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The Great Planetcrap Writing and Podcasting Experiment
September 6th 2007, 21:27 CEST by Ray I have an extra domain (face-punch.com) and am willing to setup a Wordpress install that would allow us all to post our weekly (monthly?) Crap-Write entries ourselves, streamlining the process. The other bit of good news is that the hosting has unlimited disk usage and bandwidth. We can use it as a file storage and sharing system and, perhaps more exciting and in the vein of several popular podcasts, we could host audio versions of the stories in podcast form. Think: Psuedopod or Escape Pod. Plus, since the initial form of the stories is in written form, G-Man can seach transcripts to his black, shriveled, lawyer heart's content. Thoughts? |
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A man gets punched in the face, open format. Hmmmmm... and you also can STFU!
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Ray I think you should consider my suggestion to keep themes open for a month, but introduce new themes every week or every second week, this way you have multiple themes open at a time, but never more than 2 or 4. With the old experiment I think people would take a theme off if they didn't like it, and then they just never got back into it. |
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Ah, I didn't catch the subtleties of your idea the first time around. That's not a bad idea. Let's do the first one this way, see how it goes, and alter as we go. I'm not married to one format or the other. |
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A friend that's contributing is apparently a sound engineer or somesuch, and has volunteered to handle the podiobook version of a few stories too. |
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Wasn't this kind of thing talked about years ago? You fuckers are slow. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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So if you've been a member since 2002 and you're showing off a guit-fiddle, that means you're using one of the following amps: If you like modern music, it's a: jmi vox ac-30 50 watt marshall plexi low powered tweed twin 4 input 50 or 100 watt hiwatt fender deluxe reverb If you're not serious, it's a: Rivera Knucklehead Bogner Uberschall Bad Cat Hot Cat 30R Marshall Jubilee Naylor Dual and if it's a joke, it's a: Pignose |
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I use a Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier you asshatter. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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COOL! As long as it isn't a Marshall. |
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So I've been playing around with MP3 a bit more. I'm still not sold on the controls, but I've found a main issue that I've had with them (ergonomics not withstanding): I'm a southpaw, I use a remote control in my left hand. I play games 'righthanded'. So I pick up the wiimote and start using it in my left hand while my right tries to control the nunchuck. But years of console gaming have conditioned me that left thumb = move right thumb = aim. To suddenly reverse it fucks me right up. The other problem is that using a remote control in my right hand feels just as wrong. Another thing I did to help me with MP3 is to turn the sensitivity right down to almost nothing. This allowed me to actually move around and turn corners without running into walls and actually be able to aim. The wiggle-gimmicks in the game are a little lame. Having to physically move the wiimote to pull or push a lever would be a lot better if it would recognize my movements properly. Often times I have to try a couple of times before the game will accept the input. It feels like I have to extend quite a bit in order for it to do anything. This is a little problematic during boss fights where you need to use the grapple to tear off chunks of armour (by 'throwing' the nunchuck forward and then jerking it back). Unfortunately, I still can't play the game as after the hour I just spent with the game I now can't use my right hand it's so stiff. Hopefully someone will come out with a wiimote that isn't designed for an 8 year old girls hands or possibly some kind of grip attachment would be swell. Now as far as MP3 goes, I'm not so sure I like it as much as MP1. The lack of multiple beam weapons is a little sad making, and the hypermode is a little too 'x-treme' for a metroid game. The game is also less adventure-y platformer-y and more shooter-y. I think I'm one of the few people that actually really enjoyed the control scheme of MP1. The long boring intro to MP3 wasn't so hot. And interacting with friendly characters on a semi-regular basis doesn't really feel all that metroid-like. I'm also not really all that too sure about having the game take place in multiple locales. I guess this allows for a greater variety in terrain and scenery and whatnot, but I've always like metroid for the fact that it feels like you're exploring every square inch of a planet. With MP3, you're only given a couple of small areas per planet (based on the two areas I've seen so far, maybe it opens up later?). Graphically, the game is quite good (as are all the MP games). It looks just as good to me as any "modern" game. Sure it might not have all the bumpy-maps and lighty-bits of a game like Gears or Bioshock, but it still looks damn good. Especially in 480p widescreen. Anyway, despite my inability to grasp the wiimote and it's too smallness, I did enjoy the game almost as much as MP1. Too bad I can't play it for more than 20 minutes or so due to physical reasons. :( |
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We should really have topic tags on PlanetCrap 7.0 (suck my dust, Web only-2.0!) so you can keep your games I don't care about in one place. And don't give me any of that "don't try to change us" shit. |
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MP3? There's not a goddamn Max Payne 3, you fucking liar. Don't get my hopes up. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Oh hai Dethstryk, what about killing the time waiting for MP3 by playing Unreal 2? I've heard it's got awesome atmosphere and nice skulls on the ground. |
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Hmm, tags could be interesting… "Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube."
