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October 24th 2007, 19:38 CEST by Hugin Alternate title: Troll Bait 2: Troll Harder Really just a place to put the kind of lazy-but-fun, list-oriented discussion that clogs up all the pop culture oriented media nowadays. Top X lists. Yeah, they're cheap, but you can sometimes get a good classic PLanetcrap discussion/argument/trainwreck going. Movies Starring or Costarring a Black Comedian. Music Videos. Cartoon Opening Sequences/Theme Songs. Hot yet approachable seeming celebrity crushes. Muscle/Pony cars of the 60s and 70s. Dinosaurs. Rank them! |
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Frankfurt? I'm more than one hundred kilometers away from that! "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Touched for the very first time? Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Are we talking Brooklyn American English? Or Georgia American English? Or San Diego American English? Or Minnesota American English? Or Maine American English? Or South Boston American English? "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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Yeah, that one. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Has m0nty lost it? Really? Or does the truth just sounded fictional... </stoner accent> "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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South Boston isn't English. m0nty's theory of PC: everyone is a <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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JAOTY doesn't have the ring that TOTY does. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Actually, I'm convinced most of you are Joker alts as well. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I'm not. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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That's what Joker wants me to think! Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Kind of a sad reason to see over 80 new posts. OMG a lurker! |
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Karel sure has a lot of time on his hands at the moment caring for his fictional baby. |
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You're never going to get anywhere with that attitude, Gabe. It's new blood! So far froggy (ex pat Frenchman living in Scotland?) is our leading contender for the 2008 best new troll TOTY. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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It's true...I've not gotten anywhere with my attitude. |
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Well, I may have been too harsh. It got you the 2007 Overall TOTY. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Expat Frenchman? Where did that come from? The "frog" bit? Your troll standards must be awful low if I qualify after 2 days of posting. Whatever happend to DKI? He was the best PC troll I've seen. Was he a Joker alt too? Am I asking too many questions? Isn't excessive punctuation great???? |
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Futile attempt to stay on topic: Best PC games what I played in the last few months after buying a PC that would run recent games: Stalker (+ dots) Portal Biggest disappointments: Episode 2 Bioshock demo (couldn't even be arsed finishing it) Looking-forward-to-ests: Stalker: Clear Sky Love (the game, not the neurochemical anomaly) The fixed version of Witcher |
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The fixed version of Witcher What's wrong with Witcher? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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All kinds of shit, particularly in the English-langiage version. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1150 |
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Wow! I have never played the original game, but hearing a developer puts so much effort into a game is great. Of course, they do it because it will get them more money and not because they like you. But still, compare this to how the 2K asshats released BioShock, buggy as it was, and then took four months to get some fixes out, throwing in five new tonics and abilities and that was that. But why did they leave out lots of text in the english version of Witcher? That sounds really lame... "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Your troll standards must be awful low if I qualify after 2 days of posting. By m0nty's standards, posting = trolling. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Bioshock was buggy? It seemed fine when I played it. "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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#2571 by FoRmaT But why did they leave out lots of text in the english version of Witcher? That sounds really lame... I'm guessing their publisher rushed them. Or Didn't Agree With Their Vision, ala Stalker. I haven't played the demo yet, but I really hope I like it - I want to support devs doing this sort of stuff, but I'm still not forking out for a game I'm not going to play. #2572 by Jibble By m0nty's standards, posting = trolling. Ah, right - because I'm really Joker. With you now. This Greasemonkey script is sweet. |
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Buggy sound, performance issues, CTD, graphic glitches... you name it. Just check out the 2K tech support forum. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Oh, the PC version. Well there's your mistake right there. "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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Ah, right - because I'm really Joker. With you now. Not only that, but did you see they type of TOTY are leading at? Best new one. You could never post again and we would need some other new person to some along an start posting, which we didn't get one of last year. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Drink much? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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I played Bioshock on the PC with no issues so suck it down. As all games are pong, all posters are Joker. |
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Ah, right - because I'm really Joker. With you now. No, no. It doesn't matter if you're Joker or not. In m0nty's eyes, a post is a troll regardless of who posted it. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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PC BioShock did get a little better for me after the patch, but only when I uninstalled Vista and upgraded to XP it worked really fine, apart from some minor graphic glitches. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Poor m0nty. It's like he's some kind of bizarro King Midas. Everything he reads turns to trolls. |
