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BIOSHOCK UP THE ASS!
August 21st 2007, 18:41 CEST by Dumdeedum Quoth Wikipedia: BioShock is an action-adventure, survival horror first-person shooter video game by 2K Boston/2K Australia (previously Irrational Games.)[5] So now you know. There's lots of other details, plot and stuff, but mostly we're here because it's one of our "event games", a game everyone buys and then we play it together and compare notes and spoil the plot for each other and so on. There's also a fair chance that either Bob, Gaggle or Hugin will decide they hate it and everyone else will insult them for it. |
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Audiobooks are highly inefficient. I can read a book in 2-3 hours that takes 10+ hours for a narrator to read to me. Also, I'm not 3 anymore, I can read my own books now. It isn't a Fallout game unless I use my pickpocketing skill to place a ticking dynamite bomb into the pockets of an 8 year old boy.
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I read faster than I listen, too, but try doing it while driving, working out, or mowing the yard. I read paper books, too. |
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#2016 by Qmanol Audiobooks are highly inefficient. I can read a book in 2-3 hours that takes 10+ hours for a narrator to read to me. Also, I'm not 3 anymore, I can read my own books now. Jeez, way to suck the fun out of everything, Mr. Efficient. I pity your daughter. You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley
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I'm going to go all Cliff's Notes for mega-efficiency. I should have the works of Shakespeare done by this weekend. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I'll start you off with three: Romeo and Juliet: Two kids fall in love, kill themselves Macbeth: Guy kills king, gets killed himself Julius Caesar: Guy gets killed by friends, most then end up dead |
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Thanks for the spoiler warnings, jerk. |
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The statute of limitations on spoilers runs out after 350 years, so I'm quite safe. |
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Let me spoil all Shakespeare's works for you then: Pretty much everybody dies. Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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Apart from the comedies, where someone dresses up as someone else and from the confusion hilarity ensues. MP3 Of The Week: The Dirty Backbeats - The Bop.mp3 (?)
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Care to write a review? |
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Let me spoil all Shakespeare's works for you then: Pretty much everybody dies. Sweet. This has been some super mega-efficient reading. Now on to Greek tragedies. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Greek tragedies are basically the same thing, only with far more bastard children. Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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#2027 by Ashiran Greek tragedies are basically the same thing, only with far more bastard children. And don't forget the incest. There's always incest in Greek tragedy. |
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Jeez, way to suck the fun out of everything, Mr. Efficient. I pity your daughter. Reading to kids is different. Speed of intake of information is not the primary factor of enjoyment for them. But for me, I'm usually consumed by the desire to know what happens next, dammit, and I thus want to find out as fast as possible without actually just skipping to the end. It isn't a Fallout game unless I use my pickpocketing skill to place a ticking dynamite bomb into the pockets of an 8 year old boy.
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Qmanol speaks truth. Also, I occasionally need slower pace than read word. |
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THE FEBRUARY 2008 WHACKY SURVEY IS OUT WHY BOTHER ??? ...ONLY BECAUSE YOU COULD WIN A FERRARI ENZO!!!!!! § Pimp of Mario's World. Hater of society. §
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Last post. Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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Finished! |
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Excellent! |
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Yeah, it took a while. I bought it on release but for various reasons didn't get to complete it until this week. |
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I found the ending to be a bit too Japanese/Southpark. Also, why on Earth does *** invite you to kill him and even hand you the killing instrument? Made no sense. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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why on Earth does *** invite you to kill him and even hand you the killing instrument? Made no sense. A man chooses, a slave obeys! It's like deep and meaningful and shit. |
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Don't all those audiologs you find basically say "Mess with me, and I'll rip you apart!"? So that choice of him seemed a bit odd. Maybe he was getting tired? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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