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Oh hai Dethstryk, what about killing the time waiting for MP3 by playing Unreal 2? I've heard it's got awesome atmosphere and nice skulls on the ground. Not enough stylized internal dialogue to throw into my quotation file!"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Speaking of quotes, I'm glad you don't have that quote about 40-year old that didn't have sex in your sig. |
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I see a nap in my future. Sadly that future is 10 hours away. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Speaking of quotes, I'm glad you don't have that quote about 40-year old that didn't have sex in your sig. I remember that! Except I guess I never saved it into my file, because I don't see it. You get off, today. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Yes sir! "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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You know what I do when I can't take naps? I sleep in my head. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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"blablabla" "I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm gonna wear nice white costume with sleeves tied in the back, oh yeah. |
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I left out the part where I'm sleeping with fly honeys and shit. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Thank $deity! |
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If you're jealous, I'll buy you a drank while shoving an autotuner up my ass. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Someone registered and submitted a story already. |
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Damn, that girl is fit. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Oh fuck yeah! The game I've been waiting for has just been released on VC: Donkey Kong Jr. Math. That's not a waste of 500 points, not at all. |
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Yeah cause the Wii isn't intended for families and their children, not at all. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Did you think I was being sarcastic? |
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So yesterday I managed to convince a friend of mine to start playing Warmachine/Hordes. Unfortunately, the only way he is going to play is if someone else does all the painitng and I foolishly offered to do it. So win for having more than 2 people to play with, lose for having no time to actually do any painting. :( |
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Why don't you play something with some awesome lore behind it like Warhammer. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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It was very sarcastic, esp. given this site. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#70 by Dethstryk Why don't you play something with some awesome lore behind it like Warhammer. Because steampunk-mecha is cooler than spacemarines. Also because Warmachine/hordes focuses more on smaller scale tactical encounters. And finally because we're playing Iron Kingdoms, the RPG based on Warmachine/Hordes and all of us are really digging the world/history of the setting. |
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One final thing: Warmachine/Hordes is much cheaper to play than Warhammer. |
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Fuck that nonsense. Adeptus Astartes 4 lyfe, yo. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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And yes, that's a strong rebuttal. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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ENDGAME TRAILER - AAAAAW YEAH Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Dethstryk Fuck that nonsense. Adeptus Astartes 4 lyfe, yo. In 1824, French physicist Sadi Carnot, in his “On the Motive Power of Fire”, was the first to study the thermodynamics of combustion reactions in steam engines. In the 1850s, German physicist Rudolf Clausius began to apply the principles developed by Carnot to chemicals systems at the atomic to molecular scale. During the years 1873 to 1876 at Yale University, American mathematical physicist Josiah Willard Gibbs, the first to be awarded a Ph.D. in engineering in the U.S., in a series of three papers, developed a mathematical-based, graphical methodology, for the study of chemical systems using the thermodynamics of Clausius. In 1882, German physicist Hermann von Helmholtz, published a founding thermodynamics paper, similar to Gibbs, but with more of an electro-chemical basis, in which he showed that measure of chemical affinity, i.e. the “force” of chemical reactions, is determined by the measure of the free energy of the reaction process. Following these early developments, the new science of chemical engineering began to develop. The following timeline shows some of the key steps in the development of the science of chemical engineering. Chemical engineering is applied in the manufacture of wide variety of products. The chemical industry proper manufactures inorganic and organic industrial chemicals, ceramics, fuels and petrochemicals, agrochemicals (fertilizers, insecticides, herbicides), plastics and elastomers, oleochemicals, explosives, fragrances and flavors, additives, dietary supplements and pharmaceuticals. Closely allied or overlapping disciplines include wood processing, food processing, environmental technology, and the engineering of petroleum, glass, paints and other coatings, inks, sealants and adhesives. To show the difference between laboratory chemistry and industrial chemical engineering, consider a simple one-step reaction between two reagents R1 and R2 to give a product P and waste W. The reaction may be represented R1 + R2 = P + W. A solvent S and possibly a catalyst C may be required, and it may need to be heated to speed the reaction. A specific example would be the synthesis of aspirin by the reaction of salicylic acid (R1) with acetic anhydride (R2) in solvent water (S) and in the presence of catalyst phosphoric acid (C). Aspirin is the product P, and acetic acid (W) is also formed. In the laboratory 5 grams of R1 (a solid) are added to 120 ml of water in a flask. 