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October 24th 2007, 19:38 CEST by Hugin Alternate title: Troll Bait 2: Troll Harder Really just a place to put the kind of lazy-but-fun, list-oriented discussion that clogs up all the pop culture oriented media nowadays. Top X lists. Yeah, they're cheap, but you can sometimes get a good classic PLanetcrap discussion/argument/trainwreck going. Movies Starring or Costarring a Black Comedian. Music Videos. Cartoon Opening Sequences/Theme Songs. Hot yet approachable seeming celebrity crushes. Muscle/Pony cars of the 60s and 70s. Dinosaurs. Rank them! |
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Hugin, I agree with most of what you said about Cherish except that it had that godawful troll of a mermaid child. Ruined the whole video for me. I think Like a Prayer and Express Yourself are vastly overrated. "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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Top ten list of lists. 10. Forbes list of billionaires 9. Car and Drivers Top 10 8. US News & World Reports top universities 7. College Footbal top 25, the absurdity of it all 6. Baby names for the year ... 5. Who's who 4. Those top 10 shows on the travel network 3. The plays of the week 2. AFI Top 100 films 1. Top 100 Computer/Video Games of all time <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Top 10 Halloween Costumes I've Dressed Up In 10. A white erase board 9. A hobo 8. Spider-Man 7. Dressed all in yellow, and alternatively either a ray of sunshine or a stream of urine 6. A doctor 7. A graduate student 6. A software pirate (pirate costume w/ CDs and floppy disks glued to me) 5. A multiple choice test 4. Another hobo 3. Willie Nelson 2. A keyboard 1. Wendy, from the fast food restaurant. When I had long, red hair and did the pigtails myself |
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#6 by Ergo On my desk: 7. Really bizarre-looking Dell coffee cup How does a coffee cup look bizarre? |
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It's too hard to explain. You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley
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Top 10 Dead Crappers (not in order): 1. Foodbunny 2. Bailey 3. Warren 4. Hulka 5. Matthew Gallant 6. jafd 7. Joker 8. Mike 9. Creole Ned 10. Your Friend Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Top ten most boring threads 1) this one. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Have you looked at the archives? You could do a thread just about the stuff on my desk and still beat some of them. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Biggest Planetcrap asshole: 1. Matt Perkins You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley
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Crappers I'd actually like to see back/more active: - foodbunny - ryslin - caryn (MOAR WIMINS!) - chris - YF - matt gallant, I think? - warren in his insightful-comment-posting mood - jafd when she was entertaining and not smartassy |
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Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King *just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature. Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young. |
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#9 by Chunkstyle Best cartoon theme songs (not in order): 1. Speed Racer 2. Spiderman 3. Spongebob Squarepants 4. Hong Kong Phooey 5. The Bugs Bunny Overture (This is it) 6. Magilla Gorilla 7. South Park 8. Underdog 9. Mighty Mouse 10. Flintstones I agree with you Chunk on: 1. Spider Man (70s cartoon) 2. Bugs Bunny "On With the Show" (brilliant choice) However, there we part company. 3. Alf cartoon (totally different from the Alf live action TV show, especially in that it was good) 4. Star Blazers 5. Bionic Six 6. Animaniacs 7. Kidd Video 8. Chilly Willy 9. Jem 10. Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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#20 by assemblerer Crappers I'd actually like to see back/more active: - foodbunny - ryslin - caryn (MOAR WIMINS!) - chris - YF - matt gallant, I think? - warren in his insightful-comment-posting mood - jafd when she was entertaining and not smartassy Ryslin came back for a day. That was weird. |
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Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King No Canticle for Liebowitz or On the Beach? You suck. "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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#11 by hangedmanAG I think Like a Prayer and Express Yourself are vastly overrated. Like a Prayer tries too hard to push buttons, but Madonna is more beautiful in it than any other video, IMO, and again, some great cinematography. However, my second favorite Madonna video is Lucky Star (The best of her early "ribbon crap in her hair/I'm just some club kid making dance music" videos, and after that...oh, probably Rain or Secret. "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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#23 by jjohnsen Ryslin came back for a day. That was weird. Dethstryk has returned few days after. PlanetCrap has exceeded this semester's quote for reactivated crappers, so it banned Ryslin from accessing PC. PC is self-aware, you know. That, or dethstryk has murdered her to secure the comeback TOTY. |
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Crappers I'd like to see come back to life/post more often, in no particular order: 1. Hiredgoons 2. Caryn 3. Foody 4. Funk (I know he's kind of around but not often enough) 5. Post-It 6. Chris 7. Desiato "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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No McGrew?! |
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How about "reformed pianist"? He could be pretty funny. !
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Fixed! #3 by Hugin Ten favorite videos ever, in no particular order (not best necessarily, and not most influential, because fuck Thriller, and fuck Chris Cunningham): 1. Big Time, Peter Gabriel 2. Space Lord, Monster Magnet 3. Prison Sex, Tool 4. Take On Me, A-Ha 5. Cherish, Madonna 6. Woo Haa, Busta Rhymes 7. Just a Gigilo, David Lee Roth 8. The Rain, Missy Elliot 9. Sweet Dreams, Eurythmics 10. Rough Boy, ZZ Top. . <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Top 10 Crap memes: 1. jetski/table 2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually ... 42. co-op 73. Warren's wife Most ridiculous discussions: 1. Mank & co. - speeding vs. black vs. white 2. m0nty - that feminist chick, stalking and chivalry Best casual memes: 1. GIF 2. hattrick 3. scrollwheel 11. You're awesome. 24. Warren's "What?" 24. Bogo's bagoisms. 25. Joker's wang |
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Mine was the best "Fixed!" in the history of "Fixed!". <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Oh yeah. Fixed is definitely better than hattrick, but some GIFs win. |
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#24 by hangedmanAG Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King No Canticle for Liebowitz or On the Beach? You suck. They'd be in the top ten, though I feel Canticle for Liebowitz is over-rated. |
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You're insane, man. Insane. "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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The Busta Rhymes video "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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Top 10 Crap memes: 1. jetski/table 2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually ... 42. co-op 73. Warren's wife Jibble's ex would be in my top three "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
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Top Ten Numbers: 10. 666 9. 35 8. 3 7. -1 6. 3.14 5. 80 4. 10 3. 2 2. 0 1. 42 MP3 Of The Week: Beats For Beginners - Mechanical Man.mp3 (?)
