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The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.
February 19th 2008, 23:50 CET by CheesyPoof

The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.

Things get better with age and since the 2007 TOTY's are 20 days late that should only make them better. Enjoy. Old categories didn't make any sense so I made some up. Anyone that doesn't get a mention isn't witty enough!

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly.
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll  -- bago. Again. Slim pickings here.
PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll  -- Marsh Davies. Pretty much no one else in contention, but then again to be able to wax lyrically about games takes a special troll.
PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll  -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff.
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll  -- No new cliches, PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll  -- Joker. Big old YF Yawn for this one.
PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll  -- Greg, because, well, he's a Philly fan and that's enough.
PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll  -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll  -- Dum wins this for the Crysis review. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games.
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll  -- No new blood. PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post  -- Gabe for "Meat is tasty."
PlanetCrap's Best Storyteller Troll -- Dingle, did he tell you about the time some kid popped their self off in the classroom?
PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Wingwalker, where have you gone, uhm, coo coo ca choo
PlanetCrap's Better Late than Never Troll -- Jibble for trolling me into doing this topic
PlanetCrap's Best Anti-Troll Troll -- jjohnsen
PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin. Breaking boards anyone?
PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games?
PlanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain.
PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please!
PlanetCrap Troll with the worst Meme -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, old.
PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project Troll -- jamie for all the photography stuff.
PlanetCrap's Most Forgetful Troll -- Squeaky
PlanetCrap's Most Authoritative Troll -- Caryn, respect her authority!
PlanetCrap's Multi Class Troll -- g-man for lawyer/troll. Well, the lawyer stories were fun while they lasted.

Special Category:
Best Troll of a Metropolitan Police Department -- Cartoon network.

TROLL OF THE YEAR
PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Gabe because he makes people leave forver in PC and in #pc.
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#302 by The_Joker
2008-03-04 05:40:52
http://www.jackinworld.com
you know, i really miss the days where i could just cue up a shitload of porn in media player and just whip out my salami on demand and start wanking away for hours in a row and get all tired and fatigued for days in the end, with just enough energy to crawl out of bed and get some food and get back in bed. if i do it now, the baby will scream my ears off and probably die of starvation.
every day now i understand more and more why people sometimes mention throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#303 by m0nty
2008-03-04 05:50:29
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
You take baths now? No wonder you're acting strangely.
#304 by Ergo
2008-03-04 07:14:55
I never thought that imaginary babies would be so much work.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#305 by lwf
2008-03-04 08:17:35
Imaginary babies need the most love.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#306 by Squeaky
2008-03-04 10:21:40
Has anyone checked out Ghosts I-IV yet? I haven't finished listening to it yet, but so far a lot of it is pretty much crap. I'm sure it would be a lot better if one were stoned.

#307 by Squeaky
2008-03-04 10:29:56
Well, "crap" may be too strong a word. It's definately not my favourite NIN release, though (that would either be Still or The Fragile).

Ghosts is too moody and angsty to be background music but not quite interesting enough to be sit-and-listen-to music. And from what I've heard so far (Ghosts I and II) is entirely forgettable.

#308 by lwf
2008-03-04 10:36:45
I have never liked NIN.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#309 by anaqer
2008-03-04 11:58:44
With the exception of Pretty Hate Machine, they don't do much for me either.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#310 by bago
2008-03-04 13:28:22
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Ambient wimps.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#311 by FoRmaT
2008-03-04 13:45:46
The NIN songs on the Natural Born Killers soundtrack were awesome. They were called "Something I can never have" and "A warm place", IIRC.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#312 by McBain
2008-03-04 13:57:47
I think Downward Spiral is pretty fantastic, and I've liked most everything Reznor's done.

