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The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.
February 19th 2008, 23:50 CET by CheesyPoof The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards. Things get better with age and since the 2007 TOTY's are 20 days late that should only make them better. Enjoy. Old categories didn't make any sense so I made some up. Anyone that doesn't get a mention isn't witty enough! PLANETCRAP DIVISION PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly. PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll -- bago. Again. Slim pickings here. PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll -- Marsh Davies. Pretty much no one else in contention, but then again to be able to wax lyrically about games takes a special troll. PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff. PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll -- No new cliches, PC is dying!!1! PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll -- Joker. Big old YF Yawn for this one. PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll -- Greg, because, well, he's a Philly fan and that's enough. PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll -- Dum wins this for the Crysis review. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games. PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll -- No new blood. PC is dying!!1! PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post -- Gabe for "Meat is tasty." PlanetCrap's Best Storyteller Troll -- Dingle, did he tell you about the time some kid popped their self off in the classroom? PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Wingwalker, where have you gone, uhm, coo coo ca choo PlanetCrap's Better Late than Never Troll -- Jibble for trolling me into doing this topic PlanetCrap's Best Anti-Troll Troll -- jjohnsen PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin. Breaking boards anyone? PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games? PlanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain. PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please! PlanetCrap Troll with the worst Meme -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, old. PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project Troll -- jamie for all the photography stuff. PlanetCrap's Most Forgetful Troll -- Squeaky PlanetCrap's Most Authoritative Troll -- Caryn, respect her authority! PlanetCrap's Multi Class Troll -- g-man for lawyer/troll. Well, the lawyer stories were fun while they lasted. Special Category: Best Troll of a Metropolitan Police Department -- Cartoon network. TROLL OF THE YEAR PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Gabe because he makes people leave forver in PC and in #pc. |
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Sire some more offspring. |
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And have them start posting. |
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I'd like to thank the academy. |
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Yeah, that's RIGHT I'm the most authoritative troll! EAT IT, HUGIN AND G-MAN. Bellydance!
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I never make the troll list. Funk. |
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I'd like to know how I keep getting passed over. Don't I love you enough! Don't I! DON'T I! "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Sorry for making people leave forver. |
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Gabe (#47): Sorry for making people leave forver. (lies) "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Yeah, how does Perkins not make the list? How about Troll Most Likely To Post Something To Make Other Trolls Feel Good About Themselves? |
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I don't think I've ever made the list. It's sad really. I work and cook and I clean and I love and what do I get for it? NOTHING! I'm starting to think maybe you don't love me anymore... "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Matthew possibly missed me mocking the typo in the topic. |
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This is how Warren went out: OK. See ya! This is how PenguinX went out: Guess what? Leaving forever. Enjoy yourselves. You decide. |
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I heartily endorse this troll awards list and/or product. |
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#47 by Gabe Sorry for making people leave forver. Who did gabe make leave forever? |
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#45 by Funkdrunk I never make the troll list. Funk. Ever tried posting more? I hear it helps. #10 - Why not both come out of a window?
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Was this the year Bob came back? If so he deserves an award for best prodigal troll. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Here is the Real 2007 PlanetCrap Funkiest Poster of the Year Awards: Funkiest Poster Lifetime Achievement Award: Funkdrunk. That is all. |
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loneliest troll: funkdrunk |
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What are the drunkiest poster of the year? |
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anawhwer? " It's a mystery! You love those! Where are you going?" - Hugin
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Yes. #10 - Why not both come out of a window?
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Once again I'm not on the list. Win! Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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I demand a recount! Zep-- Save the cheerleader ... Save the world.
