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The Great Planetcrap Writing and Podcasting Experiment
September 6th 2007, 21:27 CEST by Ray I have an extra domain (face-punch.com) and am willing to setup a Wordpress install that would allow us all to post our weekly (monthly?) Crap-Write entries ourselves, streamlining the process. The other bit of good news is that the hosting has unlimited disk usage and bandwidth. We can use it as a file storage and sharing system and, perhaps more exciting and in the vein of several popular podcasts, we could host audio versions of the stories in podcast form. Think: Psuedopod or Escape Pod. Plus, since the initial form of the stories is in written form, G-Man can seach transcripts to his black, shriveled, lawyer heart's content. Thoughts? |
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I left out the part where I'm sleeping with fly honeys and shit. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Thank $deity! |
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If you're jealous, I'll buy you a drank while shoving an autotuner up my ass. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Someone registered and submitted a story already. |
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Damn, that girl is fit. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Oh fuck yeah! The game I've been waiting for has just been released on VC: Donkey Kong Jr. Math. That's not a waste of 500 points, not at all. |
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Yeah cause the Wii isn't intended for families and their children, not at all. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Did you think I was being sarcastic? |
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So yesterday I managed to convince a friend of mine to start playing Warmachine/Hordes. Unfortunately, the only way he is going to play is if someone else does all the painitng and I foolishly offered to do it. So win for having more than 2 people to play with, lose for having no time to actually do any painting. :( |
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Why don't you play something with some awesome lore behind it like Warhammer. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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It was very sarcastic, esp. given this site. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#70 by Dethstryk Why don't you play something with some awesome lore behind it like Warhammer. Because steampunk-mecha is cooler than spacemarines. Also because Warmachine/hordes focuses more on smaller scale tactical encounters. And finally because we're playing Iron Kingdoms, the RPG based on Warmachine/Hordes and all of us are really digging the world/history of the setting. |
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One final thing: Warmachine/Hordes is much cheaper to play than Warhammer. |
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Fuck that nonsense. Adeptus Astartes 4 lyfe, yo. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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And yes, that's a strong rebuttal. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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ENDGAME TRAILER - AAAAAW YEAH Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
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Dethstryk Fuck that nonsense. Adeptus Astartes 4 lyfe, yo. In 1824, French physicist Sadi Carnot, in his “On the Motive Power of Fire”, was the first to study the thermodynamics of combustion reactions in steam engines. In the 1850s, German physicist Rudolf Clausius began to apply the principles developed by Carnot to chemicals systems at the atomic to molecular scale. During the years 1873 to 1876 at Yale University, American mathematical physicist Josiah Willard Gibbs, the first to be awarded a Ph.D. in engineering in the U.S., in a series of three papers, developed a mathematical-based, graphical methodology, for the study of chemical systems using the thermodynamics of Clausius. In 1882, German physicist Hermann von Helmholtz, published a founding thermodynamics paper, similar to Gibbs, but with more of an electro-chemical basis, in which he showed that measure of chemical affinity, i.e. the “force” of chemical reactions, is determined by the measure of the free energy of the reaction process. Following these early developments, the new science of chemical engineering began to develop. The following timeline shows some of the key steps in the development of the science of chemical engineering. Chemical engineering is applied in the manufacture of wide variety of products. The chemical industry proper manufactures inorganic and organic industrial chemicals, ceramics, fuels and petrochemicals, agrochemicals (fertilizers, insecticides, herbicides), plastics and elastomers, oleochemicals, explosives, fragrances and flavors, additives, dietary supplements and pharmaceuticals. Closely allied or overlapping disciplines include wood processing, food processing, environmental technology, and the engineering of petroleum, glass, paints and other coatings, inks, sealants and adhesives. To show the difference between laboratory chemistry and industrial chemical engineering, consider a simple one-step reaction between two reagents R1 and R2 to give a product P and waste W. The reaction may be represented R1 + R2 = P + W. A solvent S and possibly a catalyst C may be required, and it may need to be heated to speed the reaction. A specific example would be the synthesis of aspirin by the reaction of salicylic acid (R1) with acetic anhydride (R2) in solvent water (S) and in the presence of catalyst phosphoric acid (C). Aspirin is the product P, and acetic acid (W) is also formed. In the laboratory 5 grams of R1 (a solid) are added to 120 ml of water in a flask. 