#313 by FoRmaT
2008-03-04 14:13:38
The Quake CD used to spend much time in my stereo, too.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#314 by eggbert
2008-03-04 17:25:15
http://www.stuffresearch.com
I've downloaded I, or whatever the free part was, but I haven't listened to it yet. I like that it's under the Creative Commons License. I'm betting any short film festival, or, if anyone on youtube cared about licenses, online video is going to be blanketed with this album.
#315 by Matt Perkins
2008-03-04 17:45:20
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Our government deserves whatever criticism it gets regarding 9/11. We have refused to share the truth on a lot of issues. Not with other governments, not with our own people. So if people take the unanswered questions and say it's all fake...well, more power to them. That's a HUGE leap, but I can definitely understand the idea of wanting the truth and believing if the government is lying or hiding all of these things, why not on the big event.

I like to believe that government doesn't have to lie to it's people constantly...I know our government doesn't see it that way.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#316 by yotsuya
2008-03-04 17:59:37
Bago?
#317 by Matt Perkins
2008-03-04 18:46:08
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I think we're talking about 20 posts up...that's hardly a bago.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#318 by Ergo
2008-03-04 18:57:15
Close enough, really. At the very least, your post was bago-like enough in its comprehensibility.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#319 by yotsuya
2008-03-04 19:41:38
It's on a different page. SUMAS!
#320 by Matt Perkins
2008-03-04 20:02:30
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
yotsuya (#319):
It's on a different page. SUMAS!

Only if you have a really small (weak) post to page setting. I'm at 1k per page, bitches.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#321 by Shadarr
2008-03-04 20:20:29
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I used to think I would like NIN if I ever got Downward Spiral.  Then I finally just downloaded it and realized it was crap.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#322 by Fugazi(werking)
2008-03-04 20:55:03
Pretty Hate Machine is the only album by NIN that I really liked. It's a great break-up album.

#323 by Chunkstyle
2008-03-04 21:02:22
Pretty Hate Machine was good, and "Closer" was a good song.

That is all.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#324 by BobJustBob
2008-03-04 21:13:18
Only if you have a really small (weak) post to page setting. I'm at 1k per page, bitches.


Way to waste morn's bandwidth, jerk.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#325 by The_Joker
2008-03-05 01:31:39
http://www.jackinworld.com
US soldier throws puppy off a cliff

Take a look you fucking assholes. That's all because of you.
You better show me the CGI in that!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#326 by FoRmaT
2008-03-05 01:36:38
That made me sick. Fuck you you fucking fuck!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#327 by Ergo
2008-03-05 01:42:44
Your first mistake was clicking one of his links. You've learned a valuable lesson.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#328 by G-Man
2008-03-05 01:50:03
Meh. I don't see what the fuss is about. Plenty worse happens in getting in industrial agriculture.
#329 by The_Joker
2008-03-05 02:00:53
http://www.jackinworld.com
FUCK ME? FUCK the goddamn americans who sit on their fucking asses in front of TV watching FOX news and preparing to vote for Hillary and/or Obama while their government is raping the rest of the world!
What the FUCK do you mean fuck ME?

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#330 by LPMiller
2008-03-05 02:01:10
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#331 by The_Joker
2008-03-05 02:05:07
http://www.jackinworld.com
Yeah, sleep away you fucking moron. Pretend that all is well.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#332 by FoRmaT
2008-03-05 02:07:45
Meh. I don't see what the fuss is about. Plenty worse happens in getting in industrial agriculture.

Is that the defense you'd use for that soldier if you had to represent him in Court?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#333 by FoRmaT
2008-03-05 02:09:25
while their government is raping the rest of the world!

Yeah I'm sure the order to throw that puppy off a cliff came straight from the White House.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#334 by gaggle
2008-03-05 02:17:44
Soldiers can be shitty humans, and it is as terrible as anyone else mistreating pets. It is not a video I desire to see, from the descriptions I've seen around the net I'll be stabbing out my own eyes before clicking that link.

"It's a mystery!  You love those!  Where are you going?" - Hugin
#335 by The_Joker
2008-03-05 02:21:13
http://www.jackinworld.com
Yeah I'm sure the order to throw that puppy off a cliff came straight from the White House.


