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October 24th 2007, 19:38 CEST by Hugin Alternate title: Troll Bait 2: Troll Harder Really just a place to put the kind of lazy-but-fun, list-oriented discussion that clogs up all the pop culture oriented media nowadays. Top X lists. Yeah, they're cheap, but you can sometimes get a good classic PLanetcrap discussion/argument/trainwreck going. Movies Starring or Costarring a Black Comedian. Music Videos. Cartoon Opening Sequences/Theme Songs. Hot yet approachable seeming celebrity crushes. Muscle/Pony cars of the 60s and 70s. Dinosaurs. Rank them! |
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Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King No Canticle for Liebowitz or On the Beach? You suck. "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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#11 by hangedmanAG I think Like a Prayer and Express Yourself are vastly overrated. Like a Prayer tries too hard to push buttons, but Madonna is more beautiful in it than any other video, IMO, and again, some great cinematography. However, my second favorite Madonna video is Lucky Star (The best of her early "ribbon crap in her hair/I'm just some club kid making dance music" videos, and after that...oh, probably Rain or Secret. "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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#23 by jjohnsen Ryslin came back for a day. That was weird. Dethstryk has returned few days after. PlanetCrap has exceeded this semester's quote for reactivated crappers, so it banned Ryslin from accessing PC. PC is self-aware, you know. That, or dethstryk has murdered her to secure the comeback TOTY. |
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Crappers I'd like to see come back to life/post more often, in no particular order: 1. Hiredgoons 2. Caryn 3. Foody 4. Funk (I know he's kind of around but not often enough) 5. Post-It 6. Chris 7. Desiato "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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No McGrew?! |
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How about "reformed pianist"? He could be pretty funny. !
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Fixed! #3 by Hugin Ten favorite videos ever, in no particular order (not best necessarily, and not most influential, because fuck Thriller, and fuck Chris Cunningham): 1. Big Time, Peter Gabriel 2. Space Lord, Monster Magnet 3. Prison Sex, Tool 4. Take On Me, A-Ha 5. Cherish, Madonna 6. Woo Haa, Busta Rhymes 7. Just a Gigilo, David Lee Roth 8. The Rain, Missy Elliot 9. Sweet Dreams, Eurythmics 10. Rough Boy, ZZ Top. . <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Top 10 Crap memes: 1. jetski/table 2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually ... 42. co-op 73. Warren's wife Most ridiculous discussions: 1. Mank & co. - speeding vs. black vs. white 2. m0nty - that feminist chick, stalking and chivalry Best casual memes: 1. GIF 2. hattrick 3. scrollwheel 11. You're awesome. 24. Warren's "What?" 24. Bogo's bagoisms. 25. Joker's wang |
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Mine was the best "Fixed!" in the history of "Fixed!". <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Oh yeah. Fixed is definitely better than hattrick, but some GIFs win. |
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#24 by hangedmanAG Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King No Canticle for Liebowitz or On the Beach? You suck. They'd be in the top ten, though I feel Canticle for Liebowitz is over-rated. |
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You're insane, man. Insane. "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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The Busta Rhymes video "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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Top 10 Crap memes: 1. jetski/table 2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually ... 42. co-op 73. Warren's wife Jibble's ex would be in my top three "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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Top Ten Numbers: 10. 666 9. 35 8. 3 7. -1 6. 3.14 5. 80 4. 10 3. 2 2. 0 1. 42 MP3 Of The Week: Beats For Beginners - Mechanical Man.mp3 (?)
