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NFL season is nigh, bitches!
July 26th 2007, 17:00 CEST by Trunks Also, m0nty must not make the playoffs this season. :P |
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Another victim of the fake self-esteem revolution. Everyone is special! Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 194 lbs. 14 to go. |
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You gotta feel for him though. I'd change my name and move to Suriname if that was me. Move to Suriname? Suicide is probably a better option. |
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That is a kind of disturbing story, not because of the kid lying, kids tell all sorts of stupid lies after all, but because of all the fuss the town made over having one of them going to play college football. I mean wherever you stand on the sports debate, the "it sucks" side or the wrong side, you've got to admit that it is just a game and if you're getting that excited about someone doing well at it then you're just setting yourself up for a fall. I wonder if they'd hold big ceremonies for any students that were recruited by, oh Google or Microsoft or some other successful company. Maybe my civic pride gland is broken or something, but I'd expect nothing short of him single-handedly holding off a zombie space nazi invasion before I'd turn out to celebrate a fellow townsman. (well actually, I wouldn't, because that type of celebration would go horribly wrong to set up the sequel, but you get the idea) MP3 Of The Week: Jean Knight - Mr Big Stuff.mp3 (?)
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From Bill Simmons' mailbag, because we were talking about it earlier: I'm sure by now you've heard that the rights had already been sold to a book titled "19-0: The Historic Championship Season of New England's Unbeatable Patriots." In fact, Amazon.com and the Boston Globe were offering people the chance to preorder the book. Given this past Sunday's events, perhaps the publishers should take a queue from O.J. Simpson and change the book's title to "19-0: If They Had Done It, This Is How It Would Have Happened." -- Ricardo, Dallas |
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My favorite fan-made sign at the Super Bowl was the "18-1" one. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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I'm finally watching the super bowl now. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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The Doritos commercial (with the mouse) made me laugh. The bud light ones were terrible and too derivative of previous ones. Bring back the bud bowl! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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The Lingerie Bowl! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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The Lingerie Bowl with drunk chicks, sponsored by Bud! Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I take it you've never actually seen the Lingerie Bowl. It's really not all that titilating or interesting. Unless it happens to fulfill some sort of "chicks in ugly shoulder pads and helmets" fetish of yours, I can't imagine anyone watching more then once. The hotness in theory does not work in practice. |
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Man, what are you doing? Who gives a shit about the reality? You're like this guy I know who insists he doesn't like seeing strippers because it's "not real". WTF? GIRLS. LINGERIE. What else do you need? It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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I rented Buck Naked Football once. It was really lame. Sports + nudity = un-sexy amounts of jiggling. One might even call it flapping. Plus the dumb broads didn't know how to throw, catch, or even run, let alone running a play. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Damn dumb broads. There's definitely good nudity and bad nudity, as Seinfeld reminded us so well. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Do they have Buck Naked Hockey? I'd pay to see that. |
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You want to see naked girls fall down on ice? Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Rule 34 strikes again. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall |
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yotsuya (#1648): I don't know if you guys have heard the story of this kid, but I thought it was really interesting. What did he think was going to happen? The kid probably thought he'd just be able to slough it off later or something, then it became big news, then he had to admit the truth. That would really suck. Yeah, he did it to himself for sure, but he's just a kid too. Now he's a kid that is known nationally as a liar. Harsh lesson to learn. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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From the Karma department: Look who tried to copyright this saying, and look at the date they did it. |
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Ha ha!</nelson> It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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I must have watched NFL Film's bit on the Tyree catch 20 times already. Awesome. The best is the reverse angle shot of the whole play. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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So is anyone following the Clemens debacle? |
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Trying not to. I don't really care. PTI will give me a synopsis on it anyway, so following the blow by blow isn't really worth it. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Both of them got owned repeatedly. Even so, McNamee has the more credible (and less nanny intimidating) "facts" on his side. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Good summary posted on ESPN: * Did the hearing produce any evidence that will cause problems for Roger Clemens? Yes. Clemens and his team of lawyers and crisis management experts should worry about two developments in the hearing. First, Clemens had no solid answer for the devastating testimony and written statement from Andy Pettitte. Not only did Pettitte confirm and corroborate McNamee's testimony about Pettitte's use of HGH, he also established a chronology on Clemens's statements about HGH that could lead to a perjury charge. Responding to Pettitte's assertion that Clemens told him he used HGH, Clemens insisted on several occasions during the hearing that Pettitte had "misunderstood" him. He suggested that the subject of the Pettitte-Clemens conversation was the use of HGH by Clemens' wife. Clemens even tried to interrupt committee chairman Henry Waxman to repeat his claim at the end of the hearing, and Waxman gaveled him into angry silence. The problem for Clemens is that Debbie Clemens' use of HGH came two years after Clemens' conversation with Pettitte. And, as Waxman explained, that means Clemens "made untrue statements in his deposition [sworn testimony to the committee]." Second, Clemens and his legal team blundered into the possibility of a charge of tampering with a witness. The potential charge could stem from their handling of a committee request for information about a woman who once served as a Clemens family nanny. (The committee staff requested the woman's contact information last week.) The committee wanted to ask her about a luncheon barbecue at Jose Canseco's house in Miami in June 1998, and whether Clemens attended the party. The protocol for producing a witness requires that a lawyer, or an investigator for the lawyer, contact a witness and send their information to the committee. Instead of following the protocol, Clemens called the former nanny personally and invited her to his home for a meeting on Sunday. We do not yet have the entire content of their conversation, but it is clear that he discussed the inquiry with her. Waxman, the committee chairman, was clearly angry that Clemens talked with the nanny before the committee's staff and said, "At the very least, it has the appearance of impropriety." * Did the hearing produce any evidence that will cause problems for Brian McNamee? No. Although he was attacked viciously by a few Republicans on the committee and called a "liar" and "drug dealer," McNamee performed surprisingly well. He admitted that he had been less than truthful with federal agents and the Mitchell committee. He withheld some of his information -- and his box of syringes, vials, and gauze pads -- in an effort to "downplay the use of these drugs" and protect players. But, in the course of interviews with five groups of investigators (including Clemens' detectives), he gradually, revealed the information knew and the physical evidence that he had accumulated. His statements have been corroborated by Pettitte and Chuck Knoblauch. Mitchell and his staff have endorsed his veracity on numerous occasions. It is unlikely that the committee will recommend charges against McNamee and equally unlikely that the FBI or the IRS will investigate him. |
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NBA All Star Game thoughts: I didn't find Dwight Howard's Superman dunk as awesome as many people did (I liked the cupcake one), Jason Kapono can really shoot the rock, and I didn't have a chance to watch the actual game. |
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Unis sucked. |
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