5 ml of R2 (a liquid) are added plus 0.5 ml of phosphoric acid solution, and the flask is heated in a water bath. The contents are agitated by swirling the flask or with a laboratory stirrer and heated under reflux for about an hour. The material is allowed to cool down and crystals of aspirin are formed, which may be filtered off, and perhaps recrystallized. A good yield would be 5 to 6 grams. The remaining solution is poured down the sink. Now consider an industrial process in which we replace grams with tonnes. Firstly suitable storage (say for two weeks of production) must be provided for the raw materials. In this case R1 is a solid and would be put in a storage silo; R2 is a corrosive liquid, combustible and sensitive to water, so would need a closed tank of resistant material. A means of transport to the reactor must be provided, such as a screw conveyor for the solid R1 and a pump and pipes for liquid R2. Chemical engineers would calculate the sizes and power requirements and specify suitable materials. Similar arrangements must be made for the solvent S and the catalyst C. In this case, water is the solvent, but ordinary tap water would not be good enough, so there will be a separate process to clean the water. The reactor is now to contain 120 tonnes of water and the other ingredients, so cannot be swirled. An agitator must be designed and its power consumption calculated to give the necessary mixing. Heating and cooling are considered free in the laboratory, but not in industry. The chemical engineers must first calculate the amount of heat to be added and removed, then design suitable methods to do this, perhaps by passing steam through an outer jacket of the vessel to heat. They will probably decide to pump the reacted mixture to another vessel with a cooler, then to a filter. The solid will then go to further equipment to dissolve, crystallize and filter again, giving perhaps 5.5 tonnes of aspirin, which will be dried and placed in suitable storage, which must also be designed. (The drying process uses significant amounts of energy.) However, there is about 125 tonnes of waste which cannot be just poured down the drain. It will contain some unreacted R1 and about 3 tonnes of W, which must be recovered and recycled. (In this case, W can be converted to R2 in another reactor.) The catalyst may be recovered, or made harmless by a chemical reaction before disposal. Thus there will be another set of equipment to save the cost of wasting chemicals and to protect the environment. Solvents other than water are generally recycled by distillation, but water is also re-used and recycled as far as economically feasible. What has been described is a batch process. It will probably be modified to operate continuously, particularly if large amounts of the product are required. Efforts will be made to reduce the amount of energy used and to minimize waste. ATTN MORN: i see that my reverse psychology did not work on u so i once again request that you kindly email my password to DEATHKILLERINT@HOTMAIL.COM. im sure u will eventually fix the bug where i cant logout and it would be really swell to have my password back when that time comes.
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How am I still nearly three times more helpful than the other contestants given my extended hiatus? |
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Cos he hasn't asked for an update in ages. |
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Hmm. |
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You do realize that with the different crystallization tempuratures of codeine and aspirin he is in effect telling you how to seperate the two, no> Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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U.S. Navy 'Top Gun' Pilot Questions 9/11 Commander Kolstad is especially critical of the account of American Airlines Flight 77 that allegedly crashed into the Pentagon. He says, �At the Pentagon, the pilot of the Boeing 757 did quite a feat of flying. I have 6,000 hours of flight time in Boeing 757's and 767's and I could not have flown it the way the flight path was described.� Commander Kolstad adds, �I was also a Navy fighter pilot and Air Combat Instructor and have experience flying low altitude, high speed aircraft. I could not have done what these beginners did. Something stinks to high heaven!� aaaaaw yeah Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Eat a dick, Joker. Gabe, ban this spambot. |
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suck my cock, lwf. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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National Academy of Sciences Member Calls for New 9/11 Investigation World renowned scientist, Lynn Margulis, Ph.D., has severely criticized the official account of 9/11 and called for a new investigation, “I suggest that those of us aware and concerned demand that the glaringly erroneous official account of 9/11 be dismissed as a fraud and a new, thorough, and impartial investigation be undertaken.” WAKE UP, MORANS! Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Popular Mechanics gets OWNED LOLZORRRRR Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Summery of Allenna Ward story Twenty years? TWENTY years? The law for having sex with minors allows for twenty fucking years of incarceration in the U.S.?? What, she stacked up five boys and scores a big multiplicative bonus? How does twenty years even begin to make sense? I try to imagine the gender-roles reversed but I don't see how you would ever get to something as ridonkulous as that amount of years. Unless I'm reading it wrong, but this isn't a nasty predatory serial-pedophile case as far as I can see. "Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility; sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube."
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Goddamn, Joker is still on this 9/11 shit? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. What the fuck else do you do in Surinamesausageland? "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Word of advice: Don't play any drinking games involving the viewing of the Trinity Broadcasting Network. Goddamn. "Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you'll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine."
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Peace said he will recommend Ward serve 12 years in prison on a suspended 20-year sentence. Do you know how to read at all? "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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