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The 2006 PlanetCrap Trollie Awards.
January 31st 2007, 17:04 CET by CheesyPoof Only lagging the Oscars by a week or so, this isn't too late. M0nty is too lazy to do it proper so I'll do it, again. I took out the 'foreign' nonsense and made up some new categories. Have fun. PLANETCRAP DIVISION PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Wudi. Another poor effort this year to win again. PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll -- bago. Could go to none1a, but I say give it to bago so he has something positive to say about 2006. PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll -- Marsh Davies. You could also consider Bago, but who else could wax so eloquently about a video game called Gears of War like it was a lost work of Chaucer? PlanetCrap's Best Multiclass Troll [e.g. Dev/Troll, Journo/Troll] - gaggle. Does he have taste in anything? PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll -- UncleJeet, we hardly could stand ya. Now you melted down and gone away. PlanetCrap's Best User of Cliches To Deflect Trolls -- Jibble (again). PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll -- I can't think of any new cliches. The best I could think of is Warren's "you're awesome" for bago, but it's not really turned into a cliche yet. PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll -- Your Friend. Ds comes back, and he calls him a stupid mick. So tired. PlanetCrap's Most Prolific & Persistent Troll -- The_Joker for last years TOTY thread. PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll -- Greg in a landslide. PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll -- This is the troll that gets under your skin. Any of BobJustBob, Jibble, G-Man, Hugin, Chris, Gabe, Greg, yotsuya and more, could win this category. It's wide open! PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll -- chris. Dum has been off. Especially so since he got WoW. PlanetCrap's Most Convincing Conversion From Troll To Human - No one, again. This category will have to go away. PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll -- assembler. The only new person of note this year. PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post -- I don't know of any. PlanetCrap's Best Comeback Troll -- chris. Caryn and Gabe have a meet up with him, and he comes back. Hooray! TROLL OF THE YEAR PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- M0nty. M0nty is far to modest to award the TOTY to Warren, but M0nty successfully trolled Joker into not posting for a month, and that deserves the top award. |
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And I blame installing a VPN which kicked me off the network for 10 seconds. #16 is for #13. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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You misunderstand the nature of the Multiclass TOTY, Poofster. It is for a person who spends their working day elsewhere in a professional job, but slums it with us commoners at PC despite the distinct possibility that s/he will have their trolls Googled some day and exposed to the world in all their grotty glory, thus preventing them from advancing in their chosen fields. Thus the Dev/Troll, Journo/Troll, Lawyer/Troll, Entrepreneur/Troll, etc. |
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I am honored and grateful for the academy's acknowledgment of my work. -chris |
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Also, I totally miss DKI -chris |
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PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll -- I can't think of any new cliches. The best I could think of is Warren's "you're awesome" for bago, but it's not really turned into a cliche yet. Table vs. Jetski should be the default winner for sheer persistence. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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DKI is winning the QT3 version of TOTY vote over at QT3 and he only posted there two or three times. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP Johnsen Family
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DKI was the best. |
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Table vs. Jetski should be the default winner for sheer persistence. That is 2005 cliche. |
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I'm glad I wasn't around for table vs. jetski. That's a super obnoxious PC meme. |
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#26 by Gabe I'm glad I wasn't around for table vs. jetski. That's a super obnoxious PC meme. That's something only a jetski lover would say. |
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#13 by CheesyPoof No way. gaggle is totally the multiclass. His taste in anything is so nuts that it has to be a troll. :\. I'm afraid Ergo is right. Does he have taste in anything? Dude, that really smarts. Hit me for massive damage whydontcha. "there are times when newspapers must be rolled and then vigorously applied." - PA
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The fact that there wasn't a "most consistently insane opinions on games" category and that Bob didn't win it handily perplexes me. -chris |
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I'd like to thank the academy, my publicist, my agent, and all my fans! *walks off stage with award* *crys for 20 minutes* Zep-- Save the cheerleader ... Save the world.
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I still don't know who DKI is/was, but I know he hasn't posted much since Charles couldn't post anymore... Though I hear there is proof it couldn't be him. gaggle isn't a troll. His tastes are truly that horribly shitty. He's worse than Perkins. Is this impossible? I thought I had the bad taste award all locked up. Really. Lets extend it beyond games and movies. Lets talk religion. That ought to give me a clear victory. |
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Ng Yo hasn't posted much recently, either. Does that mean he's also Charles? |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Oh I'm probably pretty bad there as well. "there are times when newspapers must be rolled and then vigorously applied." - PA
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Ng Yo hasn't posted much recently, either. Does that mean he's also Charles? Your logic astounds me and completely refutes my query. |
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The fact that there wasn't a "most consistently insane opinions on games" category and that Bob didn't win it handily perplexes me. The list and the awards are certinly open for discussion and nomination. |
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DKI isn't Charles. Am I remembering incorrectly or wasn't that verified in some way? Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP Johnsen Family
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Bob shouldn't be able to win a Troll of Year award though. It requires planning of getting a reaction to be a troll. Bob just is. |
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My logic astounds you? You're the one that was postulating that Charles was DKI. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Dum has been off. Especially so since he got WoW. OMG they nerfed my humour stat! :( MP3 Of The Week: The Surgens - Twisted Brain.mp3 (?)
