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VOTE MORANS IN 08 UP THE ASS!
January 4th 2008, 20:01 CET by m0nty

Vote 1 for Ron-Paul Morans! You know you want to.
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#51 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 05:19:23
Man, I wish you put as much time into getting Partij voor Democratie en Ontwikkeling door Eenheid elected as you do Ron Paul.

And yeah, I'm sure he raised NO MORE MONEY since that date.
#52 by None-1a
2008-01-05 05:21:01
Sorry from now on I'll get my facts from random websites rather then the last avalible legally required campaigned finance report.
#53 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 05:37:22
None-

Try PrisonPlanet and 911ScholarsForTruth.
#54 by Dingle
2008-01-05 09:47:59
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
My fucking brother-in-law voted and ended up being called in for jury duty for a full fucking MONTH. He lost money because he had to work out of state. You know what? FUCK voting, FUCK all this fucking "I'm for principles so I fucking pay my civic duty by voting" BULLSHIT. My brother-in-law had to take out a loan for the month...no matter who are what you fucking vote for, it won't make a fucking gnat's nutsack worth of difference. You're all fucking STUPID for playing influential voting booth boy.
#55 by BobJustBob
2008-01-05 10:01:27
Jury duty summons come from driver's licenses, not voter registration.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#56 by m0nty
2008-01-05 10:22:19
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Fuck the DMV!
#57 by Dingle
2008-01-05 10:23:36
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
Dude, who fucking cares? The highest amount of BS votes one can claim in Utah is nothing more than the fucking bullshit Mormon leaders influencing their fucking flock through religio-political subterfuge, and Mormons in Utah will NEVER think for themselves. If they do, they're excommunicated or considered anathema. You have NO IDEA. Driver's license or voter registration, your vote doesn't count worth a fucking cent in Utah.
#58 by Dingle
2008-01-05 11:12:22
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
Me and my colleague, giving cheer to our office because we SUCK at buying STUPID secret santa bullshit:
http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/w8I5RbYdQbndywXn4usCI4rr
#59 by Gunp01nt
2008-01-05 14:05:31
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#31 by Ashiran

Also retarded. The exploit that got them pulled only gave a tiny chance on a slight indication what somebody might have voted and did not affect the voting itself at all.

I don't see why they can't have a machine, have it print out a vote, have the voter check it and then at end of day count the paper votes, while using the machine votes for the live updates going on all day.


If you're talking about the fear of assholes hiding in the bushes by the polling booth with an EM receiver, that was a straw man argument put forth by politicians.
The real reason for ditching voting machines was that the manufacturers were unable/unwilling to provide evidence that nothing fishy happened inside those things.

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#60 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 15:31:40
http://www.jackinworld.com
somehow none doesn't know ron paul now has about 20 million. i wonder how many more americans are so ignorant.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#61 by assemblerer
2008-01-05 18:09:52
http://uglycode.com
Funny, Chernobyl could have happened in Slovakia in 1976.

#62 by Jibble
2008-01-05 21:48:48
]Well, that didn't take long.

Imagine the media invests as heavily in him as I think we all know they will if he's the nominee —  and then imagine he loses. I seriously think certain segments of American political life will become completely unhinged. I can imagine the fear of this social unraveling actually aiding Obama enormously in 2008.


He might as well just say, "I bet white people are going to vote for Obama solely on the basis of their being terrified of backlash from the black people."

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#63 by Hugin
2008-01-06 01:33:40
lmccain@nber.org
Yes, I have a message for white America:  Vote for Obama or we're coming to get you.

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#64 by Hugin
2008-01-06 01:38:30
lmccain@nber.org
In all seriousness, a President Obama getting assassinated would be bad, but any President getting assassinated would be traumatic and disruptive.

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#65 by The_Joker
2008-01-06 01:46:41
http://www.jackinworld.com
obama = CFR. no way he gets assassinated

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#66 by yotsuya
2008-01-06 01:47:18
CFR?
#67 by yotsuya
2008-01-06 01:49:39
Oh, and if you mean Council on Foreign Relations, John Kerry is on that, too. Makes you wonder why he didn't win.
#68 by assemblerer
2008-01-06 01:54:09
http://uglycode.com
Because it was a conspiracy.

#69 by The_Joker
2008-01-06 02:13:55
http://www.jackinworld.com
bush and kerry are both skull and bones. it didn't matter who won.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#70 by The_Joker
2008-01-06 02:19:23
http://www.jackinworld.com
Ron Paul on Bill Moyers (PBS)

fucking awesome.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#71 by Caryn
2008-01-06 02:31:07
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
Yes, I have a message for white America:  Vote for Obama or we're coming to get you.

I'm so very glad that I decided to peek in on the 'Crap today just because of this post. This made my whole damn day, hahahahaha.

Bellydance!
#72 by eggbert
2008-01-06 03:00:55
yankeebabu@india.com http://devsays.blogspot.com
So, for the democrat Illuminati members here, of the republican candidates who of the frontrunners would you most want as opposition, and who would you dislike the least if they actually became president?

Personally I think Romney (doesn't come off as genuine, enough "what does he really think?" questions to unsettle the right's base) or Guiliani (one issue candidate, makes social conservatives vomit) are the weakest opponents. Besides Ron Paul of course. McCain would be the least vile president; I know he's become a Bush toadie, but there's still the hope that he was just being slimy for the sake of political survival, and that once he gets elected he would revert to someone who acts independently and for the good of the american people (instead of the betterment of his own party). Maybe. Huckabee scares me a little, he's conservative enough for the base, and awshucks good ol' boy enough to dupe the people who vote on personality.

He might as well just say, "I bet white people are going to vote for Obama solely on the basis of their being terrified of backlash from the black people."