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Top Missing Crappers from the Missing Crappers lists 1. Morn 2. KAK 3. Charles <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Top 5 List Posts: 5. #38 4. #17 3. #19 2. #2 1. #40 "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Top eight things that are awesome about John Woo's (older) movies: 8. At the end, you always feel like you've gained a sudden understanding of Cantonese (which you haven't) 7. Chow Yun-Fat 6. Don't get too much plot in my violence opera 5. Reloading is for pussies 4. Stunt people who'll do anything 3. Bad overdubbing, bad editing and other stuff that would seem ridiculous on western movies, but give HK movies more credibility 2. When motorbikes get shot at while in mid air, their gas tanks explode and they become a huge flying fireball 1. Dual pistols "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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#31 by assemblerer Top 10 Crap memes: 1. jetski/table 2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually ... 42. co-op 73. Warren's wife Start here and work from there. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Speaking of which, Stranglehold for the PS3 just went gold. And if you buy the collector's edition for $70, the full movie Hard Boiled in HD is on the game disc. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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That would be pretty awesome to watch on a huge HDTV screen. I'll go check whether my friend who owns a 42" HDTV has seen Hardboiled yet. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Gunpoint - thanks, I've wanted to look that post up. But it's still not the same when I read those memes as when I'd be there when it happened, so I won't pretend I'm old-skool crapper even if I'd know all that. We've sold 2 42" Samsung plasma TVs today. It was a funny feeling, since we usually sell 7 notebooks worth that much in maybe 2 months? Also, who's Morn? And where's my Developium, GottDamnit? |
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jjohnsen (#21): Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King *just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature. Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young. What about Battlefield Earth? And People on the Fringe (I think that's the title)? "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Ten Celebrities I'd Like To Put On A Bus And Then Push The Bus Off A Cliff, And Not A Looney Tunes Cliff, Either: Donald Trump Rosie O'Donnell Kato Kaelin The Cast of The Hills P Diddy Elizabeth Hasselbeck Lindsay Lohan Geraldo Rivera Oprah Winfrey Bill O'Reilly It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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People who want to kill PC: Greg People who help it: all inactive crappers People who actively help do it: all active crappers People who can actually kill PC: El Morno Diablo |
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#48 by Max Ten Celebrities I'd Like To Put On A Bus And Then Push The Bus Off A Cliff, And Not A Looney Tunes Cliff, Either: WHERE THE HELL IS CAMERON DIAZ? |
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What has Cameron Diaz done lately to warrant pushing off a cliff? "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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I just noticed: 5. Warday by Witley Strieber WTF? That was a terrible book. |
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Top reasons why I hate my roommate: 1. Coughs up his lungs in the kitchen sink every morning (we wash our food there, asshole!) 2. Makes a general mess and doesn't clean up 3. Always turns pathetically apologetic when you call him on it 4. There's gotta be a better stress relief method than whistling techno songs at the top of your lungs, fucker 5. Offers a bed to friends who are shady, homeless and/or under psychiatric treatment 6. Every time his dad visits him, he treats him with zero respect and invariably ends up shouting at him like a banshee "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Didn't undo all the terrible movies she's done before? |
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Hugin in #51: What has Cameron Diaz done lately to warrant pushing off a cliff? Amen. Great smile, jiggly, what's not to like? I was hesitant to even put Lindsay Lohan on there; how cliched is it to hate any of those celebritard teens? She's on there because she's fallen so far from the expectations I had for her when I saw The Parent Trap. Fucking bitch. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Things that good games need to have: 1. Windowed mode. 2. Difficulty settings. 3. Easter eggs. 4. Black humour. 5. Skippable cutscenes. 6. Some free shit a while after release. 7. Golden editions with all patches and free shit. 8. Not ridiculous copy protection. 9. Mini-games. 10. Torrent. |
