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The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.
February 19th 2008, 23:50 CET by CheesyPoof

The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.

Things get better with age and since the 2007 TOTY's are 20 days late that should only make them better. Enjoy. Old categories didn't make any sense so I made some up. Anyone that doesn't get a mention isn't witty enough!

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly.
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll  -- bago. Again. Slim pickings here.
PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll  -- Marsh Davies. Pretty much no one else in contention, but then again to be able to wax lyrically about games takes a special troll.
PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll  -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff.
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll  -- No new cliches, PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll  -- Joker. Big old YF Yawn for this one.
PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll  -- Greg, because, well, he's a Philly fan and that's enough.
PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll  -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll  -- Dum wins this for the Crysis review. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games.
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll  -- No new blood. PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post  -- Gabe for "Meat is tasty."
PlanetCrap's Best Storyteller Troll -- Dingle, did he tell you about the time some kid popped their self off in the classroom?
PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Wingwalker, where have you gone, uhm, coo coo ca choo
PlanetCrap's Better Late than Never Troll -- Jibble for trolling me into doing this topic
PlanetCrap's Best Anti-Troll Troll -- jjohnsen
PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin. Breaking boards anyone?
PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games?
PlanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain.
PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please!
PlanetCrap Troll with the worst Meme -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, old.
PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project Troll -- jamie for all the photography stuff.
PlanetCrap's Most Forgetful Troll -- Squeaky
PlanetCrap's Most Authoritative Troll -- Caryn, respect her authority!
PlanetCrap's Multi Class Troll -- g-man for lawyer/troll. Well, the lawyer stories were fun while they lasted.

Special Category:
Best Troll of a Metropolitan Police Department -- Cartoon network.

TROLL OF THE YEAR
PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Gabe because he makes people leave forver in PC and in #pc.
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#913 by Jibble
2008-04-14 21:55:30
I think today we're all getting a good mental picture of why Format is the way he is.

"My dad has a huge dick! I hate my mom!"

Next he'll be telling us he has one testicle and keeps getting rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#914 by Squeaky
2008-04-14 21:58:41
#913 by Jibble

I think today we're all getting a good mental picture of why Format is the way he is.

"My dad has a huge dick! I hate my mom!"

Next he'll be telling us he has one testicle and keeps getting rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

Heh. Nice one.

#915 by Matt Perkins
2008-04-14 22:16:47
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Jibble (#913):
keeps getting rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

That's explains a lot.

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#916 by yotsuya
2008-04-14 22:24:03
Jibble's on FIRE today. Good job.
#917 by FoRmaT
2008-04-14 23:02:14
"My dad has a huge dick! I hate my mom!"


You brought up the size of my father's dick, not me. I brought up my mother because we were talking about food that disgusts me, and I remembered that event. It's not that I hear voices in my head that tell me to beat women to death with a salami because of it.

And of course that doesn't have anything to do with my testicles or an arts academy, unless it's a Simpsons reference or something.

Dude, you are funny sometimes, but right now you are just annoying.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#918 by Jibble
2008-04-14 23:07:23
The fact that you didn't get the joke makes it even funnier.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#919 by Shadarr
2008-04-14 23:07:24
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
ETA to Format apologising after blowing up: 5 hours.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#920 by Squeaky
2008-04-14 23:09:04
#918 by Jibble

The fact that you didn't get the joke makes it even funnier.

Oh I agree. I was going to spoil it for him, but he has to find out himself.

#921 by Jibble
2008-04-14 23:18:58
If he has to go and research it, it's going to make him more angry when he figures it out. It's like a joke within a joke.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#922 by Ergo
2008-04-14 23:48:23
#913 by Jibble

Next he'll be telling us he has one testicle and keeps getting rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

Awesome, Jibble. +100 points.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#923 by FoRmaT
2008-04-14 23:55:13
Ok, googled it up.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#924 by Marsh Davies
2008-04-14 23:59:46
www.verbalchilli.com
#913 by Jibble

I think today we're all getting a good mental picture of why Format is the way he is.

"My dad has a huge dick! I hate my mom!"

Next he'll be telling us he has one testicle and keeps getting rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

This post is the best post.

#925 by Shadarr
2008-04-15 00:35:01
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Thread won.  Lock it down.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#926 by McBain
2008-04-15 07:04:41
Meat is an ecological disaster.  We should all stop eating it.  Ultimately, however that's not going to happen without an enormous amount of poltical will.

Meat tastes really good, and I'd have a really difficult time giving it up.  I feel the same way about cars, they are an utter disaster, but they are so damned convenient.

It would take an enormous global cultural change to reverse either of these things, and I don't see them happening under any scenario.  So I've resigned myself to the upcoming apocalypse and I'm going to get while the getting is good.

#927 by lwf
2008-04-15 07:14:05
Yep. I eat as much meat as possible while I can, and I like to drive around as much as I can too, because gas is only going to get more expensive, I might as well burn as much as I can now while it's still relatively cheap.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#928 by lwf
2008-04-15 07:19:06
Also, I try to have sex with as many 14 year olds as possible because you never know when they might jack that age of consent up.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#929 by anaqer
2008-04-15 22:41:37
I, too, would like to suck up to Jibble for #913.
That post was pretty darn well constructed.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#930 by FoRmaT
2008-04-15 23:22:20
Why you back-stabbing car stereo thief!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#931 by BobJustBob
2008-06-20 23:37:24
Another one bites the dust.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#932 by CheesyPoof
2008-06-20 23:40:55
Posting spree!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#933 by BobJustBob
2008-06-20 23:43:35
I theorized that maybe the reason no one was posting is that they weren't interested in any current topics of discussion. So I tried to start a few more.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#934 by CheesyPoof
2008-06-20 23:44:30
I've done it before when things were slow. I'm a leader, you're a follower. Get me a cup of coffee!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#935 by BobJustBob
2008-06-20 23:45:06
I'm proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#936 by CheesyPoof
2008-06-20 23:47:10
Great, but where's my coffee?

