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	A Sporting Conspiracy September 26th 2006, 14:09 CEST by deadlock i don't really care, but the sports thread is in danger of falling off the frontpage (If this topic gets voted in, in fact). this topic can be the new one. just to doubly annoy certain people, it can also be the new thread in which jokes calls us fukkan morons. preferably without shitty links. poo.

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#18 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 19:41:45

Several people getting off on 4 would not be from 5. That is not the traffic pattern. In addition it's lunch time and some people were holding their cafeteria purchases.

#19 by Greg
2006-09-26 19:44:47

Context, motherfucker!

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#20 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 20:03:43

He's just trying to bago, and failing.

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#21 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 20:05:01

Naw, that one wasn't a bago. I do try to bago sometimes and I find it very difficult.

Regardless, elevators aren't hard to use. People are stupid.

#22 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 20:08:23

It's hard to do a good bago. Most people follow up a real bago by posting a fake one like "flapjacks sawdust eigenvector."

#23 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-26 20:08:40

I agree with the up/down thing. Just look at the lights. It's pretty simple.

Getting off on the wrong floor, well, I admit I do that once in a while myself. It happens.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf

#24 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 20:11:36

Regardless, elevators aren't hard to use.

Not true. When I worked at the college, there were a couple elevators that were very hard to use. One of them you had to hold the up button the whole time, and sometimes it would stop early. If you were just walking it was fine, because who cares if you have to step up a foot, but if you had a dolly you'd have to alternately push the up and down buttons until it decided to go up to the floor level.

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#25 by m0nty
2006-09-26 20:12:41

I hate it when sawdust gets in my flapjacks. Pains me right in the eigenvector.

#26 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 20:16:07

Trouble with your eigenvector? You need Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic.

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#27 by Gunp01nt
2006-09-26 20:28:05

Huh, we just learned about eigenvectors and eigenvalues in Graphics Programming class today.

Item Number Fuck on my agenda? Swoop home like a fuck-falcon and fuck my old lady like I love her.

#28 by Jibble
2006-09-26 22:07:02

Okay, since this is the new throw-everything-away thread that isn't in the archives, I'll just address it up front. m0nty, if you want to argue search engine marketing with someone, talk to me. Stop bending over so Joker can enjoy your gaping outback, for crying out loud.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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#29 by mgns
2006-09-26 22:39:31

And yet, the world didn't end.

Everywhere I look I see your eyes
Aint a woman that comes close to you
Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, aint it good to be alive?
Angie, they can't say we never tried

#30 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 22:49:43

Family Guy rules.

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#31 by deadlock
2006-09-26 23:06:55

Gah. Bono called Adam Clayton a wanker on an episode of the Simpsons that regularly plays out uncensored pre-watershed here and in the UK. Later in the same episode Mister Burns calls them all wankers after he gets hit in the head by one of Clayton's spoons.

Pathetic.

#32 by None-1a
2006-09-26 23:40:31

Until I see some real proof and not just an imdb article talking about the youtube post I'm considering it a marketing stunt that didn't in fact air. Just about every article mentions that they didn't hear it, and searching around youtube multible copies have poped up some from people with no other videos posted (and since youtube only list "1 day ago" for the post time of all of them it's hard to tell which was first).

#33 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 00:24:20

Wanker is verboten in jolley olde England? You limeys are weird.

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#34 by deadlock
2006-09-27 00:53:21

Shadarr:

I'm not in England (hence 'here and in the UK'). And wanker isn't verboten, which was kinda the point of my post.

Pathetic.

#35 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 00:57:46

I... fail to see your point then. If it's not verboten, then how is it relevant? You can't say fuck on TV.

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#36 by lwf
2006-09-27 00:59:22

I keep hearing fuck on showcase and TCN earlier and earlier in the day.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.

#37 by Artur
2006-09-27 01:00:15

None, it's in the TV rips that float around the internets. Or just take a look at this. Of course, I can't prove to you that it came from the show that actually aired.

#38 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 01:07:31

They have to say "fuck" on Showcase, to describe what's coming up next.

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#39 by lwf
2006-09-27 01:13:16

Yeah, pretty soon all they will have on is porn documentaries.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.

#40 by Tom
2006-09-27 01:32:04

So, Ninja Gaiden is hard....any version really. Anybody else think Okami's visuals are a bit too blurry? I got used to them after an hour or so but it was a bit jarring at first.

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#41 by LPMiller
2006-09-27 01:38:06

everything is blurry to me.

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#42 by Jibble
2006-09-27 01:47:14

Matt can probably get you something to help out with that.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 203 lbs. 23 to go.

#43 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-27 01:49:54

They have to say "fuck" on Showcase, to describe what's coming up next.

I LOL'd. Excellent.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf

#44 by Dumdeedum
2006-09-27 02:10:18

Wanker is verboten in jolley olde England? You limeys are weird.

I don't know if it's verboten, but it's definitely used differently over there than here. Stateside it seems to be almost entirely benign, like calling someone a dolt or a fool or an idiot or whatever, over here it's not particularly harsh but you wouldn't use it in front of your mother or in polite company. I'd like to say it's roughly equivalent to "dickhead", but for all I know that's probably a type of cake over there or something.

