and strips in the background and proclaiming it the one true American beer. I think Miller had this nonsense when that South African firm bought them out.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#2219 by TreeFrog
2008-07-15 15:39:33
So does drinking Bud (an act of madness in and of itself) now make you a communist?

The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
#2220 by eggbert
2008-07-15 17:58:03
http://www.stuffresearch.com
Worse, it makes you Belgian.
#2221 by CheesyPoof
2008-07-15 18:29:16
I dunno that it's a terrible thing. Great beer (I mean in country, not Bud), fine chocolates, what's not to like? What's that you say, the French half? Oh, don't worry, there's still the other half that's fine.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#2222 by CheesyPoof
2008-07-15 18:29:57
Better Belgian than Texan, I say.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#2223 by TreeFrog
2008-07-15 18:45:45
I see the country's still busy trying to tear itself apart. Bloody lazy Walloons.

The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
#2224 by Jamie
2008-07-15 19:21:34
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
#2214 by CheesyPoof

When I was in STL Schafly was pretty good.


Mmmm... Yeah, they're my favorite "micro" brewery. Their Hefeweizen (unfiltered wheat bear) is awesome. I had a keg of that at my wedding reception.


#2216 by Ashiran

I'm amazed that InBev actually wanted to buy. Then again, they always had several...eh..."substandard" beers in their line up.

Anheuser-Busch has established inroads to China. They started building them aggressively back in the 90s when I worked there. China is UGE. SO UGE THERE'S NO ROOM FOR THE H!

blog | photoblog | PlanetCrap Flickr group

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#2225 by Ashiran
2008-07-15 19:33:53
Well I agree that the Chinese will drink anything. Even buying expensive whiskeys and then mixing them with Pepsi.

Barbarians, the lot of them.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#2226 by Shadarr
2008-07-15 19:50:28
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
eggbert (#2220):
Worse, it makes you Belgian.

Actually, InBev is run by Brazilians now.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#2227 by TreeFrog
2008-07-15 22:21:39
Jamie (#2224):
(unfiltered wheat bear) is awesome. I had a keg of that at my wedding reception.

Holy shit dude. That's pretty hardcore.

The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
#2228 by Dumdeedum
2008-07-15 22:27:57
http://www.dumdeedum.com
You mean you didn't have a wheat bear at your wedding?

MP3 Of The Week: MIA - Paper Planes.mp3 (?)
#2229 by LPMiller
2008-07-15 22:35:36
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I had wheat piranha.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2230 by TreeFrog
2008-07-15 22:39:57
Well sure I did. But I wasn't having one of those unfiltered motherfuckers running amuck and eating the band.

The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
#2231 by Jamie
2008-07-15 22:44:06
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Kept the photographer busy, though.

blog | photoblog | PlanetCrap Flickr group

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#2232 by LPMiller
2008-07-21 03:50:37
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
for reasons I don't understand, my father in law brought this picture i took at the walker last weekend and brought it his photo group and the professional guy there said it was an awesome picture and apparently, the best picture I've ever taken. Frankly, I don't know how that could possibly happen other than by accident.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2233 by McBain
2008-07-21 04:00:01
I got married there.

#2234 by Jibble
2008-07-21 04:41:08
LP, who's the hottie on the right? I'd totally hit that!

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 190 lbs.  10 to go.
#2235 by LPMiller
2008-07-21 04:46:03
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
that's the wife.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2236 by Jibble
2008-07-21 04:59:31
Hrm...would have been funnier if I'd said "in the middle". If I ever time travel, I'll make sure to correct that. Seeing as how it's not yet corrected, I assume I'll never time travel.

That's depressing.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 190 lbs.  10 to go.
#2237 by Ashiran
2008-07-21 10:22:22
Your chance of being a creepy pedo, lost in the past.

Gaggle wins.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#2238 by bago
2008-07-21 10:51:37
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Setting up  southern crap-wife-swap-con?

Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as "optical intercourse" — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as "making eye babies."
#2239 by gaggle
2008-07-21 13:27:53
Yay, I win at something! Oh a glorious day indeed. And it is a nice picture LP.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#2240 by LPMiller
2008-07-21 14:18:32
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
actually, the one in the middle is a monkey.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#2241 by bishop
2008-07-21 15:55:40
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
then where are the wings?
#2242 by Jamie
2008-07-21 17:37:21
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Didn't get to go on my cave photography walk this weekend. :( My mother-in-law had to go in the hospital and I needed to stay home and watch the kids so my wife could go visit her.

Also, the meetup.com group seemed to kind of asplode the next day. Meaning I got a note saying that the organizer had stepped down without naming a successor and that there was now a time bomb strapped to the group that was going to go off in 3 days if nobody stepped up and took over.

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"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
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