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The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.
February 19th 2008, 23:50 CET by CheesyPoof

The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.

Things get better with age and since the 2007 TOTY's are 20 days late that should only make them better. Enjoy. Old categories didn't make any sense so I made some up. Anyone that doesn't get a mention isn't witty enough!

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly.
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll  -- bago. Again. Slim pickings here.
PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll  -- Marsh Davies. Pretty much no one else in contention, but then again to be able to wax lyrically about games takes a special troll.
PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll  -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff.
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll  -- No new cliches, PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll  -- Joker. Big old YF Yawn for this one.
PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll  -- Greg, because, well, he's a Philly fan and that's enough.
PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll  -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll  -- Dum wins this for the Crysis review. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games.
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll  -- No new blood. PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post  -- Gabe for "Meat is tasty."
PlanetCrap's Best Storyteller Troll -- Dingle, did he tell you about the time some kid popped their self off in the classroom?
PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Wingwalker, where have you gone, uhm, coo coo ca choo
PlanetCrap's Better Late than Never Troll -- Jibble for trolling me into doing this topic
PlanetCrap's Best Anti-Troll Troll -- jjohnsen
PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin. Breaking boards anyone?
PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games?
PlanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain.
PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please!
PlanetCrap Troll with the worst Meme -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, old.
PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project Troll -- jamie for all the photography stuff.
PlanetCrap's Most Forgetful Troll -- Squeaky
PlanetCrap's Most Authoritative Troll -- Caryn, respect her authority!
PlanetCrap's Multi Class Troll -- g-man for lawyer/troll. Well, the lawyer stories were fun while they lasted.

Special Category:
Best Troll of a Metropolitan Police Department -- Cartoon network.

TROLL OF THE YEAR
PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Gabe because he makes people leave forver in PC and in #pc.
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#61 by anaqer
2008-02-20 10:52:28
Yes.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#62 by Ashiran
2008-02-20 11:30:35
Once again I'm not on the list.

Win!

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#63 by Wudi
2008-02-20 13:42:54
I demand a recount!

Zep--

Save the cheerleader ... Save the world.
#64 by assemblerer
2008-02-20 14:53:07
http://blog.nopdesign.sk
You don't post enough to win a SUMAS, don't even dream about TOTY.

But that "PS3 is the win" on QT3 was amusing, but, as you know, that doesn't count.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#65 by Fugazi(werking)
2008-02-20 15:18:01
jcawthorn@evercorp.com
Re: Warren and Ray leaving

Well after reading the context of their leaving, I must conclude that they were already pissed or disillusioned with PC and that was simply the last straw for them. Some of the responses were stinging, but none were overboard and Warren's hubris has always been a problem for him. I have been on the receiving end of a few Gabe retorts and it's easy to take offense or be hurt by how the words look on the page-but then I think of Gabe smirking, neatly groomed, holding a hotdog and giving me a big thumbs-up and it doesn't hurt anymore.
This is the key problem in having debates within this medium. There is no tone, inflection or body language to convey or dispel the aggressiveness of the statements. It's all flat accusative text saying "YOU ARE DUMB/WRONG/SIMPLE/IMMATURE/PIGGISH" etc. I've left a few times, although never really due to a conflict here (and I have been pwnd by both Caryn and Foodbunny on topics that they knew way more about than I did)-I just like the people here. They're real-warts and all.

*GROUP HUG*

Ahem-flame away.
Also-when people leave with such drama, I just know they check the thread a few times to see what everyone is saying about them for at least a few days afterwards. Everyone likes to be missed.

#66 by Jibble
2008-02-20 15:22:07
That's it. Leaving forever.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#67 by Dumdeedum
2008-02-20 16:52:41
http://www.dumdeedum.com
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly.

Ng Yo really deserves "Best Troll Trapped In The Internet Of 1997 And Doesn't Want To Leave".

PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll  -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff.