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You don't post enough to win a SUMAS, don't even dream about TOTY. But that "PS3 is the win" on QT3 was amusing, but, as you know, that doesn't count. blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100. In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon |
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Re: Warren and Ray leaving Well after reading the context of their leaving, I must conclude that they were already pissed or disillusioned with PC and that was simply the last straw for them. Some of the responses were stinging, but none were overboard and Warren's hubris has always been a problem for him. I have been on the receiving end of a few Gabe retorts and it's easy to take offense or be hurt by how the words look on the page-but then I think of Gabe smirking, neatly groomed, holding a hotdog and giving me a big thumbs-up and it doesn't hurt anymore. This is the key problem in having debates within this medium. There is no tone, inflection or body language to convey or dispel the aggressiveness of the statements. It's all flat accusative text saying "YOU ARE DUMB/WRONG/SIMPLE/IMMATURE/PIGGISH" etc. I've left a few times, although never really due to a conflict here (and I have been pwnd by both Caryn and Foodbunny on topics that they knew way more about than I did)-I just like the people here. They're real-warts and all. *GROUP HUG* Ahem-flame away. Also-when people leave with such drama, I just know they check the thread a few times to see what everyone is saying about them for at least a few days afterwards. Everyone likes to be missed. |
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That's it. Leaving forever. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 194 lbs. 14 to go. |
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PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly. Ng Yo really deserves "Best Troll Trapped In The Internet Of 1997 And Doesn't Want To Leave". PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff. Warren gave good drama, but I have to agree Penguin's vegan fit was more delicious. PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm This isn't totally fair, I quite like Anacuer. Replace him with Format and it'll all be good. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games. If I'm totally honest there may have been a certain amount of recidivism on that front, but careful monitoring and selective play styles has allowed me to stay casual. Honest! And it's in no way getting in the way of me writing up a Stalker review. PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please! I think the Wii repurchase was probably worthy of overall TOTY, but I suppose Gabe has done some good work over the year as well. Guest MP3 Of The Week: Nellie McKay - Identity Theft.mp3 (Thanks Anaqer!)
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Yeah, Bob really does deserve an award for his work on the Wii front. The set-up for it took most of 2006, and the trolling itself was as unintentional as it was perfectly executed. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 194 lbs. 14 to go. |
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Back! Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 194 lbs. 14 to go. |
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A Stalker review? Gee, that's only a year late. Just kidding, looking forward to it. I really appreciated STALKER even though the world constantly scared the shit out of me. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Yea, Px is a better choice for drama queen, what with a leaving forever and then coming back and all that. Such is life. The Bob thing is ok, but not overall TOTY worthy. We all knew it was going to happen, plus, Bob is so earnest in what he believes he doesn't get how he's trolling. Hhhmm, maybe most clueless troll award. I kinda goofed on the Hugin thing, the breaking boards is a 2006 event, but he still keeps the award for that troll to have such great mindshare carryover. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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And this thread totally blows the doors for the cheap knockoff thread below. A day younger and more posts, A winner is me! I made a list of the whiners and maybe you'll be considered next year for something. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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I don't think you guys even know what trolling is anymore. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Fugazi(werking) (#65): This is the key problem in having debates within this medium. There is no tone, inflection or body language to convey or dispel the aggressiveness of the statements. It's all flat accusative text saying "YOU ARE DUMB/WRONG/SIMPLE/IMMATURE/PIGGISH" etc. Yeah, this I'll agree with completely. I'd also like some love for driving Warren away! (not really). I feel kinda bad that Warren left, but I think has you say, he was dealing with this and was unable to take this place already. He was always unable to take shit, but always happy to deal it, but at the end, he got even more sensitive about it all. I don't feel bad that Warren isn't here shitting the place up anymore. I don't know whether it was him or just a tipping point, but planetcrap got a LOT better after he left. People leave when they don't want to deal anymore, or get busy with rl or it just doesn't matter. And I think that's great. Be here if you want, don't if you don't. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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BobJustBob (#73): I don't think you guys even know what trolling is anymore. That, my friends, is some award-worthy trolling. |
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For 2008, maybe. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Vote early! |
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Hey, the photography thread got pushed off the page. Jerks! Go vote for jjohnson's new one in the bin. Also, happy I didn't make the list. |
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You must not have read the whole list... <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Ha! I missed that, in fact. Um, hooray? |
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No "Troll that tried the hardest to convince people he isn't one"? Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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A good, thorough Stalker review would interest me. #10 - Why not both come out of a window?
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#67 by Dumdeedum Warren gave good drama, but I have to agree Penguin's vegan fit was more delicious. Delicious like a bacon and egg sandwich with extra butter. |
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#67 by Dumdeedum This isn't totally fair, I quite like Anacuer. I guess his case is mostly built upon my - quite severe - privacy intrusions. I got my well-deserved punishment though when she fucked Random J. Skinhead. Right before my eyes. At my birthday party. Sense of humour like that can't be appreciated enough. #10 - Why not both come out of a window?
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GIF? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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3GP. But it was way darker than what my phone could handle, so technically there's only audio footage(?) of the incident. #10 - Why not both come out of a window?
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Stuff White People Like Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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I do like many of those things. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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If that blog gets passed around much more, it's going to have to add itself to itself. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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I just don't get the appeal of that blog. It's too understated. |
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