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At least you got a mention. I get no respect, even while people are praising my comedic stylings in another thread. No respect at all. Even I know what crossing the Rubicon means, and I know fuck all about American history. -m0nty
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Be more wishywashy. It really works. "there are times when newspapers must be rolled and then vigorously applied." - PA
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man, I worked really hard last year too. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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Question: Can you get better advertising than a mooninite flipping the bird on CNN's front page? Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Thanks for screwing up rush hour for a city and making me 45 minutes late to work Cartoon Network. |
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Yeah, I guess there is that downside. Though I would place the blame on overreacting local law enforcement since the things have apparently "been in place for two to three weeks in Boston; New York; Los Angeles, California; Chicago, Illinois; Atlanta, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Austin, Texas; San Francisco, California; and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania" without incident. This country has turned into the biggest bunch of wusses the last couple of years. "OH GOD, IT'S BLINKING! WE'RE DOOMED!" Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE? Hugin, you are blaming the wrong people. I fully blame the idiots of Boston. Sofa King We Todd Ed indeed. Indeed, I say! "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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Someone needs to submit that cnn picture to http://www.bombornot.com/. Nach dem Spiel ist vor dem Spiel.
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The first one didn't look like that, so far as I know. Either it was wrapped up or it was damaged. Look, all I know is, I was in the middle of a large crowd of confused, frightened people, and a bunch of MBTA employees and cops who had to go make sure a bundle of wires and whatnot attached to a bridge or an underpass wasn't dangerous, in the middle of rush hour, on a cold day. Next time, I hope Cartoon Network just buys some billboards. |
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DKI isn't Charles. Am I remembering incorrectly or wasn't that verified in some way? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Charles verified it... ...WAIT A MINUTE! Seriously, I've always thought DKI was Charles and I still do. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Did CNN "digitally enhance" their image? Drudge has a picture of that icon actually giving the finger http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070201/capt.ny20402010027.suspicious_devices_ny204.jpg?x=380&y=285&sig=K0jt.lBZEjEgL21qAJmvKw--. Nach dem Spiel ist vor dem Spiel.
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urk! Also, yes, blurring of middle fingers is mandatory. Think of the children! |
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OMG IT HAS BATTERIES AND A RED WIRE!!! JUST LIKE THE BOMBS I SAW ON THAT TV MOVIE OF THE WEEK!!! TERRORISMS!! Goddamn, what a fucking nation of DUMB PUSSIES we're turning into. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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the blurred it on the front page, but not if you actually read the article. There you see it lit up and with the middle finger. Also, does not look like a bomb. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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Ahh, news. Only offensive if you read past the headline...which means 99% of Americans won't be offended...and the other 1% are smart enough not to care. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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I hope the people going to CNN's site can see that, because HE'S DOING IT AS HARD AS HE CAN. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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hehe. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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I still have no idea how people ever thought I was DKI. Happened over on Qt3 as well. I'm flattered, but I'm nowhere near original or funny enough to even come close to DKI. Videogames! Why waste good technology on science and medicine?
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I never thought you were DKI and have noi dea how people thought that. |
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Happened over on Qt3 as well. Was it just a PC person perpetuating the meme? That happens. Even I know what crossing the Rubicon means, and I know fuck all about American history. -m0nty
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Also, does not look like a bomb. Define "looks like a bomb" then. Is it sticks of dynamite with tape wrapped around them, glued to an alarm clock? |
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Yeah? I'm pretty sure it doesn't look like a PCB with flashy lights and no bulk suggestive of semtex. |
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It was a fucking lite brite display. Literally If a bombsquad can't tell the difference between a lite brite display and a bomb. Fear for your life if there is an actual bomb. Any decent bomb tech should know that something suspended from wires only 4 feet square cannot possible contain enough explosives to counter superfical ablative properties of the "target". All this shows is that the citizens, police, and bomb techs of boston are mouth breathing morons. Also, they are mouth breathing morons withough cable, or the ability to read resistors, or fucking lightbulbs. They seriously had to blow at least one up to determine that it had no explosives. No charting of the FUCKING EXPOSED WIRING or anything like that. That might take someone with a seventh grade education. No mass/force calculations of uncharted spaces, nor how they related to the structural surfaces to which they were attached. In other words it's ameteur hour. Fucktards. The Japanese may make all the cars, the Chinese all the clothes and the French all the, um, Frenchmen. But damn if we don't lead the world in catchphrases.
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And it couldn't be a remote wired to detonate explosives elsewhere if it gets moved? I mean, come on, almost anything can be a bomb these days. |
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And bago, give it up. Can you give us some background on your explosives training that shows you know better than the Boston Bomb Squad? And watching 24 doesn't count. |
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