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#937 by BobJustBob
2008-06-20 23:53:37
Coffee is for closers.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#938 by CheesyPoof
2008-06-21 00:00:04
Well, either this is going to dead end at quip corner or the spree wouldn't have taken here.

Regardless, it's better us going back and forth than gaggle and format. Man, check PC during the weekend and see 50 new posts and wondering what it was about, but then it was those two talking about something. I'd just pretend they were british guys with gaggle saying "Pip! Pip!" and format saying "Cheeri-ho!"

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#939 by BobJustBob
2008-06-21 00:06:47
It's more like Format saying "Sieg Heil, you ass-ramming bitches!" and gaggle says "You're a jerk." and Format cries and says "Why you gotta be so mean?"

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#940 by CheesyPoof
2008-06-21 00:09:38
Well, I glossed over the stuff and made it up in my mind. I guess you read it, sorry.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#941 by BobJustBob
2008-06-21 00:14:03
I made mine up too. Format's side was pretty accurate, but gaggle's would be more like "Sieg heil? Do people really say that? It sounds so racist and xenophobic after the events of WW2. I can understand why you'd still say it, after all it's just a phrase and maybe you feel it's unfair that it was co-opted for such a nefarious purpose and is tainted forever. I guess you can use whatever words you want, after all it's a free country and I respect that. But I still know that I'm right and that you're a Nazi. :)"

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#942 by Ergo
2008-06-21 00:31:07
Your impression of gaggle is creepily accurate. I could even hear his whiny, high-pitched voice; Swedish accent and all.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#943 by BobJustBob
2008-06-21 00:35:04
All his posts follow the same formula. Condescending inquiry and disbelief, condescending justification for condescension, transparent attempt to appear to attempt understanding, expression that he is no way judging you, parting statement of judging condescension, smiley face.

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#944 by Jamie
2008-06-21 00:40:14
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Uh, guys, he's like standing right over there. I think he can hear you.

blog | photoblog | PlanetCrap Flickr group

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#945 by BobJustBob
2008-06-21 00:43:58
"You really think I sound like that? Really? I guess you are stupid enough to misinterpret me so badly. I'm only trying to explain myself and justify my opinions. Maybe I come across poorly in text and it seems harsher than it is. I can't blame you for the limitations of the medium. Next time just try not you be such a jerk about it, mkay? :)"

"The best experiences are generative experiences. The best stories are player stories." - Will Wright
#946 by Squeaky
2008-06-21 01:01:59
If there wasn't cake over on the left, I'd swear that was gaggle.

#947 by Ergo
2008-06-21 01:13:37
#945 by BobJustBob

"You really think I sound like that? Really? I guess you are stupid enough to misinterpret me so badly. I'm only trying to explain myself and justify my opinions. Maybe I come across poorly in text and it seems harsher than it is. I can't blame you for the limitations of the medium. Next time just try not you be such a jerk about it, mkay? :)"

*goosebumps*

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#948 by yotsuya
2008-06-21 01:41:20
Wait a minute? Bob is Gaggle???!!!

Actually, it's pretty spot on, but I'd give you more points if you would have rememebered to type out dramatic pauses and sound effects.
#949 by Shadarr
2008-06-21 01:41:56
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
All his posts follow the same formula. Condescending inquiry and disbelief, condescending justification for condescension, transparent attempt to appear to attempt understanding, expression that he is no way judging you, parting statement of judging condescension, smiley face.

Pretty please code this into a gaggle-post generator.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#950 by gaggle
2008-06-21 04:55:14
#941 by BobJustBob
right and that you're a Nazi. :)"

Aww and you even got the smiley right. That's pretty damned good, you are applauded. Though I gotta say you're confusing me with format in #945. Oh and of course fuck your mother etc., your words would mean more if they weren't, uh, yours.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#951 by Ergo
2008-06-21 05:33:47
Dammit, gaggle, I had that Swedish troll comment all set up and you didn't even bite. Curse you!

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#952 by Ashiran
2008-06-21 10:38:28
Maybe he moved.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#953 by gaggle
2008-06-21 13:03:18
Let me extend my applauding to all the posts, that was a decent attempt at gagpiling. I did snicker at the Swedish part heh.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#954 by McBain
2008-06-21 13:13:26
Swedish Troll sounds like a delicious pastry.

#955 by gaggle
2008-06-21 13:20:47
Full of bork, num num num!

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#956 by CheesyPoof
2008-06-21 19:42:32
Ain;t nuthin from Sweden that's tasty. It's all boiled fish heads and shit.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#957 by gaggle
2008-06-21 19:48:54
Well, some of it is tasty.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
#958 by TreeFrog
2008-06-21 19:54:37
Hell yeah. That's a really tastefully modified EG Civic.

The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig”, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
#959 by Funkdrunk
2008-06-21 19:55:53
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Fish Heads, Fish Heads

Funk.

#960 by jjohnsen
2008-06-22 18:02:08
http://www.johnsenclan.com
My daughter's first Spore attempt.  Her goal was to create a long neck then stick as much crap as she could to it.

#961 by bishop
2008-06-22 18:35:44
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
Her goal was reached, admirably.
#962 by gaggle
2008-06-22 19:11:00
That is indeed quite a success.

"You can produce nuclear reactions directly through ultra high electric field initiated photodisintegration."
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