The order to go fuck in another country did come from the whitehouse moron! And when you're desperate to find troops, this is the quality you get.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#336 by yotsuya
2008-03-05 02:27:08
Poor Joker. He's reduced to posting videos of puppies and using Willie Nelson as a 9/11 source. I remember the good old days when he had a full blown arsenal of actually paranoid links. Now? Soldier hurt puppy- US bad.
#337 by hangedmanAG
2008-03-05 02:45:40
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
It's a shitty thing to do, sure.  I'm sad to say that, in my life, I've seen worse.  It is ridiculous to get worked up about in the context of war, though.

I'm not sure what my feelings are in regards to the very real actions of vigilantism that are already making the rounds on the Internet.  In minutes, I was able to find that the soldier has been identified, his home address given, his parents work identified, where he is stationed, etc.

I know there is a line that people are going to cross (if they haven't already) that I'm going to think is far past what is reasonable, acceptable or tolerable.  I'm just not sure where the line is.

"when a man knows he is to be  hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
#338 by CheesyPoof
2008-03-05 02:55:03
I think it's fake, but given how retarded animal rightists can be, it was stupid to do regardless.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#339 by yotsuya
2008-03-05 03:25:15
I bet you Ray would kick the shit out of the guy.
#340 by FoRmaT
2008-03-05 04:49:40
Yeah, he can be pretty badass. I'll always remember his part in Redneck Rampage.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#341 by bago
2008-03-05 07:53:46
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
They shoot wild dogs in Iraq for target practice.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#342 by lwf
2008-03-05 08:00:08
It's funny how people only have sympathy for animals that are cute.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#343 by G-Man
2008-03-05 11:28:03
Exactly. What do you think happens to millions of chickens every day? Who cares.
#344 by gaggle
2008-03-05 13:10:48
Dogs (and cats) are more compatible with our language than chickens. You'd have to be a blatant idiot not to realize why they mean more to us.

"It's a mystery!  You love those!  Where are you going?" - Hugin
#345 by gaggle
2008-03-05 13:12:38
Speaking of blatant idiots, how do you strip the DRM from iTunes 7(.6.0.29)? I've been using myFairTunes but an update to iTunes broke it, and it seems as if all the strip-programs have been served with cease & desist letters. Am I fucked?

"It's a mystery!  You love those!  Where are you going?" - Hugin
#346 by The_Joker
2008-03-05 13:17:39
http://www.jackinworld.com
you were fucked the day you bought drm infected shit from apple. enjoy.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#347 by FoRmaT
2008-03-05 13:53:02
It's funny how people only have sympathy for animals that are cute.

I have symphaty for cows, chickens, pigs... that are horribly mistreated, and butchered while still breathing. But I eat them, and it doesn't make me feel super, no. It's not up to me to stop the cruel practices that are common in the meat industry, it's up to the governments. It's them who can change animal rights laws and make sure they are enforced. I'm not planning to become a vegetarian. The best I can do is buy my meat from a local butcher, who hopefully gets his meat from a smaller and less cruelly operating source, and this I already do.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#348 by Jibble
2008-03-05 18:46:03
Who could have predicted that people who spend six years in the desert watching their friends die in horrifying ways could have a different view of morality than people who spend all day indoors, looking at a computer screen?

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#349 by FoRmaT
2008-03-05 18:57:54
Killing a little puppy is just dumb and cruel and has nothing to do with "watching their friends die in horrible ways". The puppy has not killed their friends, nor will it bring them back. Just take your fucking US Army out of there. Nobody wants or needs it there.


Man playing along in a woman's game who wants to make him pay for a child thats not his-> Evil asshole!

Dickhead who kills little puppies for fun-> Oh, he just has a different view of morality.


You are sick, man.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#350 by CheesyPoof
2008-03-05 19:22:34
I had puppy for lunch. Very tender, not at all stringy and gamey like dog.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#351 by Ergo
2008-03-05 19:25:34
Puppies are delicious when roasted with some sage and potatoes. Just be sure to cook them slowly at a moderate heat; otherwise they can turn out dry.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
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