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May 24th 2007, 05:31 CEST by Gabe

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#52 by hangedmanAG
2007-05-24 23:18:42
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She is willing to pay for what I can't but it seems like a lot more emasculation that I really want.

She is willing to pay for what I can't but it seems like a lot more emasculation [bthanI really want.

heh

My crummy little life
#53 by hangedmanAG
2007-05-24 23:19:11
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goddammit!

My crummy little life
#54 by Shadarr
2007-05-24 23:30:33
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
If you want to go to Bermuda, stay at The Reefs. You won't be disappointed.

I think that's been linked here before.  I plan on going there one of these days, but this year we're doing camping in the summer and visiting my girlfriend's family at Christmas.

However, looking at the price guide I think I'll wait till the Canadian dollar reaches par.

Even I know what crossing the Rubicon means, and I know fuck all about American history. -m0nty
#55 by lwf
2007-05-24 23:46:07
Michael Levy has a hunch that the dollar is going to soften instead of reach par.

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#56 by Jibble
2007-05-25 00:32:50
the yacht be a home away from home

Bad grammar! You're so dumb!

Seriously, though, very interesting posts. Keep them coming.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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#57 by m0nty
2007-05-25 00:35:06
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
lwf (#55):
Michael Levy has a hunch that the dollar is going to soften instead of reach par.

But what does Pouzzner say?
#58 by schnee
2007-05-25 00:35:13
david@snowdesign.com http://www.snowdesign.com
Paul, I'll be going on an african safari. To Tanzania to the Serengeti, Ngorongoro and Tarangire national parks. Should be good fun.

Say hi to my ex-girlfriend while you're there!
#59 by hangedmanAG
2007-05-25 00:52:04
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But what does Pouzzner say?

Please don't get him started

My crummy little life
#60 by Warren Marshall
2007-05-25 01:03:10
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Cheesy

Damn, that sounds amazing!  I assume you'll be providing the GIF! GIF!'s when you get back.

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#61 by LPMiller
2007-05-25 01:34:03
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I'll be going to the local gas station for some laffy taffy. After that, I plan on a nap.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#62 by G-Man
2007-05-25 02:35:29
I would enjoy going on a safari except (1) I would feel too guilty/lame for being a rich white asshole tourist, and (2) I would hate everyone else around me. Seriously, did anyone else want to kill those people talking in the background of that otherwise awesome video that Anon linked? It was like a convention of idiot Minnesota moms.
#63 by Shadarr
2007-05-25 02:38:25
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Yeah, I really can't do tour groups.  Maybe a Crapspedition, but if it's just a bunch of rich white asshole tourists I don't know, I'd rather stay home.  I'm amazed no one snapped and told them to stfu.

Even I know what crossing the Rubicon means, and I know fuck all about American history. -m0nty
#64 by Gabe
2007-05-25 02:46:50
http://www.mandog.com
A safari seems cool except for the whole Africa thing. Maybe we can work up a safari to Spain or something.
#65 by Jibble
2007-05-25 03:08:27
"Uh oh...what's the bull gonna do?"

Ahhh, talkies sure did kill the silent movie.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 203 lbs.  23 to go.
#66 by m0nty
2007-05-25 03:13:06
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
My sister is currently in the middle of a road trip from Cape Town to Blantyre. She would kick all of your arses.
#67 by CheesyPoof
2007-05-25 04:05:01
Say hi to my ex-girlfriend while you're there!

Did she run off with a Masai guy?

Seriously, did anyone else want to kill those people talking in the background of that otherwise awesome video that Anon linked? It was like a convention of idiot Minnesota moms.

I didn't watch the video, but we were afraid of the same thing so made some concessions to have a private guide.
#68 by Warren Marshall
2007-05-25 11:52:41
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
(1) I would feel too guilty/lame for being a rich white asshole tourist,

Why not console yourself with the knowledge that you're contributing to the well being of that country which depends greatly on tourist dollars?

#69 by The_Joker
2007-05-25 13:32:47
http://www.jackinworld.com
this topic sucks

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#70 by Matt Perkins
2007-05-25 16:06:56
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
m0nty

So when I want to go traveling there I can look up your sister and she'll she me around, right? I mean, after kicking my ass.

My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in

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#71 by Greg
2007-05-25 16:17:57
I hate being she'd around.