5 ml of R2 (a liquid) are added plus 0.5 ml of phosphoric acid solution, and the flask is heated in a water bath. The contents are agitated by swirling the flask or with a laboratory stirrer and heated under reflux for about an hour. The material is allowed to cool down and crystals of aspirin are formed, which may be filtered off, and perhaps recrystallized. A good yield would be 5 to 6 grams. The remaining solution is poured down the sink. Now consider an industrial process in which we replace grams with tonnes. Firstly suitable storage (say for two weeks of production) must be provided for the raw materials. In this case R1 is a solid and would be put in a storage silo; R2 is a corrosive liquid, combustible and sensitive to water, so would need a closed tank of resistant material. A means of transport to the reactor must be provided, such as a screw conveyor for the solid R1 and a pump and pipes for liquid R2. Chemical engineers would calculate the sizes and power requirements and specify suitable materials. Similar arrangements must be made for the solvent S and the catalyst C. In this case, water is the solvent, but ordinary tap water would not be good enough, so there will be a separate process to clean the water. The reactor is now to contain 120 tonnes of water and the other ingredients, so cannot be swirled. An agitator must be designed and its power consumption calculated to give the necessary mixing. Heating and cooling are considered free in the laboratory, but not in industry. The chemical engineers must first calculate the amount of heat to be added and removed, then design suitable methods to do this, perhaps by passing steam through an outer jacket of the vessel to heat. They will probably decide to pump the reacted mixture to another vessel with a cooler, then to a filter. The solid will then go to further equipment to dissolve, crystallize and filter again, giving perhaps 5.5 tonnes of aspirin, which will be dried and placed in suitable storage, which must also be designed. (The drying process uses significant amounts of energy.) However, there is about 125 tonnes of waste which cannot be just poured down the drain. It will contain some unreacted R1 and about 3 tonnes of W, which must be recovered and recycled. (In this case, W can be converted to R2 in another reactor.) The catalyst may be recovered, or made harmless by a chemical reaction before disposal. Thus there will be another set of equipment to save the cost of wasting chemicals and to protect the environment. Solvents other than water are generally recycled by distillation, but water is also re-used and recycled as far as economically feasible. What has been described is a batch process. It will probably be modified to operate continuously, particularly if large amounts of the product are required. Efforts will be made to reduce the amount of energy used and to minimize waste. ATTN MORN: i see that my reverse psychology did not work on u so i once again request that you kindly email my password to DEATHKILLERINT@HOTMAIL.COM. im sure u will eventually fix the bug where i cant logout and it would be really swell to have my password back when that time comes.
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How am I still nearly three times more helpful than the other contestants given my extended hiatus? |
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Cos he hasn't asked for an update in ages. |
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Hmm. |
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You do realize that with the different crystallization tempuratures of codeine and aspirin he is in effect telling you how to seperate the two, no> Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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U.S. Navy 'Top Gun' Pilot Questions 9/11 Commander Kolstad is especially critical of the account of American Airlines Flight 77 that allegedly crashed into the Pentagon. He says, �At the Pentagon, the pilot of the Boeing 757 did quite a feat of flying. I have 6,000 hours of flight time in Boeing 757's and 767's and I could not have flown it the way the flight path was described.� Commander Kolstad adds, �I was also a Navy fighter pilot and Air Combat Instructor and have experience flying low altitude, high speed aircraft. I could not have done what these beginners did. Something stinks to high heaven!� aaaaaw yeah Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Eat a dick, Joker. Gabe, ban this spambot. |
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suck my cock, lwf. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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National Academy of Sciences Member Calls for New 9/11 Investigation World renowned scientist, Lynn Margulis, Ph.D., has severely criticized the official account of 9/11 and called for a new investigation, “I suggest that those of us aware and concerned demand that the glaringly erroneous official account of 9/11 be dismissed as a fraud and a new, thorough, and impartial investigation be undertaken.” WAKE UP, MORANS! Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Popular Mechanics gets OWNED LOLZORRRRR Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
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Summery of Allenna Ward story Twenty years? TWENTY years? The law for having sex with minors allows for twenty fucking years of incarceration in the U.S.?? What, she stacked up five boys and scores a big multiplicative bonus? How does twenty years even begin to make sense? I try to imagine the gender-roles reversed but I don't see how you would ever get to something as ridonkulous as that amount of years. Unless I'm reading it wrong, but this isn't a nasty predatory serial-pedophile case as far as I can see. "Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube."
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Goddamn, Joker is still on this 9/11 shit? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. What the fuck else do you do in Surinamesausageland? "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Word of advice: Don't play any drinking games involving the viewing of the Trinity Broadcasting Network. Goddamn. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Peace said he will recommend Ward serve 12 years in prison on a suspended 20-year sentence. Do you know how to read at all? "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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That still means it's an offense that can go up to 20 years, which is what I'm reacting to. But whatever, I still consider 12 years ridiculously high so we can take it from there. "Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube."