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#2577 by CheesyPoof You could never post again and we would need some other new person to some along an start posting, which we didn't get one of last year. Not one? Damn. Still, I don't remember the last time I won an award for anything. So... cool, I guess. How glitzy is the award ceremony? I've never owned a tux. #2578 by FoRmaT Drink much? Where possible/appropriate/there's decent vodka available. |
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You haven't won shit yet, there are 9.5 months to go, you're just in the running. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Yeah, but Positive Thinking and all that shit. I'm visualising success, albeit on a rather trivial level. |
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#2579 by Fugazi(werking) I played Bioshock on the PC with no issues so suck it down. Same here. No issues at all. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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TreeFrog Looking-forward-to-ests: Stalker: Clear Sky Love (the game, not the neurochemical anomaly) The fixed version of Witcher If you think Love's gameplay looks cool, you should see the tools the guy used to create it. Fucking unbelievable - every one is a self-enclosed work of art as well as an extremely efficient editor. There's a tiny spaceship you occasionally see floating past in the background of the modeling tool - click it and the entire screen reassembles itself as an impromptu game of asteroids. He's mad, but clearly a fucking genius. Also a lovely chap. I don't know if a fixed Witcher would ever make it the OMGBESTRPGEVAR that some self-flagellating PC-nuts are claiming it to be. I think its underdog did it a lot of favours. Unfortunately, it was still just a dog. Even if they fixed the script and the many, many bugs/issues/design features it would still be a game with a faintly tedious first half, average combat and a noxious attitude toward sex. I hope to be pleasantly surprised. Also, please stay and post more. - words and stuff -
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Marsh Davies (#2587): I don't know if a fixed Witcher would ever make it the OMGBESTRPGEVAR that some self-flagellating PC-nuts are claiming it to be. I think its underdog did it a lot of favours. Unfortunately, it was still just a dog. Even if they fixed the script and the many, many bugs/issues/design features it would still be a game with a faintly tedious first half, average combat and a noxious attitude toward sex. I hope to be pleasantly surprised. To be fair, wasn't that what their source material? Personally, I really liked it. I had some complaints for sure, inventory management for one. But the story was fun, the end of the chapter was great. The boss fight being after two unskippable cut scenes was not, especially since I didn't know I wouldn't get a chance to change into my beast fighting stuff. I stopped not long before finishing chapter two though because I figure I'll just play the super duper version in a month or two. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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To be fair, wasn't that what their source material? To be fair, find better source material! :P From what I understand, sexual relations are completely different in the book - as in, women choose Geralt as a shag because there's a certain sexual mystique concerning Witchers. I gather Geralt doesn't consider them as conquests in the crude Gotta Catch 'Em All way that the game portrays. - words and stuff -
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Hm, Pokémon for adults eh? "It's a mystery! You love those! Where are you going?" - Hugin
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#2587 by Marsh Davies If you think Love's gameplay looks cool, you should see the tools the guy used to create it. Fucking unbelievable - every one is a self-enclosed work of art as well as an extremely efficient editor. There's a tiny spaceship you occasionally see floating past in the background of the modeling tool - click it and the entire screen reassembles itself as an impromptu game of asteroids. He's mad, but clearly a fucking genius. Also a lovely chap. TBH I haven't figured out much about what the game will be - all I gathered from the website and the article on RPS was that Eskil Steenberg seems to be one of those decidedly odd auteur types who are well worth watching. And I don't mean in a suspected-commie-spy way. And procedural generation piques my interest. I don't know if a fixed Witcher would ever make it the OMGBESTRPGEVAR that some self-flagellating PC-nuts are claiming it to be. I think its underdog did it a lot of favours. Unfortunately, it was still just a dog. Even if they fixed the script and the many, many bugs/issues/design features it would still be a game with a faintly tedious first half, average combat and a noxious attitude toward sex. I hope to be pleasantly surprised. Likewise. The trading card bit I could well do without, but after Stalker I'm well up for another RPG from the east. Also, please stay and post more. Thank you! I'll try and be interesting. Or amusing. Or at least laughable. |
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#2589 by Marsh Davies From what I understand, sexual relations are completely different in the book - as in, women choose Geralt as a shag because there's a certain sexual mystique concerning Witchers. I think the Witchers are meant to be sterile, too. Consequence-free sex! |
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Thank you! I'll try and be interesting. Or amusing. Or at least laughable. Just be yourself. Look were it got me... :( "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Well, that's because you're an asshole. Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.
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Same to you, prick. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Nazi. Format is a nazi. Assholishness is such a ubiquitous quality on PC that it's basically meaningless. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Amen. |
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Thanks, Shadarr. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Poor m0nty. It's like he's some kind of bizarro King Midas. Everything he reads turns to trolls. |
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am I high, or didn't you say that already? "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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