The disconnect can be entertaining though, there was an episode of NCIS a while back where they were calling each other wankers and viewed with British sensibilities it was excellently surreal.

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#45 by Ds_
2006-09-27 04:48:21

http://www.wetanz.com/updates/rayguns/about.html

WETA made prop rayguns, is it SO wrong of me to want one?

#46 by m0nty
2006-09-27 05:07:51

Nothing is verboten in England, they won the war dammit, get that Jerry talk out of here what!

#47 by Mister Nutty
2006-09-27 08:34:50

I'm sure I've gotten on an elevator going the wrong direction for me in the past. Particularly on elevators that I take often and the pattern is such that they are usually headed in my direction when they arrive. It is pretty much human nature to do things like that, in my experience. Oftentimes I'll be driving on the freeway and I always get off at exit X because that's where I work/live/whatever, but today I'm going to exit X + 1 for some other reason, but I still get off at exit X anyway because I'm just on autopilot mentally. If that makes me stupid, well then I guess I'm just a big stupid head.

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#48 by Dumdeedum
2006-09-27 08:59:08

Didn't you LEAVE FOREVER/die?

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#49 by lwf
2006-09-27 09:30:28

He probably just got a new girlfriend. Anyway, now he's dumped again.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.

#50 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 09:52:04

GIF!

It takes a community to abandon a child.

#51 by deadlock
2006-09-27 10:37:15

Dumdeedum:

The disconnect can be entertaining though, there was an episode of NCIS a while back where they were calling each other wankers and viewed with British sensibilities it was excellently surreal.

It's very much a British Isles word though, isn't it?

Pathetic.

#52 by Ds_
2006-09-27 12:34:13

British and commonwealth, a former team supervisor in 2wire is from Australia and uses it.

the pronounciation of it, does vary quite a bit

from the waaankaaaaa, to the wangkuh, to wankarr, truly a most expressive word.

#53 by bago
2006-09-27 13:22:34

Sweet. I thought this might be a thread talking about sports, but it turns out to be the regular ol crap.

The Japanese may make all the cars, the Chinese all the clothes and the French all the, um, Frenchmen. But damn if we don't lead the world in catchphrases.

#54 by Prof. Shminky
2006-09-27 15:22:42

Yeah, this place has totally gone downhill since, like, two weeks ago when I got here.

I want to buy some cheeeeese!

#55 by None-1a
2006-09-27 15:28:00

#37 by Artur

None, it's in the TV rips that float around the internets. Or just take a look at this. Of course, I can't prove to you that it came from the show that actually aired.

Ok thanks to a jjz irc link I'll concede that it aired, however not that it aired in the US. This makes far more since, expecially considering the usual suspects aren't bitching up a storm about it.

#56 by Penguinx
2006-09-27 15:37:00

Shminks, I laughed.

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#57 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-27 15:41:43

I watched the episode on my DVR last night. It was bleeped out.

#58 by Artur
2006-09-27 15:54:32

None: Indeed.

#59 by BobJustBob
2006-09-27 15:55:06

Nutty lives! YHBT!

Well, at least I'm not gaggle.

#60 by Prof. Shminky
2006-09-27 16:12:36

Px, I cried.
Then I laughed a little.
And then I went back to crying.
Now I lie in a heap on the floor, completely empty of all emotion. Numb, you may say.

I want to buy some cheeeeese!

#61 by Jibble
2006-09-27 16:18:57

So...the talk radio around here seems to be focusing on the whole T.O. thing. Discuss (it's the sports thread, I'll look away).

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 203 lbs. 23 to go.

#62 by Hugin
2006-09-27 16:28:20

He's incredibly talented physically and a complete mess psychologically, I hope he gets the help he needs.

#63 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-27 16:38:52

Too bad he didn't succeed!

Whoops, must be picking up a Philly sports radio station.

#64 by jjohnsen
2006-09-27 16:56:23

So, Ninja Gaiden is hard....any version really. Anybody else think Okami's visuals are a bit too blurry? I got used to them after an hour or so but it was a bit jarring at first.

One of the reports from Tokyo game show said the PS3 Ninja Gaiden is just the Xbox version looking nicer and being harder. Considering Ninja Gaiden was hard as hell, that sure doesn't interest me.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP Johnsen Family

#65 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-27 17:06:23

Considering Ninja Gaiden was hard as hell, that sure doesn't interest me.

I tried to argue that point here at work and was called a pussy and not a "real gamer". Ahh well.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf

#66 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-27 17:09:23

Hope they're not decision makers.

#67 by Hugin
2006-09-27 17:11:24

#64 by jjohnsen

One of the reports from Tokyo game show said the PS3 Ninja Gaiden is just the Xbox version looking nicer and being harder. Considering Ninja Gaiden was hard as hell, that sure doesn't interest me.

Nah, there's additional material, aside from the graphical improvements. New playable character, new bosses, new environements, additional features to old ones, dual sword fighting, etc.

Here's the article: [url=http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/ninjagaidensigma/news.html?sid=6158534[/url]

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