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Top Missing Crappers from the Missing Crappers lists 1. Morn 2. KAK 3. Charles <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Top 5 List Posts: 5. #38 4. #17 3. #19 2. #2 1. #40 "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Top eight things that are awesome about John Woo's (older) movies: 8. At the end, you always feel like you've gained a sudden understanding of Cantonese (which you haven't) 7. Chow Yun-Fat 6. Don't get too much plot in my violence opera 5. Reloading is for pussies 4. Stunt people who'll do anything 3. Bad overdubbing, bad editing and other stuff that would seem ridiculous on western movies, but give HK movies more credibility 2. When motorbikes get shot at while in mid air, their gas tanks explode and they become a huge flying fireball 1. Dual pistols "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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#31 by assemblerer Top 10 Crap memes: 1. jetski/table 2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually ... 42. co-op 73. Warren's wife Start here and work from there. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Speaking of which, Stranglehold for the PS3 just went gold. And if you buy the collector's edition for $70, the full movie Hard Boiled in HD is on the game disc. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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That would be pretty awesome to watch on a huge HDTV screen. I'll go check whether my friend who owns a 42" HDTV has seen Hardboiled yet. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Gunpoint - thanks, I've wanted to look that post up. But it's still not the same when I read those memes as when I'd be there when it happened, so I won't pretend I'm old-skool crapper even if I'd know all that. We've sold 2 42" Samsung plasma TVs today. It was a funny feeling, since we usually sell 7 notebooks worth that much in maybe 2 months? Also, who's Morn? And where's my Developium, GottDamnit? |
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jjohnsen (#21): Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King *just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature. Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young. What about Battlefield Earth? And People on the Fringe (I think that's the title)? "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Ten Celebrities I'd Like To Put On A Bus And Then Push The Bus Off A Cliff, And Not A Looney Tunes Cliff, Either: Donald Trump Rosie O'Donnell Kato Kaelin The Cast of The Hills P Diddy Elizabeth Hasselbeck Lindsay Lohan Geraldo Rivera Oprah Winfrey Bill O'Reilly It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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People who want to kill PC: Greg People who help it: all inactive crappers People who actively help do it: all active crappers People who can actually kill PC: El Morno Diablo |
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#48 by Max Ten Celebrities I'd Like To Put On A Bus And Then Push The Bus Off A Cliff, And Not A Looney Tunes Cliff, Either: WHERE THE HELL IS CAMERON DIAZ? |
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What has Cameron Diaz done lately to warrant pushing off a cliff? "Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
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I just noticed: 5. Warday by Witley Strieber WTF? That was a terrible book. |
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Top reasons why I hate my roommate: 1. Coughs up his lungs in the kitchen sink every morning (we wash our food there, asshole!) 2. Makes a general mess and doesn't clean up 3. Always turns pathetically apologetic when you call him on it 4. There's gotta be a better stress relief method than whistling techno songs at the top of your lungs, fucker 5. Offers a bed to friends who are shady, homeless and/or under psychiatric treatment 6. Every time his dad visits him, he treats him with zero respect and invariably ends up shouting at him like a banshee "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Didn't undo all the terrible movies she's done before? |
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Hugin in #51: What has Cameron Diaz done lately to warrant pushing off a cliff? Amen. Great smile, jiggly, what's not to like? I was hesitant to even put Lindsay Lohan on there; how cliched is it to hate any of those celebritard teens? She's on there because she's fallen so far from the expectations I had for her when I saw The Parent Trap. Fucking bitch. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Things that good games need to have: 1. Windowed mode. 2. Difficulty settings. 3. Easter eggs. 4. Black humour. 5. Skippable cutscenes. 6. Some free shit a while after release. 7. Golden editions with all patches and free shit. 8. Not ridiculous copy protection. 9. Mini-games. 10. Torrent. |
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Top Ten Celebrity Stories I Don't Give a Shit About: 1. I don't pay attention to that crap. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Top 10 Old Toys I had as a Kid that Today's Damn Kids Probably Wouldn't Appreciate (not in order): 1. Big Trak 2. Mattel Electronic Football 3. Shrinky Dinks 4. Lite-Brite 5. Spirograph 6. GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip 7. Six-Million Dollar Man Doll 8. Lincoln Logs 9. Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle 10. Super Toe Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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#46 by Matt Perkins jjohnsen (#21): Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read* 1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon 2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank 3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy 4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony 5. Warday by Witley Strieber 6. The Stand by Stephen King *just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature. Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young. What about Battlefield Earth? And People on the Fringe (I think that's the title)? Battlefield Earth sucks. And do you mean the OSC book Folk of the Fringe? It was pretty good. #52 by Shadarr I just noticed: 5. Warday by Witley Strieber WTF? That was a terrible book. You're nuts. or maybe I'm nuts, it's been a few years since I read it last. |
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11. Green Machine It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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