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Top Ten Celebrity Stories I Don't Give a Shit About: 1. I don't pay attention to that crap. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Top 10 Old Toys I had as a Kid that Today's Damn Kids Probably Wouldn't Appreciate (not in order): 1. Big Trak 2. Mattel Electronic Football 3. Shrinky Dinks 4. Lite-Brite 5. Spirograph 6. GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip 7. Six-Million Dollar Man Doll 8. Lincoln Logs 9. Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle 10. Super Toe Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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#46 by Matt Perkins jjohnsen (#21): Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King *just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature. Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young. What about Battlefield Earth? And People on the Fringe (I think that's the title)? Battlefield Earth sucks. And do you mean the OSC book Folk of the Fringe? It was pretty good. #52 by Shadarr I just noticed: 5. Warday by Witley Strieber WTF? That was a terrible book. You're nuts. or maybe I'm nuts, it's been a few years since I read it last. |
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11. Green Machine It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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#58 by Chunkstyle Top 10 Old Toys I had as a Kid that Today's Damn Kids Probably Wouldn't Appreciate (not in order): 1. Big Trak 2. Mattel Electronic Football 3. Shrinky Dinks 4. Lite-Brite 5. Spirograph 6. GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip 7. Six-Million Dollar Man Doll 8. Lincoln Logs 9. Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle 10. Super Toe I never had a Evel Knielvel Stunt Cycle, but the rest of that stuff is golden. And you're probably right about kids hating them now. |
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Top 10 Old Toys I had as a Kid that Today's Damn Kids Probably Wouldn't Appreciate (not in order): 1. 8-bit communistic ZX Spectrum-compatible computer (SimCity 1! Lemmings! R-Type!) 2. 8086 and Tom&Jerry In The Cat-astrophe 3. huge 286 multiplayer with Tank Wars 4. 386 with not enough RAM to play X-COM, but enough for Civilisation, Colonisation, Dune 2 5. FastTracker 2 with microphone and a friend for imaginary (offline) radio hosting. 6. Sega Mega Drive with Sonic 3 (OK, I didn't have that, but my classmate did.) 7. Q-Basic 8. imagination and improvisation, fun without tools 9. Maserati bi-turbo model 10. ...AMD K6-2 with Fallout? |
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#58 by Chunkstyle Top 10 Old Toys I had as a Kid that Today's Damn Kids Probably Wouldn't Appreciate (not in order): 11. Plain Legos. Not the fancy ones that already look like stuff, just plain blocks that you have to figure out how to put together on your own. |
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Could add Etch-a-Sketch, but my nearly 2 year old niece has one... |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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12. Stretch Armstrong You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley
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Stretch Armstrong was a jelly filled menace! "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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13. The woods behind my house It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Top Ten Favorite Females in Movies, in no particular order: Alicia Silverstone - Clueless Scarlett Johannson - Lost In Translation Uma Thurman - Pulp Fiction Robyn Wright-Penn - The Princess Bride Jenette Goldstein - Aliens Claire Danes - Romeo & Juliet Robin Curtis - Star Trek III - The Search for Spock Carrie Fisher - Star Wars Kirsten Dunst - The Virgin Suicides Meryl Streep - The Devil Wears Prada This should actually be called, "First Ten I Thought Of, And I Don't Want To Bore You With 50 More." It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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#68 by Max Top Ten Favorite Females in Movies, in no particular order: Scarlett Johannson - Lost In Translation Kirsten Dunst - The Virgin Suicides Oh yeah. Add 20-minute-crying meme on my top 10 list. How long did you cry, Max? ;) |
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I cried when I read this list. Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Five celebrities that people seem to find attractive and I can't wrap my head around it. * 1. Cameron Diaz 2. Kirsten Dunst 3. Julia Roberts 4. Paris Hilton 5. Uma Thurman *I'm not saying they're ugly, or "I could do so much better than her lololoollol" or anything. I just don't get it. If I was walking down the street and saw these people, and didn't know they were in movies, I doubt I'd give them a second look. |
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I have a bunch of those as well, jj. Diff'rent Strokes. I'd agree with Julia Roberts and provisionally Paris Hilton, but not the other three. I'd add: 6. Sienna Miller 7. Jennifer Lopez and probably several others, given time to think about it. Also, assemblerer, I don't cry. Ever. Sissy. (unless it's the end of Field of Dreams) It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Chunkstyle, I can't BELIEVE you left me off your top ten favorite Crappers list. That's it, no Christmas card for YOU this year. Because, yeah, I was going to send you one for the first time ever, but no. Oh, no. Not now, mister. Bellydance!
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