Maybe if the vote was public. Chris Rock mentioned something like this in Bring the Pain, except about Colin Powell instead of Obama. People will say, "yeah I'd vote for Obama", because it seems like the right thing to do, and they want to look progressive or at least not racist. Just because they say they will though, doesn't mean they'll actually do it in the privacy of the voting booth.
#73 by The_Joker
2008-01-06 04:30:47
http://www.jackinworld.com
obama = cfr = illuminati

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#74 by LPMiller
2008-01-06 05:49:32
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
hey caryn, what's the haps?

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" � "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#75 by None-1a
2008-01-06 07:52:30
#72 by eggbert
So, for the democrat Illuminati members here, of the republican candidates who of the frontrunner's would you most want as opposition, and who would you dislike the least if they actually became president?


For part A Romney, because he'd have no chance in hell of winning (unlike Guiliani he currently has no gimmick to overcome the pissing off the the base). As for part B it's a toss up between Romney and McCain. Sure they're both slimly but if they acted independently after all the pandering neither would be too horribly awful.
#76 by Marsh Davies
2008-01-06 12:54:37
www.verbalchilli.com
#74 by LPMiller

hey caryn, what's the haps?

This?

#77 by LPMiller
2008-01-06 17:18:31
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
i was more hoping for conversation, not a testing of your ability to link.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" � "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#78 by bago
2008-01-06 18:01:52
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Goldberg.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#79 by Marsh Davies
2008-01-06 18:27:26
www.verbalchilli.com
#77 by LPMiller

i was more hoping for conversation, not a testing of your ability to link.

I was trying to be helpful, you ingrate!


Interesting link, bago. Since I've recently been off the politics blogs for health reasons, I've only just heard this phrase Liberal Facism being bounced around my corner of the internet. Is Goldberg solely responsible for the term, or is it something I should have heard before? How much traction does this view have with the US liberal *cough* media?

#80 by m0nty
2008-01-06 18:52:56
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I wouldn't be messing with Goldberg, he has a wicked suplex move.
#81 by Jibble
2008-01-06 19:58:40
So, for the democrat Illuminati members here, of the republican candidates who of the frontrunner's would you most want as opposition, and who would you dislike the least if they actually became president?

Huckabee would be good for opposition due to his inability to win, but bad because he'd give too much of a direct voice to the wacky evangelical right. Giuliani would be good because he's fucking insane, and a loss for him might be the final nail in the "9/11 9/11 9/11 we're gonna win politics!" strategy...bad because a win for him would mean four more years of Bush-like (actually, probably worse) leadership. Romney is a sock puppet...I'd probably pick him just because there's not quite so much negative with him as a candidate and he has little to no chance of winning.

On the second question, probably McCain. The only reason is that I'm holding out hope that he's been biding his time, waiting patiently for his chance to get back at the assholes that sunk his presidential prospects in 2000. He's probably the least of the evils...well, maybe Ron Paul, but only because it would be hilarious to watch him dismantle the federal government.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#82 by Caryn
2008-01-06 20:57:11
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
hey caryn, what's the haps?

Oh, lots and lots. I'm in crunch right now so I'm not really posting much anywhere, and when I'm not crunching I'm usually hanging out with family or friends now that I live near them. Work is great, life is great. Things are...well, great.

Bellydance!
#83 by FoRmaT
2008-01-06 21:05:19
That's great.

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#84 by bago
2008-01-06 22:28:47
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Who isn't in crunch?

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#85 by gaggle
2008-01-06 22:36:34
Me. Crunch is avoidable! It must be!

"I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
#86 by assemblerer
2008-01-06 22:39:12
http://uglycode.com
Not to be in crunch usually means not to care.

#87 by FoRmaT
2008-01-06 23:12:47
I love Crunchy Nut cornflakes.

GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
#88 by m0nty
2008-01-06 23:37:55
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I am actually in crunch, but it ends on the 15th.
#89 by Leslie Nassar
2008-01-07 00:29:04
I may or may not be in crunch, but I can confirm that I am enjoying a delicious chai latte.
#90 by Squeaky
2008-01-07 00:40:10
Crunch ended on December 27th. Just like every year.

#91 by Squeaky
2008-01-07 00:40:31
And it's not really crunch since I don't ever work OT (my company is too cheap to pay it).

#92 by assemblerer
2008-01-07 00:48:21
http://uglycode.com
As far as I remember, Caryn's employer features rather strict no-OT policy, so she must have other crunches.

#93 by Jamie
2008-01-07 01:24:46
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Caryn, I saw you on Xbox live for like 5 seconds this afternoon. I was playing Viva Pinata. You should have sent me stuff.

#94 by m0nty
2008-01-07 01:33:11
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Hey, so it's not just Crappers who are constantly bugging her for free shit, ex-GSIers do it too.
#95 by The_Joker
2008-01-07 02:34:54
http://www.jackinworld.com
fucking losers

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#96 by The_Joker
2008-01-07 02:42:21
http://www.jackinworld.com
Ron Paul: Fox News Is \"Beyond A Joke\"

AAAAW YEAH

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#97 by The_Joker
2008-01-07 02:44:47
http://www.jackinworld.com
looks like Ron Paul will come in first in New Hampshire.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#98 by yotsuya
2008-01-07 02:55:58
Not according to CNN:

On the Republican side, Sen.John McCain leads former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney by a narrower margin -- 32 percent to 26 percent, the survey found -- while former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee moved up to third after winning last week in Iowa.

No mention of Morans.
#99 by The_Joker
2008-01-07 02:58:06
http://www.jackinworld.com
kreist

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS.
WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III.
#100 by assemblerer
2008-01-07 02:59:19
http://uglycode.com
Oh yeah, Ron P. Morans will win alright. The title will be "spammer of the year and supreme ruler of fanatic trolls".

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