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TOTY 2007
February 18th 2008, 19:28 CET by assemblerer And the winner is YOU! Yes, you. You are the single most disgusting, smelly troll I've seen in the past year. I award super extra bonus troll points to CheesyPoof and m0nty for not coming up with their nominations soon enough. |
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The problem is that this isn't a troll of the year topic. Real Troll of the Year topics include an extensive list of awards that are arbitrarily assigned by the author. Once we see it, we discuss why the list is wrong for about a hundred posts, then it turns into whatever people want to talk about. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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For next years awards: Most Annoyingly Anal About What a Real Troll Of the Year Topic Is Troll: Jibble Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Whew, I almost made that joke. And I would have been beaten. Failure averted! "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Point taken. Assemblerer, do something! "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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I never win any TOTY awards. Fucking racist judges. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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#55 by Shadarr I never win any TOTY awards. Fucking racist judges. you fail as a troll |
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I never win either, but I'm not a troll. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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2nd biggest kid hater: Shadarr. That, of course, doesn't count as a troll award. As for the thread being a fake TOTY or a real TOTY --- wait. Let me say it this way. - I currently have two topics on main page. - Most of you are now fathers. - Joker stopped talking about morans. - There is no thread that includes "an extensive list of awards that are arbitrarily assigned by the author". Next thing you know is, you wake up to see phpBB installed on this domain. blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
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Wait, what? Both of the previous threads at least had lists of awards, along with the author's recommended nominees. This year, what do we get? Nothing. You are a failure. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Oh, really? <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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The two lead actors in the new Akira movie are American dudes? Does it take place in Los Angeles now or something? |
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This thread sucks! Akira sucks, too! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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jjohnsen (#62): The two lead actors in the new Akira movie are American dudes? Does it take place in Los Angeles now or something? Wikipedia says New Manhattan. I had not heard about this before now... I really really hope it doesn't suck. |
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Variety story. Thank Christ Otomo is EPing, it might be good. |
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Akira sucked. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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WHAT? I'll take ONE Akira over a million Junos. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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That's because you have incredibly shitty taste in movies. You've amply displayed it here. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Geez Ergo, drink your fucking coffee already. You're not having a good morning. |
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Hey, I'm drinking coffee right now. I simply stated a fact. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Ergo likes gurrly movies. I don't. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Akira was ok. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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You like manly movies about manly men doing manly things like Brazilian jiu jitsu and group showers. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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#72 by FoRmaT Ergo likes good, well-crafted movies. I don't. Fixed. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Small list of some movies I like and have on DVD, in no particular order: Usual Suspects Fargo Big Lebowski Bladerunner Das Boot Good Morning, Vietnam Scarface The Goonies Tigerland Heat Cape Fear Flight of the Navigator Tron Good Will Hunting The Fisher King Black Rain The Game Wall Street Man on Fire The Fearless Vampire Killers Basic Jason Bourne trilogy Saving Private Ryan Schindler's List Training Day Fight Club First Blood The Devil's advocate Die Hard 1 Back to the Future Jacky Brown LOTR trilogy All six Star Wars movies Silence of the Lambs Se7en The Sphere Alien(s) Forrest Gump Pulp Fiction Terminator 2 Dune Matrix The Untouchables Goodfellas Casino 13 Days So, you can see I like action movies and thrillers, more than everything, and some old and good kid's movies. I didn't like the story Juno told me, and that doesn't make a bad or stupid moviegoer. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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I didn't like the story Juno told me, and that doesn't make a bad or stupid moviegoer. Maybe not, but this does: All six Star Wars movies Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Nah. I love all of them. I get things out of the old movies I don't get out of the new ones, but the opposite is also true. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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#76 by FoRmaT Small list of some movies I like and have on DVD, in no particular order: Pathetic. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Flight of the Navigator ...one of these things is not like the others, one of things just doesn't belong. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Pathetic? Why? For listing some movies I enjoy so you can see I don't watch stuff like Scooby Doo - The movie? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Sphere? Good lord man. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Jibble, Flight of the Navigator was a neat movie back in the day. How the kid's world fell apart when he came "home" and noone recognised him... Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. The scene where they zoom along just above the ground, the kid yelling out of excitement... And the mirror effect on the ship's surface was great, and this was before CGI was becoming common. I just like this kind of scene, where you can feel lots of freedom. A similar one would be The Neverending Story's Atrejú riding Fujur for the first time (feels a bit gay, that part now). Sphere was interesting. It made my head hurt the first time I saw it, and I think we talked about it here before. But the whole setting is awsome and Samuel L. Jackson, Dustin Hoffman and Liev Schreiber are black belt super actors who make virtually any movie watchable. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Format, Don't list what you like here-it's like injecting Troll Growth Hormone into us. |
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Bendover and I shall inject you with something else, Fuzzy. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Sphere was interesting. It made my head hurt the first time I saw it, and I think we talked about it here before. But the whole setting is awsome and Samuel L. Jackson, Dustin Hoffman and Liev Schreiber are black belt super actors who make virtually any movie watchable. No. The correct response would have been to downplay it, explain how you got it as a gift or picked it up for $2 without knowing anything about it. But to actually claim it as a movie you like? Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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I think I like the actors and the setting more than the movie proper. The parts are greater than the sum in this picture. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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No Mars Attacks or Starship Troopers? Your list is FAIL. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Casino was better than Goodfellas. |
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Sphere is a terrible movie all around, especially because the book wasn't great, but was so damn simple that it was nearly impossible to fuck it up. I'm guessing what happened was that someone said, "Well, we just spent all our money on actors and sets. Should we cut the giant squid?" Just...a completely terrible movie, seriously. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Sphere is indeed terrible. Michael Crichton is terribly overrated. |
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I totally agree the movie is bad. There was so much more they could have done with the idea of finding a spaceship, and the movie was a letdown (I haven't read the book, so I don't know about it's faithfulness to it). But I think the actor's efforts were really good. Now let's talk about "Event Horizon"... "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Event Horizon is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever made. |
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McBain, agreed. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Also, Akira sucks. |
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You guys are a bunch of whiners... "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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But, what about that one scene where the guy has no eyes and he says, "What makes you think I'll miss?" Awesome, that's what. You guys are just haters. I haven't read the book, so I don't know about it's faithfulness to it Here's a summary for you: They find a sphere, Harry goes inside, Harry starts mind controlling random shit and covers it up, giant squid attacks, other characters go into the sphere, female character gets naked (Sphere is notable for being one of few movies where Sharon Stone keeps her top on), crazy shit happens, they escape, they agree to forget the sphere, Crichton tries to make a clever ending where it's unclear if the female character actually forgot the Sphere. Don't bother reading it. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Event Horizon could have been great. The Shining & Hellraiser in space! But what they did with the material was a dissapointment. It does have some cool deaths. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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You guys are a bunch of whiners... I'm ready to talk about good movies any time. |
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