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The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.
February 19th 2008, 23:50 CET by CheesyPoof The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards. Things get better with age and since the 2007 TOTY's are 20 days late that should only make them better. Enjoy. Old categories didn't make any sense so I made some up. Anyone that doesn't get a mention isn't witty enough! PLANETCRAP DIVISION PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly. PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll -- bago. Again. Slim pickings here. PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll -- Marsh Davies. Pretty much no one else in contention, but then again to be able to wax lyrically about games takes a special troll. PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff. PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll -- No new cliches, PC is dying!!1! PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll -- Joker. Big old YF Yawn for this one. PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll -- Greg, because, well, he's a Philly fan and that's enough. PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll -- Dum wins this for the Crysis review. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games. PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll -- No new blood. PC is dying!!1! PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post -- Gabe for "Meat is tasty." PlanetCrap's Best Storyteller Troll -- Dingle, did he tell you about the time some kid popped their self off in the classroom? PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Wingwalker, where have you gone, uhm, coo coo ca choo PlanetCrap's Better Late than Never Troll -- Jibble for trolling me into doing this topic PlanetCrap's Best Anti-Troll Troll -- jjohnsen PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin. Breaking boards anyone? PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games? PlanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain. PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please! PlanetCrap Troll with the worst Meme -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, old. PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project Troll -- jamie for all the photography stuff. PlanetCrap's Most Forgetful Troll -- Squeaky PlanetCrap's Most Authoritative Troll -- Caryn, respect her authority! PlanetCrap's Multi Class Troll -- g-man for lawyer/troll. Well, the lawyer stories were fun while they lasted. Special Category: Best Troll of a Metropolitan Police Department -- Cartoon network. TROLL OF THE YEAR PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Gabe because he makes people leave forver in PC and in #pc. |
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Well, some of it is tasty. "You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
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Hell yeah. That's a really tastefully modified EG Civic. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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Fish Heads, Fish Heads Funk. |
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My daughter's first Spore attempt. Her goal was to create a long neck then stick as much crap as she could to it. |
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Her goal was reached, admirably. |
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That is indeed quite a success. "You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
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It is sort of interesting to think that Spore can act as a tool for kids to take the creatures they imagine and make them "real". Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Jibble (#963): It is sort of interesting to think that Spore can act as a tool for kids to take the creatures they imagine and make them "real". Or horrifying, depending on the kid. I suppose it's this writ large. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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I think I'll just wait for the full game and let my ten year old lose on that and see what happens. "the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
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Yeesh, harsh, Matt. "My kid sucks! Watch him suck at Spore as well!" Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Then he'll take the creation out back, make his kid dig a hole, and shoot it. |
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"See? That what happens to shit that LOSERS make!" Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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That was beautiful. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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I'm not sure I follow. I just think it makes more sense to let the kid play with the creature creator after they can do something with it. You know, create this creature, then go here and see what you can do with it. My five year old won't care about the second part, but my ten year old might. "the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
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Pssst. Guys. I don't think he gets it. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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That's newsworthy. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Yeah, he pegged the Perkins Density (tm) meter right there. My office shifted about 2 inches in the direction of Florida. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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oh...umm...yeah. I read over that sentence a good 5-10 times too, trying to see it. It's true, I'm broken. "the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
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Ergo (#973): My office shifted about 2 inches in the direction of Florida. I lol'd. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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Matt spells like he lives: fast and lose. "The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
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Bob wins. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Trolllllllllllllll. Am I doing it right? |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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I'm not sure I follow. I just think it makes more sense to let the kid play with the creature creator after they can do something with it. You know, create this creature, then go here and see what you can do with it. My five year old won't care about the second part, but my ten year old might. My 11 year old played with the trial of the creature creator for about 2 hours before I kicked her off my PC. The 4 year old sat, watched and giggled the entire time. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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My daughter's done about 20 creatures so far, with no sign of her losing interest. The only downside to her is she'd like to see some more backgrounds, more cutesy stuff like being able to put your creature in a fairy world or a princesses castle. How many young kids draw pictures for hours without using those pictures for some larger world? |
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You can take pictures of your creature on the black background and mask them into another picture, but I know what you mean. The background choice is surprisingly limited given the number of choices for everything else. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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the spore creature creator does nothing for me. |
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The first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem. Well done. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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So you keep telling us. "The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
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I look forward to Spore, but I'm not shelling out 10 bucks for a creature editor. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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It's worth the ten bucks, plus it came with a coupon for $5 off the full game. The purchased creator has about five times the amount of stuff to play with, I'd gladly pay my $5 again. |
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Ergo: so bitter, jaded! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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£4.99 creature creator comes with £5 off Spore (from Selected Online Outlets) over here. You can't go wrong with a cost of -1p! The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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This is exactly how congress "cuts" spending. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#988 by CheesyPoof Ergo: so bitter, jaded! How so? I plan on buying the full game. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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but I'm not shelling out 10 bucks for a creature editor. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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I still don't understand your point. Because I'm not going to buy the editor, I'm bitter and jaded? Uh...okay. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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i don't get it either, cause I'll likely get spore, but I'm not paying 10 bucks to make random monsters I can't do all that much with. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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If I had kids I'd shell out $5 for the entertainment value alone. |
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I think I've had my -1p worth of entertainment out of it. Needs an easier way to give your creature whiskers, though. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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I'm with LP and Ergo, I'll just wait for the full game I'll most likely be buying. "the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
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lwf is a fucking douchebag. |
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