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Ok, jafd. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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she probably won't even serve half that 12 years. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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Why is everyone so up in arms about this? She had repeated sex with more than one minor person. She is a pedophile. She may not have physicaly restrained them or brutalized them but she sure as hell took advantage of their weakness (raging testosterone levels) to get what she wanted. Her tactics may not have been violent but they sure as hell were manipulative. Make no mistake. She is assuredly a predator. She just uses techniques that are not viewed as violent. Can you even image how easy it is to manipulate a boy of that age with sex? Just because the boy wants sex doesn't give her free reign to go around using them up. Just a little opportunistic maybe? |
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I only consider somebody a pedophile if they have sex with kids that are pre-pubescent. |
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Yeah like lwf this doesn't trigger my pedometer, so being locked up for such a devastatingly long period of time seems way out of control to me. From the admittedly limited article I don't buy that she's a huge threat to society, hell around here the whole thing would've been almost legal (age of consent = 15), apart from the teacher/student situation of course. She's young too, this isn't some nasty 50-year-old kindergarten teacher screwing around with preteens. Perhaps the culture thing is why I got so shocked, reading it I expected her to be fired and sentenced like six months of prison on probation. I literally gasped when I read the prosecutor suggested 20 years (or 12 for that matter). "Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube."
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#94 by wingwalker - the problem is, she is too pretty and I guess a lot of men would rather fuck her at home then see her rot at prison. And maybe some of those think like "hell, I'd love to get laid at 14 by sexy teacher!" - that's why it doesn't suddenly seem so bad to be a paedophile, if you're young and sexy paedophile. |
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LOL, they're calling the boys victims. I sure would have loved to be a victim in this case, and I seriously doubt the boys didn't willingly have sex. The world is a fucking joke. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
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For once, assemblerererer speaks with reason. I bet if it was a male teacher and female students the reactions would be a little bit different. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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ye olde double standard. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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I bet if it was a male teacher and female students the reactions would be a little bit different. And justifiably so, given that teenage boys are less likely to get preggers and have their lives completely ruined by the experience. Young women are inherently more vulnerable because the repercussions are significantly worse. - words and stuff -
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No, it's not justifiably so. Using a position of power over "weak willed" kids shouldn't ever be condoned, regardless of whether they could get pregnant or not. The teacher could've been a walking STD machine, I suppose that's ok though. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Using a position of power over "weak willed" kids shouldn't ever be condoned, regardless of whether they could get pregnant or not. I didn't say condoned, did I? But I don't think the two things are equal because the possible consequences aren't equal. Golly gosh. - words and stuff -
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Everyone should be able to have sex with everyone as long as they want to themselves. That includes kids. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
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There's obviously a reason for age of consent laws, but I doubt every case of sex between an adult and a minor is mentally scarring childrape material that merits 12 to 20. "We are taking the dinosaurs back from the evolutionists!"
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Maybe so; but if they'd charge people depending on "mental scars", it would be just another loophole that influential/rich buttfuckers would abuse, claiming stuff like "the boy liked it", bribing psychiatrists and getting away with it. Same goes with "boys can't be pregnant" - yes, it's true, many boys in that age already had sex anyway. But penalising those who abuse girls/favouring those who fuck boys would create another loophole that would be hit among the priests. |
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Sure, I agree, and maybe the law isn't perfect, but so what? Is it really that big of an infringement of your rights? Is it really that hard to avoid having sex with young people? There are millions of potential partners out there for anyone. |
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Is it really that big of an infringement of your rights? Lol, yeah, we're like, being oppressed or something. Maybe we should try pulling the "freedom of speech" again and claim that having sex is just a way to express yourself. USA FTW! |
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Indeed Gun. And yeah no one is arguing that it's nothing, but c'mon, even with the roles reversed how do you deserve 20 years for this? If you imagine a young handsome teacher and five teenage girls that are almost entirely legal most places in the world, would you argue the sentence is deserved? "Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube."
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I think her actions will cause emotional scarring. I do not think that these young men will go on to have normal relationships without some work involved. What she did was simply wrong. It's not like she was in love or something. She did it with a bunch of them. She is an opportunistic, serial pedophile. While being raped by a comely school teacher may seem preferable to being raped by an aged clergy man, it's still rape. If the gendres were reversed, this discussion would not be happening. |
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