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#72 by McBain
2007-05-25 16:54:24
Why not console yourself with the knowledge that you're contributing to the well being of that country which depends greatly on tourist dollars?

They might not be relying on that so much if we hadn't already exploited them to become rich enough to go on safari.

World of Warcraft is a pie eating contest where the reward is more pie.
#73 by Warren Marshall
2007-05-25 17:01:09
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Not on a Friday.  Fuck this.

#74 by Warren Marshall
2007-05-25 17:02:31
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Alternately, maybe if they weren't so greedy and keeping all the good animals over there we wouldn't have to bother.

#75 by m0nty
2007-05-25 17:16:49
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Matt Perkins (#70):
m0nty

So when I want to go traveling there I can look up your sister and she'll she me around, right? I mean, after kicking my ass.

If you turn up in Blantyre when she's there, sure, you'll probably find her at the main hospital cutting open a cadaver.
#76 by Matt Perkins
2007-05-25 17:27:58
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
She sounds dreamy.

My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in

"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo
#77 by m0nty
2007-05-25 17:49:57
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
She cooks a mean roast goat, too.
#78 by Gunp01nt
2007-05-25 20:33:08
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Fearing the coming arrest and persecution, Khodorkovsky and a number of other Russian oligarchs pooled their resources together to create an astroturf campaign to smear Putin and his allies. They hired PR firms and lawyers and also created and funded a security company who was tasked with an unusual project. The company was to overhaul a massive luxury yacht so that it could be turned into a veritable floating fortress ala L. Ron Hubbard's Sea Org vessels.


See, I was wondering why Russia's richest man didn't just mount a private mercenary army to prevent what happened. Thanks for another interesting post.

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#79 by Dumdeedum
2007-05-26 01:35:47
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Okay, I won't start blogging my WoW playing since I did that for a while in the thread and kind of lost interest, instead I'll see if I can distil the thoughts and opinions of the game that I've built up over the last few months into some kind of coherent thingy.  It's a game of very good and very bad things, so while I'm going to start with a bad thing I do so only because it's fairly core to the WoW (and, I'm guessing, MMO) experience.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll all remember ProgressQuest, the MMO/RPG parody where you sat and watched numbers slowly go up on their own.  It was almost the perfect summation of the MMO experience apart from one thing, it needed a way to compare your scores to your friends.  Because as it turns out the driving force behind the game is vanity.  It's about having a nicer lawn than your neighbour.  It's about earning more, faster than the next man.  It's dick-waving for a monthly fee.  The game gives you the ability to inspect other people's equipment, in-game and out, and it's widely used.  You'll see people standing about in common areas for just this purpose, basically peacocking themselves in the hope people will come and say out awesome they are.  Visit almost any Thottbot quest page and it'll be filled with comments about how such and such a person soloed it or found it easy.  There's endless tips and tricks for teaching people how to level up faster, you can even pay gold farmers to powerlevel you or buy pre-levelled characters.  And why?  Well since the game doesn't change in any significant way after you get to whatever level your first group dungeon is at, the only explanation left is vanity, classism.  The funny thing is a lot of players kind of lose direction when they hit the top (level 70) and start a new character, only this time try to get to level 70, and directionlessness, even faster.  Not that they should bother of course, the game is filled with rare and hard-to-get items/quests/dungeons/pets and getting to 70 is just the start.

I wish I could say I was innocent of all the behaviour listed above, but I've done it all, my only defence is I feel guilty about it occasionally.  So for those here who play the game, the next time someone in the game boasts about something reply with "yeah, well I had more fun".

Next time: something else!

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#80 by BobJustBob
2007-05-26 01:46:06
ProgressQuest did have a way to compare yourself to friends. For a week or so there at my last job we were all running PQ and taunting each other about our standings.

"Games are not novels, and the ways in which they harbor novelistic aspirations are invariably the least interesting thing about them." - Steven Johnson
#81 by bago
2007-05-26 12:49:46
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Man, now I feel all inadequate using data mining to kill doubleclick.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#82 by Gunp01nt
2007-05-26 12:54:45
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I'm reading a paper that has sentences like:

We define motion texture as a set of motion textons and their distribution, which characterize the stochastic and dynamic nature of the captured motion. Specifically, a motion texton is modeled by a linear dynamic system (LDS) while the texton distribution is represented by a transition matrix indicating how likely each texton is switched to another.