Warren gave good drama, but I have to agree Penguin's vegan fit was more delicious.

PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll  -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm

This isn't totally fair, I quite like Anacuer.  Replace him with Format and it'll all be good.

He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games.

If I'm totally honest there may have been a certain amount of recidivism on that front, but careful monitoring and selective play styles has allowed me to stay casual.  Honest!  And it's in no way getting in the way of me writing up a Stalker review.

PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please!

I think the Wii repurchase was probably worthy of overall TOTY, but I suppose Gabe has done some good work over the year as well.

Guest MP3 Of The Week: Nellie McKay - Identity Theft.mp3 (Thanks Anaqer!)
#68 by Jibble
2008-02-20 17:20:26
Yeah, Bob really does deserve an award for his work on the Wii front. The set-up for it took most of 2006, and the trolling itself was as unintentional as it was perfectly executed.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#69 by Jibble
2008-02-20 17:20:36
Back!

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#70 by Gunp01nt
2008-02-20 17:24:02
supersimon33@hotmail.com
A Stalker review? Gee, that's only a year late.
Just kidding, looking forward to it. I really appreciated STALKER even though the world constantly scared the shit out of me.

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#71 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-20 17:30:35
Yea, Px is a better choice for drama queen, what with a leaving forever and then coming back and all that. Such is life.

The Bob thing is ok, but not overall TOTY worthy. We all knew it was going to happen, plus, Bob is so earnest in what he believes he doesn't get how he's trolling. Hhhmm, maybe most clueless troll award.

I kinda goofed on the Hugin thing, the breaking boards is a 2006 event, but he still keeps the award for that troll to have such great mindshare carryover.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#72 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-20 17:32:00
And this thread totally blows the doors for the cheap knockoff thread below. A day younger and more posts, A winner is me!

I made a list of the whiners and maybe you'll be considered next year for something.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#73 by BobJustBob
2008-02-20 17:35:36
I don't think you guys even know what trolling is anymore.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#74 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-20 18:42:15
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Fugazi(werking) (#65):
This is the key problem in having debates within this medium. There is no tone, inflection or body language to convey or dispel the aggressiveness of the statements. It's all flat accusative text saying "YOU ARE DUMB/WRONG/SIMPLE/IMMATURE/PIGGISH" etc.

Yeah, this I'll agree with completely. I'd also like some love for driving Warren away! (not really). I feel kinda bad that Warren left, but I think has you say, he was dealing with this and was unable to take this place already. He was always unable to take shit, but always happy to deal it, but at the end, he got even more sensitive about it all.

I don't feel bad that Warren isn't here shitting the place up anymore. I don't know whether it was him or just a tipping point, but planetcrap got a LOT better after he left.

People leave when they don't want to deal anymore, or get busy with rl or it just doesn't matter. And I think that's great. Be here if you want, don't if you don't.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#75 by m0nty
2008-02-20 18:48:08
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
BobJustBob (#73):
I don't think you guys even know what trolling is anymore.

That, my friends, is some award-worthy trolling.
#76 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-20 18:53:17
For 2008, maybe.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#77 by m0nty
2008-02-20 18:55:54
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Vote early!
#78 by Jamie
2008-02-20 20:11:59
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Hey, the photography thread got pushed off the page. Jerks! Go vote for jjohnson's new one in the bin.

Also, happy I didn't make the list.

#79 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-20 20:13:23
You must not have read the whole list...

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#80 by Jamie
2008-02-20 20:15:10
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Ha! I missed that, in fact. Um, hooray?

#81 by Ashiran
2008-02-20 22:04:04
No "Troll that tried the hardest to convince people he isn't one"?

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#82 by anaqer
2008-02-20 23:48:49
A good, thorough Stalker review would interest me.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#83 by OwenButler
2008-02-21 00:07:15
#67 by Dumdeedum

Warren gave good drama, but I have to agree Penguin's vegan fit was more delicious.

Delicious like a bacon and egg sandwich with extra butter.

