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Santa Claus is Coming to Town!
November 29th 2007, 21:11 CET by Chunkstyle

And he wants you to wear his hat.  It's the happiest/suicidiest time of year again, so what are you asking for / buying others / killing yourself with?   What are your favorite / most hated Christmas songs?  Or which minor alternative holidays will you be observig instead?
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#1251 by bago
2008-01-26 14:03:01
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
The white male is the Jew of Liberal Fascism.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#1252 by LPMiller
2008-01-26 17:51:33
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
.............

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#1253 by assemblerer
2008-01-26 17:52:23
http://uglycode.com
And all games are Pong.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#1254 by bago
2008-01-27 11:34:00
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Some splainin.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#1255 by assemblerer
2008-01-27 12:34:00
http://uglycode.com
Wow...
The fastest eco boat... using fuel made from human fat. [[One guy]] ...donated enough to produce 100ml of biofuel, while two other, larger volunteers also had the [[liposuction]], making a total of 10 litres of human fat.


The Matrix is near.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#1256 by Gunp01nt
2008-01-27 19:10:06
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Who could've thought World of Warcraft could help to solve the fuel problem?

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#1257 by gaggle
2008-01-27 19:12:38
Cheetos-to-fuel… who'd thunk it.

"I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
#1258 by McBain
2008-01-28 01:30:22
Some splainin.

Linked here weeks ago.

"Why would I wanna read the book? All I'm saying is, I see a game every day. I watch baseball every day. I have a better understanding about why things happen than the computer, because the computer only tells you what you put in it. I could make that computer say what I wanted it to say, if I put the right things in there. ... The computer is only as good as what you put in it. How do you think we got Enron?"
#1259 by CheesyPoof
2008-01-28 18:23:48
My final Christmas present of the year matured this weekend when I went to a little place in the city for an Italian beer and cheese tasting. My first thought when I got it was Italian beer? Well, the Italian beer was very good. It's a style all it's own and does not pigeonhole into the styles dominated by British/Belgium/German brews. The first thing to strike you is that the Italian micro-brew industry take on bottling. Taking their cue from the wine industry they package the beers in large bottles that more resemble wine than beer (not to say that other beers don't do this, but it's the exception than the rule).

The beers themselves were very light on the palate. One of the beers we had was 7% alcohol, but you would not have know it because the flavor of the beer hides the alcohol. Reading my cheat sheet I saw that the last beer was going to be a stout, but what my brain though it would be and what it was were two different things. If you have a well stocked beer store and have the opportunity to try some of these beers I would recommend it. They were delightful.

The cheese was good too.

The unfortunate part of the story is that I had left late (3:10 for a 4:00 tasting) and arrived at the location spot on at 4:00. The garage I had directions too wasn't exactly where I thought it would be and I thought I found a good parking spot on the street. However, thanks to NYC's byzantine parking rules I ended up getting a parking ticket. It left a bad taste in my mouth and am considering throwing it away.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1260 by Chunkstyle
2008-01-28 18:32:09
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
But what about the cheese?  You can't forget the cheese!

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#1261 by Chunkstyle
2008-01-28 18:32:28
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
More info about cheese!

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#1262 by FoRmaT
2008-01-28 18:37:11
Cheese is yellow and smelly.

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#1263 by CheesyPoof
2008-01-28 19:04:09
There were 6 cheeses. All but one of them were raw milk, with the only pasteurized milk being a young (less that 6 months old, where pasteurization was required by law).

The first was a very soft creamy cheese that was almost melting on the plate. The brie's I had before have all been fairly bland, but this had a lot of flavor for a young (pasteurized!) cheese. Even the rind was excellent.

There was a Fontina but I can't say anything special out it.

There was this other washed rind cheese where the paste was very chalky in the middle, but as you moved closer to the rind it got creamy and very soft. That was cool because it was like 3 cheeses in one.

The fromagier (?), to her credit, did not include any Parmesan, Romano or Pecorino in her sample, we have that enough, but there was a very hard sheep's milk cheese that was very strongly reminiscent of Parmesan. It was salty, complex and very delicious.

They gave us a cheat sheet of all the cheese and beers we had, but it's at home.

None of them were yellow or smelly.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1264 by Jibble
2008-01-28 19:25:27
A friend of mine got me the Food Snob's Dictionary for Christmas.

Seems relevant to the discussion.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#1265 by Ashiran
2008-01-29 11:37:07
Only if you can quote from it.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#1266 by Ds_
2008-02-01 12:37:21
roger.boal@gmail.com
I finally found a decent sharp cheddar brand.

Life is good.


and cheddary.
#1267 by FoRmaT
2008-02-01 14:26:27
Cheesy.

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#1268 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-01 20:58:14
#26400 by Squeaky
2008-02-01 20:39:00
Bleh, ICBC found me 100% at fault for my recent car accident. My options are thus: let ICBC pay it out through my insurance. At which point my premiums will go up by $1000 next year, then another $900 the year after that and then $500 in the third year before dropping back down to the rate I'm paying now. My second option is to pay for the other drivers repairs (a scratched bumper) out of my own pocket for an estimated $500. Hmm... I think I'll go with option 1, clearly that is the more better option.

That's what, motherfucker.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1269 by Fugazi(werking)
2008-02-01 21:07:09
jcawthorn@evercorp.com
EH?