And it still makes a lot more sense than bago's posts.

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yotsuya: What's he doing with the other hand?
#83 by Wudi
2007-05-26 13:20:59
SUMAS!

Zep--

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#84 by bago
2007-05-26 13:35:20
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
What, a graphed system of unit transformationion that unifiex gemoetry an texture deltas?

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#85 by bago
2007-05-26 13:38:16
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Also, did I mention XAML?

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
#86 by gaggle
2007-05-26 17:59:45
Just for the record, even I find that behavior obnoxious.


Also, Dum, people on thottbot write what they soloed a quest as so others can see and judge if they need aid or not. Even if it's all bragging it's not exactly unwanted.

What "very bad" things does WoW have? Because the number of bad experiences that pops to mind can be counted on one hand, though maybe our definition differs. I've been corpsecamped once, which really is annoying. Or a stuip group can be a horrible experience, but just quit them as soon as their stupidity shows itself. What's your version of "very bad things"?

I'm leveling my guy at the moment so WoW is mostly a comfortable distraction that elicits a feeling of progress and goal completion. Leveling is just such a passive de-stressing activity… it's nice, but it generates a very flat activity curve. Nothing very good or very bad about that, heh. Personally I'm looking forward to Arena PvP fights, that's where the extreme fun comes in.

"…a four-dimensional real vector space equipped with a nondegenerate, symmetric bilinear form."
#87 by Warren Marshall
2007-05-26 18:23:35
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Also, did I mention XAML?

Did you hear about STFU?  Give it a try!

#88 by Shadarr
2007-05-26 23:12:05
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Man, stochastic, now there's a word I haven't heard since university.

Even I know what crossing the Rubicon means, and I know fuck all about American history. -m0nty
#89 by G-Man
2007-05-27 01:12:25
Then you don't wikipedia enough.
#90 by CheesyPoof
2007-05-27 02:00:22
597000!
#91 by Mank
2007-05-27 03:01:09
http://www.planetquake.com/teamreaction
It's about time.

They go after the spammer sites, but they fail to address the IGE funded operations where ex-Blizzard reps currently work. Odd. That.

#92 by gaggle
2007-05-27 23:48:35
Wow, I almost can't believe how good Blood Diamond is. Fantastic movie, very brutal, very touching. And nodoubt less fantasy than any of us likes to think. Even Leonardo DiCaprio was good.

"…a four-dimensional real vector space equipped with a nondegenerate, symmetric bilinear form."
#93 by Leslie Nassar
2007-05-28 00:09:02
It's been a good year for seeing Leonardi DiCaprio die in films.
#94 by The_Joker
2007-05-28 03:06:37
http://www.jackinworld.com
blood diamond was fucking boring and way too long

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PAY ATTENTION, YA DUMB FUKKAN CACKSUKKAN IGNORANT MORANS.
#95 by jjohnsen
2007-05-28 04:37:47
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Hot Fuzz - Funny but long
28 Weeks Later - Meh

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen Family
#96 by Shadarr
2007-05-28 04:44:16
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I didn't find Hot Fuzz too long.  Spiderman 3 on the other hand was way too long.  Or maybe just too boring.

Even I know what crossing the Rubicon means, and I know fuck all about American history. -m0nty
#97 by McBain
2007-05-28 20:31:07
Bago's last couple posts provided me with a good laugh.

World of Warcraft is a pie eating contest where the reward is more pie.
#98 by Ds_
2007-05-29 05:51:11
roger.boal@gmail.com
SWAN !
#99 by Matt Perkins
2007-05-29 15:31:27
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Hot Fuzz wasn't too long. It was awesome all the way through.

Blood Diamond was a lot better than I was expecting and one of the better movies made last year.


Oh, and I finally got around to seeing The Departed. I know it's probably against all that is holy, but I think that's my favorite Scorsese film ever. It was incredibly good.

My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in

"I'm not sure it's possible to make a "subtle" jab at Matt's writing ability." - Ergo
#100 by CheesyPoof
2007-05-29 15:48:30
My wife and I watched West Side Story. Interesting movie from the days of yore.
#101 by jjohnsen
2007-05-29 17:13:08
http://www.johnsenclan.com
It was on PBS a few nights ago, we watched for a while as well.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen Family
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