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NFL season is nigh, bitches!
July 26th 2007, 17:00 CEST by Trunks Also, m0nty must not make the playoffs this season. :P |
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Brutal wipeout at the X-Games. |
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Needs a voiceover of cheesy screaming. |
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I love how his shoes fly off. How far do you think he fell? I watched Aliens, and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt.
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yotsuya (#71): I love how his shoes fly off. How far do you think he fell? I heard on the radio (so make of it what you will), 50 feet. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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I guess it's okay to make fun of it since he's alright. I think my favorite part is the height meter behind him that shows just how far his flailing body made it off the ramp before plummeting. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 203 lbs. 23 to go. |
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Also, holy shit that must have been scary and painful. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 203 lbs. 23 to go. |
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That's pretty amazing he could walk away. |
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That he didn't out right die is amazing. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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I was surprised he is alive without major injury. Amazing. |
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I was surprised the X-Sports still exist. And are still televised. "Games are not novels, and the ways in which they harbor novelistic aspirations are invariably the least interesting thing about them." - Steven Johnson
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I'm surprised Bob's still surprised about anything. I can't help being angry when I'm furious!
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The world is full of magic and wonder! "Games are not novels, and the ways in which they harbor novelistic aspirations are invariably the least interesting thing about them." - Steven Johnson
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So are my pants. |
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#81 by bishop So are my pants. Those aren't your pants. Bastard. |
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I was surprised the X-Sports still exist. And are still televised. So was I. However, the best part was after he hit the ground and the main announcer freaked out, someone (the guy on Sportscenter said it was Tony Hawk) said "I can't believe he landed a 720". |
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I'm amazed people are expected to die even when they fall on their feet. If cats can do it... 2005 TOTY 10000 badge winner and proud carrier.
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I'd expect a 150lb cat to get pretty hurt no matter what part of its body it landed on. |
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#84 by Anonymous I'm amazed people are expected to die even when they fall on their feet. If cats can do it... I have jumped from twelve feet and landed on my feet in grass, I've jumped from 50 feet and landed on my feet in water. I don't care to do anything like that ever, ever, again. So it's very easy for me to cringe whenever someone's in a fall like that, anon. I don't expect them to die, but wouldn't be surprised at a broken bone or two. |
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Yeah, I've jumped from over 20 feet, landed on my feet and been fine. Jumping from 50 feet is crazy talk. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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Come on, you know I wasn't serious. Even though he walked away from it, his body will have a very lasting memory of that impact, I'm sure. Can we at least say that he left a strong impression? I'm not sure, the video was a little blurry. I'm soooo funny today! 2005 TOTY 10000 badge winner and proud carrier.
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What I love about the video is that at the apex of his ascent, everyone in that arena, including him, knew what was going to happen and was waiting for the impact. To quote Oscar Wilde/Willy Wonka: "The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last." I watched Aliens, and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt.
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#87 by Matt Perkins Yeah, I've jumped from over 20 feet, landed on my feet and been fine. Jumping from 50 feet is crazy talk. When I was a kid there was this contraption someone had built over the river, with several floors. The highest one was just under / around five stories up. The kind of silly thing you do once, just for the hell of it, so that you can go, years later, "Yeah, I did that." Although these days you could just be like everyone else on the internet and make shit up, but that's not nearly as fun. |
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I jumped from about five feet once and broke my foot in half. Go figure. Current novel word count: 26,800 words (I'm hoping by putting it here it helps motivate me)
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I went cliff jumping once. Dunno how high it was, maybe four or five stories, but it was high enough you had to wear shoes. |
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Caryn (#91): I jumped from about five feet once and broke my foot in half. Go figure. Crosswise or lengthwise? |
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Crosswise. Broke the three biggest metatarsals in half when I landed in a muddy patch of grass and my foot slipped backwards. Current novel word count: 26,800 words (I'm hoping by putting it here it helps motivate me)
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Ow. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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For some reason I'm thinking of Caryn being strapped to a bed and Kathy Bates standing over her with a mallet. |
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OK, so m0nty's a sick, sick individual - what else is new in the sports thread? I can't help being angry when I'm furious!
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I don't think that's new... My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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Yeesh, the Colts are running low on defensive tackles. |
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Bah, you don't need DTs! Simon down is a big problem I'm thinking... My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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He didn't play last year... |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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He played some last year, no? Did they cut Simon this year or is he injured again? And with Booger down, that's pretty much nothing on the front line...sadly enough. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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Simon didn't play last year. Released last week. |
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So...756 and all that. |
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All I can say is it sure took him long enough. What's he on pace for this season? 20? |
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You mean 756* I watched Aliens, and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt.
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Racist. |
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If I cared about baseball at all, I might be a bit peeved that a man who, by all accounts, is a big time steroid/stuff user. But, it being that I don't care, I chuckle at the thought. The baseball management made a deal with the devil, so to speak, in the 99 season, and the details always get ya when you do that kind of shit. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in
"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo |
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Steely McBeam? Wudi Wudi Wudi. WTF are the Steelers thinking? Explain yourself. |
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So...756 and all that. Here in Europe no one gives a shit. "Why would I wanna read the book? All I'm saying is, I see a game every day. I watch baseball every day. I have a better understanding about why things happen than the computer, because the computer only tells you what you put in it. I could make that computer say what I wanted it to say, if I put the right things in there. ... The computer is only as good as what you put in it. How do you think we got Enron?"
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It's a Steel Town...I like it..Go throw another baby on the barbie you filthy shiela. Zep-- Save the cheerleader ... Save the world.
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Here in Europe no one gives a shit. What are you going to tell use for your next trick, that no one in the US cared who won the premiere league finals? <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#110 by McBain So...756 and all that. Here in Europe no one gives a shit. Did people give a shit here? It didn't seem to be getting close to as much coverage as when Sosa was accomplishing whatever HR thing he accomplished. |
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#110 by McBain So...756 and all that. Here in Europe no one gives a shit. And apparently most people outside of SF don't give a shit either. You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley
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You know who was a nifty ball player? That Henry Aaron fellow. But you know I hear that terribly well compensated Alex Rodriquez chap is, by dint of youth and talent, on pace to break Aaron's home run record. That'll be an interesting day in baseball, when and if it happens, won't it? |
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You know who sucks? Graeme Storm. He shot a -5 yesterday to lead the PGA Championship, and then a +5 today to be tied for 12th. "Games are not novels, and the ways in which they harbor novelistic aspirations are invariably the least interesting thing about them." - Steven Johnson
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Actually Storm shot +6 today. And yay, an Aussie tied for first! |
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Oh wow, he did. I guess he was on 18 when I typed that, heh. "Games are not novels, and the ways in which they harbor novelistic aspirations are invariably the least interesting thing about them." - Steven Johnson
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