#1270 by gaggle
2008-02-04 03:13:13
Oh cool, we won an award. This weekend I attended a "game jam" session, which is about making a game in 48 hours. Or, well, 20 hours more like it once you get past installing software and gathering/coordinating a group of people and, oh yeah, sleeping.

But we did it, me and seven others. It wasn't the most pleasant process, though I learned a couple of cool things (about managing, producing, game design and more) so I went home damn pleased. And then it turns out we went on to win one of the two awards given each year, so yay for us. Links to follow, but I just wanted to share the good news.

"[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
#1271 by assemblerer
2008-02-04 03:18:12
http://uglycode.com
I miss good old demoscene and compos.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#1272 by FoRmaT
2008-02-04 03:48:14
I miss the Amiga era :(

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#1273 by lwf
2008-02-04 05:03:56
Cool, gaggle. Looking forward to hating your game.

My name? Jones... Enema Bag Jones. Wii.
#1274 by assemblerer
2008-02-04 12:47:41
http://uglycode.com
Wasn't hating the game Shadarr's trademark?

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#1275 by FoRmaT
2008-02-04 13:43:38
Show us the pictures of your Tetris clone already!

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#1276 by Ashiran
2008-02-04 14:36:32
I bet the AI sucks!

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
#1277 by FoRmaT
2008-02-04 14:42:56
Does it have save anywhere?

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#1278 by Ds_
2008-02-04 15:11:28
roger.boal@gmail.com
I bet it has DRM
#1279 by FoRmaT
2008-02-04 15:30:51
And co-op.

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#1280 by assemblerer
2008-02-04 16:09:11
http://uglycode.com
And not enough zombie monkeys.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#1281 by Chunkstyle
2008-02-04 16:26:05
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
Sigh.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#1282 by Ds_
2008-02-04 17:35:39
roger.boal@gmail.com
maybe it should have ninja zombies
#1283 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-11 06:47:17
Spiderman 3 wasn't awful. Maybe because of all the negative talk I was expecting less, but I enjoyed it well enough. For sure it wasn't up to the standards of the first two, but it wasn't a Fantastic Four.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1284 by BobJustBob
2008-02-11 06:48:36
Are you implying that either of the first two Spidermans were better than Fantastic Four? Because, nuh uh.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#1285 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-11 06:52:29
Yes, of course I am implying that the first two Spiderman's were better, as well as implying the F4 is dreck.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1286 by BobJustBob
2008-02-11 06:54:03
Sure, Fantastic Four was bad. But there's bad, and there's Spiderman bad, and F4 was not Spiderman bad.

And then there's Superman Returns bad, which trumps them all.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#1287 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-11 07:03:02
You scale is a bit screwed up, but otherwise correct. Spiderman was a good comic movie.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1288 by G-Man
2008-02-11 07:05:05
Heh. I just watched Spider-Man 3 too. It was complete dreck. It was like a joke.
#1289 by gaggle
2008-02-11 08:44:24
Spider-Man 2 was rather damn decent, it goes in the good pile. Number three was indeed just terribly terrible though, I'll go so far as to claim it's an actual insult to moviegoers. Way too clichéd and unfocused to be of any worth.

FF and FF2 on the other hand are sort of harmless superhero movies, they're a bit silly and not earth shattering in any way but they're part of the base line. Brainless and simplistic yet fun to watch if you're in the mood. Don't dip below FF quality though, for there lies madness. Such as Spider-Man 3.

"[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
#1290 by BobJustBob
2008-02-11 08:46:57
Spiderman 2 was far worse than Spiderman 1.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#1291 by gaggle
2008-02-11 09:40:16
S2 had the better villain, better setup, and fewer awkward Dunst scenes..

"[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
#1292 by BobJustBob
2008-02-11 09:50:50
Better villain, yes. More emo and less action, most certainly.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#1293 by gaggle
2008-02-11 09:52:18
The action from the first and third movies were negative action.

"[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
#1294 by jjohnsen
2008-02-11 17:42:16
http://www.johnsenclan.com
While Spider-man 3 was the worst of the three, it's nowhere near the horribleness of FF.  And it's light years better than FF2.

#1295 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-11 18:21:20
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Comic book movies go like so:

Batman Begins > Spiderman 2 > everything else. 'Nuff said.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#1296 by BobJustBob
2008-02-11 18:30:09
Batman Begins > Hulk > sea of shit

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#1297 by gaggle
2008-02-11 18:30:42
I found FF2 better than FF1. FF1 was admittedly not all that hot, but I thought the sequel kept a nice pace and quasi-interesting plot? The Destroyer of Worlds, what's not to adore?


On the other hand I never got the Batman love. It was good, I'm by no means arguing the opposite extreme, but I never got the rush of awesomeness that I think others did. The lady was too damsel in distress, the plot detrimentally silly but not horrible-bad, and the action and stuff pretty nice. I understand its pleasing qualities, but I got more of a rush from the two first X-Men movies. Their respective openings in particular were just outright awesome.

"[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
#1298 by gaggle
2008-02-11 18:34:12
Hulk? Hulk was exactly the same trashy shit as S3. Featuring an insultingly bad plot and superhero who can't control his anger. The movie even had a shitty ending to boot. The damsel was beautiful as always and the actionscenes funny, but that does not save a movie that is in every other way a disaster.

"[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
#1299 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-11 19:18:19
Hulk was way to pretentious. And annoying.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#1300 by jjohnsen
2008-02-11 19:27:02
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Hulk is better on repeat viewings, but still a pretentious pile of crap.  I have more hope for the new version.

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