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#19 by FoRmaT
2008-01-04 22:09:01

Ergo, I have nothing against black people, at all. But voters in the US seem(ed) to do so (in the past). If that isn't the case anymore, I'm very glad.

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#20 by None-1a
2008-01-04 22:13:19

FoRmat the thing to remember is that we've never had a truely viable black candidate before. In the past it's always been a bunch of people nobody has ever heard of running with little to no funding and Jesse Jackson.

#21 by Shadarr
2008-01-04 22:15:35

I hope Obama gets the nomination partly because I think he'll be better than Hillary but also for the entertainment value of the Republican racist attack ads that will surely result.

#22 by Jibble
2008-01-04 22:17:00

If anything, this particular caucus will provide us with a few weeks of amusement while the right-wingers show their true feelings for the evangelical voters. There have been more than a few snubbings of Huckabee on account of him not being an establishment candiate (and being from the fringe that's supposed to vote for Republicans but not actually hold high office).

Aside from that, it's a pretty worthless event.

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#23 by FoRmaT
2008-01-04 22:18:10

Understood.

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#24 by Jibble
2008-01-04 22:18:59

I hope Obama gets the nomination partly because I think he'll be better than Hillary but also for the entertainment value of the Republican racist attack ads that will surely result.

I'm sure they'll be subtle about it. I'm imagining Huckabee sitting in front of a bookcase that looks vaguely like a confederate flag.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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#25 by Jibble
2008-01-04 22:20:45

...or Fred Thompson, driving an all-american Ford pickup truck with a rope tied to the hitch. The way the shot is framed, you can tell something's attached to it...dragging behind the car...but what could it be?

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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#26 by FoRmaT
2008-01-04 22:25:25

See, Ergo? And you say moi lives in the past...

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#27 by Ergo
2008-01-04 22:26:36

My comment was directed at many of your racist comments, not just the most recent one.

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#28 by FoRmaT
2008-01-04 22:32:15

many of your racist comments

You make it seem like I embedded a racist comment in every sentence I ever typed here. I said I disapprove Doners on a Christmas market, later admitting that was racist. What else did I say that was racist?

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#29 by Ashiran
2008-01-04 23:23:33

I'm racist against SLACKERS!

#15
You find that the retarded part? I find the fact that votes are lost in what is supposed to be a democracy a whole lot more retarded.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.

#30 by Gunp01nt
2008-01-04 23:26:54

#29 by Ashiran

I'm racist against SLACKERS!

#15

You find that the retarded part? I find the fact that votes are lost in what is supposed to be a democracy a whole lot more retarded.

What's your take on Holland's ditching electronic voting machines?

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#31 by Ashiran
2008-01-04 23:34:29

What's your take on Holland's ditching electronic voting machines?

Also retarded. The exploit that got them pulled only gave a tiny chance on a slight indication what somebody might have voted and did not affect the voting itself at all.

I don't see why they can't have a machine, have it print out a vote, have the voter check it and then at end of day count the paper votes, while using the machine votes for the live updates going on all day.

Same as pencil voting only without the risk of morons drawing pictures of Shaggy from Scooby Doo on the ballots.

Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.

#32 by Jibble
2008-01-04 23:40:22

I take offense to that. Write-in votes for Shaggy are the pillar of any great Democracy.

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#33 by hangedmanAG
2008-01-04 23:42:40

As are write-in votes for Boba Fett

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#34 by Max
2008-01-05 00:13:48

Anyone else read Armed Madhouse by Greg Palast? He makes a pretty convincing argument for how the 2008 election has already been stolen by the RNC, in the same way they stole the last two national elections. Interesting stuff, though kinda Joker territory.

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#35 by gaggle
2008-01-05 02:45:53

Lemme know when the US gets actual y'know, democracy, then we can talk.

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#36 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 04:11:19

hillary is going to be president and she'll ask obama to be vice president.

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#37 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 04:11:38

unless they don't kill ron paul.

#38 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 04:13:38

Why would they kill such an insignificant factor? As 2004 showed, getting people excited on the Internet doesn't equal actual votes in the end.

#39 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 04:42:15

"Ten per cent is not insignificant - that's a huge number," said Fox's Greta van Susteren, appearing with host Shep Smith last night. Smith noted that Paul had more than doubled Giuliani's total.

"Should Fox News reconsider?" asked Smith, to which Susteren responded, "I'm not sure why he's out of it (the forum)."

"Here you have a candidate that 10 per cent of the people caucused in his party really want him and it's not like he's an insignificant player," she added.

"He didn't just drop in yesterday to the process, he has been running for president for a long time, and certainly many of the issues he's raised are rather provocative and certainly stimulate the debate, that's not a bad thing - and why not pull up another chair?" Susteren concluded.

Watch it.

--------

CNN's Wolf Blitzer and Larry King also noted Paul's double digit finish during a discussion last night.

"Ron Paul I think is gonna be a factor in New Hampshire on the Republican side much more than he was in Iowa given all the Independents there so let's not neglect Ron Paul when we're talking about this," remarked Blitzer.

Watch it.