#84 by anaqer
2008-02-21 01:03:36
#67 by Dumdeedum
This isn't totally fair, I quite like Anacuer.

I guess his case is mostly built upon my - quite severe - privacy intrusions. I got my well-deserved punishment though when she fucked Random J. Skinhead. Right before my eyes. At my birthday party. Sense of humour like that can't be appreciated enough.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#85 by FoRmaT
2008-02-21 01:07:48
GIF?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#86 by anaqer
2008-02-21 01:16:26
3GP. But it was way darker than what my phone could handle, so technically there's only audio footage(?) of the incident.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#87 by Shadarr
2008-02-21 03:13:24
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Stuff White People Like

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#88 by Chunkstyle
2008-02-21 03:18:03
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
I do like many of those things.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#89 by BobJustBob
2008-02-21 03:25:29
If that blog gets passed around much more, it's going to have to add itself to itself.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#90 by Jamie
2008-02-21 03:33:49
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I just don't get the appeal of that blog. It's too understated.

#91 by Squeaky
2008-02-21 04:09:34
#90 by Jamie

I just don't get the appeal of that blog. It's too understated.

Which is something that white people like!

#92 by eggbert
2008-02-21 06:01:45
yankeebabu@india.com http://devsays.blogspot.com
It's funny because its true! It's kind of like watching BET Comicview in reverse. I liked "Standing Still at Concerts", "Living by the Water" and "Top Ten Hip Hop Song White People Love" (I can't count how many times I've seen people try to play Baby Got Back ironically). More topical to the site currently would be "Juno".
#93 by Shadarr
2008-02-21 08:48:45
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I loved the hybrid car and recycling ones.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#94 by Jibble
2008-02-21 13:54:24
That site is pretty funny.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#95 by Gunp01nt
2008-02-21 14:14:49
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Yeah, it's great. Even greater were some of the indignant responses on Qt3.

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#96 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-21 15:20:48
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Some of it is funny, most of it is boring.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#97 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-21 17:02:55
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
You guys are boring, to continue a theme, so I ask the question, which Bionic Commando are you looking forward to more?

It's close to me, but I think I'm really looking forward to the side scroller with coop. That game looks pretty damn cool.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#98 by Greg
2008-02-21 17:14:33
Both. Although I expect the remake of the NES game to be out first.

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#99 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-21 17:22:22
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Greg (#98):
Both. Although I expect the remake of the NES game to be out first.

Both is not an acceptable answer to the question asked nor is the timeline discussion. Sorry, LOSE.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#100 by BobJustBob
2008-02-21 17:24:55
Neither.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#101 by Greg
2008-02-21 17:25:13
LOOK AT MY GODDAMN ICON

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#102 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-21 17:40:59
Both sounds like a perfectly reasonable answer to me.

I have 84 events until I get the Burnout Elite license. By the time I do that hopefully GTA IV will be out.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#103 by FoRmaT
2008-02-21 17:50:14
On the PC?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#104 by Shadarr
2008-02-21 19:20:54
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I have 84 events until I get the Burnout Elite license. By the time I do that hopefully GTA IV will be out.

You don't get sick of driving around, huh?

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#105 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-21 19:29:15
Just like you don't get sick of playing a fake guitar.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#106 by FoRmaT
2008-02-21 19:33:38
Zing?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#107 by Shadarr
2008-02-21 19:34:50
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I get sick of everything.  I almost never play two similar games in a row.  With Rock Band it's taking longer because of the drums and because I'm playing Overlord at the same time.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#108 by gaggle
2008-02-21 23:16:53
I get sick of everything.

Friend!

" It's a mystery!  You love those!  Where are you going?" - Hugin
#109 by gaggle
2008-02-21 23:18:16
I really wanted to say that in the voice of Mongo, but text y'know.

" It's a mystery!  You love those!  Where are you going?" - Hugin
#110 by anaqer
2008-02-21 23:23:30
Here, take these: [][/]

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
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