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The Photography Thread
July 26th 2007, 19:59 CEST by Jamie So there's three purposes for this thread. First, a few crappers are talking about getting fancy new cameras or fancy new toys for fancy existing cameras. You may have questions or want to discuss options. It's only natural. Run with it. Let it out. Second, You can talk about photographic techniques, technical or artsy. How to get this effect or that effect. Third, everybody who's not interested in either of the above can share links to their Flickr (or whatever) photostream, their public photoalbums on blogs/websites, self portaits (hrmm...), or whatever other random photographic detritus you have lying around. Click! |
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Polaroids were meant to take nude pictures of your wife without having the need for a photolab, where some employee would be seeing them too. "I just wanted Monster. I paid for Monster, not Speech." - Matthew Gallant
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*pre-marital photography also encouraged "[WoW] have set up a system that allows me to rent my friends on a monthly basis.."
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Who the hell wants a polaroid? Yeah it's a little faster, but aside from a few specific instances you don't usually need a hard copy of a photo right away. And polaroids are crap. You want a crap picture, use a camera phone. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Rapid composition in photography. |
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Interesting article, but with the exception of the reflected clouds one I don't like any of the pictures he ended up with. The rubber ducky especially; the set-up shot is way more interesting than the final one. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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So what is Andre 3000 going to tell us to shake it like now? Shake it like a ADD junkie? |
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Random stupid fact of the day: apparently Polaroid issued a press release when "Hey Ya!" was released warning people that shaking a polaroid picture was not, in fact, a good idea. |
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I guess it's not a fact if I use the word 'apparently' as a cover my arse qualifier. Quick! To Wikipedia! And from there to Reuters! Via CNN! |
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I dissagree with the idea that "lay it on a flat surface like a Polaroid picture" doesn't sound cool. A totaly different kind of song sure but it does in fact sound cool. |
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Shaking it is much sexier than laying it still on a counter...unless you're into that sort of thing. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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I have some photo-mo-graphs up here: http://www.funxed.com/PhotoViewerApp.html My camera isn't very fancypants, it is a Canon Powershot S5. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Link for the lazy YHBT. YHL. HAND
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You're a dad? "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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No, that's my girlfriend's sister's baby. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Even dead people can take photographs, evidently. |
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So I finished the project I was working on with those photos with the green background I linked here. If anyone's interested in the end results, here's the finished product, and here's how I used it. |
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That's really cool, Jeremy. I love how it turned out. Britney must have loved it. |
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That is seriously awesome, jj. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Yeah, she really liked it. |
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Here he left out the part about them doing it afterwards, but he shared that with the people at Qt3. What's up with that? "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Hey Bob, why did you specifically want to go to Portland? You may have mentioned it before, but I forget. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Because I'm stalking Ergo. I'm going to SWF him. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Because that thread was about Valentines day and this thread is about photography. We put the kids to bed early, then we did it in the shower, and then again in bed again after watching Lost. Now you have even more details than QT3. Or you can go to my site and read about the present plus hints of possibly illegal activity (keeping in mind that if you leave comments my mother reads it, so be civil please). There you go, all sorts of possibilities for gathering info. |
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TMI! (j/k) "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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We put the kids to bed early, then we did it in the shower, and then again in bed again after watching Lost. I think you got it the second time because your wife was imagining you were a shirtless Sayid. :) |
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WHOA WHOA WAIT A MINUTE!!!! The Model Home Incident? |
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He's talked about that before. They did it in a closet while house shopping. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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#3075 by yotsuya We put the kids to bed early, then we did it in the shower, and then again in bed again after watching Lost. I think you got it the second time because your wife was imagining you were a shirtless Sayid. :) She's more of a Sawyer type. |
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jj is my favorite e-hero. " It's a mystery! You love those! Where are you going?" - Hugin
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(keeping in mind that if you leave comments my mother reads it, so be civil please) Good thing this website isn't visited by a large number of unscrupulous trolls. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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We might have to develop an anti-pc wordpress widget. " It's a mystery! You love those! Where are you going?" - Hugin
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He's talked about that before. He probably mentioned it in The Thread, which I never visit. |
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You should. It's ever so nice. In fact I'm thinking up a post for 290 right now, about how I combat alcoholism with gaming addiction. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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#3073 by jjohnsen then again in bed again after watching Lost. Now you have even more details than QT3. Wow, what a coincidence. My wife and I did it after watching Lost, too! Must be something about that show. It was more effective even than the time I talked her into watching porn. |
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Yeah, baby... Bow chicka bow wow... |
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I got cock blocked by an infant on Valentine's day. It was hilarious. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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"It is also interesting that this same adult female has been noted for innovative behaviors before." She aint nothin but a hoochie mama! Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama! |
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I got cockblocked by a visit from Aunt Flo. |
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nice work jj Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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I, too, got some that night after LOST. I showed her my Dharma Initiative, and she let me in the hatch. |
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You dirty gangbangers! "I just wanted Monster. I paid for Monster, not Speech." - Matthew Gallant
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i haven't got some for about 6 months now. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Why? The streetwalkers won't extend you credit? |
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Your hand must be all crumply by now. (mine's too...) "I just wanted Monster. I paid for Monster, not Speech." - Matthew Gallant
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#3084 by Jamie #3073 by jjohnsen then again in bed again after watching Lost. Now you have even more details than QT3. Wow, what a coincidence. My wife and I did it after watching Lost, too! Must be something about that show. It was more effective even than the time I talked her into watching porn. Hmm, have we stumbled upon a female aphrodisiac? #3090 by yotsuya I, too, got some that night after LOST. I showed her my Dharma Initiative, and she let me in the hatch. Nice #3089 by The_Joker nice work jj That's very nice of you after all the times I've trolled you lately Joker. |
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It's Sayid. Or possibly Hurley. Not sure which. |
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speaking of streetwalkers, if my friend calls me back in an hour wer'e going out to get laid. i'm sick and tired of waiting. looks like format is in the same boat. That's very nice of you after all the times I've trolled you lately Joker. I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. You may now proceed to suck my cock. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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It's Sayid. Or possibly Hurley. Not sure which. I think Sayid probably appeals more to the male viewerbase. He's tortured people for the Iraqis, brought down terrorist cells for the CIA, and now we learn he becomes a suave assassin... all while looking pretty damn sexy. I think they should issue a press release admitting that Lost is a tangled mess and they're spinning it off into The Sayid Show. Guest MP3 Of The Week: Nellie McKay - Identity Theft.mp3 (Thanks Anaqer!)
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jj, that's beyond awesome. You are quickly becoming "that guy", the one the rest of us lazy bastards blame when our wives ask why we aren't better husbands/fathers/lovers. Quit putting the bar so high. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Meh, I got up at 6AM to shovel the snow out from my wife's car. That made me 'the guy' in my household. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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