#40 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 04:44:44

Ron Paul would have done far better if the mainstream media didn't censor him and include him more. There's alimit to how many people you can reach on the Internet. With the money he collected, Ron Paul is now going to have to reach others through more traditional ways. My guess is he's going to spend the money at the right moments in the next few weeks when it matters most.

#41 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 04:45:17

New Group Raises $25,000 in One Day to Fly Ron Paul Banners Over Key Primary States

awesome

#42 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 04:52:21

Lou Dobbs \"Ron Paul is the only inspiring candidate\"

CNN: Jack Cafferty: Ron Paul could suprise pundits

#43 by bago
2008-01-05 04:59:02

You are quoting Fox News as a reliable source.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

#44 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 05:02:01

what is surprising is that fox news excluded ron paul from their january 6th debates, but now some of them are asking why he's not been allowed to parcitipate given that he did better than guilliani. could this be progress?

#45 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 05:05:40

I can't wait to hear how Ron Paul does in the Parimaribo caucus.

#46 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 05:07:23

I guess Joker and Shep Smith are conveniently forgetting that Guiliani did no campaigning in Iowa.

#47 by None-1a
2008-01-05 05:09:03

Shouldn't Fox News suddenly 'discovering' Ron Paul tell you he's nothing more then an engineered 'long shot' candidate being used to distract voters that want a different kind of conservative from the less Republican leadership approved Guilliani?

#48 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 05:10:21

guilliani is broke. he has no chance to survive and should start making his time.

#49 by None-1a
2008-01-05 05:15:37

Boy I wish I was $16million broke. Of course that would also probably mean living in joker's world where $5million is more then 16 anyway.

#50 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 05:17:29

Date of last report: September 30, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dude, check your sources.

#51 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 05:19:23

Man, I wish you put as much time into getting Partij voor Democratie en Ontwikkeling door Eenheid elected as you do Ron Paul.

And yeah, I'm sure he raised NO MORE MONEY since that date.

#52 by None-1a
2008-01-05 05:21:01

Sorry from now on I'll get my facts from random websites rather then the last avalible legally required campaigned finance report.

#53 by yotsuya
2008-01-05 05:37:22

None-

Try PrisonPlanet and 911ScholarsForTruth.

#54 by Dingle
2008-01-05 09:47:59

My fucking brother-in-law voted and ended up being called in for jury duty for a full fucking MONTH. He lost money because he had to work out of state. You know what? FUCK voting, FUCK all this fucking "I'm for principles so I fucking pay my civic duty by voting" BULLSHIT. My brother-in-law had to take out a loan for the month...no matter who are what you fucking vote for, it won't make a fucking gnat's nutsack worth of difference. You're all fucking STUPID for playing influential voting booth boy.

#55 by BobJustBob
2008-01-05 10:01:27

Jury duty summons come from driver's licenses, not voter registration.

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#56 by m0nty
2008-01-05 10:22:19

Fuck the DMV!

#57 by Dingle
2008-01-05 10:23:36

Dude, who fucking cares? The highest amount of BS votes one can claim in Utah is nothing more than the fucking bullshit Mormon leaders influencing their fucking flock through religio-political subterfuge, and Mormons in Utah will NEVER think for themselves. If they do, they're excommunicated or considered anathema. You have NO IDEA. Driver's license or voter registration, your vote doesn't count worth a fucking cent in Utah.

#58 by Dingle
2008-01-05 11:12:22

Me and my colleague, giving cheer to our office because we SUCK at buying STUPID secret santa bullshit:
http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/w8I5RbYdQbndywXn4usCI4rr

#59 by Gunp01nt
2008-01-05 14:05:31

#31 by Ashiran

If you're talking about the fear of assholes hiding in the bushes by the polling booth with an EM receiver, that was a straw man argument put forth by politicians.
The real reason for ditching voting machines was that the manufacturers were unable/unwilling to provide evidence that nothing fishy happened inside those things.

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#60 by The_Joker
2008-01-05 15:31:40

somehow none doesn't know ron paul now has about 20 million. i wonder how many more americans are so ignorant.

#61 by assemblerer
2008-01-05 18:09:52

Funny, Chernobyl could have happened in Slovakia in 1976.

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#62 by Jibble
2008-01-05 21:48:48

]Well, that didn't take long.

Imagine the media invests as heavily in him as I think we all know they will if he's the nominee — and then imagine he loses. I seriously think certain segments of American political life will become completely unhinged. I can imagine the fear of this social unraveling actually aiding Obama enormously in 2008.

He might as well just say, "I bet white people are going to vote for Obama solely on the basis of their being terrified of backlash from the black people."

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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#63 by Hugin
2008-01-06 01:33:40

Yes, I have a message for white America: Vote for Obama or we're coming to get you.

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#64 by Hugin
2008-01-06 01:38:30

In all seriousness, a President Obama getting assassinated would be bad, but any President getting assassinated would be traumatic and disruptive.

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#65 by The_Joker
2008-01-06 01:46:41

obama = CFR. no way he gets assassinated

#66 by yotsuya
2008-01-06 01:47:18

CFR?

#67 by yotsuya
2008-01-06 01:49:39

Oh, and if you mean Council on Foreign Relations, John Kerry is on that, too. Makes you wonder why he didn't win.

#68 by assemblerer
2008-01-06 01:54:09

Because it was a conspiracy.

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